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Thursday, May 23, 2013

TNA Impact Live Thread

Tonight's matches include:

Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Anderson
Mickie James vs. Velvet Sky for the Knockouts Title
Sam Shaw vs. Alex Silva, with the winner facing Jay Bradley for a spot in the Bound for Glory Series

Also, Aces & Eights will "patch in" AJ Styles tonight and James Storm will announce his tag-team partner. Suicide returns to action as well.

95 comments:

  1. In the interest of fairness (and because I'm bored) here's a Tessmacher .gif:

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9df82e195b25baa20024e72cc7d1823/tumblr_mgkygh8y6L1qid2w0o1_500.gif

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  2. This promo is putting me to sleep. Not the best start to a live show.

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  3. ...TAKE YOUR DAD WITH YOU!!!!

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  4. Agree. Hopefully, Bully can make this entertaining

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  5. For God's sake, Hulk, let her quit!

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  6. Bully is a great heel. Too bad that Brooke has no acting ability and cannot play off of him

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  7. ...luring her to the dark side?

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  8. Maybe they'll let Brooke take the ring to the fires of Mount Doom.

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  9. 2-1, Boston

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  10. I think that's the plan. I can see er costing Sting the match at Slammiversary

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  11. Hemme's looking mighty fine.

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  12. Petey Williams' theme kind of sounds like the Demolition theme.

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  13. Yeah, if Aries only pinned Hemme in a corner and climbed the buckle on a botch... she'd better NEVER botch Joey Ryan's intro. He might just make her the star of a impromptu porno right there in the ring.

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  14. Any idea who is under the mask? Based off how skinny he is, I'd guess Dutt.

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  15. http://i1.bebo.com/035/9/large/2007/10/11/13/1370105710a5793864177l.gif

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  16. First time I've ever seen TNA 'live' on TV. Exciting!


    So what's the deal with Suicide? I thought he was some kind of game tie-in with Daniels in the costume. Who is it now? I'm fairly sure it's not D-Lo.

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  17. I was thinking him too. He moves just like him

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  18. Not too bad, just had some choppiness at times.

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  19. AMW was so good. Most underrated tag team of all time.

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  20. I honestly don't know if you mean to replace him with Hogan or to bring him on RAW as Heyman's latest guy to get beat by HHH.

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  21. Chavo on commentary? Oh god...

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  22. Ooh... Even I can book this one:


    RAW: Heyman introduces Hogan, who cannot even defeat a concussed HHH. Disgusted, Heyman quits WWE on the spot, leaving Hogan to deal with a REALLY pissed off Brock Lesnar, who uses ALL of his remaining dates to try to put Hogan into a grave. Literally.


    Impact: Heyman comes out, BURIES THE FUCK out of Hogan, and basically tells the talent "Have fun boys."

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  23. Hey, he can't be worse than Tazz.

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  24. Frankie has really gotten good on the stick. I remember when he couldn't cut a promo to save his life.

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  25. The fuck? IF ONLY Austin's face had been on-camera when Kazarian just talked about causing offence...

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  26. Scream09_HartKillerMay 23, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    Did Storm announce his partner? I'm watching hockey.

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  27. If Harrris didn't eat his career away, he could be useful to TNA.

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  28. I'd want to see HHH's face on Kaz's BUH-SI-NESS!


    And holy shit, I called Shark Boy... well, not really.

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  29. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    Impact wins forever

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  30. Shell Yeah!!!!

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  31. The ring is filling with dead people. Well, soon to be dead people.

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  32. This segment is a glorious trainwreck.

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  33. Jeff Hardy to be the final reveal?!

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  34. shit yeah, cm punk!

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  35. This must be Open Promo night.


    And Gunner... really?

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  36. Logic suggests Shark Boy and Robbie E should be a tag team now.

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  37. If there is a god.

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  38. And Tag Champs after the three "real" teams fail at Slammiversary.

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  39. GUNNER????? I forgot that asshole was even around. So much for Slammiversary.

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  40. This chick from the Dewar's commercials would get it.

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  41. Nah. We need the Ryan/Robbie E/Mr. Pectacular team.

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  42. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:27 PM

    James Storm is so lame. OMG HE LISTENS TO JOHNNY CASH? CHEER THIS MAN

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  43. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

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  44. He's as pretty as a picture. He looks just like Little Richarrrrrrd (ooooooh)

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  45. AFTER EARF

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  46. Love Sting throwing out a "kayfab"

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  47. Kinda like how Sting knows Abyss and Joseph are the same....

