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This is not about the current WWE Product.

The following piece is dedicated to my friend, Brawsome






As the champion pulls up, we see the Job Squad, minus Nick Piers, wearing the parking attendant vests and doing their job like the jabroni's that they are.


White Coat Security is on the lookout for Magoonie Teddy Belmont and are on strict orders to bring him to GM Bayless. 


Parallax and Officer Farva seem to be discussing something backstage. WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?


And Jobber123 makes his first appearance since choking at BoD Mania. And why is he rolling up in a 19 year old Infiniti? All this and more tonight on...........................................


BoD RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Tonight, we have a double main event as Jef Vinson takes on Parallax1978 and Officer Farva takes on Cultstatus in a non-title match. Also, find out the rest of the BoD Extreme Rules card too!


"Dancin'" Devin Harris vs. Vintage Gamer

YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA IS HE GUNNA DO THE JIG!!!!!!!!! The BoDettes are dancing all around the ring. The Dancin' man uses a hiptoss then drops an elbow! HE IS STARTING TO GET FUN-KAY!!!!!!!!!!! Lots of punching and dancing and he just busted out the worm!!!!!!! Vintage Gamer just went low and Harris stopped being funky :(. He stomps away and heads up top but Harris catching his flying body press and slams him down!!! OH MY GAWD, HE IS DOING A JIG!!!!!!! Harris picks him up over his head and uses the torture rack for the win. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! GIT-DOWN, GIT-DOWN WITH DA D-D-H. And the BoDettes are starting to get FUN-KAY!!!!! Oh no, wait just a minute! Todd Lorenz has come out and kicked over the speakers. He grabs the mic and yells at Harris: "NO ONE HAS FUN UNTIL I GET MY ICE CREAM AND ALL OF THE SNICKER BARS ARE THROWN AWAY. The Hoss of the BoD is not getting Funky, folks. He ruined the fun, again. And the just grabbed a concession worker by the throat and has dragged him to the ramp and look, he is shaking him upside down. What an angry, bitter, fat guy.


GM Bayless is with Steve Ferrari. He tells him that Extant1979 is a shit name and that he better stick with Steve Ferrari and since he thinks he can hang with the major players, he will face three opponents of his choice at Extreme Rules.


Jobber123 has made his way to the ring. He is looking a bit down and has not been seen since losing at BoD Mania. He grabs the mic:

First, I want to thank the one fan who wrote me a letter to BoD promotions. I also do not respect Cultstatus and how he put hard times on me. But, Cultstatus, you do not know what hard times are. Hard times, are getting your Funkmaster Flex & Big Kap tape stuck in the cassette player of your five year old Infiniti. Hard times, is only being served the warm Fruitopia's at your private school cafeteria because you are on a partial scholarship. Hard times, is being stuck between two fat guys on the Subway who are eating sandwiches from Subway that are not 6 grams of fat or less. But Culstatus, let me leave you with this, I will hurt you by taking away your BoD Heavyweight Title and put an end to all of your long-winded Viking Space Lord Soliloquy's. And for all of those who got banned for anti-gay ranting and other weird shit and have no chance at getting the strap, I will win this for myself, and no one else. 


GM Bayless has made Dancin' Devin Harris vs. Todd Lorenz for BoD Extreme Rules


#1 Contender's Match for the Writer's Championship
Kyle Fitta vs. Andy PG

Winner of this gets to face Stranger in the Alps at BoD Extreme Rules. Andy takes control early as the crowd is busy not reading today's QOTD. Kyle takes control after a missed charge and works the leg as Tommy Hall, sporting a Rik Smits throwback, comes down the aisle with a sock filled with change from his last e-book haul. Andy and Kyle trade punches until Andy misses a flying forearm and Kyle gets the win with a Falcon Arrow. Tommy now comes into the ring and grabs the mic, telling Kyle that he is the real #1 contender to the Writer's Championship, not some punk who writes once a week at most.


Backstage, Parallax tells Farva to stick with the plan.


