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Batista vs. Sheamus is your main event tonight.

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  1. TJ (Already?): Out Of The Park Baseball '15 dropped today and I snapped up my copy with swiftness. Am I the only one nerdy enough to have done that, or even know what the game is? (pleasenopleasenopleasenopleaseno)

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  2. Muraco called John Studd a cripple too? Odd in that he was also a heel...

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  3. Is it a simulator?

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  4. Watching the Bruins tonight. Love playoff hockey

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  5. I've tried it but it just too in depth for me, takes way too long to play. My dream game is a cross between baseball mogul and ootp.

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  6. Why are the wasting Batista/sheamus on smackdown?

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  7. I dont think they see Sheamus as a top guy anymore

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  8. Happy holy friday to everyone.

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  9. You too my man

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  10. He is protected as anyone. He is still right below guys like Bryan and Cena.

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  11. I'm not religious but I wanted to make this post for the guys that are.Need cool down my head.

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  12. Tag team with Barett,done.

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  13. Mike you should put a link up to the article for the lazily impaired posters here.

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  14. Only real issue I have with Baseball Mogul is how badly screwed up the edit player is. OOTP is actually simpler and to the point in that regard, but yeah, its complex otherwise and it doesn't have that ridiculously cool catchers mode (which is 75% of the reason I play MLB The Show), so its a tradeoff of sorts. That and it seems like players get awesome way too fast.

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  15. He looks to be jobbing to Cesaro in the IC tournament. Since he came back, he has been more of an afterthought.

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  16. Happy indigenous people day to you sir

    #stopbraziliandams

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  17. Oh,you saw the news,it pisses me of what they're doing.

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  18. I did. It's linked in the third sentence where it says "The Us Movement."

    But you're right, I'll put a stand-alone link up also.

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  19. Ha, pretty neat of Triple H to work in the Evolution song lyrics into his promo lol.

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  20. When he wants to be the best he is!

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  21. Once you get the hang of it, editing players is pretty easy but there is a bit of a learning curve.

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  22. So Evolution is back.

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  23. Oh cool. Yeah it just didn't stand out as a link on my phone (so maybe it does on other stuff) but certainly worked.

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  24. Since they refuse to allow Dean Ambrose to actually do anything with the U.S. Title, i think it's time to take it off him. Being punished by the Authority into an unfair title defense sounds like as good a reason as any to do it.


    So who would you pick to take the strap off him?

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  25. Yeah, I noticed the same on my phone.

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  26. Cesaro unifying the IC and US titles.

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  27. To bad Bryan got married after Mania.

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  28. People will inevitably hate this, but I think Evolution needs to win at Extreme Rules. Assuming this is going to be a long feud, what good is there if the babyfaces don't experience trouble or pitfalls?

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  29. It gave him the ultimate week of a lifetime, too bad he gets saddled with Kane in an undercard feud as punishment now.

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  30. The game/King of kings or Line in the sand as the best Motorhead made HHH song.

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  31. Benoit title reign mode activate,soon the title will be back to Cena.

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  32. No problem with this at all. Heel HHH brings the goods, no reason to wrap this whole storyline up in a month.


    The next PPV is Payback so the angle writes itself.

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  33. You're right.

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  34. Just got in from dinner with my parents, watching the Yankees-Rays game. The Yanks have been great these last few days. I keep waiting for the train to derail.

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  35. Happy holy friday.

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  36. Ellsbury will be on the DL before June

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  37. ::C team handshake::

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  38. Same to you, sir. Got me out of work early today.

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  39. :C team handshake:

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  40. The Game by a mile for me

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  41. Well,I'm atheist but I'm wishing happy friday to everyone.

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  42. I wouldn't be surprised, given his history, but he's been hitting like a monster so far. Really loving the early-season energy everyone has right now.

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  43. Line in the sand to me.

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  44. As a Sox fan, he is brittle and doesnt like to play hurt

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  45. Well, then, good evening to you, sir.

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  46. The Midcard Express!

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  47. Big E jobs.

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  48. Today is the day where Jesus got Daniel Bryan'd from a few weeks back.

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  49. The Bruins/Red Wings has been a damn good game so far

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  50. Never! WE will defeat the Top 5'ers and take over the blog.The proletariat will rise.

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  51. Is Big E starting to show personality?

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  52. The new world order.

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  53. He's pretty funny on twitter,he can be Kurt Angle type of face.

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  54. Letting guys actually cut promos usually helps in this regard.

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  55. He's actually improving a lot too.

