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Royal Rumble Predictions Thread

All right boys we're less than 24 hours away from Rumble time. What are your predictions:

Who will be this year's "Ironman"

Who will be Number 1? (Remember Dolph can pick 1 or 2)

Who will be Number 2?

Who will be Number 30?

Who will be the first participant eliminated?

Who will be the final participant eliminated?

Who will have the most eliminations?

Who will be in the final four?

Who will give us the best elimination defense (i.e. Kofi's handstand)?

And finally who will the damn thing and the right to point at the Wrestlemania XXIX (oops) sign?

Comments

  1. Daniel Bryan eliminates Kane to win. Final Four includes Dolph Ziggler and John Cena.

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  2. Is this the first Rumble PPV where the Rumble match is a distant 2nd to the title match in terms of interest?

    Only other time I felt this way was 2000 when it was obvious Rocky was winning and HHH/Foleu was a hot title march.

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  3. Iron Man: Ziggler


    Number 1: Ziggler


    Number 2: Zack Ryder


    Number 30: Big E


    First person eliminated: Zack Ryder


    Last person eliminated: Ziggler


    Most Eliminations: Ryback


    Final Four: Ziggler, Big E, Orton, Cena


    Best elimination defense: Ziggler


    Cena points at the sign after eliminating Big E and Ziggler at the same time. Crowd shits all over it after being behind Dolph all night.

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  4. I would argue that there was likely just as much if not ore interest in Undertaker vs Yokozuna in 1994 as there was in the Rumble that year. Same with Bret vs Diesel in 1995.

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  5. And finally who will the damn thing and the right to point at the Wrestlemania XXVIII sign?

    um, sheamus?

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  6. yeah right. d-bry will be #2 and last mayybe 9 seconds.

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  7. Who will be this year's "Ironman" - Dolph
    Who will be Number 1? Dolph
    Who will be Number 2? Miz
    Who will be Number 30? Cesaro
    Who will be the first participant eliminated? Ryder
    Who will be the final participant eliminated? Cody Rhodes
    Who will have the most eliminations?Ryback
    Who will be in the final four? Orton, Dolph, Cody, Cena
    Who will give us the best elimination defense (i.e. Kofi's handstand)? Dolph
    And finally who will the damn thing and the right to point at the Wrestlemania XXVIII sign? Cena

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  8. Ironman: Dolph Ziggler

    Number 1: Dolph Ziggler

    Number 2: Daniel Bryan

    Number 30: Mark Henry

    First participant eliminated: Zack Ryder

    Final participant eliminated: Ryback

    Most eliminations: Ryback

    Final four: Cena, Ryback, Ziggler, Big E.

    Best elimination defense: Big E catches Ziggler in mid air and tosses him back in the ring.

    Winner: John Cena.

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  9. Iron man is Ziggler

    #1 -- Ziggler
    #2 -- Miz
    #30 -- Kane
    1st eliminated -- Ryder
    Last eliminated -- Ziggler
    Most eliminated -- Sheamus or Barrett. Probably Sheamus.
    Final 4 -- Cena, Sheamus, Ziggler, Kane

    Best elimination defense -- Miz hops around the ring on one foot, slides back in and eliminates someone
    Cena wins LOL


    Extra prediction (haven't checked any sites don't know if it's been proven or disproved yet): Shelton returns, lasts quite awhile.

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  10. That elimination defense would be awesome.

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  11. Iron Man: Dolph Ziggler
    #1: Dolph Ziggler
    #2: Great Khali
    #30: Roman Reigns
    1st Eliminated: Great Khali
    Last Eliminated: Dean Amborse
    Most Eliminations: Ryback
    Final Four: John Cena, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns
    Best Elimination Defense: Dolph Ziggler
    Wins and points to the sign: John Cena

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  12. Cena single handedly eliminating the Shield would absolutely infuriate me, but would not surprise me. Though there needs to be a point in the Rumble where its the Shield just picking apart and waiting on people coming in.

