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TNA Impact Thread

Tonight is the "Final Resolution" show. Matches include:

Jeff Hardy vs. Magnus for the TNA Heavyweight Championship
Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Roode in a 2-out-of-3 Falls Match
Gail Kim & Lei'D Tapa vs. ODB & Madison Rayne

Plus, the "Feast or Fired" Briefcases will be revealed

Comments

  1. Yes, your just off your game tonight.

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  2. Yeah I don't figure we will have much of a crowd tonight... either that or Fuj had everyone killed to prevent me from passing him.

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  3. Is this setting up for a Magnus/Dixie alignment?

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  4. Not sure, but hey, tonight could be your night to make history.

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  5. Not sure but Magnus has been on a slow burn heel turn for quite some time.

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  6. Magnus, the key words that you should have used were use to.

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  7. Why they didn't go with Roode/Angle has the final so Angle could beat him to pay off that angle and get his redemption by getting the title.

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  8. Maybe she'll threaten to take the show to the UK.

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  9. Don't worry parallax, tonight you will make history.

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  10. Once Jef shows up the party will really start.

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  11. Looking at Kurt angle makes me want to have a few less drinks tonight.

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  12. by GAWD. 4th y the end of this thread?

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  13. Kurt Angle: Role model for all the wrong reasons.

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  14. Plllllllease let Chavo get fired.

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  15. Sadly, I wish that they would bring back King of The Mountain.

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  16. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:19 PM

    I'd rather jack off with sandpaper than follow Dixie on Twitter.

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  17. That is actually not as painful as it sounds... so I'm told.

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  18. Angles singlet looks so funny to me. Wtf kurt

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  19. So are we allowed to talk about the heavyweight title winner openly, or is it still a secret for those who don't want spoilers?

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  20. I don't know who it is. I'm sure you can wait another 90 minutes.

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  21. It kind of looks like a Captain America ripoff singlet.

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  22. Does anyone think that Kurt Angle will live to see 50 years old? He is 45 right now.

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  23. Not if he keeps doing dangerous spots.

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  24. Def. Kinda makes him loom fat also

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  25. Its a coin flip. He could find something that saves him... Jesus/DDP whatever... he could cash out early... or he could just have Jake Roberts luck

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  26. Certainly. He's made it this far.

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  27. I guess he should have stopped worrying about Karens thunder thighs.

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  28. Damn, I didnt think he was that old. I like kurt alot, hope he fings god or methadone or something

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  29. I can actually picture this guy literally killing himself in the ring. He is a fucking lunatic who has no limits.

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  30. Yeah, I read them but I never post them. When I post the News Updates, I make it a point to not post anything that could reveal a spoiler.

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  31. Do these Impact PPV-lite specials make a difference to the ratings?

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  32. Was listening to keller in the car and he claims he has sources that say the aj thing is actually a shoot. That the original plan was to run the punk storyline but then eventually negotiate a contract. Claims AJ is booked for 8 indy shows in January/February and is making BANK for those shows. How fucking dumb is tna if this is correct?

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  33. A little bit but that was when they were live and now that everything is being taped, I am not so sure that trend will continue

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  34. "Does anything tna do make a difference in the ratings" I think is the better question

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  35. Got it, just thought I ask before I did anything stupid.

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  36. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:29 PM

    http://cdn1-www.wrestlezone.com/assets/uploads/2011/09/file_242840_0_brooke-fotos-1.jpg

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  37. Good. I remember when a former poster here posted a spoiler right on the main page... then people got banned a couple of days later for spoiling in a PPV thread.

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  38. I still think its all a work

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  39. Wasn't that the reddit guy?

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  40. Doesn't seem like the Fuj is coming back anytime soon though.

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  41. Nope. He comments on NPP somewhat, but doesn't seem to like it here any more.

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  42. He actually commented on something a week ago.

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  43. Didn't Keller say Triple H was leaving TLC with both titles?

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  44. Well, 30 minutes late is better than nothing.

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  45. Thats gonna be really hard to beat.

    I just cut that statement to my clipboard so I an just paste it throughout this thread instead of just retyping it. Im sure ill use it at least 3 more times

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  46. Will watch tomorrow. Very excited for this.

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  47. Didnt hear that one

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  48. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:32 PM

    Is there anything Bobby Rood DIDN'T hook to get that pin?

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  49. Roode wins? Really? What the actual fuck?

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  50. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    I don't want to hear any bitch tell me she's late for ANYTHING.

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  51. "Where does Angle go from here?"

    Rehab?

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  52. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    I can deal with that.

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  53. You could be right.

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  54. AJ is re-signed. He is working 8-10 indy dates to make the storyline more realistic.