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  56. Good read. I definitely wanted to puke a little bit when I heard cena say that too. I think it will be really interesting to see if the fans take a side when we get the inevitable punk vs db feud. Obviously punk is gonna be working heel in that one. I absolutely loved cm punks heel work and he's my 2nd favorite heel ever after flair but the fans still cheered the shit out of him.

    However that was against cena for the most part. When punk went up against Jeff hardy back in the day, not only did punk get real heel heat he got Jeff Hardy even more over as a face. I don't know if the fans could get any more behind Bryan or if they would just split down the middle or if they would turn on Bryan to cheer cm punk but it will be a very interesting dynamic to watch play out.

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  57. My friend calls Sunday Zombie Jesus Day.

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  58. What if TAKA won the wwf title against HHH?

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  59. My gf is all about that belo Monte dam thing and had me wear some silly indigenous peoples day T-shirt. I've definitely heard all about that shit and its way fucked up. I wish america didn't have a gutless douche bag for president who would put some pressure on Brazil to stop that.

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  60. I had a Robot Chicken video to show you, can't link it here.

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  61. steven.ferrari@gmail.com

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  62. People in Rio are being kicked out of their houses to the world cup constructions,Now homeless they got in a abandoned building,they were kicked out,one of the guys was killed.

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  63. So nice to give us this match since they were considering this for the PPV.

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  64. If anyone is interested in what me thebraziliankid are talking about, and because its indigenous people day
    http://amazonwatch.org/work/belo-monte-dam

    This is a good read of something really fucked up happening in the amazon rain forest.

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  65. He would have lost it the next week or maybe even the next night on Smackdown.


    Either way, it would not have been the right move. Taka wasn't on that level period.

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  66. And the american government(sorry dudes) and European ones try to put their noses in it.

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  67. It's forgotten gem in HHH's career

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  68. Hey it's ok, we Americans can be stupid.

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  69. What the fuck was that?

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  70. Got my argument today about this,my parents are okay with this,they're in favor of military dictatorship,I'm trying to reason them out but they still believe in that bullshit.

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  71. WWE has done plenty of terrible finishes but this one felt...real? Did Alberto fuck up?

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  72. WE don't have a government that gives a rats ass about the environment. Obama is a complete wrestling gimmick. He's a corporate tool and has wiped his ass on any kind of environmental concerns even worse than Bush. Its disgraceful and why I refuse to waste my participating in our fake ass elections.

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  73. Some just feel that things should stay the way they are.

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  74. He probably just wants to get out of the midcard limbo for awhile.

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  75. I'm definitely in favor of the protest in Brazil(but no vandalism),the World cup and they Olympics are costing billions,people are being abused by cops(but I do agree that sometimes the cops are the good guys),the army is in caution mode,they are treating the people like enemies.

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  76. They got to stop playing this cigarette commercial and that texting while driving commercial.

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  77. TJ: So I'm generating this fictional baseball league in OOTP, and the first nickname that comes up for a fictional Boston team is, I swear to Arceus, THE BOSTON JACKASSES. I also get the Detroit Steal and the New York Donkeys.

    Oh man, too bad I have the names pre-picked otherwise that'd be awesome.

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  78. Okada's theme

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKI8cfEAooo

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  79. I'm not even a Red Sox/Bruins/Celtics hater (fuck the PAtriots though), but you gotta admit, thats a clear sign from above.

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  80. The protesters better not hear "Revolution" by Pennywise.

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  81. Screw you Dallas,you're brother is way cooler.

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  82. He's got the whole world in his hands.

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  83. Raven vs Bray Wyatt


    Classic feud or not.

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  84. How the hell did TNA do nothing with this guy? That attire ALONE should make him like a midcard title holder minimum!

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  85. My booking would be a lone Raven vs The Wyatts.

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  86. He was their to learn,it was a temporary state.

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  87. Heat machine.

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  88. Gotta love Heyman.

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  89. Oh fuck me. A Midget match? Is Smackdown now the C-Show since they're pushing Main Event so hard now?

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  90. I think he could make a Dr. Seuss book sound epic if he read one.

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  91. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkdmRwcIcgA Prince Devitt's theme now.

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  92. Yeah the pacify Rio thing is crazy too. That would be like having the Marines go take over Chicago or something.

    To me the belo Monte dam is even more outrageous. Not only will it destroy tons of rains forest and displace over 100k indigenous peoples but half of that energy is going to be used by mining companies.

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  93. This is too much.

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  94. I don't know what to do,I consider myself a central wing person,because both parties suck.

