He seriously said he landed a job in radio where he would have gone head to head with Howard Stern before he quit to launch ECW. A guy who never worked a day in radio as a professional was going to get a job like that. Puh-lease
To get the full idea, you need to watch Hogan's version too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfaocLFMBbY
These both aired during the same episode of PrimeTime and it is so brilliant, showing how the same events are viewed differently. And you could buy both men's versions of events.
Explains why WrestleMania V had the biggest buyrate in history til Sting/Hogan.
How many people from here have actually posted over at NPP? I remember hearing that Fuj went over there for a while (maybe people were being sarcastic...).
With the right promotion in the New York market, he could have done well. Beating Stern? Get the fuck out of here, never happen. But he could have probably killed Imus.
I mean, I hope he literally would have killed Imus. That guy bugs me.
I've never once been there. I know it's dominated by dougie, and that BuckDiddy and Mr. Satan are regulars. No idea who else. Think jobber once said there are like 5-6 posters and that's it
EM, I like the sheer chaos of it, but I'm burnt out now I can't see myself heading up an ER for more than a year or two, maybe if I can find a tiny shithole city or something, Indianapolis is a bit too much.
Frankly, now that I'm at the end of nine years of schooling, I don't even really want to do this anymore lol. Pizza delivery or something sounds fucking wonderful.
Did anybody else notice during the Warrior special last night (which was great btw) that when Warrior was in HHHs office, the Royal Rumble poster on the wall had a post it over CM Punks face. Interesting.
Sort of the goof right? I don't know anyone from school that wasn't basically addicted to those for a string of years, I don't know how the hell the Mormon guys do it.
@ "goofing around" question so I assume you would be cool with several guys doing the "racist"-gimmick as well? (essentially instead of "women are not to be taken seriously" > "blacks are not to be taken seriously")
Farva, off topic. Did you watch the Warrior special last night? Because Vince Mcmahons lips looked a little blue. Makes me a little worried about him since that can mean a heart attack is coming.
As long as nobody takes this stuff too seriously, it really shouldn't be that big of a deal. Sometimes we go a bit too far, but I don't think anyone here has ever been maliciously misogynist or racist.
Bayless, parallax and magoonie (good looking out dude, dougie is so full of shit) post there. I check it once a week or so because its dead as hell just for the goof. I've never posted there because its just a BoD troll inside joke circle jerk and it would be pointless. Scotsman is pretty funny but otherwise that thread is garbage.
Yeah, I have an easier time believing Heyman as an on-screen character than I do when he's doing anything else. Doesn't lessen my enjoyment of him in any way, as long as I don't let him sell me on anything.
Totally. I think there are more posts in the last few months from you guys pissing on the thread than "legit" npp posts. You may have basically killed the thread.
Naw, didn't see it. Good old cyanosis. Lets hope he was was just cold or filming it at a high altitude...the alternative is more serious. I'm with Vinson, I'm convinced Vince is gonna live forever
Yeah nobody is directly competing with the WWE (and be a real threat) in our lifetime. But it would be nice to have a solid #2 promotion that is entertaining to watch every week.
Exactly. Bring them in to fill out the division and take on a gatekeeper type of role. They're both great workers with solid promo/character chops. Where the downside?
It would take someone like the Murdochs backing a fed and either YEARS of slow growth or them just stealing all the wwe guys by having so much money. Don't really see either one happening
I would love it if WWE had a show only on The Network that lived in its own little universe, took guys they don't really use and just give them new/crazy gimmicks.
No problem man, I just thought it was ridiculous how Dougie warped that whole conversation. Caliber posted over there a bit and somebody else from here posts there, not sure who it is, the one with the girl in just a shirt as the avatar.
Dude thats the story on 411 where I read that comment, and that wasn't even in the top 20 stupidest things said. I've never seen so many TNA fans in one place, and I went to bound for glory 2013.
If you want to talk to me about that thing you asked me about at the RAW thread you can ask here somewhere or Facebook message me if you don't want the entire peanut gallery chiming in.
I wouldn't say they're massive over here, they are on free TV, but on a little-watched channel that mostly shows old gameshows. They do always seem to sell out when they come here though, so that's something.
If you have a chance check it out, it's a really good documentary. I also would like to get your opinion on Vince's blue lips. They weren't really blue but just enough to notice and make me wonder. After I noticed it during his talking head parts, I tried to check out how his lips looked when they showed him during Mania weekend. I couldn't get a good look but I think they were slightly blue then too. Just hope somebody notices and Vince sees a doctor or eats the souls of babies to replenish his life force.
This is where you drop the jobber: "but he saves the screen shot so he can show the next female in distress he sees and get laid." That's a personal favorite
They don't bother me either, I only really liked one or two and caps lock man turned into an annoying douche. I just don't get why people keep trying to do a gimmick when the majority of the time it just flops and doesn't work.
