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By Corey
Howdy Blog O'Doomers!



Reading a previous thread and a few Wrestlemania based threads my video above has me wondering: "Did you have to be there to appreciate the magnitude of Andre-Hogan?" It was 27 years ago and much like my dad used to tell me I could never appreciate all the big names that came through Florida without being there to witness I wonder if I'm at the same point with Andre and Hogan.

Andre and Hogan was the biggest wrestling match in its time, I still it was the biggest match in WWF history. Probably the biggest wrestling match in the history of this side of the pond. Hogan and Andre were the two big pro wrestling names that mainstream media actually acknowledged. But it was a long time ago and a lot of fans only know Hollywood Hogan and I guess the WWE has to recognize that when they do these lists.

Anyway is Andre-Hogan one of those wrestling events that you really had to be alive to fully appreciate? The match wasn't great by any extent. The internet can show one that the two battled many times in America and Japan so the idea that late March of 1987 was hardly a "One in a Lifetime" situation and they had a rematch eight months later on national TV (that drew 33 MILLION viewers...on a friggin Friday no less) but still if you weren't there can you truly appreciate the spectacle? Maybe but probably not and that's too bad.

Well final live tapings before we head to New Orleans. We're going to have to wrap up a lot tonight. So far we've got:

Triple Threat Match for WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Batista vs. Randy Orton vs. HHH/Daniel Bryan winner.

The Shield vs. Kane & New Age Outlaws

Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt

Shawn Michaels vs. CM Punk Nevermind :(

Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan

Andre The Giant Battle Royale Thing

Vickie Guerrero Divas Invitational/Elimination Thing

Something for Big E and the IC Title??

Some sort of 4-way thing for the Tag Title.

Looking at this card Daniel Bryan, John Cena, Brat Wyatt and The Shield will have to do some heavy lifting. They also need to figure out a way to make this Battle Royale entertaining.

Either way this isn't exactly the Wrestlemania card we've asked for but it's the one we're gonna get so let's see if it works. Enjoy the show and come out swinging but please keep it clean!



Comments

  1. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    B O D! B O D! B O D!!!

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  2. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    Soooo.. No Bad News Barrett segment tonight on Raw? :sigh:

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  3. MickMarch 31, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    Just think of the furious rewrites going on right now

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  4. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    Somebody get Lawler away from those kids.. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen..

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  5. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    He's on the panel of the Pre-Show, so he'll probably be there all night.

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  6. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    Wrong gender.

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  7. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Gentlemen, Meekin, Female lurkers, Princess... your BoD Franchise Player has ARRIVED!

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  8. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    And the rewrites of those rewrites going on right NOW

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  9. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    Tempted to not watch RAW tonight just because I don't want to go into Mania pessimistic. Oh well, I'll watch.

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  10. Brian_BaylessMarch 31, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Steve Stennick got unbanned?

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  11. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Josh Matthews: "Is Bray Wyatt living rent free inside John Cena's head?"
    Umm... WHAT???

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  12. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    Too far!

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  13. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    He's probably telling those boys all about puppies and showing photos of Miss Kitty to them.

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  14. Brian_BaylessMarch 31, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Should have Road to BoD Mania up in this thread in 15 minutes.


    You faced Stranger in the Alps

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  15. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    I hope the WWE video package guys go on to work in higher paying, more prestigious positions... they are untouchable.

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  16. JasonMarch 31, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    Preshow topic: anyone else on the fence about ordering Mania this year? My personal interest is pretty low outside of Cena/Bray being somewhat intriguing and I'm more tempted to watch Game of Thrones on Sunday personally.

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  17. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    Said boys probably have porn sites they visit regularly. I had Playboys at that age.

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  18. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    I wouldn't be ordering if I didn't already have the Network.

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  19. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    No choice. I have the Network.

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  20. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    I keep waiting for them to somehow work in a missing plane.

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  21. JasonMarch 31, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    I should add that I never committed to the network.

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  22. Brendan MacNamaraMarch 31, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    If it wasn't for the network I would probably skip it. I'll probably DVR Game of Thrones and watch it after.

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  23. MickMarch 31, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Thanks, but I don't deserve that big of intro.

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  24. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Very nice... and before all the joking and stuff starts in regard to it... it is very impressive and appreciated that you spend the time to do stuff like that, and while I can't speak for anyone else, I know I always enjoy it.