Curtis Williams & theberzerker1 vs. Paul Meekin & White Thunder
Can the team of Williams & theberzerker extend their winning streak? Meekin stretches outside the ring as White Thunder starts out with Williams. Thunder does the Flair strut then locks up, only to break. Meekin has just finished stretching and is now on the apron. Thunder hits some chops in the corner on Williams, who is able to escape and make the tag. thebezerker misses a dropkick and Thunder works the leg. He tags Meekin, who hits the avalanche in the corner then tags Thunder, who puts theberzerker in the figure four after tagging back Meekin, who finishes of his opponent with the Earthquake splash. Wait a minute! We heard this song last week and it is still the wrong song (click here to listen to the song) as the Unstable makes their way to the ring! Jesse Baker wants an answer from Meekin whether or not he will join them. Gideon Stargrave and Elvy Landa are behind him. Meekin looks around at the crowd and tells Baker that while he appreciates his offer, he will have to decline as he is a Blog Otter! And look at this, Meekin is attempting to lead the crowd into a Blog Otter chant. BLOG OT-TER!, BLOG OT-TER! Absolutely no one is joining in and White Thunder is now drinking beer and strutting down the aisle. Baker looks displeased and says that he has left him no choice. Gideon and Elvy try to attack Meekin but get tossed aside. Meekin is fired up but uh oh, he gets attacked from behind by Steve Stennick. Now look at this, Baker signals for a table and Steve Stennick sets it up outside of the ring.  They roll Meekin out and place him on the table and the Unstable form a line near the turnbuckle under the direction and guidance of Jesse Baker. Elvy climbs up first and he misses Meekin and splats on the mat. Gideon goes up but is scared and afraid to leave so White Coat Security has to grab him down. Steve Stennick looks frustrated and walks to the back as Meekin is left on the table. THEY LEFT A BLOG OTTER ON THE TABLE!!!!!!!!


GM Bayless is in his office. He mentions to his Assistant GM, Director of Procedural Operations, and Vice President of Paper goods, Justice Gray that after the last segment, there will be no mentions of things being left on the table ever again. He then tells him that the champ got shit on his tires en route to the arena and that he needs to find him Nick Piers so he can clean them off.


A bothered Vince Jordan walks into the locker room. He sees Ironmike96 attempting to declare his seat in the locker room a "No Homo Zone" as Your Favourite Loser is seated in the "No Fucking Zone." WWF1987 is opening the bathroom stall doors to see what dumps he can find in the toilet. Scotty Flamingo is enjoying the anti-Meltzer comments in the daily update thread a little too much as he has a giant smile on his face and his hand down his pants. Andy PG is on the floor curled up in the fetal position as he just had a flashback of Daniel Bryan joining the Wyatt Family and here comes White Coat Security with the CM Punk sock puppet to help bring him back to reality. BigNasty96 laughs as the WWE stock prices come in, blaming it on the network. Uh oh, an agrry Todd Lorenz comes in and sees ironmike eating a snicker bar and he charges after him. He slams his head off of the locker then drags him into the bathroom. WWF1987 finally found a dump in the toilet but the Hoss shoves him out of the way and sticks ironmike's head in the toilet and flushes. OH MY, ONLY IN THE BoD HAR HAR HAR


Parallax vs. Jef Vinson

They lock up and Parallax rolls outside. He says that he will only fight top 5 if it is for the title. He walks out but as he does this, Officer Farva attacks him from behind. Parallax runs back in and they destroy the BoD Money on the Table winner. They are beating on him with gusto! They are now attacking the ankle with a chair and leave when White Coat Security clears the ring. What was that all about?


Justice Gray tells Bayless he can not find Piers but that he did leave a message, which was a brick through his window. He asks about Belmont but he is nowhere to be found, either. Bayless is not happy with the BoD Midcard.


Officer Farva vs. Cultstatus

Cultstatus starts off by hammering on the pretend doc. He tosses him into the corner and lays into him with chops. Farva is getting destroyed as Cultstatus sets him up for the jack-knife but Parallax runs in from behind with a chair and attacks Cultstatus. These two had this all planned out. They assault the champion relentlessly until White Coat security again clears the ring. GM Bayless runs out and is pissed off, and has two announcements. First, Farva will face Jef Vinson at BoD Extreme Rules and second, the Heavyweight Championship match will be a first blood match at Extreme Rules.


