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Thought I would post this after the thread from earlier today about wrestlers who were jerks. An entertaining list, although most of this is not believable at all. This was originally posted several years ago.
Thought I would post this after the thread from earlier today about wrestlers who were jerks. An entertaining list, although most of this is not believable at all. This was originally posted several years ago.
I tried to read it because it sounds interesting but I can deal with the plain text formatting.
ReplyDeleteDon't bother. It's just another rehash of the "sleaze thread" that was shat upon DVDVR almost ten years ago
ReplyDeleteI find the Raven/Shane rumor a bit hard to believe - why would he decide to get Vince's kids fucked up? Although he really did get shit on when he came back in 2000, I was really expecting them to do some good stuff with that character.
ReplyDeleteStephanie with a strap on banging Chyna? Disturbing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Raven could have done much more interesting stuff leading a new band of misfits against the Right to Censor faction. Saturn wasn't doing anything much by late 2000 and the Dudleyz and Tazz were already there. Raven and Richards always had good chemistry
ReplyDeletePity the original DVD thread got deleted. It was peversely entertaining.
ReplyDeleteLove this list. I prefer to take it all as God's truth.
ReplyDeleteWhere's my credit Brian?? Huh? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI chalk it up to information being so readily available (and fast) that things seem more chaotic, but as a general whole, I think most of the world has evolved for the better. Try living during the middle ages or as we like to call it today North Korea or Iran.
ReplyDeleteThose nerds don't even allow mention of it on their virgin-hovel anymore. It ruined any of the supposed "credibility" they had.
ReplyDeleteI took it more as he liked hanging with Shane and they partied hard moreso than intentionally trying to get Shane fucked up.
ReplyDeleteRaven was just such an interesting character, with a backstory that a little bit more was added to as time went on...you'd think a company that fancies themselves storytellers would have found something to do with him. It's too bad it missed out on Russo, that's the type of character Russo would have loved, and Raven was smart enough to not let Russo do anything stupid to the character.
ReplyDeleteAl Snow getting a blow job is both disturbing and humorous. I imagine a cheesy grin throughout.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see the Mayweather fight? I respect how good he is but Christ alive he is not entertaining to watch.
ReplyDeleteI tried and quit half way through. After you've been watching MMA for a long time, boxing is just incredibly boring in comparison.
ReplyDeleteIf this list has taught me anything, and there isn't much honest, it's that you should never underestimate the sexual perversions of a group of men who choose to make a living out of groping each other while semi-nude. Also, never work for Victor Quiones.
ReplyDeleteI agree. And how many fights were on the PPV card? Two? For $70 that is crazy. Wrestling and MMA have spoiled us in that respect.
ReplyDeleteBetter boxing in MMA anyway.
ReplyDeleteWow, Raven had sex with a young Brian Bayless...
ReplyDeleteVince McMahon asked Goldust to get breast implants put in and he seriously thought about it.
ReplyDeleteI'd heard it was Dustin's idea.
Russo wanted the Raven character too, since his aim was to create his own with Edge.
ReplyDeleteAlso that Bischoff would swap wives with DDP all the time
ReplyDeleteDidn't this come out under oath for during the Gold Club trials? I used to drive by that place all the time when I lived in Atlanta. It was smack dab in the middle of a major intersection in a main part of town.
Macho's valet, Gorgeous George, also made a masturbation vid, and Denise
ReplyDeleteRiffle, aka Chastity, appeared in the porn flick, "Live Bait."
These are true.
Tammy Sytch has phone sex with indy guys.
ReplyDeleteI find this highly amusing in how inoffensive it is compared to the truth.
Halfway through this and still no mention of Glacier or Bobby Walker's gay fetish video past......
ReplyDeleteMacho Man had his way with Stephanie (she was about 14 then) back in
ReplyDelete94/95 and that Vince found out and that was the true ending for Macho
Man in WWF.
I have NEVER heard about this before. EVER. Has ANYONE else EVER heard of this?
Although he really did get shit on when he came back in 2000
ReplyDeleteThe infamous line when Vince walked into the dressing room and saw Raven:
"Who the fuck hired Raven?"