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  95. "When you stand next to Horton the Elephant......you can do whatever you damn well please."

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  96. Ha, everything that El Torito likes has a bull in them.

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  97. Fuck this match.

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  98. Paige you're so....


    ::Please stand by::

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  99. Divas, midgets, or both?

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  100. "You know what sets Thing One apart from Two, Three and Four? THEY'RE ALL WANNABES!"

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  101. Always thought WWE missed the boat on the goth girl. First not bringing in Daffney then wasting Katie Lea Burchill because they were pissed at not being able to do their incest angle.


    Looks like the 3rd times the charm.

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  102. Pasty white is the answer.

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  103. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rME44Q-Ln6Y Now the classic Saint Seiya.

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  104. They were planning an incest angle?

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  105. Well in America we don't even really have that choice. Its just two fake parties working the exact same angles. Over half our country doesn't even bother to vote because we literally hate them all so bad. I just think our shitty country gets exactly what it deserves but it also enrages me to see the environment get fucking destroyed and our government lay down like Barry Horowitz for the dudes doing it.

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  106. They can bring all of them to my house,I can take all three,I'm harcore.Dammit,I'm becoming a pervert.

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  107. It's tons of party,with religious,right wings...the goes on.

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  108. With Katie lea and Paul Burchill.

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  109. Yeah with Katie Lea and Paul. Actually I read somewhere that they were going to do a Vince and Stephanie angle too many years back.

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  110. Can be the same here.

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  111. Big E must have been hopped up on suger.

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  112. Devitt's NXT theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw6RD5S3e8o

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  113. Awesome tribute tune for Akuma

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  114. Isn't Paige also still the NXT Women's Champion? How will they get that title off her?

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  115. Muraco was never much of a target shooter.

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  116. This country is mostly ignorant about how it works and especially about politics.


    I'm not a huge Obama fan but Bush fucked up this country beyond belief and the recession he caused will take several years until it ends at minimum yet the right blames him for everything, including gas prices, which the president does not have a thing to do with.

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  117. Flair's offspring.

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  118. One of the Beautiful Peop........I mean BFF's will win it.

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  119. Yeah they absolutely missed the boat on Daffney. Decent worker, hot by any standard, easy to boo as a heel. Ditto Katie Lea.

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  120. Question: which Video Game or Anime character would you dress up for halloween?

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  121. Yeah, but then they made the switch to PG midway through and they just became a generic brother-sister tandem.

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  122. She has the CM Punk brand.

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  123. Red Mage from final Fantasy if I could ever find/afford the costume. Heck, just give me the hat and I'll be fine.

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  124. If I was in to the cosplay craze, maybe Auron from FFX

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  125. lmfao that would be a hilarious costume

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  126. You don't think it's strange to have an NXT competitor beat a main roster champion for a NXT title?


    Now if a main roster Diva came out and cost her the match and NXT title then that'll make a bit more sense.

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  127. Gonna catch all of the candy.

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  128. I think Big E was NXT Champ on the main roster when he lost the belt.

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  129. Light Yagami/Death note
    Leon/RE series
    Terry Bogard/King of fighters
    Ralf Jones/King of fighters

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  130. Auron is badass different from Tidus.

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  131. As was Seth Rollins.

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  132. He can do no wrong, that's how cool he is.

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  133. Nakamura's theme

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsjV_5BXsxQ

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  134. He should've been the protagonist like Barsch in XII,but they have to cast a effeminate boy as the main character,what's wrong Japan?You guys made Fist of the north star,the manliest thing ever made,stop with the Bishonens.

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  135. Best Mystique:Jennifer Lawrence or Rebbeca Romjin?

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  136. He then followed it up by saying they couldnt bend over and touch their toes. Muraco seemed to be trying to crack up Okerlund more than anything else

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  137. I always shake my head when the announcers bury their own product like they're doing with this midget match. Now don't get me wrong if it was up to me both of these guys would be given their walking papers ASAP but if it's so shitty, why book it in the first place?


    It's not like Cole & JBL are going off script here or it's a snide bowling shoe ugly comment either.

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  138. I'm also in the Tidus is whiny camp. Auron, whether in FF or KH is the real deal.

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  139. With this boring Smack down,I give you shibata vs Ishii

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASVEQ6VGkQA

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  140. I'm so embarrassed I thought Obama was a good guy in 2008. Total rube move by me. If nothing else it opened my eyes all the way. Our government is basically wrestling. Two fake sides kayfabing people. Oh well

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  141. The hardcores don't matter, they keep buying the damn games no matter how shitty the plot twists and the combat systems are.