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  48. Gunner....that guy sucks so bad

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  49. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    MAKE ME YOU SON OF A WHORE

    (for the record, i like cash as much as the next guy but the fact that he listens to it is a lyric in his theme song is lame as fuck)

    COME AT ME BRO

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  50. HARDCORE PORNO!

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  51. I could give a fuck about Cash. But don't you dare besmirch the great name of James Storm.

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  52. Credit for trying.

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  53. Only name-dropping allowed is the Fabulous Rougeou Brothers and Barry Manilow.

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  54. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:37 PM

    God i want to stick my dick right between velvets ass cheeks.

    Love the slut look (im sure its more than a loo, WHICH MAKES IT HOTTER)

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  55. Glorious shot of ODB's cleavage. Give that director a raise.

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  56. Victor Rodriguez JrMay 23, 2013 at 7:38 PM

    Oh i dare

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  57. Because the cameraman missed the money shot:

    http://www.gifsoup.com/view6/1989760/velvet-sky-o.gif

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  58. ODB's porn doppelganger is Sara Jay.

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  59. Woah... first Mickie nearly clotheslines herself on the top rope... then Velvet NAILS her in the face with that "clothesline" of her own.


    Not a good series for Mickie there.

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  60. Sara Jay looks like Laverne from Laverne and Shirley.

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  61. You might be the first person to threaten my upvote title.

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  62. Ehh, I don't see it.

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  63. Good girl Mickie... she wants to pick that moment to sell... give her something to REALLY sell.

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  64. They REALLY need more Knockouts.

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  65. Maybe because you're not looking at her face. :/

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  66. If AJ wrestles he needs to bring the magic hoodie.

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  67. Time for the main event initation attempt. Still better than the Main Event Twenty Minute Insomnia-Curing Promo By (UGH!) HHH. (All Rights Reserved By HHH)

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  68. Mr.Anderson obviously hasn't done a cycle in some time.

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  69. I totally back getting off the juice...but can't Mr. Anderson still find time to at least get in the gym?????

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  70. Peer pressure. It's like an afterschool special....

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  71. Fake drink? Fake drink.

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  72. Bully Ray is the best heel in the business and it isn't even close. I repeat, in the year 2013, Bubba Ray Dudley is the best heel in wrestling.

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  73. Scream09_HartKillerMay 23, 2013 at 7:57 PM

    You know, all they're doing is inviting AJ to join their club. I don't know why that makes them such bad guys.

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  74. Scream09_HartKillerMay 23, 2013 at 7:58 PM

    Well now Bully's getting a bit bossy. That's not very nice.

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  75. Flair couldn't even get him over as a mid carder

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  76. I think it should be Tony Schiavones heel turn

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  77. Anyone think it might be Alex Shelley under the Suicide mask?

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  78. THREADJACK!~

    The Shield with puppies!

    http://t.co/jddxzC49Sk

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  79. TJ Perkins supposedly.

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  80. As Angle approached the ring, the feed froze, and when it came back, A&8 were holding Angle, AJ was wearing the cut, and Bully Ray was about to hand him the ball-peen (huh huh huh... "peen") hammer. Anyone else have that happen? Looks like someone else mentioned something about Spike going on the Jack Adkisson.

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  81. A very ODB-licious night, what with all of her bending over, jiggling, buns up/chest down stance.

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  82. I can kind of see that, except ODB doesn't look as ragged, for obvious reasons.

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  83. Jerry Lawler is mad at you for being so literal.

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  84. When Kaz looked over at Aries about people apparently getting offended, Ron Simmons was like "DAMN."


    Loved how Aries took he mic but then gave it to Roode with a "oh yeah, I'm not allowed to talk 'cause of that thing" look on his face.

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  85. I liked him.

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  86. I have Comcast too. Some weird message came up like ref code: and then random numbers. It only appeared on Spike.

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  87. With a side order of Taryn no less. Well done.

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  88. If this had been anything else I would have been disappointed... I'm guessing this doesn't show up on DVD releases now...

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  89. There is a rumor that Trish hooked up with Lillian? I question your sources...

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  90. All time upvote title, or individual comment upvote title? Because I am pretty sure I have the single most upvoted post ever.

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  91. All time. Before the change to new disquis, you could see who had the most upvotes. At the time, I had like 2000 more upvotes than the second place guy.

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  92. http://www.pwpix.net/pwpixnews/headlines/254453551.php

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