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Update: According to TMZ, the arrest was for DUI and marijuana possession. There goes his push I'm guessing.
Apparently Swagger was pulled over on an undisclosed traffic issue. No word on if alcohol was involved or not and it appears to be a legit arrest rather than storyline based. Also no word on what this means for Wrestlemania.
Update: According to TMZ, the arrest was for DUI and marijuana possession. There goes his push I'm guessing.
Apparently Swagger was pulled over on an undisclosed traffic issue. No word on if alcohol was involved or not and it appears to be a legit arrest rather than storyline based. Also no word on what this means for Wrestlemania.
This is a better source.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2013/02/20/wwe-star-jack-swagger-arrested-wwe-tv-taping-traffic-violations/#ixzz2LTT2UCFy
I guess Zeb'll demand Jack self-deport next week.
ReplyDeleteUpdated story states DUI and possession of marijuana. Goodbye Wrestlemania World Championship match, hello Jack Wagger: Leader of Aces and Eights!
ReplyDeleteGOT-DAMN PEOPLE FROM THE FUTURE TOOK HIS JOB!
ReplyDeleteAt least they'd have a good worker in the stable then :P
ReplyDeleteKinda lucky he was somewhere Marijuana possession is only a misdemeanor and not a felony like most places.
ReplyDeleteChrithtoper Gadthden would be athamed and dithguthted.
ReplyDeleteYou know what this means? Swagger's going into the HALL OF PAIN!
ReplyDeleteAnd his real name is Jack Hager, I have a feeling they'd just go with that.
ReplyDeleteI thought this was America! Huh?! Isn't this America!? I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
ReplyDeleteBAT-DAD!
ReplyDeleteHey, what do you know, strapping a rocket to Swagger's ass after ONE WEEK with the new gimmick turned out to be a bad idea. Who would have guessed?
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side, Mark Henry now has a feud for Mania.
ReplyDeleteWhere is it a felony? Doesn't it have to be a large enough amount to be considered distribution?
ReplyDeleteThis deserves a Randy Orton-sized "STUPID! STUPID!" tantrum.
ReplyDeleteRight up there with RVD getting busted days after being given the ECW and WWE titles.
ReplyDeleteWell yea usually about 20g, but a couple states (Wisconsin, Wyoming, West Virginia) have mandatory jail time for possession of any amount.
ReplyDeleteThere goes dutch's payday.
ReplyDeleteAnd actually just read Mississippi has a 90 day jail term for misdemeanor possession in a motor vehicle.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking idiot.
ReplyDeleteBring Chavo gurerro back as kervon white
ReplyDelete' if it ain't white, it aint right'
What a total fucking moron.
ReplyDeleteSo, does Del Rio come out to the ring on Monday, say that Swagger and Zeb have pissed him off so much that he is demanding to have their title match RIGHT NOW, and proceed to tap Swagger out in 10 seconds? I'm predicting that.
Cue impromptu battle royal for the WHC title shot at Mania, which Mark Henry dominates.
Anyway, it can't be stated enough how completely dumb this is on Swagger's part. Hope they job his ass out to Del Rio (and Ryder, Santino, Funkasaurus, Hornswaggle, and the Muppets) for a month and then future endeavor him.
Dutch Mantel is finally going to get a World title shot at WrestleMania!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I hope they let Bryan get his win back from last week before they fire him.
ReplyDeleteBefore I heard about the DUI and weed, I actually thought the whole thing might have been a work by WWE for Swag's character.
ReplyDeleteI'd have Del Rio challenge Swagger there and then on Raw to start the show. Swagger comes out, and is fucking destroyed by Mark Henry. Just utter destruction. Zeb tries to interfere and is headbutter. Henry hits WSS on the ramp. Yells 'THIS IS WHAT I DO' and then tells Del Rio's he going to enter the Hall of Pain at Mania!
ReplyDeleteProbably be a better match, too.
ReplyDeleteIf they really want to go far-out with it, you can have Bryan win the title shot from Swagger, then maneuver into a title-for-title Triple Threat with ADR and Kane. Turning Ricardo into Miguel Whipwreck could make for some fun.