BoD Extreme Rules Card

Parallax1978 vs. Cultstatus in a First Blood Match for the Heavyweight Title
Officer Farva vs. Jef Vinson
Tommy Hall vs. Logan Scisco in a Cage Match
ABeYance1 & thebraziliankid vs. Adam Curry & Kyle Warne for the Tag Team Titles in a Tables Match
Kyle Fitta vs. Stranger in the Alps for the Writer's Championship
Devin Harris vs. Todd Lorenz
Steve Ferrari vs. Three Wrestlers of the GM's choosing



Comments

  1. "not some punk who writes once a week at most."


    More like once whenever-I-feel-like-it.

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  2. Steve Stennick is always frustrated......WITH SMARKS!!!!

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  3. "Meekin is attempting to lead the crowd into a Blog Otter chant. BLOG OT-TER!, BLOG OT-TER! Absolutely no one is joining in."

    *****

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  4. The singles push is coming

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  5. Your_Favourite_LoserApril 28, 2014 at 10:22 PM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iLkMgaLc78

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  6. I don't think Todd Lorenz knows how to work BOD style.

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  7. He is the master of the Swirly

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  8. And now the fans are chanting something we can't repeat at Meekin.


    "Shut the fuck up"


    :Clap:Clap:Clap.



    "Shut the fuck up"


    Clap:Clap:Clap

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  9. Needs more me. :P On a serious note, always an entertaining read.

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  10. He will shake you upside down for your food and wallet

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  11. Your_Favourite_LoserApril 28, 2014 at 10:30 PM

    your gimmick can be saying "izzo is so..." and then fill in the blank

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  12. Will somebody PLEASE think of the RSS feeds?

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  13. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 28, 2014 at 10:30 PM

    Great job Brian, I'm loving these. You really put some great effort into these and they're a lot of fun.

    Now onto the bitching, two weeks in a row and I'm only casually mentioned? I requested a squash match with asshat from last week.you suck Bayless! And where's the match I requested with you at Mania? Oh no we don't want to sully our hands on the lowly Magoonie...oh wait I mean Teddy fucking Belmont! I see what's happening though, you're telling stories. The stories are probably going to lead to you awarding yourself all the championships while we all sit around you jerking you off. That's what you want, isn't it?

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  14. I think I may start a competing show called "BoD Impact." I won't bother posting it because no one pays attention to Impact anyway, and suddenly Eric Young is the World Champion.

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  15. Sounds better than my idea of being a typical Italian stereotype.
    <--- Italian.
    The world still doesn't care.

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  16. Want me to send you a Whitman's Sampler?

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  17. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 28, 2014 at 10:32 PM

    Paul Meekins theme music is probably a loud shit being taken and a toilet flushing while his Titan Tron will be the pieces of shit swirling around to form the name "Paul Meekin".

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  18. At first I read that as "Whippleman's Sampler" and thought you were talking about a certain manager's slutty wife.

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  19. Thank you.


    And I am telling stories by the way. Its all coming together

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  20. TJ: Can we just forfeit Game 7? The Sharks are done.

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  21. Your_Favourite_LoserApril 28, 2014 at 10:33 PM

    it's this, which i posted in that thread

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSbB2Eau74

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  22. Oh, she would visit you for free I think. Any hotel room near Memphis and you are good

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  23. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 28, 2014 at 10:34 PM

    "it's all cumming together" You sick basterd!

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  24. It looked a little bit rushed based on match length alone (no need to rush these things). But I definitely like the inspired humor of the Jobber promo, the Meekin match, and the locker room scene that was clearly missing a Ron Simmons "Damn" moment from one of us. Ooh, Laughing Sting would have been a perfect cap to that moment.

    Anyway, yes, always a pleasure reading. A mysterious disappearance from midcarders...is white coat security still holding them? Will they escape in time for extreme rules? If so, then what the hell will they do after that? They're midcarders.

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  25. Standing tall on the last RAW means I am doing the job for sure. MOTHER FUCKER

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  26. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 28, 2014 at 10:36 PM

    Maybe the booking of BOD RAW is less predictable than WWE.

