Hello guys, I promise more LoW Roundtable stuff is coming this week, I love watching them and I'm glad you glad like reading about them.
As for tonight, you know the drill...come out swinging but keep it clean. And protect yourself at all times or end up sleeping on the mat like Pacquiao.
As for tonight, you know the drill...come out swinging but keep it clean. And protect yourself at all times or end up sleeping on the mat like Pacquiao.
Tonight's the night to get 3MB back on track.
ReplyDeleteI'm on Team Mahal. He's the fun one!
ReplyDeleteHere's hoping Punk does his best Bret Hart circa '97 impression, delivering epic promos from the comfort of a wheelchair.
ReplyDeleteAs long as they don't roll him like Ryder...
ReplyDeleteCheck out the user "kimontray" on youtube. He has damn near all of the LOW roundtables uploaded, all full hour+ videos.
ReplyDeleteI hope keyshawn micheals makes an appearance. I need a monster game from brady and owen daniel and wes welker to do nothing and I take the title of best team in the regular season in the BoDffl
ReplyDeleteAnybody ever watch the car auctions on the speed channel? There's some douchey guy selling cars that screams "feed me more" every time he sells a car.
ReplyDeleteWith the Texans/Pats tonight, this just might be the lowest rated RAW in the history of the show.
ReplyDeletePop musics hard work!
ReplyDeleteWonder when they establish individual finishers for the Shield, and what they will be. Don't like Rollins's Blackout (plus Del Rio has been using it lately), Reigns has a slam far too similar to Cena's Protobomb, and sorry to Regal and Ambrose, but the Knee Trembler had never really worked as a true finisher to me. Good for a near fall/signature move, but not the finish.
ReplyDeleteHard to believe the pats are 2 to 1 favorites. I really hope Brady has a monster game for fantasy implications so I won't be betting it, but the texans have an amazing team this year.
ReplyDeleteDoes the WWE keep its promise of cutting back on the AJ-Cena storyline!? I say no
ReplyDeleteThere are so many potential angles they can spin out of The Shield(Ambrose getting too crazy for them is one example) and I have no faith in them at all to pull them off.
ReplyDeleteNot really a good sign that Dolph is getting the "What?" chants.
ReplyDeleteSomething like 42-5 in December since Brady became QB is why.
ReplyDeleteIrish immigrant slurs?? What is this? 1910??
ReplyDeleteDonnie Darko has really let himself go.
ReplyDeleteIs it a good sign or a bad sign that ziggler got the 8pm segment?
ReplyDeleteblah blah blah...shoot comments that aren't supposed to be or something
ReplyDeleteWoulda loved to see Dolph come down off the ladder with the briefcase on Sheamus's head.
ReplyDeleteCena/Big Show again?
ReplyDeletezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Does Lawler and King sound different to anyone else?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what kind of team they have though. No gronk/edelman/hernandez and it seems like chandler jones might be a bust. Brady is awesome but the texans look like they have a monster team. Still I wouldn't be shocked if the pats blow them out. Still if I didn't have fantasy shit on the line with Brady I bet on Houston getting 2 to 1 odds
ReplyDelete2 out of 3 people had good promo work there
ReplyDeleteomg big show v cena. Definitely never seen that before
ReplyDeleteColt Cabana is at Raw tonight. It would be hysterical if he is the one who pushes Punk's wheelchair around.
ReplyDeleteSo did professional tv writers script the lines from the opening promo or was that them ab-libbing?
ReplyDeleteIs it me or is the main guy on Burn Notice the shittiest actor on TV?
ReplyDeleteAnyone who does the "bow" to Vince should get an ass kicking just out of principal.
ReplyDeleteAshton Kutcher is the worst.
ReplyDeleteVickie and Vince...how can that stage support so much shit?
ReplyDeletejesus christ just announce the fucking match
ReplyDeleteCena beating the 2nd tier title holders in non-title matches isn't keeping him strong enough. Gotta have him squash Show or else he has no credibility.
