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TNA Impact Thread

Tonight's matches include:

Sting vs. Bully Ray
A "Last Chance Gauntlet" featuring all 12 members of the "Bound for Glory" Series with the winner receiving 20 points.

Also, find out which member of Aces & Eights will face Bully Ray for his title at No Surrender next week plus a special performance by Mickie James.

Comments

  1. If Bully keeps getting Brooke to turn her back to the camera, he'll be a face on here in about two hours.

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  2. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:07 PM

    The "we bang together" comment was funny and made me jealous at the same time.

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  3. ... on the other hand, inflicting ALL three of the Jobbers and Eights on us isn't so nice.

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  4. Knox/Sabin can be fine, we already knew Anderson was going to be in the gauntlet, but yea the tag title match will be badddddd

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  5. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:09 PM

    My only problem is Brooke was actually a decent wrestler and as much as I like her as eye candy why doesn't she wrestle? Either Tara or Velvet would have fit the role better.

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  6. If the Aces weren't (hopefully) speeding towards their death spiral, her going after Mickie would be fine. In more ways than one.

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  7. Well Tara wanted a break from wrestling and Velvet is there super-face chick for some reason . . .

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  8. THERE'S A FOOTBALL GAME ON, GUYS.

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  9. Bully "stealing" Velvet from Sabin would've been pretty good.

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  10. Yea it would of, but Velvet is the Cena of the women's division in TNA :P

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  11. Except she doesn't use elementary school humor (usually), and doesn't sell much. Merch or moves.

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  12. And she can't have a good match either, don't forget about that.


    But yea I don't think she has ever been a heel?

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  13. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    It would have made sense...and got her out of the ring.

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  14. Beautiful People. And she can have a good match... it's just a rare, rare thing.

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  15. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    Velvet doesn't have any "sgnature moves that a face would have. Even Brooke was smart enough to have a move that centers around her ass.

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  16. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    When she has a decent tag team partner her flaws are hidden. She was exposed when Angelina left with Winter.

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  17. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:16 PM

    Fuck the Ravens and the Broncos.

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  18. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:18 PM

    Tazz you drink chocolate syurp out of that river like the other Ommpa-Loompas.

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  19. He's the one who tested the tube for the fat kid.

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  20. I kinda like the way Sabin just grabbed and swung the hammer not caring about the DQ

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  21. Okay, so Sabin's back down the card safely.

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  22. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:25 PM

    Velvet is filling out that dress nicely.

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  23. Velvet doing her best impression of Navi. I kinda approve.

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  24. But then they wouldn't have been able to "swerve" everybody by making them think Bully's Brooke was Brooke Hogan.


    Seriously, I'm pretty much convinced that that's the biggest reason she's in this role, aside from being fucking gorgeous.

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  25. "When I saw Cleveland on my schedule, you know how excited I was?"


    Not as excited as the 13 NFL teams who see that.

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  26. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    ...smoking monkeys?

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  27. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    ..or the 29 teams in the NBA.

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  28. AJ learned most of her psychoticness from the Best of Mickie James.


    ... Now if we could get AJ to learn something else from Mickie...

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  29. I still think if anyone jumps to WWE at some point from TNA it'll be her.

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  30. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:29 PM

    I will buy whatever TNA wants me to buy if Mickie James renaacts Miley Cyrus' performance...


    ...or at least starts twerking.

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  31. Okay, hell just turned the AC on. Tazz with a FUNNY "twerking" remark?

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  32. I, too, am a fan of the Knocked Out division.

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  33. I wonder if he's been listening to all the Cole and JBL lame twerking remarks over the past couple weeks and did it as a bit of a in joke.

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  34. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    ...rip her jeans off.

    ...rip her jeans off.

    ...rip her jeans off.

    ...rip her jeans off.

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  35. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    Good...the shirt is a start...

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  36. Hey, someone else figured that there's two guys who CANNOT make the finals no matter what. Not everything in TNA is a clusterfuck.