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  25. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Probably a nice resume padding type gig.

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  26. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Yeah, that line got a STFU from me.

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  27. JohnPetukaMarch 31, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    I peeked at the wrong time. These days, I'm begging for a chance at Nebb's Pet Rock just to get some screen time.

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  28. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Tonight's Mania should feature nothing but squash matches and segments. Not worth risking injury.

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  29. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Well played

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  30. Brian_BaylessMarch 31, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Someone jobs to the Pet Rock for the first time

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  31. Curtis WilliamsMarch 31, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlXf9X_Vdg

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  32. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Isn't it a bit late to suck up to him, Pat Patterson style?

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  33. MikeyMike2323March 31, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    Absolutely incredible. Especially compared to the uninspiring NBA ones nowadays.

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  34. Devin HarrisMarch 31, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    I'm on the fence. Other than HHH-Bryan, I don't care. The Good Wife is on hiatus next week so I just might be in.

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  35. Kyle FittaMarch 31, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    I hate watching long matches before Mania, too.

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  36. MickMarch 31, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    I really set that up on a tee.

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  37. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    I got your back, yo. I am Jimmy Garvin to your PS Hayes.


    Or not.


    Cause Hayes got fat. And I am fat.


    or something.

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  38. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    Yeah.. as a video editor myself, I often use their packages as the level that I want my work to reach. Their usage of filters, slow motion and sound fx/music is the gold standard.

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  39. JasonMarch 31, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    That means Bryan will be doing double duty for 40 minutes against Cesaro and Rollins.

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  40. MikeyMike2323March 31, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    I'm looking forward to it even if not included.

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  41. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    You did. I would prefer an over the plate analogy, but I'm not into either sport/activity.

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  42. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    This was a complete shoot, no sucking up

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  43. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    I'm aware. Just couldn't pass up the chance for a gay head joke. I thought about working in Al Snow's gimmick, but I passed.

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  44. Kyle FittaMarch 31, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Batista vs. Randy Orton - WWE is so generous for giving us a WM quality match for free.

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  45. MikeyMike2323March 31, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Only two more days til I fly down to New Orleans. I was distracted badly today at work today so I can't imagine how bad it will get tomorrow and Wednesday.

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  46. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    All that Andre statue needs is a straw so you can fill it up with beer and drink from it.

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  47. JohnPetukaMarch 31, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Maddox is in the battle royal! Time to change your bets, folks.

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  48. MickMarch 31, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Just don't have a wife and you'll be fine with parallax

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  49. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    I once had to add some text to a video for my martial arts school using Windows Movie Maker... it took me all fucking day to figure out... Nothing but respect for that profession.

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  50. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9cnAbiyrA

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  51. cabspaintedyellowMarch 31, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    THE MAD OX, COMIN' FOR DAT TROPHY THO.

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  52. Brian_BaylessMarch 31, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    You will get a gimmick in the BoD soon enough.

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  53. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    bit late for that.

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  54. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    Actually I prefer my disciples to actually have wives

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  55. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    Brad Maddox in the battle royale.. oh dear God..

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  56. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    I thought I was the angry fat guy, though I have left some of it behind.

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  57. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Cut the Bryan concussion that takes him out of WM30!!

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  58. Glen4321March 31, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    I almost wish WWE would have kept Batista "officially" face, but made it even more obvious they are shoving him down our throat. That would have actually made him a very organic heel, as the people could continue to feel like they are battling the system by booing him, but now he's just another heel. That was actually an opportunity missed.

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  59. Brendan MacNamaraMarch 31, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Why wouldn't Barrett be in the battle royal? Everyone else is.

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  60. Ripner CabbitMarch 31, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    No Bolts game tonight during Raw so I can finally use my laptop for the BOD for the first time in ages, isntead of trying to keep up with it on a phone.

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  61. cabspaintedyellowMarch 31, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    If there hadn't been the sound of a match a few minutes ago, I would think these shows mostly consist of WWE hyping fans by just playing random entrance music for an hour.

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  62. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Is it wrong that I want to slap Alex Riley every time he smiles??

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  63. nebb28March 31, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    for a change, he's the one who got some bad news.

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  64. MikeyMike2323March 31, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    This is the one Raw a year where I'm okay with nothing but promos.