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  27. I rushed the last two matches big time. Yeah, I did a "Hard Times" promo for Jobber which I thought of last week.


    Lots of midcarders and upper midcarders will make their way known very shortly. Everything is stating to come together.

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  28. He also has by far the best gimmick in the BoD universe

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  29. Wait and see how it plays out

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  30. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 28, 2014 at 10:37 PM

    Have a quarter for a tip. Just the tip.

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  31. Your_Favourite_LoserApril 28, 2014 at 10:37 PM

    there needs to be a giant battle royal, with the winner getting to go on a date with jessybabe

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  32. Tommy Hall is undergoing a gimmick change shortly.

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  33. I am going to create 100 more accounts just to keep upvoting this and have it break my most upvoted comment in BoD history record.

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  34. And with that, the preshow match has been created. Thank you!

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  35. Meekin & White Thunder are the Rybaxel of the BoD

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  36. Your_Favourite_LoserApril 28, 2014 at 10:39 PM

    it ends when the last 2 guys are in the ring (of course i'm the 1st one out, though :( ) and she sneaks in and dumps them both so that neither wins, and she doesnt have to go on a date with any of us

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  37. Seriously though the fact that you have the imagination to come up with all of this and incorporate shit that happens throughout the week is a talent I legit envy.

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  38. And so she can get Harvey some more LA Looks to put in his hair

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  39. *shaky $100 camcorder shot of a guy wearing a Jason Voorhees mask and a bandanna throwing knives at a dartboard with pictures of Brian Bayless and Tommy Hall on them.*

    Vanilllllllllaaaaaaaa Wriiiiiiiiiteeeerrssss........I'll be coming for youuuuuu.

    *another knife hits the dartboard, although it hits with the handle and not the blade.*

    OH GODDAMNIT, NOW I HAVE TO TAPE OVER THIS! Cut the tape.....I know its still on, I can see the red light.....WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIVE STREAMING TO OTTERTUBE? YOU MOTHER-

    *Scuffle ensues. Camera falls and show a brief shot of a guy wearing an AKI Man outfit getting UFC elbows to the face, followed by a blue screen and the words NO SIGNAL.*

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  40. Your_Favourite_LoserApril 28, 2014 at 10:40 PM

    "incorporate shit"


    i thought paul already did this

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  41. I already did the troll gimmick at BoD Mania. I have an idea with this one

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  42. I am going to start looking forward to this more than the actual RAW

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  43. Thank you. I have been creative like this my for a while. I used to do a ton of imrpessions and played great, harmless pranks on friends.

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  44. I'll be asking for spoilers by next week.

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  45. And this will always be Jesse Baker's mistakenly played theme song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJNCNrwi_g

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  46. This site would be a cold dead rock without your contributions. It would basically be the few things Scott posts, the live threads, and whatever nonsense Meekin vomits up, I know I speak for a ton people when I say it is appreciated.

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  47. If I have time, I might do a BoD Saturday Night, where the "B" team plays!

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  48. Did you say spoilers?

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  49. Here are the latest rumorz


    Expect a slew of new tag teams to appear in the coming weeks


    A secondary title is in the works


    A gimmick match is being tossed around for the main event of the June Special Event show.


    Steve Stennick is in line for a singles push


    Expect a lot of gimmick introductions and changes in the next coming weeks

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  50. Not on the card. Immediately lost interest.

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  51. *Not on the card, tries to create segments on the BoD App to get in on the awesome instead of doing nothing.*

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  52. Recent events have taught me that I need to have more humility and compassion towards those less fortunate. I don't want any hard feelings towards anybody, so I'm going to be the bigger man and apologize.


    Parallax, I'm sorry that you were wrong.


    I hope you will man up and accept my apology so that we can put all of those ugly incidents behind us.

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  53. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontApril 28, 2014 at 11:07 PM

    I gotta say Parallax is right. You bring a lot of great stuff to this place. You truely are the #2 draw. And it is appreciated. Now, not to be a dick to Paul but after a QOTD about shit, could you take over the QOTD threads too?

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  54. Great stuff.