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  37. That wasn't a bad little spot for Knux. SOMEONE gets the "dirty biker gang" idea.

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  38. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:41 PM

    So you're rather hang with Joseph Park than ODB??

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  39. Jay Bradley and Hernandez have never seen a bad tattoo that they could say no to.

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  40. How many people really wanna hang out with their wife at work?

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  41. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:43 PM

    Speaking of bad tattoos..here's Mr. Anderson...
















    ...Anderson.

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  42. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:45 PM

    30 seconds of wrestling, huh?


    They really are trying to copy RAW.

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  43. Did they really just come back for 10 seconds and go right back to commercials?

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  44. Hey, gotta show Joe coming in... you know, instead of having the commercials planned better.

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  45. Return to an empty ring, and the next guy walking out.

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  46. That would've been funny if AJ knocked himself out one move in.

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  47. OUCH. Fucking ouch to Anderson there. Head to rail from that high up damn sure doesn't tickle.

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  48. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:52 PM

    Um, doesn't this go against the whole "AJ can't wrestle Daniels" rule?

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  49. Didn't look pretty and looked like he took a botched elbow from hernandez already earlier in the match.

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  50. the tourney rules overrulled that stip I guess, at least it's not 1 on 1

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  51. Somewhere Bob Holly is smiling. For a fraction of a second.

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  52. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    How to screw on camera?

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  53. I wasn't thinking that hardcore... baby steps first.

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  54. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:01 PM

    Now THAT'S how you enter the ring..

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  55. And the nice spot with Kaz:


    Make a wish, elbow to head, make a wish, elbow to head.

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  56. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:05 PM

    ....soooooo how does it work if you get thrown out on the ramp?

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  57. Well I do like the final 4 quite a bit

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  58. Yeah, if only they would have had any time to play.

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  59. Jesus, that was a squash at the end.

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  60. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:08 PM

    LOL @ the dude with the "Claire Lynch" sign.

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  61. Well you do remember what started the whole character shift of AJ, losing to Daniels in the final match last year

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  62. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:09 PM

    Yeah. Karma is a bitch. Daniels should have problems with the "new" AJ.

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  63. I do like how TNA believes in continuity, even if the booking sucks at times. I wish WWE would make the past matter.

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  64. Bully... why would you want one of your "BROTHERS" to win the BfG Series? Why risk losing another member like that?

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  65. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:17 PM

    ...show all the replays that involve Brooke Tessmacher in those shorts you want, TNA.

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  66. Just realized the order of the gauntlet was determined by the # points the entrants had. Nice touch.

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  67. I couldn't think who had the tag belts until I just heard Storm's music...way to be invisible.

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  68. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    Side note: Sting must give off a pheromone that makes people turn on him. Like "poindextrose" on the Simpsons.

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  69. Forget TNA.....Touchdown Broncos!

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  70. Bobby Heenan: "Who?"

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  71. Broncos vs Ravens, you know it's what America actually WATCHES

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  72. Not everyone cares about football :P

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  73. America also watches American Idol, Honey Boo Boo, Housewives of (Random Place), and much more crap.


    So excuse me for not rushing onto the bandwagon.

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  74. I guess i should've put American Males...and no not Bagwell and Riggs

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  75. The funny thing: this IS TNA after all. Aries-Roode is as possible as Styles-Roode right now.

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  76. I prefer Baseball in the summer and Hockey in the winter, football just isn't an enjoyable sport to watch to me.

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  77. The final 4 at least is the right 4 guys, as for who goes on, they are all good choices.

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  78. I respect that...Hell maybe Sting vs Bully will defeat the NFL in the ratings

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  79. 2 minute warning and it's a tie game

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  80. Sure... and I'll get pregnant.

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  81. More gay dating sites=more men....wth kind of site is this

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  82. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:43 PM

    ...the hell?

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  83. Google ad? Heh and I'm the gay one here and I've just got ads for Account Based Marketing, AT&T and WWE Shop

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  84. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:45 PM

    Way to fix Hogan's fuck up, Bully.