ReplyDeleteYeah, makes sense. Unless they just ignore the arrest...
ReplyDeleteThat's super cool, but it depends on if they wanna turn Henry face. If not, I doubt he gets to destroy Swagger. And you'd figure they wanna pay off the "Swagger is a racist" angle by having Del Rio tap his ass out.
ReplyDeleteEither way, I'm with you— we're getting Del Rio vs Henry at Mania, which should be awesome.
How weird is it that everyone seems to want a mark henry v del rio wrestlemania match now, given where they were a few months ago? So its fair to say del Rio's face turn is a success then?
ReplyDeleteWill this warrant a suspension, since weed is banned, or does he have to fail a test? If no suspension is required, I'm not so sure he gets pushed out of the main event match.
ReplyDeleteHenry destroying Swagger wouldn't make him face, because the crowds do love Henry, but they love him as a bad-ass Heel who beats people up. EC is one of the few times a Heel getting a standing ovation wasn't a 'turn him' gesture, it was a 'this booking is brilliant' gesture. And Henry vs. Del Rio is a perfect match concept.
ReplyDeleteJust have Henry come out destroy Del Rio and Swagger after Del Rio makes Swagger tap out, and really destroy Swagger to write him out and your set.
ReplyDeleteStupid south side of the alphabet
ReplyDeleteHah, I was actually going to post that.
ReplyDeleteI would say so. I mean, I don't think the booking of his character has been perfect (way too much pandering and "Did I tell you I am Mexican???!!" stuff), but Del Rio is such a natural that he's making it work. He's got the WWE look, strong charisma, and really crowd pleasing moves. Del Rio can be a HUGE face over the next few years if they play this right.
ReplyDeleteWE THE PEOPLE!!!
ReplyDeleteWe reached out to WWE, who tells TMZ, "Mr. Swagger is responsible for his own personal actions."
ReplyDeleteTranslated: "F him, he's on his own with this one."
Ask RVD how well WWE responds to such a thing.
ReplyDeleteExactly what I thought: You know what this means -- MARK HENRY. I swear God is a Mark Henry fan.
ReplyDeleteI'd say it's more that Henry is the logical choice to face Del Rio. Because Henry doesn't try to get cheered, he doesn't politic, and he doesn't make his opponents look like shit. Anb many of us wanted him to win on Sunday, so this is the logical substitutre for Swagger fucking up.
ReplyDeletePlus, Henry deserves a 'main event' at Mania. More than anyone.
Yeah...RVD lost TWO titles after a weed bust
ReplyDeleteNow if only Cena could get caught with in a car with Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Iron Shiek, and a mysterious suitcase....
ReplyDeleteRVD was over, though. So he lost the title, but kept his job. Do you think ANYONE cares that much about Swagger? He's done.
ReplyDeleteGuys guys guys, it was all a misunderstanding. The report is just that Swagger's car had a "Dutch" in it.
ReplyDeleteGod probably is Mark Henry. 'THIS IS WHAT I DO' is full on Old Testement style wrath!
ReplyDeleteWEED. THE PEOPLE.
ReplyDeleteI was talking about the Orton "STUPID! STUPID!" comment
ReplyDeletePerhaps he should have stayed in his hotel and played Call of Duty with the rest of the roster. Instead he broke kayfabe by getting drizzy and acquiring a satchel.
ReplyDeleteIf the point of giving him the title shot was to elevate a new talent, wouldn't this be a good time to have Ziggler cash in his title shot at Wrestlemania?
ReplyDeleteBecause he was a champion, not a random challenger. I'm not so sure they won't just brush this under the rug.
ReplyDeleteIt depends on how high they are on Swagger. If they really like him they'll just ignore it.
