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Clash Countdown: #13

The SmarK Rant for WCW Clash of the Champions XIII: Thanksgiving Thunder!

I had of course originally done this one many years back, but it reads like dogshit now, so here’s a fresh version! This show originally aired November 1990.

Live from Jacksonville, FL

Your hosts are Jim Ross & Paul E. Dangerously.

The Fabulous Freebirds v. The Southern Boys

This was scheduled as a six-man with Eaton on the heel side and El Gigante on the face side, but apparently the Freebirds intercepted Gigante’s luggage and sent him back to Argentina. Michael Hayes even admits it, so the referee sends Eaton back to the dressing room to make it a tag team match. OK then. The Boys clear the ring with dropkicks and the Freebirds regroup a couple of times. Later: The Black Scorpion does some evil magic! So there’s that to look forward to. Smothers dodges Hayes on the apron, but gets sent into the railing as the Freebirds take over. Garvin goes up and gets slammed off, but the ref doesn’t see the tag and it’s BONZO GONZO with all sorts of anarchy going on. People are fighting without a tag, guys are going over the top rope, and finally Hayes DDTs Smothers for the pin at 4:47. Good, they were cheating anyway. *1/2 The inexplicable Freebirds push continues.

Sting is out for a quick promo with Tony, but before they can throw to commercial it’s THE BLACK SCORPION! Or at least his voice on the PA, complete with evil stock music. And that’s pretty evil, because he COULD be paying some composer royalties but chooses not to.

Buddy Landell v. Brian Pillman

Budro attacks and lays Pillman out with a kneedrop, but Pillman rolls him up for two. Small package gets two. Backslide gets two. Pillman clotheslines him to the ramp and hits him with Air Pillman, but Buddy manages to block a piledriver and send Pillman into the railing for his signature bump. They slug it out on the floor, but Pillman hits the post. He comes back with a rather dangerous springboard crossbody off the apron, and they head back in for an abdominal stretch while Heyman lies about Landell idolizing Flair and Pillman being trained by Flair. Pillman with another crossbody, but Buddy reverses to a backbreaker for two. Pillman comes back with a backdrop and they fight on top, where Pillman finishes with a high cross at 5:50. Man, this was ALL action. Buddy must have been snorting the good shit backstage. ***1/4

The Big Cat v. Brad Armstrong

Big Cat was Curtis Hughes before he figured out that a black guy in wrestling could make more money as a bodyguard. Brad Armstrong is currently the Candyman here, the dude who goes around…uh…giving candy to kids at ringside. Now, I’m not saying parents were being irresponsible, but if some sweaty dude in a speedo was trying to give my kid a candy cane, I’d politely decline. Hughes catches Brad with a trio of backbreakers and a slam for two. Poor Brad bumps around for him, but Hughes misses a charge. Brad comes back with a dropkick, but Hughes finishes with a Torture Rack at 4:30. This is apparently supposed to make us want to see Hughes challenge Lex Luger. *

Brian Lee v. Tom Zenk

Given that Lee looks of normal height here, I have no idea how anyone could buy him as Undertaker. Lee overpowers Zenk and then we get the most fucked-up move I’ve seen in forever, as Zenk tries a crossbody out of the corner and Lee totally forgot to hit his mark, standing in the corner and leaving Zenk hanging out to dry with an awkward splat on the mat. What the fuck, guys? Lee goes to the chinlock and they slug it out and can’t even get their shit together with simple hiptosses, so Zenk goes up and finishes quickly with a missile dropkick at 3:11 to end this disaster. I think they literally blew every spot in the match. DUD

Michael Wallstreet no longer wants to be called Mike Rotunda because he inherited a shitload of money and now has an assistant named Alexandra York who programs his matches out on a computer for him. What is he, DDP?

Michael Wallstreet v. The Star Blazer

Little known fact: Star Blazer is the brother of Blue Blazer. OK, I made that up. Blazer does OK for himself with a hiptoss and dropkick to start, and Wallstreet bails for more advice from York. That advice: Don’t get into a serious relationship with New Jack. Wallstreet catches Star Blazer with a necksnap and gets the abdominal stretch. Mr. Blazer comes back with a rollup for two and some slams, but Wallstreet rolls him into a Boston crab and finishes with the samoan drop at 4:12. Not exactly a smashing debut for the new character. ½*

And now, Gordon Solie with the WCW Top Tens!

