Merry Christmas to all. Hope your holidays are going great. Thought I would post this thread for everyone to discuss Christmas or if you do not celebrate Christmas, post here anyway.
Haha, nice amendment. You too, bro. This Jew has it almost as well.......NBA all day, online poker (not the shitty, legal kind), a full bag of weed and girlfriend at work till 5. In that respect, I kinda feel like it's snowing in Vegas.
Do you live in vegas? That is a solid day...sports, drugs/booze, and gambling is a near perfect trifecta. Im doing the girlfriend family tthing mid afternoon but then she works at 5 so I'll do the nba thing after that.
You know as annoying as it was having to visit 4 different sets of families Christmas day the last few years... I gotta say it beats the empty apartment and Facebook feed full of happiness I am currently experiencing... but regardless... Merry Christmas to those that celebrate it.
Man.....if only the NFL had a slate of games today like Thanksgiving. When I was a kid Thanksgiving was MONEY......chill with the family, watching football, with a Survivor Series nightcap.
Yeah, it was exhausting... I literally had to draw up an agenda the day before of when we had to be where and how long we could stay. At first I thought it must suck for him... but then I realized he was lucky because he got 5 different sets of gifts... and everyone trying to outdo one another on his behalf so it probably isn't so bad... though I doubt it will be good for his character development lol... definitely miss having him around today though (so let this one time of me showing my softer side lead anyone to think I am a nice guy or anything)
My favorite wrestling memory from Christmas was from when I was five years old. I wanted a wrestling buddy more than anything that year. I didn't get them in the morning, so I was a little bummed, but we drove to my grandparents' in San Francisco for the afternoon and they got me both a Hogan and a Warrior buddy. I was so completely psyched.
Anyways, Merry Christmas to all you bodoomers out there if you celebrate.
Gawd. Holidays get more exhausting the older you get. Fucking cooking, hosting, visiting family, etc. 2 family visitation is my max, mine if they're around and my gfs. My gf wanted to go to her sisters in addition to her parents this afternoon, luckily for me she's gotta work tonight so we can't go
Nice. I lived in vegas for 2 years after I finished undergrad, like 2 blocks behind the palms. NOTHING beats the Friday afternoon palms pool part or Sunday Rehab during the summer.
I won't ever go through it again. If I ever have another relationship where both our families live close by I will just be an asshole and not go to either.
I got a Jewish buddy who just got divorced. He knows my gf has to work tonight so is trying to get me to go to a strip club with him later. I don't think I could think of a more depressing Xmas sight then being in a strip club on xmas.
Pretty sure with our gfs work schedules we need to timeshare an apartment on MLK and Karen to run whores out of. Lololololmaololroflolmao jk hahahahah plz respond.
Haha. Good point. My buddy goes "you worked an overnight ER shift, gonna do the gf family thing...your Xmas responsibilities have been met. Just pretend all the girls are jewish" this might have sealed the deal in me going.
Happy Holidays, Jesse Baker, here's to you! Wishing you a Cena heel turn, Brock to get off his lazy fat ass, and HHH to die via anvil dropped on his head.
I just had an amazing thought that he was some super pimp natural that doesn't have to even work to get laid, but once he starts thinking about wrestling he turns into the biggest creep on the planet. Glasses and zits sprout onto his face, his hair gets all greasy and he can't stop thinking about how Brock Lesnar doesn't have a full time job.
I'm waiting at Port Authority for a bus to NJ to spend a few hours with my family, then back home because I have to work in the morning.
I got sent to the wrong terminal at first, to an express bus. They told me to get on, but I'd have to pay another $4, and wouldn't tell me which terminal I needed. Merry fucking Christmas. Thankfully, I made it on time.
Hope everyone has a great Chrismas, bereft of douchy bus drivers!
With my work schedule I get to see my family Christmas Day, then I go up to see the gf's family the weekend after. Even THAT exhausts the shit out of me (the lack of a car doesn't help). I can't imagine four trips.
With my first wife we would drive 45 minutes to see one of her families in the morning, drive 45 minutes back to see my family, then drive 45 minutes back to where we had already been to see her other family... I hate women... and Christmas... and Republicans (it didn't apply here but needed to be said anyway)
My gf's family includes a couple of GOP-loving uncles who don't seem to know what's going on except to parrot Fox News. I usually have fun making them look stupid.
I take less joy in doing it to my own dad, who refers to Sarah Palin as "Sarah baby." I don't know how I grew up under that roof sometimes.
And as someone who works 60 hours a week, it's a fuck ton better than two straight days of family parties. I got to do an hour of cardio in the morning while watching some Backlash 2000 which was awesome too.
Merry Xmas to everyone. Hope you enjoy it. I'm finishing up working a dead overnight - afternoon ER shift. Terrible
ReplyDeleteI hope tat dead means the amount of patients and not their current state
ReplyDeleteHa. Yea, only a handful of walk ins and ambulance people. Nothing severe.
ReplyDeleteHaha, nice amendment. You too, bro. This Jew has it almost as well.......NBA all day, online poker (not the shitty, legal kind), a full bag of weed and girlfriend at work till 5. In that respect, I kinda feel like it's snowing in Vegas.