By the way Para, this is the situation I need advice on, thanks in advance for any advice you can give. I think I've told you a bit about the girl I'm kinda seeing. She's pretty cool. We've been taking it pretty slow, just having fun without defining anything. She had just gotten out of a serious four year relationship where the guy was cheating on her big time. I have been there so I understood why she didn't want to jump into anything serious right away. I've been playing it cool and letting whatever happens happen (but I haven't been at her beck and call either). We've been talking a bit about things becoming more serious but nothing definite.
So Sunday she invites me over. I go over there and she's not there but her roommate is and she invites me in. I text her and she tells me she had to get something for her dad and she'll be there in a half hour and told me just to hang. So I sit down and watch Simpsons or Family Guy with the roommate. We are casually talking, she asks me for if I want a drink, when she brings it to me she sits next to me on the couch. I think nothing of it.
Then she laughs and her hand lands on my leg and stays there. I wonder if something's up but I just think no way. Then during a commercial she tells me how I'm a great guy, how she needs a good guy like me in her life. She then leans in and kisses me. I kiss back for maybe a second then I pull away. I tell her she's a great girl and I would like to do this but I can't do that to Tina.
I'm about to say something else when Tina bursts out of her room (which is connected to the living room). I jump up about to explain nothing happened and explain the situation when she gives me a big hug and starts talking a mile a minute. Saying I passed and she knew I would and how great of a guy I was and even saying she's not happy I said I would like to do it but that's ok.
That's when it hit me what this all was. She's still talking and all happy and it must have shown on my face I didn't like this as when I looked back at her roommate her face dropped and she just mouthed sorry. Then Tina stopped talking and I just got my keys out of my pocket and said "I don't need this". She started following me saying it was ok because I did good and I just said "I don't need to play these high school games" and told her I would call her later.
She actually started crying a little saying she was sorry and just needed to know after what happened to her in the past. I left and just said I need to think. She texted and called me a couple times that night but I ignored them. Ive talked to her a few times nice then but I keep telling her I'm "busy" when she wants to meet up.
So, what should I do? I know this was her way of making sure I wouldn't cheat on her if we made this serious. I also get she got burned in her last relationship and has trust issues. But I HATE the fact she tested me like that and went that far to see if she could trust me. I'm also worried this might just be the beginning with her questioning where I am or if I go out with some friends.
So I don't know, I keep going back and forth on this. Thank you in advance for any advice you give me.
Dude, the *crazy* bells should be going off it ur head. If you guys aernt even serious and she's that paranoid, imagine how bad it would be if you guys ever get monogamous/serious. Real trust issues it seems
Sometimes, the crazy is worth it, because it makes the relationship more interesting.
In this case, the crazy is symptomatic of much larger issues, and will only become worse as time goes on. If she pulls this shit before you start dating, I can almost guarantee you'll be defending a good chunk of what you do (texts, chats, hanging out with people).
I really don't think it's worth it.
Jesus, that sounds like the plot out of a fucking sitcom. Take the Wyatt family's advice. Run.
Wow. You told me you needed something more than "dump the bitch" so I am unsure what to say... but that is more than just bring insecure from a past relationship that is a sign of a severe emotional problem and issues with boundaries and appropriate behavior. She is never going to trust you no matter what you do to prove you deserve it and she is going to get worse and worse. I think you kind of already know what the right thing to do is judging by your reaction. You can fuck her for a while until you find something else, but I would avoid getting emotionally involved with her because imo it is only going to end badly for you.
DO NOT SLEEP WITH HER! I can not stress this enough. Even as just a "well, I got nothing better to do" event. Nothing good can come of it, as I imagine this is the type of girl that you can not trust to take the rejection well.
LOL. I was just about to write that. I assumed he did already but if you havent...DO NOT. There is no situation that you could then break up with her that she wouldn't kill yoh
When Daniels wants to hang it up, one would think he'd be a great trainer (or heck, even a broadcaster, now that he finally developed a personality after 15 years).
The funny thing about these pre-WM5 interviews is, Savage wouldn't sound out of place as a vengeful babyface. Notice they had to eventually have him say he didn't need Liz or the Pukamaniacs to really hammer home his status.
Like I said in an earlier thread, he's probably not lying but he's not exactly telling the whole truth either.
Any person on morning radio in the tri-state area, from Scott Shannon to Burt Whatever on Spanish AM can technically say they're "going head to head with Stern."
Whether or not Howie knows they're going head to head is a completely different story.
He was pretty awesome when he first started here in what, January or Feb of last year? Then he started to actually post seriously and like you said, became a jerk. He got banned a few times and came back.
Howard couldn't kill Imus, and despite his best efforts neither could Reverend Al.