Tag teams:

1. The Steiner Brothers

2. Flair & Anderson

3. The Nasty Boys

4. The Freebirds

5. Morton & Rich

6. The Southern Boys

7. The Master Blasters

8. Tim Horner & Brad Armstrong

9. Big Cat & Motor City Madman

10. The Juicer & El Gigante

World champions: Doom

Singles:

1. Stan Hansen

2. Sid Vicious

3. Lex Luger

4. Ric Flair

5. Arn Anderson

6. Terry Taylor

7. Brian Pillman

8. Michael Wallstreet

9. Tom Zenk

10. Bobby Eaton

Champion: Sting.

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Pat O’ Connor Memorial Tag Team Tournament, African Region Finals: Sgt. Krueger & Col. DeKlerk v. Kalua & The Botswana Beast

And who doesn’t enjoy some Kahlua now and then? The black guys are merely introduced from “Africa”, despite Botswana Beast having the country RIGHT IN HIS NAME. So yeah, Krueger is Ray “Apollo” Licachelli, who is best known as the lame babyface Doink the Clown that killed the gimmick, and DeKlerk is Ted “Rocco Rock” Petty. You can LITERALLY see the crowd getting up to go take a shit during this match as the white Africans beat on the black Africans before the Beast overpowers them. DeKlerk does a nice somersault off the top to evade the Beast and goes up again, but gets caught with a powerslam for two. Sgt. Doink comes in for the brawl and as usual, the white guys cheat the black guys and win at 4:49. It’s like a microcosm of apartheid played out before our eyes. On the bright side, Kalua makes a mean Paralyzer, I’ve heard. ½*

Lex Luger is out for a promo, but Big Cat has a problem with him. I’m sure Luger cares.

Lex Luger v. The Motor City Madman

There’s not really much info on the Madman out there, other than his name was Mike Moore and he was fucking terrible and didn’t last in the business much past this. Big Cat comes out for the distraction and STILL gets his ass kicked by Luger because he’s such a fuckup. JUST TAKE ALL MY MONEY NOW! After Luger gets a good warmup by beating on the Cat, Madman attacks and he’s still so useless that Luger is able to destroy him with elbows. Jim Ross gets his patented diplomacy in by noting that Madman is “not a traditionally proficient amateur-based wrestler”. So, like I said, he’s fucking terrible. Luger misses an elbowdrop and Madman makes his big move with a sideslam, which Lex cheerfully no-sells and then finishes with a clothesline at 2:33, looking like he gives zero fucks on this day. This was hilariously awful. But at least I was entertained by how bad it was. -*

The Nasty Boys v. The Renegade Warriors

Speaking of hilariously terrible, these guys. The Nasties double-team Mark Youngblood, but Chris comes in with a crossbody on Knobbs and the Warriors work the arm. Saggs comes in and tosses Chris over the top to take over while JR hypes the Meadowlands show on January 11 where the Nasties would apparently challenge the Steiners again. That’s random, although that ended up being the show where Flair regained the World title from Sting. The Nasties were of course long gone by then. Saggs with a shoulderbreaker, but the Steiners run in for the DQ at 5:00 out of nowhere. OK then. ½* That would be the swan song for the Nasties in WCW, I think.

The Night Stalker v. Sid Vicious

This of course is another legendary turd plopped out by WCW during this time. Night Stalker is a very young Bryan Clarke and holy god was he terrible. They mess up running the ropes and Sid jumps into a bearhug from Night Stalker, selling a hug like his lung are collapsing. Sid fights free and they slug it out in the corner, as Clarke has no clue what he’s doing here. They trade TERRIBLE punches and Night Stalker kind of works on the ribs, but now Big Cat joins us again, getting more airtime than Ric Flair and Sting combined. Sid beats him up yet again and Stalker charges with his giant axe, but luckily it misses and Sid is able to hit him with it for the pin at 3:35. If you HAD a giant axe and you WANTED to murder the guy with it, why not just do that? Pretty sure this won Worst Match of the Year in 1990. –*** With WCW typical logic, they fired Bryan Clarke and renewed the contract of the giant axe so that it could be recycled for Black Blood a few months later. 

The Freebirds continue celebrating, but the Southern Boys (including Smothers with Zubaz pants and a fanny pack, being the most pro wrestler that a pro wrestler could be) bring out El Gigante, who will apparently be on them like a duck on a junebug. So…is that a bad thing for them? Does the junebug have a problem with the duck? Whom in this scenario is the duck and whom is the junebug? Sorry, I don’t speak southern dumbshit.