ReplyDeleteDo you live in vegas? That is a solid day...sports, drugs/booze, and gambling is a near perfect trifecta. Im doing the girlfriend family tthing mid afternoon but then she works at 5 so I'll do the nba thing after that.
ReplyDeleteYou and Farva are going to be so close.
ReplyDeleteAwesomeness tends to gravitate towards each other
ReplyDeleteYou know as annoying as it was having to visit 4 different sets of families Christmas day the last few years... I gotta say it beats the empty apartment and Facebook feed full of happiness I am currently experiencing... but regardless... Merry Christmas to those that celebrate it.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean The Miz and Mike Awesome will gravitate toward one another?
ReplyDeleteLol. Probably
ReplyDeleteWe can only hope
ReplyDelete4 sets of families? Yours, an ex's...brothers/sisters??
ReplyDeleteMan.....if only the NFL had a slate of games today like Thanksgiving. When I was a kid Thanksgiving was MONEY......chill with the family, watching football, with a Survivor Series nightcap.
ReplyDeleteMine, Hers, her sons fathers, her sons fathers parents
ReplyDeleteI actually feel like I a missing one... could have sworn I always said the kid got presents at 5 different houses.
ReplyDeleteThat's alot of Xmas food/gift exchanges.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was exhausting... I literally had to draw up an agenda the day before of when we had to be where and how long we could stay. At first I thought it must suck for him... but then I realized he was lucky because he got 5 different sets of gifts... and everyone trying to outdo one another on his behalf so it probably isn't so bad... though I doubt it will be good for his character development lol... definitely miss having him around today though (so let this one time of me showing my softer side lead anyone to think I am a nice guy or anything)
ReplyDeleteGot a Pikachu onesie, wore it to the beach.
ReplyDeleteif you didn't say "Pikachu I choose you!" while putting it on you have failed.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite wrestling memory from Christmas was from when I was five years old. I wanted a wrestling buddy more than anything that year. I didn't get them in the morning, so I was a little bummed, but we drove to my grandparents' in San Francisco for the afternoon and they got me both a Hogan and a Warrior buddy. I was so completely psyched.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, Merry Christmas to all you bodoomers out there if you celebrate.
Gawd. Holidays get more exhausting the older you get. Fucking cooking, hosting, visiting family, etc. 2 family visitation is my max, mine if they're around and my gfs. My gf wanted to go to her sisters in addition to her parents this afternoon, luckily for me she's gotta work tonight so we can't go
ReplyDeleteI still have those to this day. They took a beating when I was a kid. lol. Cherished memories.
ReplyDeleteSir, that is correct on all accounts. Fortunately, the holy trinity is with me everyday of my life. Sports, weed, gambling is my Eat, Pray, Love.
ReplyDeleteNice. I lived in vegas for 2 years after I finished undergrad, like 2 blocks behind the palms. NOTHING beats the Friday afternoon palms pool part or Sunday Rehab during the summer.
ReplyDeleteI won't ever go through it again. If I ever have another relationship where both our families live close by I will just be an asshole and not go to either.
ReplyDeleteI got a Jewish buddy who just got divorced. He knows my gf has to work tonight so is trying to get me to go to a strip club with him later. I don't think I could think of a more depressing Xmas sight then being in a strip club on xmas.
ReplyDeletePretty sure with our gfs work schedules we need to timeshare an apartment on MLK and Karen to run whores out of. Lololololmaololroflolmao jk hahahahah plz respond.
ReplyDeleteI agree... though I am seriously considering it myself
ReplyDeleteLOL. That certainly is quite the interesting little area of town. Gotta say, never actually "bought" anything there tho.
ReplyDeleteShe bartends in this tampa club that is inexplicably open on xmas.
I have a 22 year old paranoid schizophrenic douchebag cunt of a stepson. Is it Christmas-y to say that I want him choked out by Brock Lesnar?
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas. Sorry for the fucking language.
Hahaha. +1 for Palms pool parties with Machine Gun before he was the Machine Gun.
ReplyDeleteIt's such a fine line tho. Depressing.....Or doing it right?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Brock gets for appearance fees these days... I'd be willing to chip in...
ReplyDeleteI wonder how expensive a Christmas day hooker would be...
ReplyDeleteIsn't he "just another dude" now that he's 22 and not from your balls? Especially if he's a cunt?
ReplyDeleteAlso 22? How old are you?
ReplyDeleteHaha. Good point. My buddy goes "you worked an overnight ER shift, gonna do the gf family thing...your Xmas responsibilities have been met. Just pretend all the girls are jewish" this might have sealed the deal in me going.
ReplyDeleteLOL You are going to make a fine addition to the BoD
ReplyDeleteHa. There must be some kind of discount or something
ReplyDeleteNot if they are Jewish!
ReplyDeleteI don't believe it, a Christmas thread? Well then merry Christmas guys. Got Night of Champions, HIAC, and Battleground.
ReplyDelete...why would you do that to yourself on Christmas?
ReplyDeleteThe BoD NEVER takes a day off. We are workhorses
ReplyDeleteHoping to get WWE 2K14 later.
