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Impact Live Thread

Hopefully not as dull as last week.

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  1. Where's Taz? Did I miss the announcement that quickly?

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  2. Okay, new announce team? Maybe Tazz or Tenay ready to retire/step back?

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  3. New announce team... for an hour.

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  4. The new guy's voice reminds me of Solie. It has that nasally tone I haven't heard in years.

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  5. I thought it was Matt Striker at first.

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  6. Is it just me, or did that match feel like it was running at 80% speed?


    Oh, and hi Matt. Joey Ryan as X-Division champ? Sure, I guess.

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  7. Thunder in Paradise was awesome.

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  8. Thunder in Paradise, Mr. Nanny... Keep being Austin, Austin.

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  9. Sick of Hogan's "brother, (insert name) you, brother, raise the bar,brother, blah blah..."

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  10. And again... sometimes the good guys shouldn't win right away. Case in point currently in the ring.

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  11. DANIELS IS GOD!.callin out chavo for leachin heat off eddie.

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  12. I WANT TO SIGN THE PETITION!

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  13. iMPACT's biggest problem right now is I'd rather watch The Big Bang Theory, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, the Office, Scandal, and the NFL game. I want to watch and like iMPACT. I really do. But I mean, those are the best shows on TV.

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  14. They should put that on business cards.

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  15. How about tonight? I mean. it IS "Championship Thursday".


    And where the fuck is Joe?

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  16. LMAO @ Aries fucking with Anderson...

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  17. There's some NWA shit right there.

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  18. BWAHAHAHA... not quite Jericho opening the "locked" door on Nitro, but still a nice production botch there.

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  19. Yep, sounded like a botch to me.

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  20. Side note: This Waxvac commercial is funny as hell.

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  21. Is this how supervillains meet?

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  22. Apparently the have weekly staff meetings.

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  23. Two weeks, two dead Robs. Works for me.

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  24. I'd like to imagine they do team building exercises like murdering a bus of special needs kids or jenga.

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  25. Did I just hear someone yell "CUT!" ?

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  26. WTF is he talking about with back in the day? Devon was with the Dudleys for like 20 years before breaking up a year or so ago.

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  27. "STAY DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Samoa Joe

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  28. It's more of the Dudley Clan in the Aces apparently. What the hell, they haven't had a new Dudley in over a decade.

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  29. There's really nothing they can do about that, can they?

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  30. Less Tessmacher face. More Tessmacher ass.

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  31. She should have her own personal "Ass cam"

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  32. To be fair, I can imagine all 26 Dudley brothers sharing the same hooker. She was also probably somehow related to them.

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  33. "COME ON BITCH!" - Asshole Anderson.


    Seems like the potty mouths are out tonight. (Even if Joe didn't actually say that.)

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  34. Aries should've used that move at BFG on Hardy... Never would a Dusty finish have been more appreciated.

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  35. I'd be more than happy to volunteer my services.

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  36. I know why Hogan put over Aries for so many months: he was teaching Aries the back rake.

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  37. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Taz is back. Kill me now.

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  38. Wow. Taz and Tenay have been on commentary for 7 minutes and the fuck ups have increased 100 fold.

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  39. Unless Tessmacher had lunch at Taco Bell, I can't see how her rubbing her ass your your face is a bad thing.


    Edit......aaaaand she rubs the box in your face as well.

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  40. Well...that's certainly not the porn music the nWo used. That's a plus?

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  41. Does TNA creative know what a Sergeant-at-Arms actually is?

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  42. This is like Shakespeare for rednecks.

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  43. Nice promo by bully

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  44. ...you can taste Devon's ass, Bully?


    ..ew.

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  45. Except the unintentionally gross "I wanna kick your ass so bad I can taste it" line.

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  46. I know. I'm not saying there is. When they were on in the summer I watched a lot. But against that line-up? I mean, I'm using my DVR to record some shows while watching others, I can't even skip around. I want to watch, it's just in a bad spot for me. :(

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  47. Ugh, I hate hate HATE the cheap ass "I hate the fans" heel heat. Such a lazy tactic.

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  48. Now if he said that to Tessmacher, I could understand.

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  49. YES THEY SAID CUT!!!


    LMFAO!!!

    WCW RETURNS!

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  50. Why is he carrying the original belt while wearing the Knockouts title?

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  51. If you want to get really depressed about how stupid people are go read the comments on espn for the story about honey badgar (rb at lsu) getting arrested for a little bit of weed.

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  52. Or any article reporting that Obama called Romney a "bullshitter". The horror.

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  53. Does Hardy nail Angle square in the ribs every time he does the Swanton?

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  54. damn jeff hardy gets on my nerves. closing your eyes to show off the eye paint during your intro is fine, but then he does it every chance he gets during the match finding a camera to close his eyes and face directly towards it. yeah, forget the fact you're getting suplexed, make sure the camera sees your eye paint because you so crazY

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  55. I'm catching the NBC lineup on Hulu and DVR-ing Big Bang Theory and Impact.

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  56. its better than RAW

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  57. Inner monologue drops the show down to 45%. Raw is at 53%.

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