ReplyDeleteDid Vince get this outfit at Goodwill?
ReplyDeleteThe US/IC champs and challengers all fighting each other is giving me terrible flashbacks to when Russo would do that all the time with the Euro/IC titles.
ReplyDeletethis is garbage and annoying to watch. don't these shows usually start with a nice match
ReplyDeleteDolph, listen to me. Please cash in the brief case tonight, or Cena's just going to take it from you on Sunday. Sure he'll just take the title from you instead, but at least you'll get to use the hunk of luggage that you've based your whole gimmick on for the past 6 months. Plus, doing so will give us some kind of payoff for the entertainment black hole which is the Cena/Big Show pairing.
ReplyDeleteHe seems to draw inspiration from Val Kilmer.
ReplyDeleteanyone else remember when vince was cool?
ReplyDeleteHas Wade just been sitting there in the ring all this time??
ReplyDeleteAJ vs. Vickie Guerrero. This company wants people to watch the game tonight
ReplyDeleteseriously he looks senile in that suit
ReplyDeleteWait...are you talking shit on Bruce fucking Campbell?
ReplyDeletejust embarrassing to see
ReplyDeleteTouche'
ReplyDeleteR-Truth push? Haven't we been here before
ReplyDeleteThat was one of the dumbest fucking matches with one of the dumbest fucking finishes I've seen in recent weeks.
ReplyDeleteSo far we've had 2 segments, and 2 faces attacking heels that weren't expecting it. Be a star!
ReplyDeleteYeah wtf was that. Unbelievable how dumb the finish was
ReplyDeleteNot in a world where Monday Night Raw is the longest running episodic show on television.
ReplyDeleteYeah baby, I can't tell a lie, the truth is the future!
ReplyDeleteWhy couldn't R-Truth just squash a guy like McIntyre? Seriously, this isn't rocket science.
ReplyDeleteIs R-truth more popular on this blog than ADR?
ReplyDeleteThe first 20 minutes has been terrible. With Cena/Show again and AJ/Vickie, along with a 4 Way Tag that no one cares about, I will probably be able to hear all of the channels change over to the game at 900.
ReplyDeleteNo, the MAIN guy.
ReplyDeleteHe is just about senile at this point anyway.
ReplyDeleteHernandez is playing tonight. Not sure how Jones might be a bust? He was defensive rookie of the month in September, and had 6 sacks before getting injured.
ReplyDeleteYou don't see Barrett telling Kofi he's gonna beat the skin off him with a chair. That would be racist!
ReplyDeletebad bad bad start to raw considering the game they are going up against. Maybe they just said fuck it and decided to air a shit episode. This isn't the go home for TLC is it?
ReplyDeleteWe like the Backstreet Boys; N'Sync, too. Britney Spears is kind of cute...
ReplyDeleteWhen Kofi said how he was a 4-time IC champ, 3-time tag champ, and a 2 time US champ, it made me realize how that means absolutely nothing anymore.
ReplyDeleteSo AJ is a face now? God she is unbearable. And what is cena covering up?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Cena sorry that AJ barged in the locker room?
ReplyDeleteBecause nobody wants icky girls in the lockerroom!
ReplyDeleteCringe worthy
ReplyDeleteWow...face pop for Rhodes Schollers
ReplyDeleteThe mustache of disdain.
ReplyDeleteI just turned on Raw, and the first thing I see is AJ acting like a fruit loop and barging in the men's locker room. This is NOT enticing me to stay and watch.
ReplyDeleteSeems they're trying to circle back to her CrAzyJ persona a bit.
ReplyDeleteThis has potential though
ReplyDeleteSo I see I haven't missed anything.
ReplyDeleteWas there another wellness bust for Rey? He's been missing for a few weeks now, right? They even dug up the Usos for this match, which seems tailor made for Rey & Cara
ReplyDeleteSay UNIVERSE one more goddamn time, motherf'er
ReplyDeleteDid the Usos actually make the snot rag a part of their gear?