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  65. WitlonMarch 31, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    You laugh A-Ry, but I would mark for some G.I. Bro in the battle royal...

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  66. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    No fucking way I would pay for it. If I didn't have the network I would steal it... if that didn't work I would just wait and steal it later. All I care about is if the show ends with Bryan holding the belt yelling "YES!" with the crowd... if it does it is a success, if it doesn't it is a failure. It is that simple for me.

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  67. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    Slap his face. With your dick.

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  68. Curtis WilliamsMarch 31, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Sounds like the Rays played well.

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  69. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    There is a Mania on tonight?

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  70. nebb28March 31, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    variety is good. alternate between slaps and Kawada-esque kicks to the face.

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  71. JasonMarch 31, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Thanks to abdominal surgery last week for me, tonight's Raw will be presented in Percoset-o-Vision. I feel like a member of the late 90's WCW roster!

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  72. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    Is he still the GM? I forget...

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  73. Ripner CabbitMarch 31, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Yea watched most of it, they looked good, although in baseball The Brewers are still my team and they got a nice 2-0 win over the Braves so was happy for that.

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  74. Curtis WilliamsMarch 31, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Since I don't have Network, and there's no way I'd pay for, as the blog likes to say WrestleMEHnia, I'm gonna use my trusty stream......until it starters buffering like crazy halfway through.

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  75. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Funny thing is that I actually hate editing.. LOL I'm such a perfectionist that it takes so long for me to finish a project. I love it when it's done, but the process gets frustrating sometimes.

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  76. MikeyMike2323March 31, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    And now for the three minutes of NCIS I watch per week!

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  77. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Whoa.. I don't want to KILL him!!

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  78. JohnPetukaMarch 31, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    If Bryan doesn't get a dramatic moment or the upperhand tonight, be prepared for some whining (possibly from me, too). The dude's scheduled for a main event and all he has to show for it in the build up so far is a pep rally he held a couple weeks back. I fear that even if he does get the belt, he'll get the Mysterio treatment...and we'll be stuck having to listen to Syd H and Vince Jordan going "You do realize he has the belt, right? Huh huh"

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  79. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    I can relate to that... any website/program I have ever written has always taken me forever to finish because I am never satisfied.

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  80. Ripner CabbitMarch 31, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    I have the Network and love it, wish Bryan's win was guaranteed, then I might even be willing to order it on my PS3 heh :P

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  81. Ripner CabbitMarch 31, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    So anyone think Bryan might be set up as the fall guy for the drop in WM buys due to the network this year?

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  82. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Early comment of the night leader

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  83. intestinal fortitudeMarch 31, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    LL hates that punching bag!

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  84. Brendan MacNamaraMarch 31, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Haha, yeah, it's always that weird lady and some sad sounding music.

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  85. MagoonieMarch 31, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Sorry to hear about the surgery but hey percocets aren't bad.

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  86. nebb28March 31, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    think I have time to make a chipotle run before Taker's entrance ends?

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  87. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    We start with Taker? Okay.

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  88. MagoonieMarch 31, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    DONG! DONG!

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  89. BeardMoneyMarch 31, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    Wow, hate to say it, but the Andre turn did not age well. Hogan went over the top way to fast. From the moment he sees Heenan, we probably hear him say, "No man, this can't be" at least 70 times. A little restraint and nuance would have been nice.

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  90. Glen4321March 31, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    I wish undertaker was bikertaker again. I just heard the gong and first though was "Not another fucking 20 minute walk to the ring."

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  91. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    Well, his transition to Hollywood didn't work for a reason, BROTHER.

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  92. MikeyMike2323March 31, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    Good. Get it outta the way.

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  93. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    I love Sky's disclaimer.


    ...is what I would say if I were watching that way.

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  94. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Yeah... you know things have gotten bad when 'Takers entrances seem dull... I really hope he doesn't slack at 'Mania this year and gives us a good one.

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  95. intestinal fortitudeMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Following up on that white hot, edge of your seat segment that closed last week!

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  96. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    He'd be down the ring in 5 seconds with that bike.

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  97. MagoonieMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    You can make a chipotle before Takers entrance ends!

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  98. MattCalamiaMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Undertaker does nothing for me. He's pushing 50 and fights once a year, yet I'm led to believe a guy in his prime who is absolute fighting machine like Brock Lesnar won't beat him?