ReplyDeleteI don't think they were really behind RVD - he was going to lose the WWE Championship before Summerslam anyway, it was just to kick-start ECW.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it matters how high they are on Swagger, because I don't think this push was ever about Swagger in the first place— he was just the surrogate for a gimmick that would help get Del Rio over. Del Rio's push was always the end game here, not Swagger's. They could just use Henry to get Del Rio over at Mania. (Or hell, plug Cesaro into that same spot.)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'd be shocked if Swagger is on the card at Mania. He's way too low on the pecking order to survive something like this, especially coming at a time when he's getting a ton of mainstream press for the gimmick. This looks awful for WWE. Swagger's a dead man walking..
On the plus side, at least Swagger can write off his lisp as being cotton-mouth related
ReplyDeleteSwagger is nowhere near the worker Luke Gallows is.
ReplyDeleteIf I was Dutch Mantel, I'd be PISSED!
ReplyDeleteIt's not the weed I have a problem with( I am a big supporter of legalization).... its the DUI. I don't care if someone drinks or smokes weed or does a key bump. Just don't get behind the fucking wheel.
ReplyDeleteI'm flabbergasted. Swagger's been back for two weeks with this gimmick. We talked about it and in multiple threads. Debated the merits of it.
ReplyDeleteIt was getting media coverage from the likes of Michelle Malkin, and if they kept it up it would have gotten coverage from Fox News, which meant that the rest of the media would follow. Just in time for the big show.
Swagger actually had a character that people were talking about and a look that worked and a new mouthpiece and a gods damned Wrestlemania main event title shot and he celebrates by getting a D.U.I.
Mind=blown.
Someone to wrestle Angle I suppose.
ReplyDeleteSwagger's reaction... 'I'm thowwy! Tho tho thowwy!'
ReplyDeleteSucks for Swagger. I was actually digging his gimmick and the angle with ADR.
ReplyDeleteHead hear. Do what you want iust keep it to yourself.
ReplyDeleteHuge success. I did not like him as a heel but I really enjoy the face character. A lot of it is his offense - he's much better in the ring as a face.
ReplyDeleteI believe this warrents a suspension. Wasn't one of Mysterio's suspensions due to his name being on invoices for illegal substances being sent to his home?
ReplyDeleteJack Swagger number one contender didn't even last a week.
He's already getting face pops so I think he's on the verge of a "crowd turn" (is that a thing?) anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe first time in the history of ever that "This is a better source." and a TMZ link were paired.
ReplyDeleteThey should make him GM of Smackdown now.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't depend on how many strikes against you though? Isn't a first offense just a slap on the wrist and the second offense is 30 days?
ReplyDeleteAny excuse for a "DEY DERK OUR JOBS!" reference is a good one. I applaud you, sir.
ReplyDeleteThey ignored Naomi's DUI arrest so there is recent precedent. I think ignoring it for now and suspending him after WM via injury angle is much more likely than people realize.
ReplyDeleteEhhh...they just swept Naomi's (I think it was here...or was it the other funkadactyl?) DUI arrest under the rug. I'm wondering if they'll do the same here. He's not actually holding the belt so I think it's a lot more likely than a lot of people realize. If they still want to suspend him they can always do an injury angle after the WM match (Henry comes out and destroys ADR and Swagger post-match to start next feud would work well).
ReplyDeleteThey already knew Swagger smoked pot. He failed drug tests before he took those few months off. All of those were for pot.
ReplyDeleteEveryone's saying Del Rio/Henry....why not Del Rio/Ziggler? I mean, the briefcase is still in play, right? Of course, I don't know what they're doing with Ziggler anymore given how they had him unceremoniously job to ADR just last Monday.
ReplyDeleteThing is, if the conservative press feel the angle's portraying them negatively - as that one website did the other day - they've now got ammunition.to go after WWE. Swagger's blown it.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good question: is WWE higher on Swagger than Swagger was on weed?
ReplyDeleteFirst offense is 30 days, second offense is 60 days, third offense is future endeavored.
ReplyDeleteDumb ass. Not sure if it's even something that needs salvaging but putting Dutch with Cesaro as a bizzaro "This is what america should be" angle could be fun.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with the above post.
ReplyDeleteIf Swagger's going to be MIA, they might as well go the angle that Vicky (who still has feelings for Swagger) deciding to have Jack kidnapped and forcibly taken to some place so he can be deprogrammed from the right wing beliefs he learned from Dutch.