I'm not sure who would want to listen to him but the story has always been that while he doesn't pull huge ratings the demo he does pull is flush with cash and spends a lot on his sponsors. That's the same reason they air his radio show on television (or used to anyway when he was with NBC before the nappy headed ho affair, I'm not sure if he's still on anymore, my radio obsession took a major hit when I moved out of the tri-state)
I really think Triple H is doing a great job in his role. He has every right to cover up CM Punks face. That special showed Triple H is a whole new light, the dude is repairing bridges that were burned years ago. The Warrior thing was a beautiful send off and wouldn't have happened without Triple H.
For all of Vince's "steroids don't kill anyone" bullshit I'd be floored to learn that he doesn't have an entire team of cardio specialists checking him out around the clock making sure there's no damage from his past drug use.
Ok...I have thought more about this. You need to go back to that apartment and say "I need to talk to you" When she goes to talk you say "not you" :turning to the roommate: "you". Then go on and on about how you can't stop thinking about her since the kiss. If any of this works bang her for a while till you get bored..after all she is as unbalanced as the other for going along with it.
So just to avoid work for awhile I wanted to play devils advocate. Was this completely out of the blue or should you have seen this coming in retrospect? Because it is conceivable that some one could fuck up one time and make a huge mistake. I know as a person I wouldn't want to be judged in the light of my worst moments. So maybe she just got burned so bad she came up with this crazy idea and regrets it. My gut says she's crazy but I think that you should now probably be able to look.back and see if you just missed the warning signs. If you really don't see anything else too crazy in hindsight than maybe you could consider proceeding very carefully.
Yep, and of course, kayfabe wise, the Rock and Austin were 2 of the biggest a-holes in wrestling history too. So that really is the case, very strange.
I think he's simulcast on fox business or something like that. I remember when Jim Norton went on his show last year o&a were watching it on TV. I used to like his show quite bit when I was in high school but haven't listened much since then.
Well said. He makes it sound like he was "the guy" that would be competing with Stern. While probably not the entire truth he probably did have a small radio gig lined up that may have algae a time slot that coincided with Sterns
I knew I remembered him still having a TV show from somewhere, that's gotta be it. I could never get into Don for some reason, I think the cheesy characters and boring political talk turned me off, I moved into the area in my very early 20's so it was all about Howard until O&A came to WNEW, after that I mainly listened to them.
But I'm a weird one, I'll listen to anything, for years I volunteered to work graveyard in Seattle because I could pull in weird AM radio stations out of like SLC and Helena Montana that would air old radio shows like The Shadow and stuff. I could give or take TV but I cannot under any circumstances live without dumb radio.
This is a bit of a non sequitor, but...While Russo had his problems, he at least gave EVERYONE something to do. I don't know why they've never gone back to that idea. you literally have eight half hour blocks between Raw and Smackdown and the mid/lower card can't have stories?
Just to juxtapose something. here's eight half hours which between them have a few hundred characters all doing something.
1 hour - Game of Thrones 1 hour - Arrow .5 Community .5 Parks and Rec .5 Bob's Burgers .5 Archer .5 Venture Brothers .5 metalocalypse
I love the fact that with over 6 plus hours of Live TV a week and a 24/7 Network they still couldn't be bothered to have Fandango and Summer Rae split on screen.
Let's pretend like I never said that 20k thing. . These are all figures Heyman stated on Austins podcast. He said he was interviewed for a top level postiion with them and these were basically their financials. Whether we below Heyman is another question. ..
Yeah, I'm thinking that's the right way to handle this. I guess I just needed a sounding board and somebody to confirm my own thoughts. I don't even think I'm going to keep screwing around with her just in case. Also she's nice enough and I don't want to mess with her like that. Thanks man.
I didnt get a particular crazy vibe from her until this incident but this whole situation is enough crazy drama for me honestly. I'm just gonna walk away. Thanks.
WAY past that point, we've been sleeping together for the past few months. Just not getting serious enough to call it a relathionship. But yeah, I think the days of sleeping with her are over which is a damn shame.
Yeah this whole thing has made the alarm bells go off although I haven't seen any other signs of crazy in the past. I get the trust issues, hell I have some myself, but this was just too much for me.
That's a big reason that I was going back and forth as I haven't seen any other warning signs of crazy. It's just this seems too much. Like I dunno if this insecurity and not trusting me is going to go even farther as the relathionship progresses. I will say while she does seem sorry about what happened one thing that's bothering me is she seems to be taking me going limited contact really hard. Last night she was on the phone bawling about this. This hasn't been a year(s) long relathionship but a few months of screwing around.
I don't think she's batshit crazy like others have said. I've been around that and I know what it looks like. This seems like she is insecure and has serious trust issues. It's just, I don't think I want to deal with those trust issues.
Promos of this style are needed in the WWE. In roughly 7 minutes Hogan and Savage put their spin on their actions/reactions and it all makes sense. Its too bad WM V was at Trump Plaza because in front of a wrestling crowd, the heat for this match would be off the charts.