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  99. MrJustinBMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    HIMYM finale, then Raw on PVR catch up mode.

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  100. Brendan MacNamaraMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    I'd like to think they know the buy rate is going to tank because of the network. Then again, I'd like to think a lot of things about this company...

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  101. MagoonieMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    He is pushing 50.

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  102. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    Yeah. I used to build websites back in the late 80's and that was with basic html and Front Page. Very time consuming for me to do that as well. I know exactly how you feel.

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  103. apeMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    The lights went out, I thought Scooby took care of that.

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  104. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    So, we're gonna start with a 'Taker beatdown?

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  105. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Make sure you have Chipotlaway first.

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  106. JasonMarch 31, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    Thanks. It was routine and everything went well so I can't complain in the least.

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  107. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    There's nothing they can do to save this feud.

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  108. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    ...the World Wide Web wasn't invented until 1992...

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  109. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    I'll just watch the episode later.

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  110. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    With your dick.

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  111. Mr.SnrubMarch 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    What about a lightning bolt or two?

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  112. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    "And The Undertaker wasn't in the mood to play games either...except for that one mindgame he clearly played before showing up."

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  113. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    Hope it's good. I'm gonna watch HIMYM tomorrow probably or later tonight.

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  114. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    This is part 1 of 2? Or is this the final finale?

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  115. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    Al Gore says hello.

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  116. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    A Brock beat down.

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  117. F'N Body SlamsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    #RealityEra

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  118. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    NO, JBL. No, it won't be.

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  119. Ripner CabbitMarch 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    Of course they know that, but doesn't mean they can't use that as an excuse down the road for keeping Bryan down :P

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  120. Glen4321March 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    So how are they gonna rebuild Lesnar as an unbeatable monster when he loses cleanly at his second Wrestlemania in a row?

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  121. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    "Will the streak be broken at Wrestlemania?"

    No

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  122. foeaminuteMarch 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    I almost went to this tonight, but I feel like it would lose a lot of it's appeal in a live setting (presentation, production) - is a live event (especially a pre-Mania one) really worth it and am I missing out?

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  123. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    Or Undertaker in a corset.

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  124. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    The final finale, 2 parts, 1 hour.

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  125. nebb28March 31, 2014 at 6:04 PM

    I'd care more, but I'm missing Mania weekend this year (friend's bachelor party in Vancouver), so eh. I'm really just watching this until the Giants game begins

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  126. F'N Body SlamsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Mobility scooter Taker would be fucking badass.

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  127. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Also "Pass the nachos" because he is fat

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  128. MagoonieMarch 31, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    It hasn't been 21 men moron!

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  129. nebb28March 31, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Undertaker can breathe more heavily during his promos.

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  130. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    "21 men. Except for the Kane rematch, the HBK rematch, the Hunter 2 rematches, and the tag matches."

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  131. parallax1978March 31, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Technically 18 men have been set down

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  132. VaroomMarch 31, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Its not 21 men.

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  133. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    Yes.

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  134. JohnPetukaMarch 31, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    I have more fun at house shows, but yeah, you're still missing out. It's great to play along, chant, and just experience certain things in person.

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  135. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    21 Men?? Surely he can't be serious.

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  136. apeMarch 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    See, stuff like this is why wrestling fans get made fun of

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  137. nebb28March 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    Awesome.


    But wait, my pet rock makes the card and I don't? *sniff*

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  138. apeMarch 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    swim?

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  139. F'N Body SlamsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    I aim to make the pre-show for next year's.

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  140. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    Taker, you should've been taking notes during Bray Wyatt's promos.

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  141. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    Nathan Jones counts as two.

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  142. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    WWE: "be quite!"

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  143. WitlonMarch 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    I'm surprised we haven't got Undertaker's Wife vs. Brock's Wife in a Verbal Debate to add some buys.

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  144. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    I approve of my role here.

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  145. Brian_BaylessMarch 31, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    This is all silly, goofy bullshit. I do not take myself seriously at all by writing this.

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  146. apeMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    he could wear those floaty arm things

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  147. nebb28March 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    feeling so sleepy listening to UT...

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  148. Mr.SnrubMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Is he making a Gattaca reference???

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  149. C.O JonesMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    17 I think

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  150. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    So clearly this match is taking place in Lake Pontchatrain.

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  151. F'N Body SlamsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    A mass de-what?!