ReplyDeleteBonus points if they then go put Mark Henry with Dutch and go the angle of him saying he's not racist because his client is Mark Henry, big scary black man who hates illegal immigrants too and put him against Del Rio.
Personally, he doesn't deserve the high-profile match at Mania for being such a dumb shit.
ReplyDeleteTenay: "Oh my God, we know who that is! It's that All American! The big guy!"
ReplyDeleteIt's Jack Swagger's America!
ReplyDeleteExactly. They've killed all Ziggler momentum. All they needed to do is book him like Edge. Except we got Big E Langston and 10 jobs in a row to Cena.
ReplyDeleteThe bar was set low when no word on was in the post multiple times.
ReplyDeleteTo answer my own question.
ReplyDelete14. DISCIPLINE FOR VIOLATION OF LAW
Any WWE Talent, who is arrested, convicted or who admits to a violation of law relating to use, possession, purchase, sale or distribution of drugs will be in material breach of his/her contract with WWE and subject to immediate dismissal.
In addition to the penalties that may be imposed pursuant to his/her contract with WWE, a violation of this Section 14 may also be treated as a positive test for drugs prohibited by this Policy and therefore, subject to the penalties set forth in Section 15 of this Policy. (section 15 states 30 day suspension for first offence)
If they were smart, they'd just ignore the arrest, like TNA did with Angle back in... '09 was it? Wow, long time ago. As long as Jack doesn't miss any ring time, who cares? It's his personal life. It should have nothing to do with his job or placement in such job. The only problems are that it would obviously make WWE long bad. But would it? Would anyone care except maybe some of the other boys? I'm sure Randy Orton's having a good laugh, it was probably his stash!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I was really fucking digging Dutch and Jack, I hope it's not the end of it.
Need a new #1 contender?
ReplyDeleteWhy not Zoidberg?
I agree 100%. You cant have a guy this stupid in such a high profile match. Unless they are going to give us a repeat of last year's WHC match.
ReplyDeleteI maintain that Vince was trying to get that reaction from the pundits under the "any publicity is good publicity" rule.
ReplyDeleteLemmy disagrees
ReplyDeleteWinner: Randy Orton
ReplyDeleteSTUPID! STUPID! goobacks
ReplyDeleteI see a lot of peeps comparing it to the chick getting the D.U.I. and having it swept under the rug but many are forgetting the Bruno factor.
ReplyDeleteI dont see them allowing something like this on the heels of Bruno finally accepting the HOF invite. And honestly, they shouldnt, how dumb can Swagger be? Is the Eugene character modeled on Jack Swagger?
Probably, but DUI and possession is one of the exception to that rule.
ReplyDeleteIt all makes sense now. HHH set Swagger up the bomb so that he could then turn around to Bruno and be like, "SEE?! I told you we take this stuff seriously." And Bruno would be all like "Atsa good-a boy."
ReplyDeleteNo big deal....Swagger was going for the "Dutch oven" (ba-da....bing *rim shot*)
ReplyDeleteHHH is that damn good....
ReplyDeleteMark Henry @ Wrestlemania!!!!!! (well...until Dolph cashes in MITB)
ReplyDelete9 out of 10! I don't know why that's important! /ross
ReplyDeleteIt really doesn't matter anyways.....the champions do more jobs than anybody!
ReplyDeleteWow what a screw up
ReplyDeleteTrue....but at least he won't get pinned in non-title matches every week - like everybody else with a belt in WWE
ReplyDeleteHow high they are on him... I think that qualifies as a shoot comment that isn't supposed to be a shoot comment
ReplyDeleteThe Shield attacks Swagger on Raw because it was an injustice that he got a Chamber spot and they demand the WM title shot. Reigns defeats ADR at WM and they Freebird rule the World title.
ReplyDeleteBye, Jack. Paging the Lord of the Wig Splitters, Wrestlemania is calling...
ReplyDeleteThem cops restricted his personal freedoms!