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  55. The QOTD isnt my thing, really.


    But I think i am going to start a quick BoD Saturday Night in the actual Saturday Night Thread

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  56. Oh that will be hard to scroll down to.

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  57. I'd put it in the body of the post

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  58. Oh good, always do them in the body. Even if you have to edit it later.

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  59. Great job again Bayless, as Lax said, I'm enjoying it a little more than Raw itself.

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  60. I've been Zack Rydered. BURIED I TELL YOU!

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  61. Is it just me or is disqus eating posts? I've seen stuff from zanatude and parallax that I know was here a few minutes ago just disappear.

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  62. I need to join this fed. It's better booking than TNA most of the time.

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  63. Yeah, it's been having problems tonight.

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  64. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANApril 28, 2014 at 11:28 PM

    In the universe, I'm getting hit with a florescent light in front of 24 people.

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  65. Their is always room for more.

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  66. OK this was really funny Bayless, and frankly I think unstable is getting over big time. I'm a definite unstable fan and I want to get the t shirt.

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  67. Here is the theme song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJNCNrwi_g

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  68. Alright, sign me up. No BoD Nxt, though. Main roster or bust, baby.

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  69. Your BoD NXT name:


    Archie Stackhouse

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  70. Also thank goodness that the 1994 q45 came equipped with a CD player, however mine didn't have the cd changer so I could only play one at a time :( And I definitely got grief about that from rich kids... :(

    #BullyingHurtsMeToo
    #Victim
    #ButSeriouslyItWasntThatNice

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  71. I drove my mom's 1993 Plymouth Voyager in HS and that thing pounded base. It was funny. And my tape of Funk Flex Big Kap got stuck in there

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  72. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANApril 28, 2014 at 11:40 PM

    Hey, it pays for White Castle.

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  73. Lol. I has the funk master flex 60 minutes of funk tape that had shook ones remixed over wu tang ain't nothing to fuck with. I absolutely used to blare that album every day

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  74. Since you seem like a semi regular, you may have to job for a few months.

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  75. This one had this song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJNCNrwi_g

    And this with Eminem

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VvfuAjRX7Q

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  76. Damn I totally remember that table dance song!

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  77. Mr Top 13 has to be doing a run in at the Extreme Rules Special Event.....

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  78. Lots of run-in's and segments on ER

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  79. Or BoD Saturday Night


    WHERE THE "B" TEAM PLAYS!

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  80. The Hoss is taking off in the BoD Universe.

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  81. This is fair. I demand to be entertaining in my jobbery. And don't promise my push and renege, or I'll.....get all huffy about it. Over here. On the internet. Over the imaginary e-fed. Archie Stackhouse will not be ignored.

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  82. You might have to start out parking cars and making Parallax smoothies but from that, you can get a gimmick of a goat farmer or a used car salesman

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  83. Hmmmm....such attractive choices. Any chance that Farva's evil urologist has already been introduced?

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  84. Your_Favourite_LoserApril 29, 2014 at 12:15 AM

    i call dibs on a group of us who are tired of whatever shit we get in life, and decide to form an un-stable

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  85. Your_Favourite_LoserApril 29, 2014 at 12:16 AM

    nxt dark matches, tryouts at that

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  86. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryApril 29, 2014 at 1:03 AM

    *sharpens skills down at BoD NXT*

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  87. Again, funny shit. Don't know how you come up with this but it's funny.

    The Jobber promo segment had me cackling out loud

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  88. I drove my sisters old white Mercury sable. It had bumper stickers if the Backstreet boys and Tori Amos on the bumper

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  89. I'm just gonna leave this here....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnJJ2fojawE

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  90. There's a joke somewhere about your screen name and this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5NuI6Ai-o

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  91. This was on the related links for the table dance song....so, semi-related to the thread.

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  92. Left on a table at BoD Mania, and now I'm taking on three guys at Extreme Rules? Unannounced!?! How can I prepare if I don't know who they are?

    You know, a lesser man would start to think that the GM doesn't like me very much...

    Why would you do that to me? What have I done? What could I have possibly done to deserve a 3-on-1 match at BoD Extreme Rules? I've been here for years, I've done my best to help people out, support people who I thought needed it. Hell, I even started defending Meltzer!

