Just bought your worst ppv book on kindle and you HAVE to 2013 Scott sez one of these ppvs.
-GAB 91
-GGW/WWE (literally 3 spittakes from your review. All Snoop Dogg comments)
or
An ECW PPV you don't like. I vote N2R 98
The #1 Draw
OK, you bought a book, so I owe you an e-mail response on the blog.
Bash 91 really needs a redo and if I can track it down on Dailymotion I'll do it up sometime soon, promise.
The Girls Gone Wild thing is such a product of the time. Can you even imagine them having their name associated with something like that today? 2003 was a strange time in a lot of ways. And yes, Snoop Dogg was the only thing saving that show.
Is there any ECW PPVs I liked? I forget, but I'm thinking no. I can certainly Scott Sez a few of them for a theme month, though.
I'm sure Hef will buy the GGW footage off of Vince for $4,000,000
ReplyDeleteCo-sign on more ECW Scott Sez.
ReplyDeleteYes! More ECW stuff! I mean, I know a lot of it isn't very good, but when Heyman was motivated and he had Raven and Mick Foley, it was never boring.
ReplyDeleteI love how you space out "Fuj" themed topics, so you don't over-expose me.
ReplyDeleteFirst the Fuji Vice thread
Then, The Salt in the eye review! (dont count-out SITE II: The Quickening)
Now another themed email.
Whenever you're ready to hand over the Blog of Doom, I'm ready.
I'll make you proud.
Scott seems to hate ECW so I think that's the entertainment of it
ReplyDeleteScott didn't like One Night Stand??
ReplyDeleteYES more Scott sez for ECW, and I really want to see the GGW review
ReplyDeletei'd love to see Scott either redo or Sez up the Heroes of Wrestling PPV. On the bright side for that disaster, at least we're finally getting a happy ending for Jake.
ReplyDeleteI thought Scott liked Barely Legal and probably Heatwave '98.
ReplyDeleteSurvivor Series '98 swerve
ReplyDeleteJust like the happy ending where he found God and became a minister?
ReplyDeleteWay to be cynical about it. I'm happy for the guy. He looks the healthiest and happiest ever in his life.
ReplyDeleteMeh. Even ECW rants don't hold up, let alone the shows themselves
ReplyDeleteIt's been 10 years since the GGW rant. WWE is now a PG endeavor, Stacy Kiebler has moved onto George Clooney, Coach is on ESPN and Test is dead.
ReplyDeleteI bought all of them. Sometimes building a PPV collection SUCKS
ReplyDeleteIf we get a Scott Sez for GGW, I want a Scott Sez for Raw X
ReplyDeleteI miss having an FYE near my house. I never used to order PPV's so I'd go to FYE and randomly buy DVD's. It was pretty exciting not knowing what shows were good and which were bad. Royal Rumble 2000=awesome. Judgment Day 2003=not so good.
ReplyDeleteFuck, yessers.
ReplyDeleteand Snoop is a reggae artist!
ReplyDeleteThis is turning into "Scott's Blog Of Fuj!"
ReplyDeleteIt's like Fuj is Kevin Nash in 1998 WCW.
Does Fuj wear FUBU?
ReplyDeleteThe black john cena which is who titus oneil?
ReplyDeleteHere ya go:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.onlineonslaught.com/columns/skrants/20030313.shtml
If you generate a fanbase, I suggest calling them "Fuj-packers."
ReplyDeleteWouldnt it be FUJ BU?
ReplyDeleteNo longer a dog but now a lion...
ReplyDeleteWhat about the happy ending he got in Little Saigon?
ReplyDeleteI've seen too much to have your Pollyanna outlook.
ReplyDeleteHe's doing well now, but it's WAAAAAAAAY to soon to call this a "happy ending".
Pollyanna? Being hopeful is considered Pollyanna now? Wow.