ReplyDeleteSwagger's punishment will probably lead to a run with the US title.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty great. Too creative for creative, I'd imagine.
ReplyDeleteTwo words:
ReplyDeleteFUCKING. YES.
In response, we'll see guys like Bryan and Ziggler, who do nothing wrong, get jobbed hard on Raw.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was just a fine for the first one if it's weed.
ReplyDeleteThey get cheered without approval, a zombie Benoit would be pushed first in McMahon's world.
ReplyDeleteNevada and Michigan fall into that category too, I believe.
ReplyDelete...could be a weird litmus test of both how insane Vince is and if Linda ever plans on running for anything again. Have Swagger come out Monday, "I was trying to make a citizen's arrest, when the sirens went off was off like a shot, only left behind his bag....the cop? another my-nor-ity." go full on, have him crush Sin Cara, get the belt at Mania, have a laughing Vince carted out of Mania Lector-style.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, the only thing to die during Scott's trip was Jack Swagger's career.
ReplyDeleteEven worse...he'll have to put Zack Ryder over.
ReplyDeleteThat is the greatest idea since Three Count won the WCW Hardcore Title!
ReplyDeleteAlberto Del Rio vs Zeb Coulter would get one additional Mania buy from me!
ReplyDeleteThey terk ar derbs!
ReplyDeleteSwagger is on twitter saying his car got hacked.
ReplyDeleteNo he wouldn't. Benoit wasn't pushed at the level he should have been in the first place.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I was actually enjoying Swagger too. I've always been a fan. Now he has some cool theme music, some intensity in the ring. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteAnd after the match they should cover his face with the John Laurinaitis "Future Endeavored" shirt
ReplyDeleteMaybe WWE will just recast the role. Maybe they can say Ryder is his long lost brother Zack Swagger.....
ReplyDeleteMy big question is who do they give his awesome new theme music to!?
ReplyDeleteThat means that WWE can fire him, but doesn't obligate them to do so.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that they'd be willing to just throw away all that they've invested in Jack Swagger just yet.
I will ignore the legalize weed portion of the post because I know I am at odds with a lot of people (despite being right) so I will instead just ask... what is a key bump?
ReplyDeleteIf they treat this as the first strike in the Wellness Policy, then Swagger can serve his 30 days starting right now and still be able to keep his spot at Wrestlemania. Dutch could easily just keep speaking on his behalf in the meantime.
ReplyDeleteChristian?
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious that they really do not know how to book someone with a Money in the Bank contract. They just job the guy out for months after winning until he randomly cashes in.
ReplyDeleteJust because he was caught possessing it doesnt mean he failed a drug test. Doesnt he have to fail a test to violate the wellness policy?
ReplyDeletePerhaps he was just doing research for his upcoming role in The Chaperone II : Up In Smoke....
Cena won a MITB match, lost the match when he cashed in and is now pointing to the WM sign.
ReplyDeleteJohn Cena is an exception to everything. He could lose the title shot to CM Punk on Raw, and just be put back into the title match at WM. He could LOSE that match, and get a title shot the next night without much fuss.
ReplyDeleteYou're sure you know what that term means? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing it's dipping the end of a key into cocaine to measure "serving size".
ReplyDeleteI agree 100%.
ReplyDeleteAnd fuck him. I don't feel sorry for him at all. He's a big blonde pretty guy and brass loves that. He didn't do a single thing to earn a championship match at WrestleMania, even in this day and age where some guys get them prematurely. His push started just two months before WM. He's a decent worker; his moves look crisp and painful, but his matches were heatless. He needed a manager because he can't talk well.
So, not only is he mediocre, but he's a delinquent too.
Great idea, but it should be a fatal four way: Reigns vs. Ambrose vs. Rollins vs. ADR.
ReplyDeleteYou know, just to make it fair.
Del Rio vs. Bryan vs. Kane would be a lot of fun, even though they really just need to move Henry into the title match YESTERDAY. I say it's a good backup if they dont pull the trigger on Henry, only because I'm a Daniel Bryan mark.
ReplyDeleteNah, Swagger's history.
