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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

WWE superstars on the BoD

Hey Scott,
 
I think you've mentioned before that you're pretty sure that Cena, Punk and the like read the Blog of Doom, it's obvious when Cena references the 5 moves of Doom etc.
 
But have you ever given consideration to the following question: are any of the BoD commenters really WWE superstars? Is it possible that Fuj is CM Punk?  Under what name might Daniel Bryan be posing in the BoD comments? Or Cena? That guy who loves Triple H, YankeesFan or whatever his name is, might just be Triple H. And that Jesse Baker with his long-winded incomprhensible rants is really... Vince Mcmahon? 
 
Food for thought...

Man, if so then Google Adsense should be paying out WAY more...

74 comments:

  1. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonNovember 12, 2013 at 9:20 AM

    You're a Batman villain?

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  2. I had you pegged as Mike Sharpe. He was always my favourite loser.

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  3. Scream09_HartKillerNovember 12, 2013 at 9:36 AM

    You're Who?

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  4. You're a jam up guy

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  5. Do you have a list of, say, 1000 wrestlers to prove this??

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  6. Check the avatar.

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  7. I hope none of your broskis takes my constant defending of Zach Ryder from last year to mean anything more than it did. My love of Britney Spears is just a coincidence.

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  8. Your_Favourite_LoserNovember 12, 2013 at 10:01 AM

    are you serious, bro?

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  9. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonNovember 12, 2013 at 10:06 AM

    Hey, 16 is legal in certain states.

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  10. That mail was aaawwweeeesoooome. Uh oh.

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  11. Hey wait a minute...


    1. I love Living Colour a lot.
    2. Ben Grimm is my favorite Marvel comics character.
    3. I have decent facial hair.
    4. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
    5. I *do* like ice cream bars.
    6. And I do dig crazy chicks.

    I think I need a therapist. I feel like the main character in Fight Club realizing he's Tyler.

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  12. I swear to GOD if any of you give me away as El Torito before I get a shot at Renee...

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  13. I've been trying to figure out Calibers WWE doppelganger. Need a little help on this one.

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  14. Wait, they're onto us! No! No! No! N-


    Ahem...

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  15. We all know from that In Your House PPV that HBK doesn't know how to use a computer, so he's out...

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  16. No, Who is his name.

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  17. I'm a member of the vaunted '80s tag team luminaries, the Ding Dongs. I lay in bed at night and ring my bell, if you get what I'm saying. Ring-a-ding-ding.

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  18. Stranger in the AlpsNovember 12, 2013 at 10:35 AM

    I totally read that with a flamboyant tone of voice and a lisp.

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  19. Stranger in the AlpsNovember 12, 2013 at 10:37 AM

    I've been known to bite down on condoms filled with fake blood. Oh, and I'm not Ken Shamrock.

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  20. Lol at wm 13 he was typing with his two pointer fingers.

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  21. Threadjack: I'm Kevin Dunn.

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  22. Shaky camera threadjack: I'm still Kevin Dunn

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  23. Now stop talking about wrestlers instead of entertainers

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  24. Nevermind. Guess you do find it funny.

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  25. I'm really aj Lee. I like to read all the posts here white knighting for me. Its a huge turn on. My #1 quality I look for in guys is defending my workrate skills on the internet. Later this year I'll be selecting my favorite white knight and sleeping with him!

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  26. If anyone lurking here is in a hiring position at any of the wrestling companies across the country, be aware I work for cheap!

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  27. CAPS PARTIV: THE FINAL CHAPTERNovember 12, 2013 at 11:26 AM

    I LIKE TO THINK MYSELF AS A BLEND OF VADER/SID/UMAGA/JIMMYHART WITH A LITTLE DOSAGE OF RICK RUDE'S SEXINESS.

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  28. CAPS PARTIV: THE FINAL CHAPTERNovember 12, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    TOTALLY BRAD MADDOX BUT WITHOUT ANY CHARM

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  29. Some of the angrier folks, like the people that are clearly not just arguing for the pass time of it but are actually vested in changing people's minds, I could see them working for the company. Like I could see Elvy being some low level employee of Panda or Chan being the manic inner monologue of Vince McMahon or something, Baker I can't imagine has any job let alone one in the industry.



    I can't figure it's that prevalent amongst most of "the boys" though only because it's their career, how many people go home from work and then get on a message board about their work? I'd think that, like most of us, the moment they're done doing their job they want to escape from it. I bet there's way more wrestlers on, say, basketball or football message boards than on wrestling message boards.