ReplyDeleteYeah, when someone falls off the wagon a hundred times, and you expect him to stay on the 101st time, that's the textbook definition of either Pollyanna or poor pattern recognition.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollyanna_principle
ReplyDeleteExcept the definition of the Pollyanna principle is not what you describe. And poor pattern recognition doesn't apply because there's never been a pattern where Jake's lived with DDP, dropped 65 pounds, and been consistently sober for a very long time. Yeah, if it was yet another rehab attempt, I would say that's the continuing pattern, but this is an entirely new way he's trying to clean up his life and so far, it's working better than previous attempts.
You just got PIERS'D!!
ReplyDeleteOr Fuj-bags.
ReplyDeleteBecause you actually own a money tree?
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see Scott do November to Remember '97 again. That one is such a trainwreck, particularly the awesomely sloppy Sandman-Sabu bout, it'd be fun.
ReplyDeleteOn a WCW note, Halloween Havoc 2000 would also be good as that's one of the worst PPVs I think they've ever made.
Of if you don't want to suffer for our amusement, watch something good, heh.
Fuj is black. So yeah, he has to. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's shocking? Bash at the Beach 2000 is actually good. Of course, Russo had been absent for a couple weeks up until that point, leaving no surprise to the fact both the Nitro's leading up to Bash, and the PPV were decent.
ReplyDeleteI've got a few months before I review Havoc, but I seriously can't see how it'll be worse than things like Slamboree 2000, with stuff like the Tank vs Big Al match, and Sid vs Hall vs Double J. Or GAB 2000, with Sting vs Vampiro in a Human Torch Match.
No way. I want Scott to suffer through AWE: Night of Legends. People can talk about Heroes of Wrestling all they want as the worst PPV, but until you see AWE, you can't talk. It's hands down the worst, most God-awful, absolutely fan-insulting piece of shit ever conceived.
ReplyDeleteAlso, what's with this dailymotion talk? Doesn't Scott know about...other means? I literally have ever WCW PPV ever produced on my computer. Acquired through legal means, of course. Always. Nothing kick-ass, or pirate about them.
That's the one with the yellow cover, right? With HHH vs Nash, and Lesnar vs Show? I use to see that tagged classics thing at wal-mart all the time. Both PPVs sucked, but I kept thinking "It's only $10. So cheap. I get both....they can't be that bad...."
ReplyDeleteI take offense to that. I'm the John Cena of the BoD, thank you.
ReplyDeleteI was just going to suggest that if we just want to torture Scott, we should get him to watch the AWE PPV. Good review, BTW, Caliber. Totally agreed with you.
ReplyDeleteFuj-cicles?
ReplyDelete"Call things better than they are, you're a Pollyanna. Call them worse than they are, you're a realist. Call them exactly as they are, you're a satirist."
ReplyDeleteIf this means I eventually get to hit Fuj in the head with a chair 20 times, The Cult is all for it.
ReplyDelete"the game is to be sold, not told"
ReplyDeleteScott, you liked Heatwave '98.
ReplyDeleteYou liked November to Remember 95. In your original rant you gave that one a "Highest Recommendation" rating.
ReplyDeleteYes. That is the rule. The blacks must wear Fubu at all times. Hell President Obama gave the SOTU while rocking Fubu.
ReplyDeleteThat was not a PPV.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. He gave Hardcore Heaven 2000 and Massacre on 34th Street thumbs up though. Guilty as Charged 99 got a "thumbs in the middle leaning up" rating. So those are a few ppv's he liked.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Justin. I appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteIt was completely unreal how bad it was. I honestly had a bit of hope for the main event too, and then they did the absolute worst bait & switch ever. Easily the most insulting main event of all time.
But people liked Nash
ReplyDeleteOK seriously, who the hell downvotes comments like this?
ReplyDeleteThere was a recent article on Joe Francis that basically claims he physically attacked the female reporter writing the story and is an overall POS accused of multiple crimes. Not like we didn't know that already.
ReplyDeleteand then get $3.76 from that same jury that found the NFL guilty of violating the Sherman Anti-Trust Act
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