ReplyDeleteThey won't let him get away with this. You don't come here and talk to a man like Moe Green like *that*!
I mean... eh.
Jack Swagger opens Monday Night Raw, him and Dutch walk out, Bam! Mark Henry attacks him,splits his wig and declares himself the new number one contender cause that's what he does!
ReplyDeleteJack slinks into the background and they give him another chance in the spring following Wrestlemania.
Book It!
From Christopher Hirsch's comment (emphasis mine):
ReplyDelete14. DISCIPLINE FOR VIOLATION OF LAW
Any WWE Talent, who is arrested, convicted or who admits to a violation of law relating to use, possession, purchase, sale or distribution of drugs will be in material breach of his/her contract with WWE and subject to immediate dismissal.
In addition to the penalties that may be imposed pursuant to his/her contract with WWE, a violation of this Section 14 may also be treated as a positive test for drugs prohibited by this Policy and therefore, subject to the penalties set forth in Section 15 of this Policy. (section 15 states 30 day suspension for first offence)
Doing cocaine off of a key.
ReplyDeleteSounds like everyone that was bitching about Swagger's push finally got their wish.
ReplyDeleteHigh profile? He's fucking curtain jerking for a secondary belt.
ReplyDeleteDutch Mantel is duct-taped to a chair in the middle of the ring. Vince comes out and verbally berates him for the whole Swagger situation.
ReplyDelete"You ever listen to... K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies?"
"What are you talking about?"
Then, Stuck In The Middle With You plays throughout the arena, and Vince starts dancing like Mr. Blond with a straight razor in his hand.
However, since WWE is PG, Vince merely shaves his mustache off and then yells "you're fired", yada yada.
The lights go out. Everyone thinks it's The Shield.
It's... The Undertaker!!
"Now just what the HEEEEEEEEELL do you want!?"
"That Mexican's belt..." *point to WM sign*
Send me to hell, but I'd watch that.
ReplyDeleteBasically someone dips their car key in the baggie of cocaine they just bought to test it out before leaving the dealer's place. And no, I am not speaking from experience
ReplyDeleteTranslation - Call TNA and start looking at Indy dates....
ReplyDelete*Sad trombone*
ReplyDeleteMy response keeps getting deleted.
ReplyDeleteThere wellness policy considers a drug arrest a failed drug test.
ReplyDeleteI like what you did there.
ReplyDeleteThis is all a work. Vince is just trying to make Swagger even more like Kurt Angle . Tune in to Raw!
ReplyDeleteVince: "See, THIS is what happens when I push other people!"
ReplyDeleteThanks Jack. We just got 25 more years of Super-Cena
You'd think knowing the push he was going to receive he'd be a lot more careful? Can't say I have any sympathy for him, now it is time to get Mark Henry to replace him and squash ADR at mania and get that serious run as champion that was halted abruptly last time.
ReplyDeleteBuild Henry to almost indestructible levels and do a monster match vs whoever is in Rybacks position next year at Mania, maybe Ryback himself or Big E Langston!
Imagine being Dutch Mantel. He somehow manages to get a prominent role in WWE in 2013 and Swagger may have blown the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteWorks for me
ReplyDeleteCalling you out. Gonna be that guy... stolen from 411.
ReplyDeleteHate to see anyone get in trouble for weed but sounds like he was drinking and driving too so that's not really cool. I could care less (if anything I like him more) but I'm glad this kills off that horrific gimmick.
ReplyDeleteDUI doesn't automatically mean alchohol, it was probably a DUI for smoking weed. And the gimmick is the furthest thing from horrific.
ReplyDelete"He was banging speech therapist's two at a time"
ReplyDeleteHe was driving under the influence of marijuana, not alcohol.
ReplyDeleteNo one gets duis for weed though and that gimmick was retarded
ReplyDeleteOr it could give him even more exposure if they choose to just let Swagger serve his 30 day suspension before Wrestlemania. They Zeb's gotta do the talking for both of them during this time.
ReplyDeleteIf so its easy to beat in court
ReplyDeleteNot getting enough respect with this one. Stand ups are applauding this.
