Well the road to the Road to Wrestlemania begins tonight and the WWE is pulling out all the stops for RAW with a Ryback-Punk TLC match (or Ryback-Heyman) and the return of The Rock.
Now the competition is stout as tonight's BCS championship game between Alabama and Notre Dame will SHATTER every cable TV ratings record. So anything above a 2.5 for RAW should be considered a success, if they somehow garner a 3.0 it will be time for a celebration.
So come out swinging, keep it clean and enjoy the show.
Now the competition is stout as tonight's BCS championship game between Alabama and Notre Dame will SHATTER every cable TV ratings record. So anything above a 2.5 for RAW should be considered a success, if they somehow garner a 3.0 it will be time for a celebration.
So come out swinging, keep it clean and enjoy the show.
I can't imagine Punk/Ryback ending in any way other than a Shield run-in.
ReplyDeleteI've actually been really looking forward to this. Should be some good banter tonight.
ReplyDeleteIt's one of those things where it's entirely predictable- Shield jumps Ryback, Rock cleans house- and I still can't wait.
ReplyDeleteThey should make Rock the enforcer for the TLC match tonight. During the finish, the Shield run in, Rock tries to fight them off but falls to their numbers. Hell No come out for the save and while all 6 guys are brawling, Punk wins the match. After the match, Punk demands Rock raise his hand in victory. Rock raises Punk's hand then gives him a Rock Bottom and poses with the belt.
ReplyDeleteHell of a way to kick off the Rock/Punk build.
I just feel like I have seen that 500 times already.
ReplyDeleteI hope Punk calls him Dwayne tonight.
ReplyDeleteYou've seen everything in wrestling 500 times.
ReplyDeleteGood point.
ReplyDeleteRock comes out to open, gets half a catchphrase out, Cena dumps poop on him.
ReplyDeleteAnd then Rock calls him Phil. IT'S A SHOOT BROTHA!
ReplyDeleteThey do these impressions you'd swear they were the real people!
ReplyDeleteWow. Not even an opening or pyro??
ReplyDelete"Hey! Who are we going to open the show with? Rock? Punk? Shield? A hot match? Even TLC?" "Cena." "Fuck."
ReplyDeleteJesse's somewhere beating off with ragelube.
ReplyDeleteCasual fans tuning in to see the Rock are welcomed by a recap of Cena dropping poopies on Ziggler and AJ. Awesome decision, or best decision?
ReplyDeleteHe's the new Miz. The grand marshall of the show.
ReplyDelete2 drink minimum.
Bestest decision.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like hacky radio guy introducing a band. DO YOU WANT TO ROCK?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU PHOENIX?! ARE YOU READY FOR PANTERA?!?!?
ReplyDeleteIf they want everyone to boo Rock, I'm having trouble thinking of something more effective than making Cena his personal cheerleader.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of an opening monologue on Letterman.
ReplyDeleteThat Cena is a swell guy. Loses the most important match of his career to a guy and then is nice enough to hype his return.
ReplyDeleteWas thinking that myself.
ReplyDeleteBig E. Langston's name almost requires him to own a riverboat.
ReplyDeleteThat's all I got.
"I have a doctorate in simpleton humor."
ReplyDeleteJust when I think I hate the guy he always brings me back honestly.
Poop and wiener jokes. Hell of a start.
ReplyDeleteSo this is happening.
ReplyDeleteIm not sure who is worse AJ or Cena. These two need a vacation. Ugh, the wave?! Really!? REALLY?!
ReplyDeleteWould it kill Cena to take something seriously occasionally?
ReplyDeleteHalfway to PG-13 there.
ReplyDeleteFor real Fred Durst is cooler than Cena, flipping over to Bama - ND.
ReplyDeleteHate it all you want but it seems like it's killing with the live crowd.
ReplyDeletethat John Cenner, he's sur hurlarious
ReplyDeleteyeppers.
ReplyDeleteAJ is an instant channel-changer for me. She has no talent. At least Cena can cut a good promo when its not filled with poopy jokes or intended to be funny
ReplyDeleteWhat if Shield turns on Punk because they're tired of doing his dirty work? Then Punk,Rock,and Heyman team to take on Sheild--swerve!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen did Lashley come back?
ReplyDeleteA couple of weeks ago when that joke was funny.
ReplyDeleteHis permanent smirk is not consistent with that of someone portraying a face. He would make a great corporate heel being led by Vince McMahon.