Magnum Force v. The Steiner Brothers

Yup, it’s another random terribly named generic WCW team. I don’t even know who these goofs are, but one has “Rick” on his tights so I’m guessing his name is Rick. But it’s WCW, so one never knows. Mr. Rick gets destroyed by Scott and the Frankensteiner finishes at 2:00 before we can even learn their names. And now the Nasties attack in retaliation, leading to a blowoff that never happened.

The Horsemen lay out the stips for tonight: If Butch Reed wins, Doom gets Flair’s yacht, and if Flair wins, they get a title shot and Teddy Long chauffeurs for him for a day. Black servitude is HILARIOUS.

The Black Scorpion video package recaps the thrilling saga for us, leading to tonight’s face-to-face meeting. So Sting comes out for an interview with Paul E. Dangerously, and then the Black Scorpion comes out and does EVIL MAGIC. HE FUCKING TURNS A GUY INTO A TIGER! Do you know how much that’s gonna hurt WCW’s insurance premiums? You think Obamacare covers that shit? Would you fuck with this dude? More importantly, why would WCW’s production crew go along with hauling the guy’s magic equipment down to the ring so he can perform his evil sleight of hand? I must be mellowing because now I just find this whole thing hilarious instead of offensively bad. I guess now that WCW is already long dead we can just laugh uproariously at it.

Butch Reed v. Ric Flair

I’m almost disappointed that we’re closing out this trainwreck with a decent match. Given the cartoonish “plane full of clowns hitting a helicopter driven by a cross-dressing Frankenstein with everyone crashing into a munitions dump that’s actually a front for aliens” nature of the show leading up to it, I was almost hoping for something less mundane as a main event. Like El Gigante in a ladder match or something. Oh well. Flair throws chops in the corner and Reed decides to keep up with him and then slugs Flair down as well. They actually did this match a bunch of times in the 80s and it was always pretty good. Reed with a press slam and he clotheslines Flair to the floor. Back in for a Flair pinfall reversal sequence as Reed gets a backslide for two off that. Reed pounds away in the corner and follows with a dropkick, but Flair pokes him in the eyes. Paul notes that you can’t work out the eyelids in a gym. I bet John Cena could. You could probably rip out Cena’s eyeball and he’d take three weeks off and return with a regenerated one just in time for the PPV. Flair suckers Simmons in to distract the ref and then the Horsemen cheat like crazy and beat on Reed outside. And the fans think that’s just great. Poor Nick Patrick is in way over his head here. So Flair takes over with chops in the corner, really laying them in, but Reed fires back again and we get a Flair Flip. And now Simmons gets HIS shots in on Flair outside. Back in, Flair goes to the knee, but Reed gets his own figure-four. Arn is nice enough to pull him to the ropes for a break. Patrick actually pulls Reed off of Flair, which is a major reffing no-no. Flair bails to the apron and Reed suplexes him in for two. Reed misses a flying elbow, but comes back with a clothesline for two. They slug it out in the corner again and Flair goes down, so Reed hits another press slam. Flair punches him down for two and Long puts Reed’s foot on the ropes to break. Reed again with the press slam for two, but this time Arn pulls out the ref to break. Reed goes up with the flying shoulderblock, but the ref is distracted by all the shenanigans outside. Reed gets tossed into the ref on the floor and Simmons lays out Flair, but Arn hits Reed with a chair and Flair gets the pin at 14:10. I was kind of wishing Reed would just go babyface here, but the “everyone cheating like crazy” aspect was also fun, so I can’t fault him. ***

The Pulse

Are you Curtis Hughes’ mom? A fan of terrible amateur magic? Curious how many Worst Match of the Year candidates can be squeezed into a live two hour broadcast? Someone in suspense wondering about the finals of the African region of the Pat O’Connor Memorial tag team tournament? Then this show is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED for you.

Everyone else, take a bigtime pass on it.

Comments

  1. TJ: Guns or abortions, which are better?

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  2. I'm having a really hard time figuring out why people were watching not just WCW but any wrestling at all during this point. I missed out on this whole era so reading all of these rants started out exciting. See what I missed and all.

    I regret nothing.

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  3. The Star Blazer raped me.

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  4. I'm just glad we got a new blog post so I could get out of the cesspool that the Update thread turned into.

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  5. Do Not Taunt The WCW Top Ten.

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  6. Trying to create a new cesspool in this thread?

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  7. No, just riffing on the random out of nowhere post about that WCW jobber trying to rape a dude's family member in the last Clash post.