I was just gonna write that about trump plaza. We had 4 there, and I wish they did 5 in another place just for a different look. Christ, they used the same ramp and banners just with the I of IV removed lol
This is so good would should have all been rooting for Macho as he is clearly the face if this is all you saw.
ReplyDeleteThe WWE has never really changed with regards to booking faces as huge dicks. Right, Cena?
ReplyDeleteHe seriously said he landed a job in radio where he would have gone head to head with Howard Stern before he quit to launch ECW. A guy who never worked a day in radio as a professional was going to get a job like that. Puh-lease
ReplyDelete"Paul never wanted to lie to the fans. He would lie to the boys in the back. But not to the fans."
ReplyDeleteParaphrased from Tommy Dreamer in the Rise and Fall of ECW doc.
Shame, well I'm done with residency now and taking six months off so I should have plenty of time to "ruin everyone's fun" as Scott said (LOL)
ReplyDeleteYea. The had such a loyal fanbase, with any kind of distribution and financing they would have lasted at least a few more years, if not more
ReplyDeleteMan, I would have listened to that show every day!
ReplyDeleteTwo words for Layla. Dat. Ass.
ReplyDeleteSnark on snark violence.
ReplyDelete*I blame much of that on Disqus though. With other commenting systems it's easier to skip past side discussions.
ReplyDeleteTo get the full idea, you need to watch Hogan's version too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfaocLFMBbY
ReplyDeleteThese both aired during the same episode of PrimeTime and it is so brilliant, showing how the same events are viewed differently. And you could buy both men's versions of events.
Explains why WrestleMania V had the biggest buyrate in history til Sting/Hogan.
What kind of resident? I'm a "fake" Dr. Usf med
ReplyDeleteHow many people from here have actually posted over at NPP? I remember hearing that Fuj went over there for a while (maybe people were being sarcastic...).
ReplyDeleteI've never bothered looking.
Sometimes the side discussions are much more fun. Depends on how I feel that day, really.
ReplyDeleteI could see him actually being pretty awesome on radio.
ReplyDeletethere's someone doing a "feminist"-gimmick on this blog?
ReplyDeleteSmoking hot imo
ReplyDeleteWith the right promotion in the New York market, he could have done well. Beating Stern? Get the fuck out of here, never happen. But he could have probably killed Imus.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I hope he literally would have killed Imus. That guy bugs me.
Fair enough sir, fair enough.
ReplyDeleteI've never once been there. I know it's dominated by dougie, and that BuckDiddy and Mr. Satan are regulars. No idea who else. Think jobber once said there are like 5-6 posters and that's it
ReplyDeleteEM, I like the sheer chaos of it, but I'm burnt out now I can't see myself heading up an ER for more than a year or two, maybe if I can find a tiny shithole city or something, Indianapolis is a bit too much.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, now that I'm at the end of nine years of schooling, I don't even really want to do this anymore lol. Pizza delivery or something sounds fucking wonderful.
Shough10 or something like that. He was a pretty good poster re: wrestling but he would really work the feminist thing hard at times... at the BoD
ReplyDeleteBeen there man. Thank God for adderall XR 30s
ReplyDeleteDid anybody else notice during the Warrior special last night (which was great btw) that when Warrior was in HHHs office, the Royal Rumble poster on the wall had a post it over CM Punks face. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteSort of the goof right? I don't know anyone from school that wasn't basically addicted to those for a string of years, I don't know how the hell the Mormon guys do it.
ReplyDeleteAnd people question why I walked out. They are bigger babies than I am.
ReplyDeletethat's pretty weird, too.
ReplyDelete@ "goofing around" question
so I assume you would be cool with several guys doing the
"racist"-gimmick as well? (essentially instead of "women are not to be taken seriously" > "blacks are not to be taken seriously")
Triple H lives the gimmick!
ReplyDeleteThanks for that. I added it to the post
ReplyDeleteYes. I have made numerous racial jokes to Vinson and Devin Harris and the world hasn't ended.
ReplyDeleteFarva, off topic. Did you watch the Warrior special last night? Because Vince Mcmahons lips looked a little blue. Makes me a little worried about him since that can mean a heart attack is coming.
ReplyDeleteAs long as nobody takes this stuff too seriously, it really shouldn't be that big of a deal. Sometimes we go a bit too far, but I don't think anyone here has ever been maliciously misogynist or racist.
ReplyDeleteYea, im not a huge fan, although I haven't really listened in like a year. He must have a huge fan base though
ReplyDeleteShe always reminds me of Beth Behrs from 2 Broke Girls.
ReplyDeleteMy dad used to love listening to Imus. But once I got old enough to start paying attention to talk radio, the guy just bored me to tears.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I never liked a lot of Stern's stuff either, but he's more bearable than a lot of other radio guys.
I'd love to see Saturday Morning Slam come back. There was some great comedy wrestling on there.