ReplyDeleteBig E. Langston looks Mookie from Do The Right Thing.
ReplyDeleteBig E was nervous as could be on the mic.
ReplyDeleteYou get an "oooooooohh" from me and you didn't even have to talk about his mother like the Miz would.
ReplyDeleteI honestly have sat out the last few weeks of Raw after reading the spoilers. Glad I did, sorry if the joke was old, first time seeing this dude,lol.
ReplyDeleteSorry. If we take the punishment every week, you need to as well.
ReplyDeleteHe was probably on the bottom of the list of the guys who were "ready" to jump from NXT. Still on the list, but at the very bottom
ReplyDeleteTHE FUJ IS IN THE BUILDING FOR THE MY LAST RAW IN THE USA!
ReplyDeleteDoomers are out in force tonight, and extra salty. Should be a fun 3 hours.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldve been a good burn if I had been here the last few weeks junior
ReplyDeleteWatching on a certain citrusy website while staying late at work. The good news is that opening segment was not distracting.
ReplyDeleteThe live thread however....
JUNIOR. OH, TAG.
ReplyDeleteAbout time you got deported.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you going?!
ReplyDeleteWhere are you going?
ReplyDeleteHe was high on the WWE's list but in terms of actually being ready, probably not. Then again, developmental is getting depleted with the recent call-ups.
ReplyDeleteWith no Fuj , you're some schmuck with a CM Punk hard-on.
ReplyDeleteActually in the US this week on a biz trip! Live RAW! Hope it's good, but not a good start
ReplyDeleteMiddle East
ReplyDeleteIn the words of the great Bobby Heenan: Bah! Who cares about college? Ametuer punk stuff. No-one makes any money. Just a bunch of snot nosed brats.
ReplyDeleteMoving or in the military?
ReplyDeleteWat. Why?
ReplyDeleteI would think he is more akin to the WOW freakout guy.
ReplyDeleteDid I upset the AJ fans?
ReplyDeleteDoD Civilian Job. FINALLY THE FUJ MAKES 6 FIGURES!!!
ReplyDeleteWe went through this last week.
ReplyDeletelol. YES, Ha ha... I feel like Ed McMahon here.
ReplyDeleteDelayed suplex is a nice spot for Cena, actually.
ReplyDeleteOooh, excitement. Gonna be a black truck!
ReplyDelete2fiddy a week.
ReplyDeleteHeel AJ is terrible.
ReplyDeleteI missed that. What happened?
ReplyDeleteCongrats. I hope you find some internets out there in the middle east fast. This business needs you
ReplyDeleteThat big black lady does not approve.
ReplyDeleteHeel AJ is terrible. You get an upvote from me
ReplyDeleteI like Doplh. I like the way he carries himself like a star and the effort he puts in every match, but his offense needs lots of work.
ReplyDeleteShe makes Heather Graham look like a believable actress.
ReplyDeleteI expected better.
ReplyDeleteShamrock school of spot calling graduate..... Johnnnnnnn Cena
ReplyDelete2 commercials in 20 minutes. So much for momentum.
ReplyDelete:( sowwie
ReplyDeleteI got a brand new pair of rollerskates you got a brand new key.
ReplyDeletethanks.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I don't talk about this shit at work.
ReplyDeleteProbably heard that, and snapped to a break to change the mic job.
ReplyDeleteits just very weak looking i agree.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, any Tyler Perry character.
ReplyDeleteHe needs to work on his punches.
ReplyDeleteYo Sal!
ReplyDeleteHow come there ain't any brothers on the wall!
At least Heather is sexy... with roller skates on.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand that Ziggler rest hold
ReplyDeleteCLEVELAND STAND UP!
ReplyDeleteZiggler and Langston need Biggie and Ziggy t-shirts, stat!
ReplyDeleteShe has to stand on the top rope just be at eye level with someone.
ReplyDeleteShow off spot.
ReplyDelete"That chick is just flat out weird " Very early candidate for Cole line of the year.
ReplyDeleteLove the way the elbow drops are getting over.
ReplyDeleteThis is Match of the Year so far.
ReplyDeleteIm tired of these fucking cargo shorts...
ReplyDeleteIf they want to reconnect with the hip hop audience, perhaps Mark Henry should return with a Rick Ross gimmick.