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  152. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Yep.

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  153. Brian_BaylessMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    This isnt the big show.


    Just the road to BoD Mania

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  154. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    I'd pay good money to watch Giant Gonzales try to swim.

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  155. F'N Body SlamsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Jason Albert.

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  156. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Taker has his 3 Demandments too!

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  157. WitlonMarch 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    3 things? Training, prayers and vitamins?

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  158. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 6:07 PM

    Should've added some weird stip to this match like barbed wire ropes or Pirahnaha exploding anus match.

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  159. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Looks like the show is dead already.

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  160. C.O JonesMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Hahaha my 5th grade teacher use to tell me that

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  161. Mr.SnrubMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    I.R.S. run-in confirmed!

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  162. JasonMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Is Taker going to tell me to take my vitamins? This sounds like an early Hogan promo.

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  163. Brian_BaylessMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Your Pet Rock is a major player

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  164. The FujMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Needs more Fuj

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  165. WitlonMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Well...here comes the pain. Kinda.

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  166. SuntanSupermanMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Who in the hell would wear that tshirt in public

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  167. Bruce ChungMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    I thought I saw sunburn there earlier...

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  168. F'N Body SlamsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    *stops crying*


    Say whhhhat?

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  169. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    Swimming to shore = Hogan backstroke promo

    3 things = 3 Demandments

    Taker turned into Hogan so gradually we just didn't notice.

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  170. Brian_BaylessMarch 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    It needs more effort, honestly.

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  171. Glen4321March 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Undertaker can't beat taxes. Undertaker vs I.R.S WM XXXI 22-1

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  172. nebb28March 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Yes. Yes it is. Maybe I just need to be the pet rock's agent. (With Paul E. Dangerously cellphone, of course.)

    ReplyDelete
  173. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Lesnar's shirt should read: Eat. Sleep. Get paid. Get laid by Sable.

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  174. MagoonieMarch 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    I...I...I just don't know. I'm on the card but...seriously? I'm a freaking main eventer! Not mid card jobber to the stars!

    ReplyDelete
  175. F'N Body SlamsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Maybe the deadman now favours a sunbed over a casket?

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  176. JohnPetukaMarch 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Helluva fucking point

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  177. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    CM PUNK chants

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  178. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    A security guard at a soccer game. Must stop those streakers!

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  179. Brian_BaylessMarch 31, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Its the road to the big show.


    You are part of a major storyline. Patience, my good man

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  180. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    Get over it people!

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  181. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    He's DEAD, you inconsiderate son of a bitch!!

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  182. Jackson SmithMarch 31, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    Even Heyman knew Hogan/Andre should've been #1 in that .com countdown video!

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  183. C.O JonesMarch 31, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    EAT
    SLEEP
    BEAT THE STREAK

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  184. Glen4321March 31, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    Hey, its the same promo we've had the past three weeks.

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  185. nebb28March 31, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    really, thirty minutes of Heyman just saying BRRRRRROOOOOOOOCKKKKKK LESSSSSSNNNNNNARRRRRRR would be better than hearing any promo Taker has cut in the last few years.

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  186. F'N Body SlamsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    EAT, SLEEP, SLEEP........ zzzzz............. sorry, what?

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  187. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    You gonna take your ball and go home?

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  188. WWF1987March 31, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    Paul Heyman has the same odds as Brock Lesnar of beating the streak.

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  189. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    Paul Heyman is Dolphins1925 on Reddit?

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  190. Bruce ChungMarch 31, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    LOL sunburns

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  191. ToddLorenzMarch 31, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    Weekend at El Gigante's.

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  192. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    Agreed.

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  193. F'N Body SlamsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    Brock's shirt would be so much funnier without "BREAK THE".

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  194. Stranger in the AlpsMarch 31, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    "He has a closet full of body suits!"

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  195. SuntanSupermanMarch 31, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    Brock The Bitch doesnt make me want to "purchase" WM XXX

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  196. apeMarch 31, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    Don Jardine is going to help him?

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  197. Mr.SnrubMarch 31, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    Does Brocks shirt have sponsors on the back?

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  198. Glen4321March 31, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    "This promo has been going on about 3 minutes too long" Bischoff

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  199. ABeyAnce1March 31, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    His high pitch scream doesn't help either.

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  200. X-ManMarch 31, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    Well. In that case, I'll pay double..

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