    Now the 10 year olds, on the other hand, have to be perfectly catered to so they can grow up to be hardcores and complain about every damn thing while still buying our product, and hey, we'll throw em a bone like Bravely Default once in a while.


    .......Hmmm, this marketing strategy seems awfully familiar

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  142. Vince knows no one is watching or cares about SD.

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  143. Still remember when 3MB tried to preform at that bar.

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  144. Squall started this(although he's awesome in KH)


    Auron as the guest party member was great.

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  145. How are people able to imbed video now?

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  146. Click refresh, it goes away.

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  147. Giving Hornswoggle his release is a bad idea. Its not his fault his awful material is a thing, and also hes well-liked by everyone in the locker room, from all the interviews you read.

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  148. "This is my story, and you're not apart of it."

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  149. And the Briscoes are not in the WWE but this guys are.

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  150. Who would play Leprechaun in the new movies in Hornswoggle was gone?

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  151. Who said that?

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  152. 2.7 Million viewers last week and the legit number one show on cable. It ain't Monday Night Raw but those numbers are nothing to sneeze at.

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  153. I keep waiting for someone to dub Jim Ross over that texting commercial. Someone make this happen

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  154. ITS NOT THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON CABLE, THATS COMMUNITY BECAU-*machinegunned*

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  155. Minus five stars match.

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  156. His bullshit about ending the war pissed me off a lot. This war was a disaster from day one and he is going to keep it going. And yeah, nothing worse than a democrat or a republican having an argument because neither one have any clue that they are essentially being played.


    People actually think that cutting taxes while increasing military spending during a time when states had no money was a good idea.

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  157. It was the highpoint of the act

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  158. Your guitar is nowhere the level of Tanahashi's,midget.

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  159. Number one show on cable friday nights i should clarify. Community's season/series? finale on thursday night on NBC drew 2.87 Million viewers by comparison.

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  160. I was referring less to ratings and more to it being best as in entertaining, which is what every Community fan ever claims.


    I've barely watched the show, I just felt the need to riff on its fanbase for a sec.

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  161. English Muthafucker!

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  162. My dick is rising for you Lana.Dammit,I can't avoid,I'm becoming a pervert.

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  163. on that note, can you please tell me what jajajajajajajajajaja GRINGOS XDDDDDD means? I see a lot of Brazilians saying that all the time.

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  164. Laughing sounds,so as KKKKKKKK.

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  165. Okay, but Community's on NBC, not Cable. Random re-runs notwithstanding.

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  166. Stranger in the AlpsApril 18, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    So what have I bee watching exactly? Midget Reefer Madness?

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  167. "If you aren't familiar with my work, I take a specious premise about men in their underwear pretending to fight, and use more big words than necessary in the process. "

    Funniest thing I think I've ever seen you write. Good read by the way

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  168. Wade Barrett's so awesome. It's a travesty he never got a run with one of the world titles.

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  169. He had his shot in SS 2010.

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  170. Save the show Wade.

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  171. So Lana = Lita
    Alexander Rusev = Essa Rios


    How long before they split her off from this lug?

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  172. Barrett's beard looks like it grew double in size in a week.

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  173. And tag teams with Usos.

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  174. PRetty sure Rusev is talented. Hes not going to exhibit much of that, but I don't think hes the typical sandbag for a guy to carry.

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  175. You guys must have a time machine or something. Its only 6:11. Smackdown doesn't start for almost two hours

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  176. Body scissors me! Can't avoid.

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  177. Stranger in the AlpsApril 18, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    There is an EAST coast there, 2Pac

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  178. Dancing Negroes will job-Vince Mcmahon.

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  179. I'm now back in my home mountain time zone. Smackdown airs from 6-8 here as it always has.

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  180. "Mr. Overdraft" Jef VinsonApril 18, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    Ugh. Midget matches. I remember when Smackdown matches MEANT something.

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  181. Hey in all seriousness guys, can we avoid any spoilers in this thread for those of us in PST????? Have a little consideration for those of us on the left coast

    #jkIreadTheSpoilersDaysAgo

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  182. "Mr. Overdraft" Jef VinsonApril 18, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    TMI.

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  183. Essa Rios wasn't exactly chopped liver either.

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  184. Stranger in the AlpsApril 18, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    Like Crash Holly vs. Dean Malenko. Oh, wait...

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  185. Remember when 2009 had the new smackdown six.

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  186. Please don't spoil WrestleMania for me. I haven't watched it yet.

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