ReplyDeleteToo bad I'm in Vegas...but I'm waiving the Cleveland flag while I'm here!
ReplyDeleteHell of a near fall.
ReplyDeleteI'll feel dumb as fuck if Notre Dame wins. I know I can't be the only one.
ReplyDeleteGood match and yeah sounds like they turned the ring mic down
ReplyDeleteOr just have a few drive by shootings every Monday.
ReplyDeleteA correctional officer?
ReplyDeleteA diabetic?
A black guy with high blood pressure and a bad heart?
trying to reserve judgement here, but I have a bad feeling Dolph will be looking mighty weak in a couple of minutes
ReplyDeleteWin? No.
ReplyDelete9.5? HELL YEAH.
I figured it'd be vintage.
ReplyDeleteVINTAGE COUNTERS
ReplyDeleteOfficer Mizark
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the big money
ReplyDeleteWho downvotes this? We got Cena lovers on the BoD?
ReplyDeleteWell the Zig Kick is all that's left...
ReplyDeleteI didn't downvote (I'm not a woman) but I like Cena lol
ReplyDeleteYOU CAN'T CROSSBODY JOHN CENA!
ReplyDeleteDAMN.
ReplyDeleteDoes he get his shorts at American Eagle. The belt had to of come from their.
ReplyDeletelike I was saying...
ReplyDeleteSo much for getting the super-kick over as Ziggler's finish.
ReplyDeleteNot gonna get that superkick over if he keeps missing or letting guys kickout.
ReplyDelete... and shit.
ReplyDeleteYo, I like this match.
ReplyDeleteOnly works if you stomp a lot first.
ReplyDeleteWelp, great way to kill the superkick for Dolph already.
ReplyDeleteI'm a insane, or is this match 4 and half flakes, heading to five?
ReplyDeleteAnother sleeper spot?
ReplyDeleteMOTY for 2013 easily.
ReplyDeleteYou're insane. There's no flow. It's just Cena kicking out of big moves.
ReplyDeleteIt's good, but I wouldn't go that high... yet...
ReplyDeleteAnd the ref bumps melts the flakes.
ReplyDeleteCena lovers and AJ fans.
ReplyDeleteMan getting pinned with only one shoe on.
ReplyDeleteThat ain't right.
So Big E Langston's finish is... Take a Back Bump?
ReplyDeleteCena just stole Terry Funk's shoe spot,
ReplyDeleteThe big ending can hit a five count, but expecting 20 is too much.
ReplyDeleteFuck. I'd tell someone to blow Cena up to pin him but Orton tried that already and he still found a way out of it.
ReplyDeleteWTF!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShould of seen it last week. Me and Caliber got at least 10 downvotes each because we didn't think AJ was all that.
ReplyDeleteTouch under 3 flakes. Good match.
ReplyDelete***1/2 from me. It was good but not great
ReplyDeleteLove how the same guys (not necessarily cult in particular) who shit all over RVD-ECW spot fests praise Cena and Ziggler.
ReplyDeleteAnd just like that... it's football time.
ReplyDeleteEh. That leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I don't care that Cena won, it's how he won.
ReplyDeleteCena threw a shoe at Cole! That's an insult where The Fuj is going...
ReplyDeletethe line is set at 9.5????? HA!
ReplyDeleteOkay. That pissed me off. Same thing as 4 or 5 weeks ago. Cena overcomes every cheap shot and advantage and Dolph looks like a dope.... why?!
ReplyDeleteFunny stat: Cena/Ziggler has literally been the last 60 minutes of RAW.
ReplyDeleteI have never shit on a RVD match.
ReplyDeleteThey have made Dolph look like a complete loser since winning the MITB briefcase. Way to go WWE.
ReplyDelete"It's a New Year!!!"
ReplyDeleteAre we sure about that?
Is Big E's finisher a self-arm breaker?
ReplyDeleteWow. they are trying to get people to jump to the game.
ReplyDeleteLita?
ReplyDeleteRic Flair would be disgusted with how often the Diva Champ wrestles on television.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I specifically protected you. Just noticing the general sentiment that Cena is underrated, Ziggler is God, and RVD is an overrated spot-monkey. They all employ about the same amount of psychology.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, we are getting to 1,000 tonight.
ReplyDeletePretty sure that's a universal insult... hard to construe that gesture as cordial.
ReplyDeleteHe was the most over, but as a face...he started as a heel but he was too dominant for that to last.