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  13. Who will be this year's "Ironman" Dolph

    Who will be Number 1? (Remember Dolph can pick 1 or 2) Dolph

    Who will be Number 2? Cena

    Who will be Number 30? Undertaker

    Who will be the first participant eliminated? Tensai

    Who will be the final participant eliminated? Cena

    Who will have the most eliminations? Ryback

    Who will be in the final four? Ryback, Dolph, Cena, Undertaker

    Who will give us the best elimination defense (i.e. Kofi's handstand)? Ryder

    And finally who will the damn thing and the right to point at the Wrestlemania XXIX (oops) sign? Undertaker

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  14. Ironman: Bryan
    1: Dolph
    2: Kofi
    30: Sheamus
    1st out: Heath Slater
    Last out: Big Show
    Most eliminations: Big E
    Final 4: Cena, Bryan, Orton, Big Show
    Best defense: Cody
    Winner: Cena

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  15. Who will be this year's "Ironman" Dolph

    Who will be Number 1? (Remember Dolph can pick 1 or 2) Dolph

    Who will be Number 2? Daniel Bryan

    Who will be Number 30? Big E

    Who will be the first participant eliminated? Slater

    Who will be the final participant eliminated? Cena

    Who will have the most eliminations? Ryback

    Who will be in the final four? Cena, Dolph, Orton, Sheamus

    Who will give us the best elimination defense (i.e. Kofi's handstand)? John Morrison

    And finally who will the damn thing and the right to point at the Wrestlemania XXIX (oops) sign? Dolph

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  16. I was going to suggest that Big E catches Ziggler in mid air and tosses him back in the ring too. It makes sense, especially as a heel he can just do it over and over.

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  17. Im in the minority, but I think cenz wins.

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  18. Ironman: Seth Rollins


    Number 1: Del Rio
    Number 2: Zack Ryder
    Number 30: John Cena
    First out: Ryder
    Final out: Orton
    Most eliminations: Mark Henry
    Final Four: Rollins, Ambrose, Orton, Cena
    Best defense: Rollins lands on the barricade then jumps and hits the Blackout on an eliminated... Santino, then gets back in.
    SIGN POINT: Cena.


    Bonus predictions:
    - Dolph gets out of #1 by cashing on Del Rio, who has to take Dolph's slot in the match
    - The #30 entrant strolling in and winning will be teased, but not pulled off.

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  19. "Hell No EXPLODES!"

    It's funny, nearly every "wacky opposites tag team" Kane has been a part of has led to a spot in which he eliminates that partner in the Royal Rumble, or indirectly leads to that partner's elimination.

    Kane eliminates X-Pac in the 2000 Rumble - refs don't see, Pac comes in and eliminates Kane (granted, the team had already dissolved, but they WERE feuding)

    Kane lifts his tag team partner RVD into the air to dump him on Batista (or somebody), but instead turns around and dumps him out (which led to JR grousing about how disappointed he was in Kane for doing that, which always made me laugh).

    Kane and Big Show, tag team champions at the time, mix it up in the 2006 Rumble, choking each other out on the ropes, giving HHH the opportunity to eliminate them both.



    I wholeheartedly anticipate that one member of Team Hell No will eliminate the other, but I'm going with D-Bry eliminating Kane, and Kane turning around and eliminating him by offering to "Hug it out", and then pulling over the top.

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  20. I predict that, if Shelton Benjamin is a surprise entrant, Shawn Michaels will come out of retirement just to eliminate him again.

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  21. 1. Dolph
    2. Dolph
    3. Cena
    4. Orton
    5. Santino
    6. Cena
    7. Ryback
    8. Dolph, Cena, Ryback, Orton
    9. Dolph gets caught by big E and tossed back in
    10. Dolph

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  22. lol. Didn't he eliminate him on, like, 3 different occasions?

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  23. HBK has the record for all-time Rumble eliminations, and while I know it's not even a tiny bit true, for a stretch of years it felt like at least half of his eliminations were Shelton.

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  24. I like that many of us are thinking that Dolph will win the Rumble.

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  25. Or there's this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_DnRxJmhik

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  26. The whispers of Benjamin coming back have me pretty pumped up. I'm either hoping for 1. Some crazy ass Kingston or Morrison-like save by Shelton. Or 2. A fluke Final Four appearance by the returning star (kind of like Mr. Perfect in 2002).

    I'm also hoping for someone to tell us a bit of a story along the way, much like Austin in 97 and Punk in 2010 and 2011. My guess would be they give one of the European power trio--Sheamus, Barrett, Cesaro--a big push with eliminations.

    My biggest fear is going into mark mode when Cena eliminates Ziggler and Rock beats Punk, setting up a very likely dull rematch between Cena and Rock... I hope it doesn't ruin my overall enjoyment of the event. There's just something about the Cena character that has really ticked me off for approximately the last 15 months. Last Raw's promo is a perfect example of his character: no matter what the situation, he'll go for slightly topical yet off-topic jokes, think he's Will Ferrell, get all serious and slightly gangsta, and then get all emotional/inspirational. He hits the same notes in almost every interview, so even when he does come up with something clever, it just "sounds" the same as the promo he gave the week before. Nothing matters in the Cena-verse.

