When TnA folds and they rehire most of the former indie guys for CM Punk to fight, they really need to dust off the Black Scorpion storyline. If only for having SOMEONE lampshade how many enemies CM Punk has made over the years, once they clear Heyman, HHH, and Cena of being the Black Scorpion.
(Bonus points if they also have a scene where they have Steph yelling at HHH over him possibly being Black Scorpion by way of having her bring up all of the times he turned out to be behind bad things happening. Maybe even toss in a Scooby Doo type running gag where Cena is absolutely certain that it's HHH under the Black Scorpion hood even after they have irrefutable proof of him not being Black Scorpion; like say, him and Steph being beaten up in front of two child actors pretending to be their kids)
All I know is I went all "any port in a storm" and got to third base with someone who may/may not be Dixie Carter's age but with crazy-ass breasts to show for it to justify the enterprise. And yet, here I am, and I have no recollection of names beyond getting a greek yogurt whilst enjoying the finer, more confusing things in life.
I know precisely what hell is, because I've apparently gone out of my way to experience it first hand.
TNA can even save money having him work double duty by also doing voice-overs for the video packages. He would be a good replacement for their former V/O guy who now does V/O's for WWE.
Exactly what would his motivation be? He left WWE on his own terms so it's not like he's a bitter, disgruntled guy that would want to come to TNA and destroy them just because he got fired elsewhere and the one time he appeared in TNA, he was a happy, squeakly clean babyface the whole time, so again, he has no ulterior motive to want to destroy a company and most of the guys in TNA are guys he has absolutely no history with, so he has no motivation to target any of them. Again, what would the point be?
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but this reminded me of the fact I was briefly dating a very nice girl whom I couldn't stand because she sounded exactly.like.vickie.fucking.guerrero - I couldn't put my finger on why she grated me so, then I had this realization last Monday.
I'd like to pretend I pulled a Kurt Angle and had my Disqus "hacked," but I feel like the moral of this story is actually "Never drink and post again, because even you will end up being surprised at how little your shit makes sense in the morning."
I'm going to assume by your lack of answer that you haven't. Meaning anything you say is uneducated and unfounded speculation. Making your statement thoroughly lacking in credibility and rendering it pointless.
It could be Hardcore Holly!
ReplyDeleteIt's a new alliance, called THE CREDITORS. THEY HAVE A PROBLEM THAT NEEDS TO BE SOLVED AND THEY ARE OUT FOR PERSONAL JUSTICE!
ReplyDeleteDOC?!
ReplyDeleteUndertaker to Sara: "You're on your own with this one; I already pay alimony"
ReplyDeleteNick Hogan.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they feel Aces and Eights worked so well that they should ape other casino games. Introducing...
ReplyDeleteOur newest tag team, Double Down!
A trio of new Knockouts, The Hot Slots!
And the next World champion (played by the returning Monty Brown), Black-36!
Is this TNA trying to show things are okay by bringing someone new in after firing a bunch of guys?
ReplyDeleteWhen TnA folds and they rehire most of the former indie guys for CM Punk to fight, they really need to dust off the Black Scorpion storyline. If only for having SOMEONE lampshade how many enemies CM Punk has made over the years, once they clear Heyman, HHH, and Cena of being the Black Scorpion.
ReplyDelete(Bonus points if they also have a scene where they have Steph yelling at HHH over him possibly being Black Scorpion by way of having her bring up all of the times he turned out to be behind bad things happening. Maybe even toss in a Scooby Doo type running gag where Cena is absolutely certain that it's HHH under the Black Scorpion hood even after they have irrefutable proof of him not being Black Scorpion; like say, him and Steph being beaten up in front of two child actors pretending to be their kids)
"Don't call me smoove...cause I MAKE the moves..."
ReplyDeleteIt's Kharma. Obviously.
ReplyDeleteThere should only be three reasons to mention Black Scorpion EVER:
ReplyDelete1) A retrospective for Sting or Flair's career.
2) The WrestleCrap article.
3) How it should NEVER BE USED AGAIN.
1) BEGIN CRAFTING POST
ReplyDelete2) ????
3) INSERT HUMILIATION OF JOHN CENA
*Insert TNA joke here*
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's Low-Ki. Maybe he'll work cheap after basically being shut-down by every promotion ever?
Not even trying with this one. For shame
ReplyDeleteThey have to disguise themselves because if Dixie knows they're coming she'll turn off the lights and pretend no one is home.
ReplyDeleteLOW-KI: I have an army.
ReplyDeleteARIES: We have Abyss!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgxvf0Z0M2Y
ReplyDeleteVANCE ARCHER
ReplyDeleteOh God, is it D-Lo Brown AGAIN?