Except Edge was nothing like Raven. Edge basically was a blank slate character, a cipher who didn't really get a personality or characteristics until early 2000, when the Hardy Boys hit it big and the Dudleys were around.
ReplyDeletethis is the scummy.. i was just telling caliber to read in the jerks thread.
ReplyDeleteTHIS LIST MADE ME JOIN DVDVR BOARD. I WAS ONE OF THE MANY THAT THEY WERE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM.
ReplyDeleteCOUPLE OF THOSE MEMBERS ENDED UP CREATING PROWRESTLINGONLY FORUMS. THERE'S THIS THREAD THAT TOTALLY SHITS ON SCOTT KEITH.
Same thing happened to me. I loved watching boxing as a kid, but I'm a huge MMA fan now and I guess boxing just doesn't cut it for me anymore cause I was bored as shit.
ReplyDeleteJBL wrote it?
ReplyDeleteit's the short ones without details or a back story that make me laugh my ass off:
ReplyDelete*Antonio Pena turned half the AAA locker room gay.
*At least 4 people in ECW killed someone.
* Balls Mahoney is also a satanist.
*Bruiser Brody once assaulted a fan with a vomit-drenched mop, because he was trying to kill the territory.
Although the details in 174 and 183 are killer.
If nothing else, this list reminded me of a major omission from that post about the biggest jerks in wrestling....can't believe nobody mentioned Bruce Hart.
ReplyDelete"203. Back in 1995-1996 in ECW, Raven was banging Francine. I think everyone knows he likes to degrade women... a lot. Well he would choke her, slap her, tie her up, call her names, spit in her face, etc. But what finally broke her was when he fisted her while she was tied up. She started crying so he stopped but didn't untie her. So he started sticking the hotel remote control in her, which he did at every hotel room they stayed in. She was cool with that. But then he broke out the coffee cups and she finally left him when he untied her."
ReplyDeleteAS LONG AS SHE WAS COOL WITH IT
Von Erichs do not like cats, apparently.
ReplyDelete*Ronnie Garvin's hands were not actually made of stone; they were just calcified mineral deposits...and he used them to fist JJ Dillon.
ReplyDeleteKerry Von Erich was once so high that he tried using a cat as his prosthetic foot.
ReplyDeleteJBL once forced Paul London to take him to a nice restaurant. He then got mad when Paul London neglected to ask him about his day. The drive back to the hotel was awkwardly silent because JBL was upset that Paul London unlocked his own car door before JBL's. Farooq had to hear about this all throughout the next day.
ReplyDeleteNo, Bischoff testified he'd pay to see others grind/fuck (I forget which) his wife at the Gold Club. Nothing to do with DDP.
ReplyDelete"Kane likes to take Viagra and wear stealth camouflage while sitting naked in the locker rooms. He stopped doing it once Randy Orton sat on his penis and broke his man-hymen."
ReplyDeletePaul Heyman once burst into Vince McMahon's office and made the declaration, "I want to offer you the greatest angle ever."
ReplyDeleteVince's hand stopped just short of reaching the phone to call security. He was intrigued. "Go on..."
Heyman began his pitch: "Too Cool are in the ring wrestling Edge and Christian. Scotty II Hotty is just about to hit the Worm on Edge when the lights go out. When the lights are back on, Raven is in the ring and both teams are lying unconscious in the middle of the ring with their heads touching in a cross formation. Raven then squats over their faces and takes a dump. Then Sabu runs in and pees on them.
"Next week The Godfather is wrestling Val Venis. Just as Godfather hits the Ho-Train in the corner, New Jack pops up and clocks him with a guitar full of excrement. Sabu and Raven then hold Venis down and smear his face in the resultant mess until he passes out. Then they pull down Godfathers pants, force him inside Venis, and Sabu goes up top, exposes his member, and hits the Atomic Arabian Penetration on Godfather.
"The roster is devastated. Guys are too disturbed and afraid to come out to the ring. And those who do make it to their matches can barely concentrate because they're too busy watching their backsides. Finally, The Rock takes a stand. Alone, he walks to the ring and calls out the invading faction. They promptly hit the ring and quadruple penetrate him. Then they pee on him, and take turns defecating in his mouth. Then they shove a beer-bong down his throat and Sandman vomits into it. For a grande finale, they turn his world title side-ways and shove it up his candied ass."