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  55. You shouldn't be able to. It is horrible story telling.

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  56. Insert Amy Winehouse song here

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  57. I consider that a good omen for the rest of the night. Time for Roode to be done with Angle.

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  58. I remember that. Wacky stuff.

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  59. Am I the only one that thinks that Gunner looks like Sean William Scott with that beard?

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  60. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:36 PM

    http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z3/clock12_2009/BrookeAdamsonBFGstupidshot_zpsfc78b400.jpg

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  61. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:37 PM

    Do you think this made Orlando Jordan straight?

    http://i51.tinypic.com/6521i9.gif

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  62. That is (one of the places) where the penis goes!

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  63. Angle's next shot at Roode should not happen until these two things happen:


    1: Roode wins the title (don't care from who)
    2: Angle goes on a solid streak of wins.


    I wouldn't complain if these two didn't meet again until 2015. Or late 2014 at shortest.

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  64. A poster mentioned the Reddit guy being right in the PPV thread and got banned. He didnt outright post spoilers though, like the other person Parallax mentioned

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  65. TJ...anyone read any good books lately? I just got my monthly audible allotment open again so looking for something good to listen to

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  66. Jordan looked unphased.

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  67. I like these "wrestlers questioning themselves" storylines. THIS is wrestling storytelling wwe.

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  68. And cue Kurt leaving wrestling story #5....

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  69. I would like to know Gail and Madison inside and out! (Mostly inside)

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  70. I knew someone would take note of that.

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  71. For the record, I'm not a large fan of her current hair color.

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  72. Eric Young, you will NOT be allowed to wrap gifts here.

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  73. Does Eric still have that show on Animal Planet?

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  74. This week, instead of a poll, I selected a question and whoever is the first to guess correctly will get to select the shoot interview that I will review next week. I have over a hundred shoots and will send you the list that you can pick from

    Here is the link:

    http://www.rspwfaq.net/2013/12/which-shoot-interview-should-be_19.html

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  75. I forget what PPV i was but one of the mods banned like 7 people for "spoilers" including one guy that just said something like "Orton is going to win"

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  76. Hey Bayless, if you really wanted to you could pass 2 people tonight.

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  77. LOL. love the new thread bayless. If I didnt have to leave id sit there and just guess every shoot interview.

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  78. Should probably be a guess limit for that very reason

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  79. Thought I would try something new this week plus I was too lazy to compile a poll

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  80. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:50 PM

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/acb37fcd1f15eee9b818ad0020b2b9fe/tumblr_mvinfr3mHO1rbmjvuo1_250.gif

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  81. +1 to the fan shouting LIAR!

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  82. LOL at the guy calling Joseph Park a liar

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  83. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:51 PM

    http://31.media.tumblr.com/baa2fb81fc0da029b6c6741a56c6cf38/tumblr_mxyrvlXhTA1t13q8vo1_250.gif

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  84. She has a good horse stance.

    Also ass she has a really great ass.

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  85. If only Eric brought Janis as a gift.

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  86. Taz: "Is this almost over"

    Shot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments...

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  87. I just marked out for a second.

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  88. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    It would be funny if one of those bags had the TV title in it.

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  89. Chavo will be FIRED!, God willing.

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  90. Chavo gets the WHC title shot or GTFO (I like being spiteful)

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  91. Technically, the titles still active.

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  92. I bet she doesn't use any of that talent in the sack and just fucking lays there because women are awful creatures

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  93. Using that instead of the X-Division title, or even the Tag Titles, would have been nice,

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  94. That title went through so many name changes.

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  95. While I will probably never find out for myself, I doubt that's the case.

    I'll still hold out hope that she does porn.

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  96. The show just isn't the same without Hogan. lol.

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  97. WWE uses the Sledgehammer of Plot... what's TNA's version?

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  98. I wasn't really serious... and clearly she has the physical attributes and skills to be a good lay... but she doesn't give me that sex fiend vibe like AJ and some of the others do.

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  99. Come on, bring out Feast or Fired.

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  100. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:00 PM

    Why does it sound like Joe is trying to sell him drugs?

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  101. Because Jeff Hardy? Because Joe needs to cover the drop in salary?

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  102. Jeff's got to fight those demons.

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  103. Yes, this segment use to take place in the ring without her.

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  104. Smith and Stone? They couldn't give them Jewish names?

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  105. 1 for 1, right guy with right title shot.

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  106. Gunner vs Storm for the title, book it.

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  107. Storm's nowhere near the World title. Nor is Gunner, despite the shot.

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  108. EC3 gets the pink slip... Dixie somehow unfires him

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  109. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    We know Chavo...you remind us every damned time you show up.