ReplyDeleteI like him on air but talking about behind the scenes, he is full of shit
ReplyDeleteBayless, parallax and magoonie (good looking out dude, dougie is so full of shit) post there. I check it once a week or so because its dead as hell just for the goof. I've never posted there because its just a BoD troll inside joke circle jerk and it would be pointless. Scotsman is pretty funny but otherwise that thread is garbage.
ReplyDeleteStern would have crushed him
ReplyDeleteYeah, I have an easier time believing Heyman as an on-screen character than I do when he's doing anything else. Doesn't lessen my enjoyment of him in any way, as long as I don't let him sell me on anything.
ReplyDeleteI've made about 20 posts there... mostly mocking them. Fuj posts their regularly... but the thread where they make fun of us has died significantly.
ReplyDeleteBeat me to it, Id mark the fuck out for it
ReplyDeleteTotally. I think there are more posts in the last few months from you guys pissing on the thread than "legit" npp posts. You may have basically killed the thread.
ReplyDeleteNaw, didn't see it. Good old cyanosis. Lets hope he was was just cold or filming it at a high altitude...the alternative is more serious. I'm with Vinson, I'm convinced Vince is gonna live forever
ReplyDeleteYet they get tons of free publicity here as they are mentioned at least 3-4 times each and every day.
ReplyDeleteThey spend more time mocking each other than anything. It is difficult to follow without nested comments as well.
ReplyDeleteMe either but if he is "shooting" then I don't care about it.
ReplyDeleteLove him as a character
'500 Lays Of Summer'.
ReplyDeleteYeah nobody is directly competing with the WWE (and be a real threat) in our lifetime. But it would be nice to have a solid #2 promotion that is entertaining to watch every week.
ReplyDeleteReal competition only in 50 years.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Bring them in to fill out the division and take on a gatekeeper type of role. They're both great workers with solid promo/character chops. Where the downside?
ReplyDeleteIt would take someone like the Murdochs backing a fed and either YEARS of slow growth or them just stealing all the wwe guys by having so much money. Don't really see either one happening
ReplyDeleteI would love it if WWE had a show only on The Network that lived in its own little universe, took guys they don't really use and just give them new/crazy gimmicks.
ReplyDelete...go down the drain.
ReplyDeleteFinish the sentence next time.
I haven't seen him mention you in a while. Do you have proof and stats to back up your twice a week statement?
ReplyDeleteI can't see TNA spending $7 million much less losing that much. Panda would have to be shifting money were that the case.
ReplyDeleteNo problem man, I just thought it was ridiculous how Dougie warped that whole conversation. Caliber posted over there a bit and somebody else from here posts there, not sure who it is, the one with the girl in just a shirt as the avatar.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey're massive in the UK, as they're on free TV and WWE runs on Sky Sports.
ReplyDeleteDude thats the story on 411 where I read that comment, and that wasn't even in the top 20 stupidest things said. I've never seen so many TNA fans in one place, and I went to bound for glory 2013.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I check it out about once a week and the thread just doesn't have the gusto it once had.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to talk to me about that thing you asked me about at the RAW thread you can ask here somewhere or Facebook message me if you don't want the entire peanut gallery chiming in.
ReplyDeleteI'm about to "invade" all of AJs holes, if ya know what I'm saying
ReplyDelete"I've never seen so many TNA fans in one place, and I went to bound for glory 2013."
ReplyDeleteMy favorite comment of the day so far
Now if only there were some platform, perhaps digital where WWE could run any crazy shit they felt like running. One day, one day...
ReplyDeleteSavage is my pick for GOAT. I love watching old promos of his
ReplyDeleteWith friends like Hogan who needs enemies.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say they're massive over here, they are on free TV, but on a little-watched channel that mostly shows old gameshows. They do always seem to sell out when they come here though, so that's something.
ReplyDeleteI like the one where Bryan did an airplane spin for like a solid 2 minutes on... I forget who.
ReplyDeleteFarva is that you?
ReplyDeleteYes. FatKevinSteen didn't get over so this is his new thing
ReplyDeleteMaybe I've been a smark for too long, but I was nodding along with Savage's promo.
ReplyDeleteIf you have a chance check it out, it's a really good documentary. I also would like to get your opinion on Vince's blue lips. They weren't really blue but just enough to notice and make me wonder. After I noticed it during his talking head parts, I tried to check out how his lips looked when they showed him during Mania weekend. I couldn't get a good look but I think they were slightly blue then too. Just hope somebody notices and Vince sees a doctor or eats the souls of babies to replenish his life force.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the same thing.
ReplyDeleteWhy does everybody have to do the gimmick thing. It worked like once or twice.
ReplyDeleteIt was on Tyson Kidd.
ReplyDeleteYou kind of answered your own question there
ReplyDeleteI wish I knew more about this card game so no could mock it
ReplyDeleteThanks. That cracked me up at the time
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but laughing sting cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteMe too. I think it's the picture.