ReplyDeleteRikishi bump by the son of former WWE Superstar, Rikishi
ReplyDeleteDon't look now, but Titus got a little bit of a pop there. Guess that means another Ryback squash on Smackdown.
ReplyDeleteI dare ya, I double dare ya!
ReplyDeleteWow, Titus's bark is over. I presume he'll be doing the job here -- to make sure he knows his place.
ReplyDeleteUNIVERSE AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN UNIVERSE?
ReplyDeleteShe was always unbearable. She lucked out being part of the Bryan/Punk feud. What happened to that poster who always defended her? He certainly doesn't do that anymore.
ReplyDeletewhich is why they've brought out the big guns! vickie vs aj baby ooh yeah!
ReplyDeleteRhode scholars definitely goes over but I don't mind a nice long 4 team elimination match on raw
ReplyDeleteHow is it exclusive on the app if they show it on tv?
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck did the PTP's piss off to get pinned off camera by the Usos?
ReplyDeleteWhatthe fuck is that on Cody's lip???
ReplyDeleteLOL @ ptp jobbing during the commercial break. Hey wwe THEY ARE OVER
ReplyDeletelawler sticking up for being stupid annoys me
ReplyDeleteGet cheered?
ReplyDeleteCody looks like a dastardly villain from a silent movie now.
ReplyDeleteWow, there was 3 in less than 10 seconds.
ReplyDeleteI hope you mean that in a good way.
ReplyDeleteDisdain with a "T"? Good lord...
ReplyDeleteOf COURSE I do
ReplyDeleteThat bump one of the Uso's took off the apron looked quite painful.
ReplyDeleteWere they caught playing video games?
ReplyDeleteThis commentary is so bad. I don't get it. Does this play with kids?
ReplyDeleteLike Cody Rhode's new mustache. He is pulling off the look quite well.
ReplyDeleteNow if they can get rid of the overrated Sandow and give Rhodes a solo heel push instead of having being reduced to a prop for the god-awful roided up Lanny Poffo wannabe.....
Not to me.
ReplyDeleteDid Cody not want to take the 15 seconds to Tout his way out of the closet and grew that mustache instead? NTTAWWT
ReplyDeleteyikes was that someones theme song
ReplyDeleteDivas at the same time as the beginning of the game. I have a feeling I may forget to flip back over to Raw.
ReplyDeleteHere is what's coming later tonight:
ReplyDeleteVickie vs. AJ
Eve vs. Alicia
Cena vs. Show
Ziggler vs. Sheamus
Awful.
Sandow is the best gimmick in 10 years and the dude has great matches
ReplyDeleteI sort of wish they did. Backstage has to be so weird for this generation of wrestlers, it's like they traded all the coke from the 80's for bizarro Emily Post etiquette books
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for AJ. She got to play Liz and then Crazy Girl (that seemed cut out of an anime cartoon) for the first half of the year.
ReplyDeleteThe second half of the year? Well, she played every GM in the history of GMs (well, without the hollas and playas of Teddy Long) and the female John Cena (I honestly believe WWE thinks she'll get/stay over by doing this).
Here's what's coming up on my TV:
ReplyDeleteMonday Night Football
This company has no clue as to what wrestling fans want. They will be lucky to do 3.0 when MNF ends.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else reaching the point where they feel like headbutting their TV set every time Cole and King refer to them as Team Rhodes Scholars.
ReplyDeleteneeds more Punk and Shield
ReplyDeleteI agree, that looked like the kind of bump that results in a legit injury.
ReplyDeleteSlammys are in Philly? Holy shit. I might vote Cena Superstar of the Year just to start a riot.
ReplyDeleteMe too. I'm a Pats fan and hopefully Schaub, Foster, and Lloyd combine to score under 90 fantasy points so I can clinch the Crockett Division of the FFLoD
ReplyDeleteCole can't afford better than a fucking Asus netbook? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteHoping the Texans can do a number on the Pats at home to soften them us for us next week.