    Great e-mail, it's really fun to ponder the possibility.

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  30. I set her up for Edge. Matt Hardy tres stupido.

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  31. What a coincidence, I too once bit down on a condom filled with a penis!


    Wait, what?

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  32. I'm pretty certain Triple H wouldn't be on it.

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  33. I'm actually Cowboy Bob Orton. I'd post more often, but I can't type real well with my arm in this goddamn cast.

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  34. Can't be worse than Chan sitting on the compute thinking "oh man, I really got these nerds riled up now!" while his two kids are busy drowning in the deep end of the pool.

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  35. Valid point. Best banning ever.

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  36. Please like you could ever be in that discussion

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  37. That may have been what I was referring to haha, I remember Vince on commentary thought it was the funniest thing

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  38. Jacques Rougeau, because when he got run out of the BoD, he kept yelling "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, I YAM DA MOUNTIE!"

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  39. "If anyone lurking here is in a hiring position at any of the wrestling companies across the country, be aware I work for cheap... whores!"


    FTFY

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  40. I view you as a sex object and nothing more

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  41. Now is that NEVER TALKING ABOUT IT AGAIN like we discussed?!?!?!?

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  42. El Dandy fucked Lita?

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  43. Is that why I can't see you?

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  44. Why do you think I live in South Carolina?

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  45. I like how I get downvoted for saying who I legitimately am.

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  46. Well, I'm here. It's a discussion.


    So, clearly, fuck you. :-)

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  47. Oh then I guess we're not meeting up next time the wwe goes to your town. I'll only bang dudes that defend skipping and eye rolling as high level acting. I'm just like them you know! I love comics and wrestling (that's true not a gimmick) and I'm model hot and all into fitness so we'll have plenty to talk about. Plus I'll let them fuck with no condom if they tell me how edgy sheep masks are!

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  48. LOL @ WWE coming to my town... and nope, don't care you are an object and not worth the effort.

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  49. I was just joking about the aj Lee thing guys. I'm actually 2 cold Scorpio and I type all my posts by slapping my giant dick on the key board!!!

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  50. I'll mail you my panties to sniff if you'll just make generic posts defending all wwe divas as athletes

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  51. Rick Rude was able to get any woman he wanted and likely thought steroids were ok...

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  52. How can you mail anything when doing so would require leaving your place in the kitchen?

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  53. I don't have time to cook you sexist! I'm always studying tape because im a real student of the game. Haven't you seen any of my four star matches on raw against the two twins?

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  54. Stranger in the AlpsNovember 12, 2013 at 1:00 PM

    This conversation is great and all, but how can you be AJ when CLEARLY your avatar suggests you are Barry Horowitz? And don't deny it.

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  55. Scream09_HartKillerNovember 12, 2013 at 1:01 PM

    That's how I...I mean, my friend, um, Bert, types to!

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  56. Scream09_HartKillerNovember 12, 2013 at 1:03 PM

    I once bit down on a condom filled with real blood. It was on my penis at the time. The 80's were crazy.

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  57. I feel like the closest analogy to what a represent to the workrate community is what Barry Horowitz meant to the Jewish community. So I believe he's a suitable avatar

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  58. Scream09_HartKillerNovember 12, 2013 at 1:08 PM

    His match with the Undertaker was boring, I could picture it all before it happened. I know a guy who used to invent new moves in every match. That's 300 new moves per year for 14 years and even after 4200 new moves they screwed him, they screwed him right in the middle of the ring in Mon...tana.

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  59. WWE *employees* definitely read the blog because I've seen the traffic logs, but I doubt it's any of the wrestlers.

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  60. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonNovember 12, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    Please remove this post before Jesse Baker sees this and writes a thesis on how to "fix" the WWE.

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  61. Lol. Well done well done.

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  62. I assume it was filled with blood after you finished biting down on it.


    Also, ouch.

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  63. That's an impressive level of penile dexterity. Well done Mr. Scorpio.
    Not that I'm a pecker checker, or anything.

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  64. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonNovember 12, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    Which one were you?

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  65. Yeah, the GOOD states, AMIRITE?

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  66. Barry Horowitz jobbed to Chris Walker

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  67. That's great you can tell me all about while you bring me a drink.

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  68. Why? It will be reasonably entertaining.

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  69. The worst thing about the Montana Screwjob is that it took place in a place like Montana.

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  70. Is it true that Chris Walker left the business in shame after a not-entirely-unwelcome locker room humbling by The Iron Shiek?

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