Vince took this in for a moment. Finally he was compelled to ask, "And what would you call this faction?"
Beaming with aplomb, Heyman made an 'L' of his bent arms and snapped his fingers as he said, "The Aristocrats!!!"
Bravo. I stand in awe.
ReplyDeleteGoing by the headline, I was expecting this to be about black pro wrestling legends like Bobo Brazil and Thunderbolt Patterson. Then I realized it isn't February.
ReplyDeleteThe one about Balls being a Satanist is true, he talked about it in one of his RF video shoot interviews.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I've often wondered if he, or the Hart family could hold Jericho and Storm to their "you have to give us 10% of your future earnings" contract that they had to sign.
ReplyDeleteI stopped reading the list about 50 or so in, and as I was reading your recap the Brusier Brody one actually made me laugh so hard I choked on my sandwich.
ReplyDeleteI mean, if it's true, is Brusier thinking "This territory must die! What can I do? I know! I'll attack a fan with a vomit drenched mop!"
And? His intention was to turn Edge into the WWF's version of Raven. I didn't say he succeeded.
ReplyDeleteI thought Raven was gay?
ReplyDeleteI was sitting there reading this thinking it was a piss-take on The Aristocrats and by gawd you went full frontal and used the punchline anyway.
ReplyDeleteBest thing I have read on the intraweb in years.
He did write checks... it's the actual value of those checks (less than the paper, usually) that was the issue.
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite: "
ReplyDelete144. New Jack once got liquored-up at a strip club after an indy show and talked shit to Swede Hanson in the parking lot." all these fake shit stories and someone bothers typing out "new jack got drunk and yelled once."
For the record, he's denied it every chance he's had. Joel Gertner (and/or Gertner's wife), on the other hand...
ReplyDelete#12....
ReplyDeleteROFL...
After a nice soapy shower, at that.
ReplyDeleteThis was called the scummy? I thought that was something else. I actually tried searching for "the scummy" and found nothing. This liat has been around forever.
ReplyDeleteWell done sir.
ReplyDeleteit was called "the scummy" around 6-7 years ago when i stumbled upon it.
ReplyDeleteI've read this list several times, great read. Even if only 10% of it is true, it's still wild. Wrestlers, at least of the past, we're degenerate miscreants. One of Ultimate Warrior's Hogan shoots mentioned how much sexual deviance existed in pro wrestling, perhaps more of this list is true than false.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite is Sid sticking a squirrel down his pants for a bet! Reminds me of the Simpson episode where Wiggum stops his men from doing the same after finding out it's illegal. I'm assuming whoever made that rumour up watched that episode the night before and thought, "Which wrestler would people believe to be that stupid to try something like that?"
ReplyDeleteSo do I.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the channel on the TV changed every time she farted/queefed!
ReplyDeleteWrestling wouldn't lie to us... would it?
ReplyDeleteNow I know why he carried a disembodied dolls head around with him... poor thing!
ReplyDeleteWrestling....LIE?!
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, I need my fainting couch.
Needs some underage bestiality with an incest chaser. Otherwise quite well done.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is still the Candido / Sunny/ Ahmed / HBK coke hotel room story. Has to be true.
ReplyDeleteWell I know Iron Sheik was offered money to injure Hulk because Sheike Baby talks about it all the time. The rest of the stuff on the list? I dunno. Some of it seems like it can be true. Other stuff just sounds like tall tales.
ReplyDeleteJim isn't exactly the most reliable source
ReplyDelete"17. Chris Champion went to jail for inappropriately touching an underage girl. While he was wearing his Cowabunga the Ninja Turtle costume."
ReplyDeleteCowbunga the Ninja Turtle costume? Must have been one of those cheap imitation TMNT costumes!
I love reading this. The first one makes me laugh my ass off
ReplyDelete"53. Apparently, there's a polaroid from the 80s of Ric Flair playing the skin flute."
ReplyDeleteTo be the man, you got to beat 'off' the man... apparently!
i agree but if you my fb feed... mayweather is the GOAT.