ReplyDeleteAll I know is I went all "any port in a storm" and got to third base with someone who may/may not be Dixie Carter's age but with crazy-ass breasts to show for it to justify the enterprise. And yet, here I am, and I have no recollection of names beyond getting a greek yogurt whilst enjoying the finer, more confusing things in life.
ReplyDeleteI know precisely what hell is, because I've apparently gone out of my way to experience it first hand.
I'm not going lie, I actually legitimately love all these names for a gambling-themed stable.
ReplyDeleteTNA can even save money having him work double duty by also doing voice-overs for the video packages. He would be a good replacement for their former V/O guy who now does V/O's for WWE.
ReplyDeleteExactly what would his motivation be?
ReplyDeleteHe left WWE on his own terms so it's not like he's a bitter, disgruntled guy that would want to come to TNA and destroy them just because he got fired elsewhere and the one time he appeared in TNA, he was a happy, squeakly clean babyface the whole time, so again, he has no ulterior motive to want to destroy a company and most of the guys in TNA are guys he has absolutely no history with, so he has no motivation to target any of them.
Again, what would the point be?
Maybe it's Elvy?
ReplyDeleteCan't be. The silhouette's head is not nearly round enough.
ReplyDeleteYou're the point, try and understand it.
ReplyDeleteMake a noise and make it clear.
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but this reminded me of the fact I was briefly dating a very nice girl whom I couldn't stand because she sounded exactly.like.vickie.fucking.guerrero - I couldn't put my finger on why she grated me so, then I had this realization last Monday.
ReplyDeleteWe really need a "Jake the Snake HoW promo" button, for situations like this.
ReplyDeletePS - I was listening to the Austin Podcast, I guess Scott Hall doesn't live in the DDP ranch anymore?
IRS would be the most appropriate choice.
ReplyDeleteSpoiler: It's time for "Nasty" Nick Hogan's TNA debut, brother!
ReplyDeleteI don't think that's Nick.
ReplyDeleteWWE does this every year.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who this is. Hey, here's a Ren & Stimpy clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crKqKwHFcRE
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing worse than sucking out Greek yogurt and getting a mouthful of tabouli along with it.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about.
Whoa oh, oh-oh oh oh
ReplyDeleteBy Lo-ki, ya'll of course mean "Senshi". lol.
ReplyDeleteJohn Malkovich, and I say that as a betting man.
ReplyDeleteDesmond Wolfe/Nigel McGuinness leading an ROH invasion. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
ReplyDeleteIf only it were true and it were 2006...
It would have been a fine angle if there was a logical payoff
ReplyDeleteGood one.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Low Ki. I always enjoyed his work. Then TNA can do Low Ki vs. Joe, the rematch ten years in the making that somehow ROH never booked.
ReplyDeleteI would like to see Low Ki back as well. Was always one of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteYounger and balder: Adam Pearce.
ReplyDeleteDixie's nazi skinhead brother, coming through to fuck up Hulk Hogan's tan
ReplyDeleteDOC or Low Ki. Those aren't Adam Pearce's ears.
ReplyDeleteYour forgetting Kevin Nash as Vinnie Vegas!
ReplyDeleteIt's Jimmy Snuka.
ReplyDelete(Father of Tamina Snuka)
They could dig up Elix Skipper from wherever he's hiding, and reform XXX with Daniels, Kaz, Low Ki, and Skipper.
ReplyDeleteI think someone better #AskDixie
ReplyDeleteI guess the updated version would be voiced by Ken instead of Ole Anderson?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to pretend I pulled a Kurt Angle and had my Disqus "hacked," but I feel like the moral of this story is actually "Never drink and post again, because even you will end up being surprised at how little your shit makes sense in the morning."
ReplyDeleteIt's the only faction that can stand up to Ace's and 8's - D.O.A.
ReplyDeleteIt's Davey Richards.
ReplyDeleteIt's BattleKat.
ReplyDeleteWWE doesn't fire guys to cut cost and renegotiate to lower guarantees because they're bleeding money.
ReplyDeleteYou've seen tna's books?
ReplyDeleteHe was trying to break into VO work.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize you were their accountant. That explains a lot, actually.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to assume by your lack of answer that you haven't. Meaning anything you say is uneducated and unfounded speculation. Making your statement thoroughly lacking in credibility and rendering it pointless.
ReplyDeleteHe just recently moved out. He is living with his son.
ReplyDeleteIn no way was some masked man performing goofy magic tricks to set up the main event of the BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR a 'fine angle'.
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/ScrapDaddyAP/status/360964976501993472 < WELP.
ReplyDeleteBob Holly.
ReplyDeletePart of me wishes I was kidding, but that's definitely the shape of his head.
It sucked.
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