ReplyDeleteThat point came a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteJust because Sandow is bigger than Lanny Poffo, doesn't mean he is roided up. I am bigger than Lanny Poffo.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yeah, Sandow rules.
Miss Piggy Tweets. Oh Boy...................
ReplyDeleteHow exactly are we going to troll these fools on slammy night? Should we employ 4Chan? Oh, they make up their own results anyway. NEVER MIND
ReplyDeleteBiggest show in the his.... nevermind.
ReplyDeleteShe is now undefendable. Can she work a match? Her mic skills are making me long for a jeff jarrett promo.
ReplyDeleteAlicia is the skinniest diva since Michelle McCool.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely hate jerry lawler and he used to be one of the best heels ever
ReplyDeleteHe had that "Gone with the Wind" thing going.
ReplyDeletePats aren't losing back-to-back at home. I seriously don't know if that's happened with Brady under center. Ever. If you want a shot next week, hope for a Pats win.
ReplyDeleteUntil they can find women who are even close to the level of Trish and Lita, it's pointless to put them on tv. It's embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteok that Eve gimmick is awesome.
ReplyDeleteNo wheelchair = no buys!
ReplyDeleteWhen did they say they were going to cut it back?
ReplyDeleteYou have to shake hands and watch tapes from the 80's, otherwise you are an asshole who has no respect for the business.
ReplyDeleteWhat they did to Mountain Dew was hysterical. "Hitler did nothing wrong"
ReplyDeleteEve has quietly been improving every bit of her wrestling skills this year. In-ring stuff, promos, and the little things like what she did after the match. I used to lump her in with the rest of the eye candy divas, but she's kind of pulling a Trish on us.
ReplyDeleteI think someone's jealous they can't grow a beard...
ReplyDeleteThe Knockouts Division is way better than this and that still isnt even that great either.
ReplyDeleteI give Eve credit in that she plays her character well.
ReplyDeleteCody Rhodes looking like he's auditioning for Reno 911.
ReplyDeleteI'll admit that post match gimmick was good but she is nowhere near Trish's level wrestling wise. That faux MMA shit she does is terrible.
ReplyDeleteIf the Texans get down by two scores early, it's game over. The ball control, play-action offense isn't going to fly in a shootout with Brady.
ReplyDeleteREALLY GLAD i didn't buy tickets for that show now!
ReplyDeleteHoping Punk throws a dig at Shawn about losing his smile.
ReplyDeleteJust tuned in. Good NJ crowd tonight?
ReplyDeleteIt was on that level when Kong was there, but now...nah.
ReplyDeleteForget the fact that WE all hate the belt--old news. Isn't it simply TIME for a new belt?
ReplyDeleteJones seems like he always just gets lead behind the qb so there's no pressure.
ReplyDeleteTrashing the sports team...*sigh* Paul, that is so beneath you.
ReplyDeleteyeah, pretty good
ReplyDeleteQuite the opposite, he's one of the best.
ReplyDeleteMan, if this promo is just a taste of what we are gonna get for the build to the Rumble, then I can't fucking wait.
ReplyDeleteTop of the hour, time to recap everything we just saw.
ReplyDeleteI was offered free tickets last week and turned them down. Now I'm kinda wishing I had them. Slammys was a fun show when I saw it in Philly in 2008 or so.
ReplyDeleteThere's a show in Philly coming up?
ReplyDeleteI dunno, most of her offense and selling at PPV matches is pretty crisp or not eyeroll-inducing.
ReplyDeleteLook, we all give shit to WWE but I think it's time we point out some of charity work they do. Like keeping Kid Rock's career on life support.
ReplyDeleteOur first nominee for line of the night.
ReplyDeleteThat play action was filthy.
ReplyDeleteHe's got my vote, Kid Rock is fucking terrible.
