In 1993, this guy had blond hair that the Divas (and Kevin Nash) would kill for and won matches with an Indian Deathlock. 20 years later, he's in line to get the keys to the kingdom. Who the fuck could have ever seen that coming?
Sort of. When he really started hitting the juice, his hair got considerably less lucious. And he wouldn't have gotten the keys if he hadn't have put on a lot more muscle mass. Because we all know that Vince likes sexy sexy and huge legs and arms.
I guess I never realized he was that big of a Dogg. They dropped the phrase "260 pounds", what, 18, 19 times in that match? Wiki has him billed these days as 6'1", 241, which seems about right. He's doughy here in '94, but not quite to that point, I thought.
Best easter egg match i've seen since Sting squashed Kane & Edge in random Saturday Night matches. Who's the colour guy alongside Tony? I can't place him.
Great highlight on the new HHH doc is them talking about this and it was Flair who had the idea of turning him into a French guy (with Schivone doing this ridiculous story on how he was cast out from his family as Terra Ryzing and now trying under his "real" name of Jean-Paul Levesque). Good doc, points out to all the naysayers that with or without Stephanie, he was ALWAYS going to be a star. "The first time I saw him in WCW, I thought, this is a younger Harley Race."-----Harley Race.
Yes, this is cool and all, but have you seen Bryan vs. Punk OTL yet Scott?! We need to know if it's really *****!
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ReplyDeleteroad dogg looks like the crock from the nation parody
THAT. FUCKING. KNEE.
ReplyDeleteRoad Dogg looks like Harley Race's son.
ReplyDeleteThat bunch of plants posing as an audience is really into it. I wonder if it lasted for all 4 hours. "Up next, Firebreaker Chip vs. Ice Train!"
ReplyDelete"Brush those funky teeth!"
ReplyDeleteWTF? His finisher was an INDIAN DEATHLOCK???
ReplyDeleteIn 1993, this guy had blond hair that the Divas (and Kevin Nash) would kill for and won matches with an Indian Deathlock. 20 years later, he's in line to get the keys to the kingdom. Who the fuck could have ever seen that coming?
Good hair is underrated in today's society. Sorry to all you baldies out there, but there's nothing better than having a luscious head of hair.
ReplyDeleteIn this sense, Triple H is a prophet.
guess that perm looking hair explains why road dogg always had such absurd hair until he just relented and buzzed his head.
ReplyDeleteYea, no chance Mr Levesque was never in an 80s porn with that look. NO chance.
ReplyDeleteDid he sacrifice his hair for the those keys? Kind of like Ariel gave up her voice In the Little Mermaid?
ReplyDeleteSort of. When he really started hitting the juice, his hair got considerably less lucious. And he wouldn't have gotten the keys if he hadn't have put on a lot more muscle mass. Because we all know that Vince likes sexy sexy and huge legs and arms.
ReplyDeleteNo chance in Hell!
ReplyDeleteWhy would you pick THAT out of all the possible analogies?
ReplyDeleteBecause he cut his hair as soon as he got the COO job.
ReplyDeleteCoincidence?
And I was in Orlando last week, so I'm on Disney/Universal overload.
So was Brian's gimmick to be Seth Rogan before Seth Rogan?
ReplyDeleteits like he's a perfect combination of rogen and jason segel
ReplyDeleteProbably why he chose that word in the first place.
ReplyDeleteI think they tried something like that in Smokey Mountain.
ReplyDeleteI guess I never realized he was that big of a Dogg. They dropped the phrase "260 pounds", what, 18, 19 times in that match? Wiki has him billed these days as 6'1", 241, which seems about right. He's doughy here in '94, but not quite to that point, I thought.
ReplyDeleteThis is the only time I can think of where HHH won by submission.
ReplyDeleteHe's been beating fans into submission for years.
ReplyDeleteBest easter egg match i've seen since Sting squashed Kane & Edge in random Saturday Night matches. Who's the colour guy alongside Tony? I can't place him.
ReplyDeleteNo...the Armstrongs were pretty much used as jobbers their entire career in WCW.
ReplyDeleteGreat highlight on the new HHH doc is them talking about this and it was Flair who had the idea of turning him into a French guy (with Schivone doing this ridiculous story on how he was cast out from his family as Terra Ryzing and now trying under his "real" name of Jean-Paul Levesque). Good doc, points out to all the naysayers that with or without Stephanie, he was ALWAYS going to be a star.
ReplyDelete"The first time I saw him in WCW, I thought, this is a younger Harley Race."-----Harley Race.
I don't know what you turds are talking about but he looks pretty full of muscles here. It's not like he was Spike Dudley and ballooned into Triple H.
ReplyDeleteWas Harley talking about the Road Dogg when he said that?
ReplyDeleteSteve Austin didn't need hair, damn it
ReplyDeleteRick Rude was such a fucking good heel. One of the rare times I think a guy was better in WCW.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was 10, I thought Road Dogg's dreads were so cool.
ReplyDeleteTerry Taylor.
ReplyDeleteHe beat Spike Dudley on some RAW with a sleeper IIRC.
ReplyDeleteHe sacrificed it for the greater good also.
ReplyDeleteSee: Stunning Steve, pre-Blonds.
I kind of want to make love to that hair. Hunter truly was blessed.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine why Roadie wrestled the rest of his career with a shirt.
Hunter is in full Ric Flair mode here, isn't he?
ReplyDeleteI don't know how that hasn't been a Statler and Waldorf line.
ReplyDeleteDo I get any credit for setting up what is sure to be the most upvoted comment of the day? I feel I'm entitled to at least the usual 10% finders fee.
ReplyDeleteEasy night for Spike then, he didn't have to do a 0.9 bladejob and get launched into the crowd from the ring.
ReplyDeleteI will never mark the fuck out for that spot.
No, but he did look like Nappa, hence why Goldberg was such a huge star.
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