ReplyDeletenone of them bother me, but I don't find them funny either... though I thought the Fake Dave Meltzer one was stupid
ReplyDeleteThis is where you drop the jobber: "but he saves the screen shot so he can show the next female in distress he sees and get laid." That's a personal favorite
ReplyDeleteThey don't bother me either, I only really liked one or two and caps lock man turned into an annoying douche. I just don't get why people keep trying to do a gimmick when the majority of the time it just flops and doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't anyone want the peanut gallery chipping in? That's just insane!
ReplyDeleteYeah CAPS really jumped the shark and turned into a colossal asshole... the rest are whatever.
ReplyDeleteThere's a lot to mock about the game, but it's still fun if you have the right group of people to play with.
ReplyDeleteGood for some bad 1 off jokes here and there. I love the avatar
ReplyDeleteThere's also the time when he rolled up into a ball and got rolled around for a minute or so.
ReplyDeleteAlso the stuff on commentary about wrestling bears.
My opinion. If the pink stinks, try not to think, and then wash your dick in the sink.
ReplyDeleteI'll check not out of I watch the doc. He's surrounded by doctors tons so I'd assume he stays on top of his shit, but who knows
ReplyDeleteIMO if a joke is funny and context appropriate go for it.
ReplyDeleteBy the way Para, this is the situation I need advice on, thanks in advance for any advice you can give. I think I've told you a bit about the girl I'm kinda seeing. She's pretty cool. We've been taking it pretty slow, just having fun without defining anything. She had just gotten out of a serious four year relationship where the guy was cheating on her big time. I have been there so I understood why she didn't want to jump into anything serious right away. I've been playing it cool and letting whatever happens happen (but I haven't been at her beck and call either). We've been talking a bit about things becoming more serious but nothing definite.
ReplyDeleteSo Sunday she invites me over. I go over there and she's not there but her roommate is and she invites me in. I text her and she tells me she had to get something for her dad and she'll be there in a half hour and told me just to hang. So I sit down and watch Simpsons or Family Guy with the roommate. We are casually talking, she asks me for if I want a drink, when she brings it to me she sits next to me on the couch. I think nothing of it.
Then she laughs and her hand lands on my leg and stays there. I wonder if something's up but I just think no way. Then during a commercial she tells me how I'm a great guy, how she needs a good guy like me in her life. She then leans in and kisses me. I kiss back for maybe a second then I pull away. I tell her she's a great girl and I would like to do this but I can't do that to Tina.
I'm about to say something else when Tina bursts out of her room (which is connected to the living room). I jump up about to explain nothing happened and explain the situation when she gives me a big hug and starts talking a mile a minute. Saying I passed and she knew I would and how great of a guy I was and even saying she's not happy I said I would like to do it but that's ok.
That's when it hit me what this all was. She's still talking and all happy and it must have shown on my face I didn't like this as when I looked back at her roommate her face dropped and she just mouthed sorry. Then Tina stopped talking and I just got my keys out of my pocket and said "I don't need this". She started following me saying it was ok because I did good and I just said "I don't need to play these high school games" and told her I would call her later.
She actually started crying a little saying she was sorry and just needed to know after what happened to her in the past. I left and just said I need to think. She texted and called me a couple times that night but I ignored them. Ive talked to her a few times nice then but I keep telling her I'm "busy" when she wants to meet up.
So, what should I do? I know this was her way of making sure I wouldn't cheat on her if we made this serious. I also get she got burned in her last relationship and has trust issues. But I HATE the fact she tested me like that and went that far to see if she could trust me. I'm also worried this might just be the beginning with her questioning where I am or if I go out with some friends.
So I don't know, I keep going back and forth on this. Thank you in advance for any advice you give me.
And if you're on a phone using Mobile disqus forget about it.
ReplyDeleteI had forgotten how insane the promos in the 80s were. Did the wrestlers coke up for hours and then cut them? Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteDude, the *crazy* bells should be going off it ur head. If you guys aernt even serious and she's that paranoid, imagine how bad it would be if you guys ever get monogamous/serious. Real trust issues it seems
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Off the cuff crazy is bad enough. Pre meditated crazy is a whole other level. Like she might try and kill you shit
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ReplyDeleteSometimes, the crazy is worth it, because it makes the relationship more interesting.
In this case, the crazy is symptomatic of much larger issues, and will only become worse as time goes on. If she pulls this shit before you start dating, I can almost guarantee you'll be defending a good chunk of what you do (texts, chats, hanging out with people).
I really don't think it's worth it.
Jesus, that sounds like the plot out of a fucking sitcom. Take the Wyatt family's advice. Run.
Bells are not loud enough in this instance. Gongs, shotguns, maybe one of those air raid horns from the 1950s.