ReplyDeleteCan it really be a Best Of... collection if it has Big Show on it?
ReplyDeleteI'll give credit to Eve. She seems to try hard and is passable in the ring.
ReplyDeletethank you... its been a long time coming.
ReplyDeleteCena's new heel gimmick...I'm sure Baker will love it.
ReplyDeleteCena/Rock was more anticipated than Hogan/Andre? News to me, WWE.
ReplyDeleteI think it's OK, as long as they show it from his left side. When they show the angle from his right, you can see the guy doesn't hit the mat.
ReplyDeleteWhy would he give a shit his shoes cost more than your house.
ReplyDeleteHer music is pretty damn funny too.
ReplyDeleteThe Rock was behind the Shield all along. He wants revenge for Punk's attack, last year. He sent the Shield to make sure Punk makes it to the Rumble.
ReplyDeleteI hope Notre Dame loses by 40. I would say knock them back to some shitty conference, but they are too scared to even join a conference. Keep playing Navy tough guys...
ReplyDeleteOh i read all that. Hilarious. Dont tell the nerd thier goddess isnt hot.
ReplyDeleteCena should break into Flair's house and throw his shoes.
ReplyDeleteLOVE VEGAS, where you staying?
ReplyDeleteI thought I'd split my time 50/50 with the football game, but I'm starting to rethink my night after that start to the show. It was the absolute worst parts of the John Cena character... conveniently contained in one half hour.
ReplyDeleteId rather see Eve get TV time instead of AJ.
ReplyDeleteHe's too concerned with trying to figure out which one will be his next ex-wife.
ReplyDeleteBut he competitively lost! Doesn't that mean he's getting pushed? I mean, the superkick didn't work, Big E's interference didn't work, but hey, even if Ziggler throws everything possible at Cena and still can't win, he'll still get over on his own, right? ....right?
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, at least we're getting all the AJ/Cena and diva bullshit out of the way early.
ReplyDeleteI think there's a learning curve to keeping up with this thread while watching the show.
ReplyDeleteYES!!! HE TAKES A BACK BUMP!!!
ReplyDeleteFUcking retarded.
Agree. Eve is more talented. AJ can't act at all (yet gets the most acting roles) and Eve is the better worker. AJ's push is unwarranted. she lucked out into the Punk/Bryan feud and they thought it was due to AJ. Looking at the ratings, I'm guessing that they were wrong.
ReplyDeleteWhich gets him out of the way for the rest of the night!
ReplyDeleteI think you can knock ND about a lot of things, but their schedule is not one of them. They play Big 12, Big 10, PAC 12, and I think even 1 SEC team (but I could be wrong).
ReplyDeleteNow, the blatant SEC bias in the media is something I can't stand. No one gets a fair shot at a championship with it.
It's Zen and the Art of Hating
ReplyDeleteSo Cena no sold Langstons finisher... My god...
ReplyDeleteYou don't think AJ/Cena will have fix more segments?
ReplyDeleteMy second screen experience is the BoD. Who needs the app?
ReplyDeleteAJ has to be blowing somebody important to be getting the push she is getting.
ReplyDeleteDa fuck? The officials are enforcing shoe laces? Does she get DQed if she doesn't tie them?
ReplyDeleteI doubt they'll last 20 minutes.
ReplyDeleteAct super smarky, "Follow the booking", and do everything except simply sit back and enjoy the show.
ReplyDeleteMaybe throw in a 2 minute delay.
New ref, new rules.
ReplyDeleteat least heel eve is entertaining with Johnny Ace.
ReplyDeleteHeel AJ is terrible.
Gotta see the numbers to be sure.
ReplyDeleteI cant believe they are keeping the May Young angle fresh for us.
ReplyDeleteKaitlyn has the homeless Trish Stratus look down.
ReplyDeleteYes, FUCK THE SEC... up the ass.
ReplyDeleteA tip of the hat to you, sir.
ReplyDeleteHell with Trent Baretta, AJ's "real" finisher is the "gobstopper"
ReplyDeleteIf last year was considered subpar for Cena, I think I'm gonna pack it in for this year.
ReplyDeleteSo Kaitlyn doesn't know what hybrid means.
ReplyDeletethat dude in the khakis and blue shirt, hell yeah
ReplyDeleteWALKOUT ON A DIVAS MATCH??
ReplyDeleteBest Diva's Match of the Year by far!
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