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  27. Ironman: Ziggler
    #1: Ziggler
    #2: Orton
    #30: Miz
    First Elimination: Darren Young
    Last Elimination: Ziggler
    Final Four: Ziggler, Ryback, Cena, Cesaro
    Best Elimination Defense: Kofi
    Winner: Cena

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  28. Prediction for Rock/Punk:


    As much as I would love to see Punk keep the title past Rumble, I've always thought there was no way it was going to happen. But if I've come around and I believe Punk is retaining Sunday. Punk retains at Rumble but drops the strap at EC to Rock. If keeps everyone involved strong and you still get the desired Rock/Cena 2 match for the title at WM.


    Brad Maddox costs Rock the title and the match. The next night Rock says he isn't giving up and enters the Elimination Chamber match for the title to guarantee that no one will interfer this time. Punk ends up starting the match, surviving all the way to the end before finally falling to the Rock. After the match Cena comes out and they have their point to the sign wankfest to set up the rematch. Next night on Raw, Punk challenges Taker.


    It cements Punk's reign as one of the all time greatest and it gives him a bad ass way to go out. And like I said, you still get to Cena/Rock 2.

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  29. Sheesh, I totally missed the part where Dolph won the beat the clock challenge, but still must enter in the first Rumble slot. Anyway, I would say if the Shield, Ryback, or Ziggler won it all, I would be truly happy (though Brock would be the one non-new guy that would be okay).


    This is one of the few truly must see PPVs, where I don't know what is happening.. The only thing I can really count on is a fucking annoying John Cena smirk.

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  30. The idea of Del Rio taking Ziggler's spot after losing the title is great. But then he MUST go coast-to-coast and challenge at WM.

    Thing is, I doubt they'll do it with Del Rio or the #2 title...but I think you hit on a great future story arc with a baby face ready to take the solid top spot and with the WWE title.

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  31. Who will be this year's "Ironman" Dolph Ziggler & Shelton Benjamin (They begin the rumble and end up being tossed at the same time near the end.)

    Who will be Number 1? (Remember Dolph can pick 1 or 2) Dolph Ziggler

    Who will be Number 2? Shelton Benjmain

    Who will be Number 30? Ryback

    Who will be the first participant eliminated? Bo Dallas

    Who will be the final participant eliminated? CM Punk

    Who will have the most eliminations? Ryback individually, Shield collectively

    Who will be in the final four? CM Punk, Ryback, Antonio Cesaro... John Cena

    Who will give us the best elimination defense (i.e. Kofi's handstand)? Shield hang around after their first man enters and keep saving each other until all are in the ring.

    And finally who will the damn thing and the right to point at the Wrestlemania XXIX (oops) sign?... Sigh, John Cena

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  32. Shield clears out everyone to win the Rumble. None of them leaves the ring as the show fades out.

    There. Book that.

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  33. It just doesnt get any better than Yokozuna/UT at RR.

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  34. Iron Man: Dolph
    Number 1 and 2: Ziggler and Ryder
    Number 30:Shield Member
    First Out: Ryder
    Last Out: Ziggler
    Most Eliminations: Ryback
    Final Four: Cena, Dolph, 2 Shield Members,
    Best Almost Out: Shelton Benjamin
    Winner: John Cena

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  35. Iron Man: Ziggler

    #1: Ziggler

    #2: Daniel Bryan

    #30: Sheamus

    First eliminated: NXT winner

    Last one out: Ziggler


    Most eliminations: Ryback

    Final Four: Cena, Ziggler, Ryback, Ambrose

    Best elimination defense: Kofi


    The man pointing at the sign with the pyro going off: JEEEUUUUUUHNNNNN CEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAA

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  36. That'd be cool and different, but don't know where you go from there.

    But I'm sure it ends with Cena beating them all in a 3-on-1 handicap match to get us Cena/Rock 2 for the title.

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  37. How about this...Punk/Rock as the semi-main, Shield runs down to interfere. Punk and Heyman freak out and try to waive them off, at the same time Cena runs out to clear them out. After doing so, Rock grabs Cena to spin him around. Cena thinks it's the Shield and clocks Rock. Punk wins by DQ or by pinning Rock after the interference.

    In the Rumble, a pissed off Rock runs in to eliminate Cena. Ziggler having a great run, surviving past #2 D-Bry and Ryback and Henry who eliminate each other.

    He's down to him and a beaten down Santino when #29 enters...Heath Slater. Dolph laughs at his luck and beats both down, waiving down #30.