ReplyDeletePlenty of people get DUIs for weed, including the guy were talking about. And I would to know why you think his gimmick is retarded.
ReplyDeleteWeed stays in your system for weeks, impossible to show you were under the influence at the time. Thats leaves the cops subjective observations as evidence. Swagger just needs to drop a little of that whc cash on a lawyer and that dui charge is gone. I wouldn't be surprised if they end up just charging him with possession, but he's fucked with vkm regardless.
ReplyDeleteThe angle is dumb because it's one note heat, it's not controversial in the way they did it just hackey. And swagger standing behind dutch mantell with his bangs in his face is embarassing. I would be neutral towards it except its supposed to be a main event program
People are scouring the wellness policy like Perry fucking Mason to get this guy off the card.
ReplyDeleteI agree with your who cares point but vince fired rvd for a public drug arrest and he was a way bigger star than swagger
ReplyDeletePlus who does he fight after adr? Rey mysterio? He's from san diego
ReplyDeleteThanks, I think zanadude's post explained that quite well.
ReplyDeleteI agree 100%
ReplyDeleteAnti-weed posts are trolling because no reasonable human being could possibly support that idea but I like you sticking to the bit. Kayfabe on a wrestling board is ok
ReplyDeleteAlso can be done with Parliament lights
ReplyDeletePeople get convicted of driving under the influence of drugs all the time. You have no idea what you're talking about.
ReplyDeleteVince didn't fire RVD.
ReplyDeleteHe would've had to have been drizzy to think a satchel of weed was a good idea. R-Truth got suspended for fake weed for Christ sake.
ReplyDeleteYou are a judgmental douchebag who adds nothing to most conversations here... including this one.
ReplyDeleteOh and I give you an 8.0 here.
DAyTERKRRRRRRJEEERBBBSS
ReplyDeleteVince McMahon is worse than my wife with his weed policy.
ReplyDeleteTrolol. Not for weed if you hire a an attorney. Much easier to convict for alcohol for above mentioned reasons. You have no idea what your talking about
ReplyDeleteAlberto gets all pissy about swagger so he challenges him this Monday for the strap... Retains in like a min... Swagger attacks him post match leading to a Ziggler cash in. Vickie so upset ex bf zigs is the champ she "suspends" swagger and books a return match between Alberto and Ziggler at WM
ReplyDeleteDude, trust me, you have no idea at all what you're talking about.
ReplyDeleteBattle Royale to choose a new #1 contender.
ReplyDeleteDownvote huh? That dumb gimmick only worked against Mexican faces and vince only has 3
ReplyDeleteNo. Trust me. I do
ReplyDeleteAre we sure its Henry and not orton subbing in?
ReplyDeleteIt would be cool if Orton turned heel and played a character similar to Evolution. The "voices in my head" shit is stupid.
ReplyDeleteI missed the part about Swagger only being able to feud with Mexicans.
ReplyDeleteLol yeah but apparently Jack doesnt
ReplyDeleteIn my non-shitty state, there are specific laws devoted to non-alcohol duis. And, trust me on this, people get convicted all the time. If you are found in possession of anything and fail a field sobriety test, you don't need any sort of blood or urine test. You'll be convicted. Easily.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I wish it were Miz who got busted instead of Swagger...anything to get that piece of shit off TV for good. Oh well, I don't think Swagger will get fired anyway. He'll probably do something demeaning on TV next week, like join Vince's kiss my ass club or kiss Cole's crusted feet.
ReplyDeleteConvicted. Of possession. Not dui
ReplyDeleteHow does the gimmick.even work against a white guy? Maybe as something silly but it's not working at the top of the card
ReplyDeleteMiz would have been sweet
ReplyDeleteSo he can only hate Mexicans? He cant have an issue with someone else over losing a shampoo ad?
ReplyDeleteOrton looks like he's putting on 'Un-Wellness' weight, and also putting very little effort in his matches. I don't know if he's trying to get fired or just doesn't give a shit anymore.
ReplyDelete