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  8. The 35 episodes of Clash of the Champions were the most of any wrestling special event television show of all time...until August 2nd, 2008, when the 36th (and last) episode of Saturday Night Main Event aired.

    I wonder if they dragged out a new series of SNMEs just to break the record?

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  9. Okay, we've got:


    -Freebirds vs. Southern Boys opening the THIRD Clash in a row. Someone hated the Boys.
    -The Big Cat. Whatta Man, indeed.
    -Brian Lee getting my applause for letting Z-Man jump into the empty pool. Whether he wanted to or not.
    -Alexandra York. Yummy.
    -The MYTHICAL, LEGENDARY WCW Top Ten!
    -The racists winning an "African" tournament.
    -I want to see Sid/Luger vs Madman/Stalker/Big Cat now.
    -Fuck the Black Scorpion.
    -Reed/Flair is just FUN.

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  10. The Star Blazer dies by being propelled up through the roof. (Too soon?)

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  11. TJ: SNME 35 might be the most WTF card in the history of wrestling:

    1. Batista and Kane vs Finlay and The Great Khali
    2. John Cena vs Carlito
    3. Matt Hardy vs Evander Holyfield (boxing match)
    4. CM Punk and The Boogeyman vs John Morrison and Big Daddy V

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  12. Abortions with guns?

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  13. TJ: So we'll find out for certain how long Bryan is out for tomorrow, and if he'll be stripped or not. I want him to remain champ but I'm also curious as to who gets the title if he is gone for longer than expected. I still think Cesaro would be a good choice despite what most here think. Yeah the fans are confused as to how to react to him but I guarantee he'll get a huge reaction if he does win a tourney or however they do it.

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  14. Scott, you have special plans for the 20 millionth visitor?

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  15. Southern Boys v. Freebirds -- Did they ever produce a great match? This may be the answer to the question Scott posed way back when about Harlem Heat v. Nasty Boys having been paired up SOOOOO many times yet never producing a great match.

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  16. Pipebomb mailed to their house?

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  17. 8. Tim Horner & Brad Armstrong

    9. Big Cat & Motor City Madman

    10. The Juicer & El Gigante

    The 10th ranked team was broken up unexpectedly when Vince McMahon hired Gigante's partner site unseen.

    He was heard to have remarked, "Oh, this is not what I was expected," when Art Barr arrived at Titan Tower in Beetlejuice make-up.

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  18. In '91 they open SuperBrawl 1, then are in six mans at the June Clash and July Great American Bash ppv.

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  19. The "WCW Top Ten" disclaimers is definitely one of my all-time favourite Scott Keith gimmicks.

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  20. What they don't know is they were going to introduce an evil Star Blazer to feud with this SB, way before the Sin Caras feud. The subtitle of the match? The "Battle of the Planets."

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  21. There were 35 Clashes AND 35 Saturday Night Main Events? Does that include the 5 Friday "Main Event" specials that ran 88-91?

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  22. Another TJ: It's now been confirmed AJ Styles defends the IWGP title against Michael Elgin AND Okada at WotW this Saturday. Holy shit what a match that will be.

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  23. Forget the Benoit Curse (which kind of extends to the Hart Curse, as he won the title at WM10, then 3 years later...the Montreal Screwjob)...I fear the Ziggler Curse coming.

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  24. The WCW Top 10 will give you compensation for fautly vaginal mesh surgery. Alex Trebek will plug the WCW Top 10 on cable TV.

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  25. Why complicate things when a good shove down the stairs is all it takes?

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  26. Wilford Brimley or no buys, and that's the bottom line, CAUSE DIABEETUS SAID SO!

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  27. Bryan will never reach Ziggler levels. He's not a dick for one thing.

    Sorry I just don't like Dolph that much even if he's been messed around by the company.

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  28. What type guns we talking about?

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  29. The type that go BOOM!

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  30. I think it was because a lot of us were just starting out at this point and didn't know better. I started watching the WWF proper post-WrestleMania VI and WCW FULL FORCE just as Flair was leaving... so two of my most cherished eras are among the most widely panned eras in wrestling.

    Then again, both organizations would improve in by late 1991 into 1992 until the wheels fell off both operations, so there is that to look forward to.

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  31. LOVED THIS RANT!


    I watched the show last week (cause I'm watching all 35 of these muthafuckin' shows in whatever order I want) and I could have sworn the main event went 25 minutes. It was a fun match. I really loved the heel v. heel nature of the Doom/Horsemen feud and thought it was a neat thing (since I had grown up on WWF up until that point and never seen such a thing).