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  110. Damn you Sting, for extending this shit.

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  111. She said there is nothing she could do.

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  112. Someone already guessed the correct answer. It was Bob Holly. Congrats to poster CG4

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  113. Well, of course not.

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  114. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:05 PM

    Less talking...more Chavo firing....

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  115. Stings getting fired.

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  116. Aunt Vickie, I'm sorry.

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  117. CHAVO'S GONE! THERE IS A GOD!

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  118. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:07 PM

    Kick rocks, Chavo!!!!

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  119. He is going to kill himself so he can go have **** matches with Eddie in hell!

    ...wow I even found that to be in poor taste

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  120. Eddie took part of it.

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  121. Fuck it, I laughed. But yeah, wrong.

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  122. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:08 PM

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/b264415bbb228c33763f6b7a59aace18/tumblr_my0o51oEa41r1eqygo1_500.png

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  123. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:09 PM

    The ghost of Eddie made sure the choice was the right one.

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  124. We've already established there is a God.

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  125. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:09 PM

    INFERNO MATCHES FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!

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  126. I would like to learn more about her... her hopes, dreams, ambitions... I really want to get to know her as a person.

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  127. They have the talent to book a really good promotion in hell

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  128. Still, it's not as bad as laughing at the thought of Brock going to a hospital and giving an F5 to a make a wish kid.

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  129. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:12 PM

    I hope your pc has a power surge so it will be well protected when you're getting struck by lightning for that doozy.

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  130. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:12 PM

    Yeah MIke...ain't it great?!?!!

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  131. You have any idea how difficult it was to finish that?

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  132. Your dislike for Chavo seems on par for mine of Mysterio

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  133. Madison REALLY needs black hair. That reddish brown isn't doing anything...

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  134. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    I was hoping the mommy weight would have filled out Madison's ass more.

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  135. Madison is hot I guess... but there is really nothing about her that differentiates her from 1,000,000 other women

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  136. Mine burns brighter than both of yours put together.


    I've come to the conclusion that Vince was right putting Horny over Chavo as many times as he did.

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  137. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:15 PM

    You hang out in the garage in NY THIS time of the year Taz?

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  138. She was away on one of those baby vacations women get?

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  139. Maybe he has a heater.

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  140. Don't know if this is good or bad, but I enjoy her theme music, despite the fact that it sounds like a mess.

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  141. Tamina had a better boot on Monday.

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  142. Yea, I always felt that way about Tara's

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  143. My friend and I had a running joke that Vince was doing that to get out of Chavo's contract because he was only there because Vince felt guilty about Eddie... and every time Hornswaggle would go over Vince would look at him and say "NOW do you quit?" and Chavo would be all "Nope! :: Cashes check :: "

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  144. I actually thought it worked when she did it

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  145. Sin Cara was the one that finally did him in.

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  146. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    You're about 9 away from passing Fuji, 'lax.

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  147. You were talking about her music. My bad.

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  148. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:21 PM

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/04f9e31668c16524f513e2cbfcfb4a59/tumblr_mrz2mrUWvn1qcds4qo3_250.gif

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  149. Wow, this gets the rest of the show?

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  150. Less Brooke is the biggest casualty of Aces and 8's going away

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  151. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:24 PM

    That generally suck with theme music...but when they get it right they nail it.

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  152. Elysium, a film I like to pretend is the sequel to District 9.

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  153. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:27 PM

    How the FUCK do you not know who to go to for a belt, you Botoxed dick-blowing cougar slut?

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  154. I remember a few years ago how they made an on air joke how the MCMG's were told by Foley that they had the worst theme music in pro wrestling, I disagree. I always thought that Trent Barreta and Croft's first theme was the worst.

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  155. Because she knows nothing about wrestling?

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  156. The last five words answer that question.

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  157. Hardy Crazy Bump O/U: 3.5

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  158. She should call Wild Cat belts.

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  159. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:29 PM

    I'll clean my ears with an electric drill before I listen to Jeff Hardy's single.

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  160. I would put a drill bit on the drill.

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  161. Ok Jeff, but didn't you have this redemption story last year?

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  162. I'll take Savages album please.

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  163. Sigh. Jeff, I will CHEER you on from today if you drop Dixie right now. And jump off the top of the cage, landing on her.

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  164. His family? What does Matt owe her?
    BTW this post ties me with Fuj

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  165. That would be the greatest thing ever.

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  166. Porn-Peddling Jef VinsonDecember 19, 2013 at 8:33 PM

    Uh, Vince McMahon?

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  167. Sorry guys, Dixie's actually a pretty fantastic heel.

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