ReplyDeletei keep sayin... 44-0 26 KOs... he wins off pts and makes money...
all showtime has done is lined up some softball challengers to make an easy payday.
im not hating but mayweather has gotten people fooled.
he is fast as shit and cant hit.
I love how atleast 5-10 entries in lists like these are always about Lita being pissed on by luchadores
ReplyDeletethe karma collects on youtube?
ReplyDeletei love that shoot.
im shocked alot of you never read this before...
ReplyDeletehmmph...
How I feel about GSP. He's the man, but I hate watching him fight
ReplyDeleteI think so, Warrior brought the goods in that shoot, and also his Macho Man tribute.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't want to see it AT ALL but if it were true HHH is one hell of a pimp to get his current wife to dildo his ex girlfriend... especially when the new wife is the reason they broke up.
ReplyDeletePeople forget that the goal is to hit your opponent and NOT get hit back. He put on a nice technical display.
ReplyDeleteDid you ever watch the documentary about that joke? It's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteNever heard it called The Scummy... but The Dirt Sheet and The Filth List spring to mind.
ReplyDeleteYou're reading wrong. Indy guys use a phone on her... possibly a rotary one.
ReplyDeleteI also prefer ufc but there have been some great boxing matches over the last 12 months. Last night wasn't one of them though
ReplyDeleteI saw him work in that damned costume in USWA. I don't think that one is true. On the other hand, I hated it so much that I hope he was falsely accused and convicted.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a thread on this here a couple years back? I assumed that's why I had read it before.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that makes it more or less likely to be true?
ReplyDeleteHas there ever been an updated version?
ReplyDeleteSad thing is it would be 1000% more believable today then it was when that list came out.
ReplyDeleteThose type of contracts are nothing but a carny scam, and are worthless.
ReplyDelete*phone booth
ReplyDeleteim not payin to see someone spar for 12 rds.
ReplyDeletehe isnt a draw to me.
You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
ReplyDeleteOr Antonio Pena.
ReplyDeleteHe made $32 million for the fight so he's a draw for someone. Though I agree with the original point, he's a boring fighter, not to mention a wife-beating scumbag.
ReplyDelete"Kerry Von Erich sees a cat in the All Japan lockerroom. He decides to put the iron claw on it, killing the poor kitty."
ReplyDeleteIt seems impossible to kill (or even hurt) anyone or anything with the Iron Claw outside of a wrasslin match.
He made $32 million for the fight so he's a draw for someone.
ReplyDeletethats guaranteed money. he would have made that takin a dive in rd 1.
he is a draw... he just isnt a draw FOR me. is that better?
Yeah, but if he takes a dive in round 1 he won't make jack shit for his next fight, if he fights again in September he'll make somewhere around $70 million. For an hour and a half (assuming the next fight also goes all the way and figuring in entrances and what not) of work.
ReplyDeleteLike I said, I agree with your original point, I sure as shit would never pay to see him.
i just pointed out the fact he is makin guaranteed money pay or play.... on top of fight money.
ReplyDeleteif you keep agreeing why do you keep writing dissertations about how the money breakdown?
Kerry was the perfect hybrid of gifted and fucked on drugs.
ReplyDeleteOf course he wrote checks. It doesn't mean the bank would actually accept them.
ReplyDeleteIf I remember the article about Kerry Von Erich killing the cat in PWI it was actually the Von Erich family pet that Fritz forced
ReplyDeleteto travel to Japan with Kerry despite it having no discernible talent or
passion for the business -- Heard the poor thing subsequently committed
suicide for not being able to live up to the Von Erich legacy -- There
are unsubstantiated rumors about how many of its nine lives it has left
-- Last I heard it was signing autographs next to Matilda, Damien,
Frankie and Steamboat's alligator at indy shows across the South -- And I
don't doubt the rumors going around about how they won't let Al Green
sit at the autograph table with them at shows as they have too much
integrity to lower themselves like that...
"Trish Stratus and Lillian Garcia getting to “know each other” really well."
ReplyDeleteThere's got to be film of this, right...?!
Who said anything about paying" I know I didn't.
ReplyDelete