    GONG!!!

    Taker heads to the ring, Ziggler in a panic quickly clears Santino and Slater, but ultimately loses to Taker, who gets to issue his own challenge to kick off Streak Vs Title at Mania.

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  38. I'm guessing all the up votes are for the crowd shitting on Cena winning. Hell, I'll give you one for that, too!

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  39. He's the only person in the Rumble that many of us LIKE.

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  40. Ziggler is your Ironman and number 1 entry, Kofi does crazy elimination defense, CENA wins it. Everything else in-between I have no idea.

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  41. Iron man: Ziggler
    #1 Ziggler
    #2 Ryder (not original I know, but it's what I think)
    #30 Khali (but there's still six smart guys left and they gang bang him)
    1st out: Ryder (in like 30 seconds)
    Final out: Kane
    Most eliminations: Kane
    Best defense: John Morrison
    Winner: Cena I guess, I really hope for a swerve.

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  42. Kane: Curious if they let him get many eliminations, getting close to catching Shawn for most outs overall. Can see him coming in 30 if they(read:HHH) wants to protect HBK

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  43. Ironman - Ziggler
    1 - Bryan
    2 - Ziggler
    3 - Riley
    30 - Barrett
    First Out - Riley
    Last Out - Bryan
    Diesel - Ryback
    Final 4 - Ziggler, Bryan, Kane, Cena
    Defense - Kofi, Morrison, and Shelton (all three try to outdo each other)
    Winner - Ziggler

    I can definitely see Ziggler and Bryan going coast-to-coast, Cena has to be part of the final four, and I figure that Kane will be there if Bryan is there. "The Shield" interferes to eliminate Cena, leaving Ziggler, Bryan, and Kane. "Hell No" work together for a bit, but when the opportunity arises, Bryan eliminates Kane. Ziggler and Bryan do the "five-minute match" ending, teasing a bunch of eliminations; AJ serves as a distraction to Bryan, and Langston gets involved (either by saving Ziggler or attacking Bryan), allowing Ziggler to win it.

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  44. How I love the Royal Rumble. I really think I might prefer it to Wrestlemania.

    This would seem a natural time to end Team Hello No, so Rhodes Scholars to win the tag titles. I'd like to see ADR retain, Cesaro too.

    #1 - Dolph
    #2 - Cena
    #30 - Shelton Benjamin
    Winner - I really have no idea, but I can see a Rock/Cena/Punk triple threat at Mania, so I guess Cena (but I really hope not).

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  45. I think we should also add the following categories:


    - Third Entrant (usually the lowest guy on the roster)
    - Surprise Returns
    - Face-Off (when two guys do the dramatic stare-down)

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  46. Ironman: Ziggler
    #1: Ziggler
    #2: Sheamus
    First out: Darren Young
    Last out: Ziggler
    Most eliminations: Tie, Daniel Bryan and Kane (in a funny "dueling eliminations" spot involving numerous deadwood competitors)
    Final Four: Ziggler, Ryback, Carlito & GROAN (Cena)
    Best defense: Dolph Ziggler playing "the floor is lava" on the backs of several recently-defeated contenders
    Winner: John Cena
    Loser: Everyone else

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  47. Either that or Dolph wins, chooses the WWE title for WM, and cashes in at EC on ADR. TITLE vs TITLE!

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  48. That is probably exactly how it will go. :: Sad Face ::

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  49. Cena interferes to cost Dolph and complete the burial.

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  50. Rumble should be great. Can't wait for wrestlemania. Rock/Cena, Brock/Triple h, Punk/Taker, Orton/Sheamus... does it really matter who are the meaningless champions?? Only thing that matters is breaking Takers streak and being the main event of every show (john cena championship)

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  51. I want Cena to do another dramatic stare down with Orton to absolutely no reaction.

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  52. Even though I posted that I thought Dolph will be the Iron Man, I have a sneaking suspicion they're not going to let him have that. They have been going out of their way to ignore the face reactions he gets at every PPV and smark city, so I imagine it's the same thing here. They're not going to want to give the fans a reason to cheer for him. If anything, he repeats Austin from '97 and gets eliminated but comes back in when no one notices. Difference here is, Cena still eliminates him, either as a participant or ala Hogan-Sid by pulling him out after Dolph eliminates Cena.


    They're not going to let the fans have a reason to get behind Dolph. Going broadway does exactly that, even for marks who would be interested in seeing "how long he can last" and start rooting for him in spite of themselves.