ReplyDeleteI've been bad.
ReplyDeleteThat's true on numerous levels. Those non Jesus is the messiah cheapskate whores!
ReplyDeleteOmfg!!! An all Jewish girls strip club?? I'm Fucking in!
ReplyDeleteI bet that is not a phrase you thought you would use today... or ever
ReplyDeleteSooooo much Brown hair Brown eyes, soooooo much blue balls...
ReplyDeleteDo they negotiate for more than a dollar?
ReplyDeleteHope he says like 25.
ReplyDeleteAnd makes the little cuntmuscle step son call him daddy anyway
ReplyDeleteOn another note, the WWE Money in the Bank DVD set is the only DVD set where I don't want to throw away the box cover it comes in.
ReplyDeleteExactly
ReplyDelete22? We gotta know how old you are now.
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy the Disney Christmas Day parade, it's just one big 2 hour infomercial. Product, our parks.
ReplyDeleteAll I want for Xmas is to "get BAKED!"
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays, Jesse Baker, here's to you!
Wishing you a Cena heel turn, Brock to get off his lazy fat ass, and HHH to die via anvil dropped on his head.
Hope one of your Christmas wishes comes true.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget someone getting raped. It's not a Jesse Baker Christmas without rape
ReplyDeleteBut who is paying off Santa?!?
ReplyDeleteThe Rock. Obv.
ReplyDeleteWhy do we have to be the ones to write "A Very Baker, Christmas?" =( it's not fair
ReplyDeleteBecause Jesse is probably busy entertaining numerous lady fri... I can't do it
ReplyDeleteI just had an amazing thought that he was some super pimp natural that doesn't have to even work to get laid, but once he starts thinking about wrestling he turns into the biggest creep on the planet. Glasses and zits sprout onto his face, his hair gets all greasy and he can't stop thinking about how Brock Lesnar doesn't have a full time job.
ReplyDeleteHey, we do not take a day off here at the BoD
ReplyDeleteKind of like a reverse Incredible Hulk
ReplyDeleteThank you. I've been here all along. I have more in-my-head upvotes than Fuj.
ReplyDeleteNot downvoting you. Downvoting whatever you did to that person that made them buy you those DVDs.
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteNo, Exactly like
ReplyDeleteSo. What did everyone get for Christmas?
ReplyDeleteI heard that parallax was mistakenly sent a bound and gagged AJ Styles.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting at Port Authority for a bus to NJ to spend a few hours with my family, then back home because I have to work in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI got sent to the wrong terminal at first, to an express bus. They told me to get on, but I'd have to pay another $4, and wouldn't tell me which terminal I needed. Merry fucking Christmas. Thankfully, I made it on time.
Hope everyone has a great Chrismas, bereft of douchy bus drivers!
But they'd all be wearing wigs and a lap dance would cost $280.
ReplyDeleteWith my work schedule I get to see my family Christmas Day, then I go up to see the gf's family the weekend after. Even THAT exhausts the shit out of me (the lack of a car doesn't help). I can't imagine four trips.
ReplyDeleteWith my first wife we would drive 45 minutes to see one of her families in the morning, drive 45 minutes back to see my family, then drive 45 minutes back to where we had already been to see her other family... I hate women... and Christmas... and Republicans (it didn't apply here but needed to be said anyway)
ReplyDeleteI have accidentally gone to disneyland when they filmed it afew years back. The thing that shocked me is that they did it in mid November.
ReplyDeleteMy gf's family includes a couple of GOP-loving uncles who don't seem to know what's going on except to parrot Fox News. I usually have fun making them look stupid.
ReplyDeleteI take less joy in doing it to my own dad, who refers to Sarah Palin as "Sarah baby." I don't know how I grew up under that roof sometimes.
We used to have 3 and that drove me insane. Now my Wife's mother has disowned her and so there's one less. Even two is tiring.
ReplyDeleteI've got nothing better to do tonight, so I'm in.
ReplyDeleteI got... out of bed... and made a microwave burrito I bought from the gas station last night because they were the only thing open. Merry Christmas!
ReplyDelete:: Excitedly Opens Package ::
ReplyDeleteTHIS ISN'T WHAT I ORDERED!!!
Well keep making entertaining comments... sometimes the world gets too heavy for Atlas
ReplyDeleteNone of our families seemed to give any sort of fuck about how difficult it was on us and refused to coordinate their plans.
ReplyDeleteStop downvoitng me Mitt! You lost... LET IT GO!!!
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't sound very appealing.
ReplyDeleteWhich part?
ReplyDeleteI got some clothes and all that good stuff. My Dad has cancer so it's just my immediate family chilling and watching the basketball games.
ReplyDeleteany of it really... aside from tormenting the stupid Uncles I suppose
ReplyDeleteAnd as someone who works 60 hours a week, it's a fuck ton better than two straight days of family parties. I got to do an hour of cardio in the morning while watching some Backlash 2000 which was awesome too.
ReplyDeleteEvery now and then, I team up with the uncle to annoy my liberal girlfriend. I feel dirty afterward, but it's kind of fun.
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