ReplyDeleteWow. You told me you needed something more than "dump the bitch" so I am unsure what to say... but that is more than just bring insecure from a past relationship that is a sign of a severe emotional problem and issues with boundaries and appropriate behavior. She is never going to trust you no matter what you do to prove you deserve it and she is going to get worse and worse. I think you kind of already know what the right thing to do is judging by your reaction. You can fuck her for a while until you find something else, but I would avoid getting emotionally involved with her because imo it is only going to end badly for you.
ReplyDeleteDO NOT SLEEP WITH HER! I can not stress this enough. Even as just a "well, I got nothing better to do" event. Nothing good can come of it, as I imagine this is the type of girl that you can not trust to take the rejection well.
ReplyDeleteNot a good idea.
They have already been fucking for a while IIRC
ReplyDeleteLOL. I was just about to write that. I assumed he did already but if you havent...DO NOT. There is no situation that you could then break up with her that she wouldn't kill yoh
ReplyDelete...yes.
ReplyDeleteOK, well, then, don't do it again, I guess.
ReplyDeleteJeff Hardy's Inner Dialogue is still the champ. Laughing Sting is a solid #1 contender.
ReplyDeleteWhen Daniels wants to hang it up, one would think he'd be a great trainer (or heck, even a broadcaster, now that he finally developed a personality after 15 years).
ReplyDeleteDo remember that Heyman and the truth are, at best, uncomfortable fellow travelers. He took the old booker's advice too literally:
ReplyDelete"Tell Truth A and Truth B, so when you tell Lie C the people can use A and B to believe C, no matter how preposterous C may be."
DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Laughing Sting lol. The corny jokes and the exclamation mark after LOL just kills me.
ReplyDelete411Mania posters telling the truth? With any accuracy?
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The funny thing about these pre-WM5 interviews is, Savage wouldn't sound out of place as a vengeful babyface. Notice they had to eventually have him say he didn't need Liz or the Pukamaniacs to really hammer home his status.
ReplyDeleteI forget where I heard this one, but the story about Paul, Bubba Ray, and the Fed-Ex number still cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteThe commentators: " What's Derreck Bateman doing here, and who are these guys with him?!"
ReplyDeleteThanks Hogan.
ReplyDeleteGet some TV alerts going.
ReplyDeleteLike I said in an earlier thread, he's probably not lying but he's not exactly telling the whole truth either.
ReplyDeleteAny person on morning radio in the tri-state area, from Scott Shannon to Burt Whatever on Spanish AM can technically say they're "going head to head with Stern."
Whether or not Howie knows they're going head to head is a completely different story.
classic stuff
ReplyDeleteHe was pretty awesome when he first started here in what, January or Feb of last year? Then he started to actually post seriously and like you said, became a jerk. He got banned a few times and came back.
ReplyDeleteI fully support this gimmick, just needs a little more waaaaaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteTrust me, if I don't get breastfeeding fed on time, you'll hear lots of waaaaaahs
ReplyDeleteHoward couldn't kill Imus, and despite his best efforts neither could Reverend Al.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure who would want to listen to him but the story has always been that while he doesn't pull huge ratings the demo he does pull is flush with cash and spends a lot on his sponsors. That's the same reason they air his radio show on television (or used to anyway when he was with NBC before the nappy headed ho affair, I'm not sure if he's still on anymore, my radio obsession took a major hit when I moved out of the tri-state)
I really think Triple H is doing a great job in his role. He has every right to cover up CM Punks face. That special showed Triple H is a whole new light, the dude is repairing bridges that were burned years ago. The Warrior thing was a beautiful send off and wouldn't have happened without Triple H.
ReplyDeleteThe story would have been better if the girl started blowing you. YOU FAILED!
ReplyDeleteThis gimmick sucks
ReplyDeleteFor all of Vince's "steroids don't kill anyone" bullshit I'd be floored to learn that he doesn't have an entire team of cardio specialists checking him out around the clock making sure there's no damage from his past drug use.
ReplyDeleteOk...I have thought more about this. You need to go back to that apartment and say "I need to talk to you" When she goes to talk you say "not you" :turning to the roommate: "you". Then go on and on about how you can't stop thinking about her since the kiss. If any of this works bang her for a while till you get bored..after all she is as unbalanced as the other for going along with it.
ReplyDeleteProbably just a rib.
ReplyDeleteSo just to avoid work for awhile I wanted to play devils advocate. Was this completely out of the blue or should you have seen this coming in retrospect? Because it is conceivable that some one could fuck up one time and make a huge mistake. I know as a person I wouldn't want to be judged in the light of my worst moments. So maybe she just got burned so bad she came up with this crazy idea and regrets it. My gut says she's crazy but I think that you should now probably be able to look.back and see if you just missed the warning signs. If you really don't see anything else too crazy in hindsight than maybe you could consider proceeding very carefully.
ReplyDeleteYep, and of course, kayfabe wise, the Rock and Austin were 2 of the biggest a-holes in wrestling history too. So that really is the case, very strange.