    And this is the thanks I get. I'll go 3-on-1. I may not like it, but I'll be ready. I'm always ready.

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  93. I see I wasn't booked for the show again.. or the PPV. I'm getting buried by the Authority.. Guess I didn't shake the right hands backstage.. I'm just "ryding" out my contract now...

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  94. How do you think I feel? Many people have confided in me, with tears in their eyes, that my Bret Hart jokes are their favourite to read and I still can't get on the show! I feel as under-appreciated as Bret himself did in 1987. And 88. And 89. And 90. And half of 91. And parts of 92. And most of 93. And some of 94. And all of 95. And 96. Obviously 97. And 98. And 99. And from what he remembers of 2000.

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  95. Im advocating for a Hart_Killer09 rocket pusb

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  96. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)April 29, 2014 at 6:51 AM

    *just waking up from the asskicking I took*

    FARVA! Is that all you got? I've had massages from little Asian women that were rougher that that! The NERVE of this reprobate!! I bring you into the fold, groom you, take you to AA meetings and this is the thanks I get?

    I'm gonna give you that sober dose of reality when I beat the cheap American beer outta you. When you wheel yourself into that next meeting and those drunks ask you what happened tell then through that wired-up jaw "It wasn't DUI...I pissed off Jef Vinson."

    As for you Parallax, you're off my buddy list, bitch.

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  97. LAYLA HAS UNPROTECTED SEX AND CAUGHT AN STD!!!

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  98. Needs more British representation in there.

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  99. Sounds like we need a BoD Euro title.

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  100. Well I'm not booked and that makes me sad Bayless.

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  101. Go get em Archie!

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  102. If you need someone who is a 70s throwback to the out of shape jobber who barely gets in any offense, use me :)

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  103. Didn't read this, or any of the previous ones, but... Maybe people here are taking themselves a bit TOO seriously? Talk about a sense of self importance and entitlement...

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  104. Hey, it's all in good fun.

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  105. Stranger in the AlpsApril 29, 2014 at 7:38 AM

    Brian, I like what you bring to the table. I also like that you leave nothing on the table. Except maybe for Teddy Belmont's pride.
    I applaud Kyle Fitta's victory, and I would like to shake your hand and wish you luck. *extends hand*

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  106. Jef Vinson (Homewreckers Inc™)April 29, 2014 at 7:46 AM

    Crowd "NO!!!!"

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  107. Stranger in the AlpsApril 29, 2014 at 7:51 AM

    To the crowd: "SHUT UP!!" *continues to extend the hand*

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  108. AverageJoeEverymanApril 29, 2014 at 8:03 AM

    You, Me, and Dennis Stamp. Never booked.

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  109. ... humor. Look into it. It'll improve your life.

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  110. What can brown do for you?

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  111. Stranger in the AlpsApril 29, 2014 at 8:35 AM

    Also, I want to take this opportunity to whore my weekly ECW review, usually posted on Friday. It's weekly because, frankly, that's all I have time for. Here's a sample below:
    http://www.rspwfaq.net/2014/04/ecw-hardcore-tv-episode-30-121393.html

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  112. Wait a minute...this isn't the review I was looking for!

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  113. Damn not even considered ;_;. Gotta work my way up

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  114. brawsome isn't here to enjoy the dedication?

    If you show up, here's something to listen to while you read. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBDF04fQKtQ

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  115. Your_Favourite_LoserApril 29, 2014 at 10:35 AM

    " I also like that you leave nothing on the table."


    MONEY


    he's talking about leaving money on the table

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  116. Think I'm changing my theme music to this. At least for now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7f3ssuEjA

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  117. We will get you a Dennis Scott jersey too

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  118. Actually, I'd prefer Nick Anderson

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  119. Would you settle for Terry Catledge?

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  120. This should've been me winning the Writer's championship and taking it to P2B with me.

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  121. Read the disclaimer.

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  122. No! Only Nick Anderson or Stanley Roberts

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  123. Alright, Stanley Roberts it is!

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  124. And putting it in the trash

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