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  85. If Sting is gonna keep wrestling in shirts, perhaps it's time to modify his gear to be something closer to MVP's.

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  86. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    ...or get his ass back in the gym seriously.

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  87. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:47 PM

    We have a mullet sighting in 2013.

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  88. No DQ... "Hey Aces, get the fuck down here!"

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  89. He's 54, he is still in good shape, but he's probably sagging a bit and really not much you can do about that other than unnecessary plastic surgery.

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  90. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    This is what irritates me about TNA (and the WWE) The same motherfuckers wrestle each other and there are wrestlers that never see the light of day.

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  91. Anderson refuses to interfere, Sting pins Bully, Anderson gets title shot.

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  92. It's halftime and the Baltimore Ravens lead the Denver Broncos by 3 points with a score of 17 to 14.

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  93. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:52 PM

    This AT&T commercial is annoying.

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  94. I guess now i'll watch TNA Impact Wrestling, Brother!

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  95. Bully, you would've gotten a POP if you had hit Earl there.

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  96. Umm yea Sting, roll over and grab the chair and put it right over your face and then have Bully not notice and splash your stomach . . .


    Wut wuz up wit dat?

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  97. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:54 PM

    It's no DQ. shank him Bully.

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  98. I bet Aces and 8's are excited about Sons of Anarchy next week.

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  99. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:55 PM

    I'm pretty sure there is not THAT much difference in taking a bump there with no padding, Bully.

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  100. How are they going to afford to fix the damage to the ring?

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  101. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:56 PM

    And the crowd goes....indifferent.

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  102. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:57 PM

    GREAT fucking counter.

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  103. Well at least we get to listen to his old intro again next week right?

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  104. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 5, 2013 at 8:59 PM

    Cameraman...can you move a little to the left? Thanks in advance.

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  105. Wait there it is already, the sound guy was ready for the face turn

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  106. Three months ago, that could have been a GREAT Fingerpoke/F You TNA moment.


    Now? Not so much.


    But a decent show, anything good at this point is positive.

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  107. And we get to look forward to AJ/Aries and Roode/Magnus next week, hope they give AJ/Aries 20min+

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  108. housewives of parts unknown


    BOOK IT

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  109. theyve been doing it for a while. i wonder if its some weird strategy to get peeps to watch the ads for fear of missing something live or when they FF the dvr

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  110. And the NFL, and college football, and anyone that likes either.

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  111. Do we really want to see what would be willing to breed with the WARRIOR? Really?

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  112. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 6, 2013 at 7:21 AM

    The ads are determined by the sites you frequent. I get a lot of Google and ESPN ads. So if you get a lot of ads for gay sites, well....

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  113. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 6, 2013 at 7:22 AM

    Stop downvoting me, ODB.

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  114. and fuck you too.


    Cavs gonna be the shit this year.

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  115. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 6, 2013 at 7:24 AM

    Very true. As long as this doesn't lead to Brook Hogan's return and matches against the KO's I have no problem with this.

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  116. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 6, 2013 at 7:25 AM

    Actually I like the Cavs. I think Bynum was a quality pickup. They should shock people.
    That being said, I don't see anyone being afraid to go at them.

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  117. They are young and ready to go at people's throats.


    Got rid of the dead weight. Im looking forward to 110+ PPG this year.


    Kyrie and Waters look like cardio machines.

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  118. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 6, 2013 at 7:27 AM

    Stop downvoting me, Sting.

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  119. Melanie Pillman... ?

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  120. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 6, 2013 at 7:31 AM

    Warrior
    Missing Link
    The Moondogs

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  121. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 6, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    If Waiters can get more accurate, I agree. They lack an outside shooter.
    I like the fact that they all workout together in the offseason.

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  122. ZERO FUCKS! ZERO!

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  123. Or work out harder. I know plenty of guys that age that are still in shape.

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  124. Charismatic e-Negro Jef VinsonSeptember 6, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    Stop downvoting me and do your job, cameraman.

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