ReplyDeleteI think he's simulcast on fox business or something like that. I remember when Jim Norton went on his show last year o&a were watching it on TV. I used to like his show quite bit when I was in high school but haven't listened much since then.
ReplyDeleteThe Luster!!
ReplyDeleteWell said. He makes it sound like he was "the guy" that would be competing with Stern. While probably not the entire truth he probably did have a small radio gig lined up that may have algae a time slot that coincided with Sterns
ReplyDeleteI knew I remembered him still having a TV show from somewhere, that's gotta be it. I could never get into Don for some reason, I think the cheesy characters and boring political talk turned me off, I moved into the area in my very early 20's so it was all about Howard until O&A came to WNEW, after that I mainly listened to them.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm a weird one, I'll listen to anything, for years I volunteered to work graveyard in Seattle because I could pull in weird AM radio stations out of like SLC and Helena Montana that would air old radio shows like The Shadow and stuff. I could give or take TV but I cannot under any circumstances live without dumb radio.
This is a bit of a non sequitor, but...While Russo had his problems, he at least gave EVERYONE something to do. I don't know why they've never gone back to that idea. you literally have eight half hour blocks between Raw and Smackdown and the mid/lower card can't have stories?
ReplyDeleteJust to juxtapose something. here's eight half hours which between them have a few hundred characters all doing something.
1 hour - Game of Thrones
1 hour - Arrow
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Two Beldings in one building, one of whom is balding?
ReplyDeleteZack! My office! Now!
Yea. I love laughing sting but Jeff Hardys Inner Dialogue is great
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. What if you WOULD have hooked up with the other girl?!
ReplyDeleteWould you no be penisless right now?
I love the fact that with over 6 plus hours of Live TV a week and a 24/7 Network they still couldn't be bothered to have Fandango and Summer Rae split on screen.
ReplyDelete$7 Million a month? That number makes your 20K Mania buys prediction look sane.
ReplyDeleteTNA is a mess and a money pit but it's nowhere near that bad.
HA. Try and do the mythical Seinfeld "roommate switch"
ReplyDeleteLet's pretend like I never said that 20k thing.
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These are all figures Heyman stated on Austins podcast. He said he was interviewed for a top level postiion with them and these were basically their financials. Whether we below Heyman is another question. ..
Yeah, I'm thinking that's the right way to handle this. I guess I just needed a sounding board and somebody to confirm my own thoughts. I don't even think I'm going to keep screwing around with her just in case. Also she's nice enough and I don't want to mess with her like that. Thanks man.
ReplyDeleteI didnt get a particular crazy vibe from her until this incident but this whole situation is enough crazy drama for me honestly. I'm just gonna walk away. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteWAY past that point, we've been sleeping together for the past few months. Just not getting serious enough to call it a relathionship. But yeah, I think the days of sleeping with her are over which is a damn shame.
ReplyDeleteYeah this whole thing has made the alarm bells go off although I haven't seen any other signs of crazy in the past. I get the trust issues, hell I have some myself, but this was just too much for me.
ReplyDeleteHey, they had to be socially active to make it look real.
ReplyDeleteSo I take it Chan is back?
ReplyDeleteSmackdown spoiler: Cole & JBL are so obnoxious they're actually ruining a midget match.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck does this even mean?
ReplyDeleteIt took me a full 6 hours to get what you were saying here
ReplyDeleteWhen Tara was his on screen woman she really should have been coming out to "Jesse's Girl"
ReplyDeleteThat's a big reason that I was going back and forth as I haven't seen any other warning signs of crazy. It's just this seems too much. Like I dunno if this insecurity and not trusting me is going to go even farther as the relathionship progresses. I will say while she does seem sorry about what happened one thing that's bothering me is she seems to be taking me going limited contact really hard. Last night she was on the phone bawling about this. This hasn't been a year(s) long relathionship but a few months of screwing around.
ReplyDeleteJeez, I don't even want to know what would have happened if I had taken the roommate up on her offer.
ReplyDeleteShe is crazy.
ReplyDeleteI work in mental health and to plan something like this means you should stay, far, far away.
I don't think she's batshit crazy like others have said. I've been around that and I know what it looks like. This seems like she is insecure and has serious trust issues. It's just, I don't think I want to deal with those trust issues.
ReplyDeletePromos of this style are needed in the WWE. In roughly 7 minutes Hogan and Savage put their spin on their actions/reactions and it all makes sense. Its too bad WM V was at Trump Plaza because in front of a wrestling crowd, the heat for this match would be off the charts.
ReplyDeleteI was just gonna write that about trump plaza. We had 4 there, and I wish they did 5 in another place just for a different look. Christ, they used the same ramp and banners just with the I of IV removed lol
ReplyDeleteThe way Savage intensely holds up his fingers to show the "1-2-3" is clear proof to me that he had lightning running through his veins.
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