ReplyDeleteI'll see myself out now...
Haha, this line is gold.
ReplyDeleteThat was sweet.
ReplyDeleteThe dumbass decision by Schaub to throw into double coverage was not.
I cant wait to see Sheamus beat him with the Brogue Kick for the tenth time this year.
ReplyDeleteNobody goes through more gear designs than Ziggler.
ReplyDeleteThe Patriots are creating separation and shifting the momentum.
ReplyDeleteThe sickest part is that Houston's front seven is playing really well so far, getting a lot of pressure. And Brady's still shredding them.
ReplyDeleteThe Texans are frauds.
ReplyDeleteThey look sad right now.
ReplyDeleteThis 12 year pats run reminds me a lot of my favorite team during better years. You should hope they never take the team from Kraft
ReplyDeleteAnyone else having problems with old posts constantly popping up as new?
ReplyDeleteI think I heard on Live Audio Wrestling that he's at home dealing with personal issues.
ReplyDeleteNiners fan?
ReplyDeleteYES
ReplyDeleteYup. Driving me fucking nuts.
ReplyDeleteYep...if that's not a sign to completely give up on Raw tonight, then I don't know what is.
ReplyDeleteI'd be sad too knowing that we have the best record and we aren't gonna go anywhere in the playoffs.
ReplyDeleteI have Google Chrome and its doing the same for me
ReplyDeleteIt's like Vince's recapping fetish is infecting this blog.
ReplyDeleteThat pass interference call was bogus.
ReplyDeleteI'm not watching Raw, where are they in? Judging by the comments here, it sounds like a lot of heels are major pops
ReplyDeleteWelker's irreplaceable. Edelman's a nice piece, but can't stay on the field. Welker might be the best slot receiver ever. Pay him.
ReplyDeleteDid Michael Cole just make the act of stealing someone else's girlfriend sound gay? I mean, literally gay
ReplyDelete21-0 Pats.
ReplyDeleteLife long. Enjoy the salad days while you can
ReplyDeleteGotta feeling Ziggler is losing the case on Sunday and they are going to use that to turn him face.
ReplyDelete...ow.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm using IE so I guess we are all fucked
ReplyDeleteSomething cheap, like he cashes in and wins after Show/Sheamus then loses that night or the following RAW
ReplyDeleteWho couldnt see that Brogue Kick coming.
ReplyDeleteSandow should tweet Kermit the Frog about the pedo that works there and how Elmo isn't the only thing he's had his hand in.
ReplyDeleteAlways admired the Niners. Pats feel like their east coast heirs, what with Belichick as the defensive genius to Walsh's offensive, the obvious Montana/Brady comparisons, Brady growing up in the Bay area a fan.
ReplyDeleteSteph walking in on Trish and HHH this ain't.
ReplyDeleteThis is what WWE thinks is comedy folks
ReplyDeleteI don't know. They've been known to be kind of trigger happy in December. Jeff Hardy, Daniel Bryan, and Zack Ryder all won in December.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell!
ReplyDeleteOh please, Vince. You've walked in on Pat Patterson doing MUCH worse.
ReplyDeleteIf I were Ziggler, I'd cash in tonight so I don't have to put the case on the line on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteI've had it happening the last 2-3 weeks or so. Figured it was just me, since no one else mentioned it.
ReplyDeleteThis game is turning into a blowout.... might be good news for Vince.
ReplyDeleteNo. It's (clear throat)...
ReplyDeleteWHA DA HAYLLL?!?!
I'm sure Vince has been caught in much worse positions.
ReplyDeleteSometimes. I'm using Safari on a MAC~!
ReplyDeleteAJ just drug that guy like 10 yards.
ReplyDelete(Andre Johnson, not AJ Lee... what's going on on Raw?)
Tell us how he is overrated. Please.
ReplyDeleteOK, after that promo I may just hand over my money...
ReplyDelete