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  53. That's still my favorite Rumble moment, because you could tell they wanted it to be this dramatic Warrior-Hogan moment and the audience shit all over that.

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  54. Seriously though, why can't we have Punk/Cena/Rock at Mania? I don't even care if they do a bullshit non-finish with a double pin or no contest tonight to get us there. That's clearly the money match. Punk has reigned as WWE Champion for over a year and you're going to end it on the Rumble? When Wrestlemania is only like two months away? You can let the Rumble winner wrestle for the World Title. It needs a reason to be on the card. Punk/Rock/Cena writes itself.

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  55. Who will be this year's "Ironman" Ziggler

    Who will be Number 1? Ziggler
    Who will be Number 2? Cena

    Who will be Number 30? Bo Dallas

    Who will be the first participant eliminated? Santino at 3

    Who will be the final participant eliminated? Cena

    Who will have the most eliminations? Ryback (5)

    Who will be in the final four? Ziggler, Cena, Orton, Slater

    Who will give us the best elimination defense (i.e. Kofi's handstand)? 3MB does their Matt Hardy/Shannon Moore impression

    And finally who will the damn thing and the right to point at the Wrestlemania XXIX (oops) sign? Ziggler...after cashing in his MitB contract earlier in the night. Dolph's quest to outshine Punk and be the unified champion begins.

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  56. I doubt it - Kane's only short by, like, two or something, and probably has a few more "Rumbles" in him. It'd basically take nothing short of not having Kane in any other "Rumbles" to preserve Shawn's record.

    Plus, Shawn is already the only guy they mention as going coast-to-coast, so he already has that big feather in his cap.

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  57. ADR wouldn't even have to win the "Rumble" - having a hard-fought victory earlier in the night, getting screwed out of the title, and then entering the "Rumble" as #1 and lasting until the Final Four would be a MASSIVE babyface push.

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  58. Ironman-Ziggler

    #1-Ziggler

    #2-Daniel Bryan

    #30-Brock Lesnar

    First
    eliminated-Brooklyn Brawler

    Most
    eliminations-Kane and Daniel Bryan tie

    Final 4-Ziggler,
    Cena, Brock Lesnar, Ryback

    Best
    defense-Ziggler (caught by Big E)

    Winner-Lesnar

    I'm going with what I want to happen instead of predicting it because I think the real outcome is going to be underwhelming. Dolph Ziggler cashes in and wins World Title after a grueling LMS win for Big Show! Dolph keeps his #1 spot because he
    wants a chance to challenge for WWE Title as well. Rock beats Punk for title, Cena prevents Maddox interference foreshadowing a Cena Rumble victory. Final four is Cena, Ziggler, Ryback, and Lesnar. Ziggler eliminates Cena and Cena
    pulls the childish Hogan elimination of Sid and pulls Ziggler out from the
    outside because he’s upset he won’t get to face the Rock. Fans shit all over Cena as many were thinking Ziggler could pull it off and we get a double turn. Brock eliminates Ryback and wins. Sets up Rock vs. Brock headliner and Ziggler (face) vs. Cena (heel). No way this happens, but it would be pretty awesome!

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  59. Ironman - Ziggler

    #1 - Ziggler

    #2 - Zack Ryder

    #30 - John Cena

    First eliminated - Zack Ryder

    Last eliminated - Dolph Ziggler

    Most eliminations - Ryback

    Final Four - Cena, Ziggler, Miz, Wade Barrett



    Best elimination defense - Returning John Morrison revives the Spiderman spot that made him famous...about a month before he got buried.


    Winner - Take one guess. (John Cena)

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  60. Ironman: Ziggler

    #1: Ziggler

    #2: Bo Dallas

    #30: Sheamus

    First elimination: Ryder

    Last elimination: Cena

    Most elimiations: Ryback

    Final 4: Orton, Sheamus, Cena, Miz

    Best defense: no idea, really.

    Winner: Orton.

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  61. Something just crossed my mind...what's the kayfabe explanation for the mystery entrants getting Rumble spots? It's for a shot at the title, so how do they got a spot over a current employee? Do they pay a fee? Does Vince call them and invite them back? Was Shelton Benjamin employed this whole time, and just really really busy? I want to know!

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  62. Ironman: Ziggler
    #1: Ziggler
    #2: Miz
    #30: Big Show
    First Elimination: Ryder
    Last elimination: Ziggler
    Most Eliminations: Ryback
    Final 4: Ryback, Cena, Ziggler, Sheamus
    Best Defense: Morrisson walks across scattered bodies and jumps back in
    Winner: Cena

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