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  32. Agreed. Dolph is his own worst enemy. Tweeting about how shitty the Divas show is? And you EXPECT a push after that?

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  33. Soo.... don't mention Curtis Hughes then?

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  34. Also, when you get your dry cleaning back, get your shirts on a hanger. That's like a free plan B right there!

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  35. Best rant ever!

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  36. My butcher once randomly went off to me about how when he was 16 he knocked a girl up and they took care of it "back alley style, coat hanger style"

    I didn't press.

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  37. this was funny as hell


    what was the endgame with the horsemen and Doom? It just kinda ended.

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  38. 36 SNMEs. Don't think that includes TME.

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  39. A couple of things:
    - they needed to yank Flair out of the tag match so he could be the Black Scorpion.
    - Ole Anderson was fired like RIGHT FUCKING AFTER Starrcade and that regime change scuttled whatever long-term plans were in place for Horsemen v. Doom.

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  40. "Bullshit, from now on, you're Private Doink! Do you *like* that name?"

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  41. How did that come up, exactly?


    "Can I have some veal chops?"


    "Speaking of babies, let me tell you about..."

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  42. Correct. Add 5 Main Events if you want.

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  43. Horsemen were winning the tag titles, that much I know, but that's about as far as they got with it, I think.

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  44. Basically yeah.


    It's not actually my butcher it's one of his apprentices. Young guy too, he's maybe 21 now.


    He's an over sharer.

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  45. I dunno, I've got a whole network of shit I can review now, so requests are at least easy to fulfill.

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  46. XPW? CZW? WWA?


    (I would NOT be that evil. I'd request AWA WrestleRock 86. ;) )

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  47. http://www.oowrestling.com/columns/skrants/20020225.shtml

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  48. He's done all three, IIRC.


    XPW got the (in)famous HPUTA
    CZW (the one I'm not so sure he did, actually) was just panned.
    WWA was just made fun of.

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  49. I started watching all the time in 87 so by the time this stuff started happening I was already getting bored before stopping watching all together in 93

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  50. Yep sent Scott a VHS copy of this show too.

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  51. Well Damn, would've been better than the Freebirds.

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  52. Gary The Rock Star's #1 FanMay 14, 2014 at 8:32 PM

    Good lord the gimmicks were complete shit. Thank God I was just a preschooler then.

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  53. I don't personally count the rotting husk calling itself SNME in 2006/07 with the real ones, but that's just me.

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  54. So who had the biggest bomb of a title reign in 1990, The Warrior or Sting? Both were passed the torch, had zero credible heels to go up against, and kind of floundered until their reigns mercifully ended roughly 2 weeks apart in 1991.

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  55. Man, that Top 10 gag just kept going and going didn't it?

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  56. Sting i'd say. Ric Flair was 41 years old and most felt his time was coming to an end so the torch passing seemed more legit than Hulk Hogan's was.


    The Warrior reign always felt like Macho Man's 1st did to me, a strong year long run before the Hulkster regained the strap at Mania.

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  57. Sting by a country mike. Warrior had legit feuds with Rude and Savage; Sting fought a fucking magician.

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  58. Was the Star Blazer's finisher called the Wave Motion Gun?

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  59. Ummmm WTF?! Do The Southern Boys and the Freebirds open EVERY Clash show? What's the deal with that? Each match seems to suck ass too.

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  60. I remember the original rant and the closing line was something like "no company has sucked more shit in a given time period than WCW during this time period."

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  61. A magician that could turn an audience member into a tiger!

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  62. I wouldn't say sucked, but they worked the exact same match each time, so each was progressively more dull for being the same old stuff. It got ridiculous to the point you could call the spots before they did by the time they had their match at this Clash.

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  63. Good lawd am I glad i wasn't around for that.

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  64. It depends on what mood Vince is in. Once upon a time balls like that should show Vince you're his kind of guy.

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  65. haha, did you read it?

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  66. So, what was Ole's grand plan regarding the Black Scorpion? The theatrics were meant to scare kids blah blah blah but no way could he have seriously meant it to be The Angel of Death or Al Perez when all was said and done. Those guys were just meant to be warm bodies portraying the Scorpion in skits and a few matches but NEVER meant to be unmasked as such, right?


    I've heard a rumour that Ole was planning to be unmasked as the Scorpion as he would book himself into the world title picture which makes a bit of sense as Ole just flipping a finger to the company.


    I wonder if they ever seriously contacted The Ultimate Warrior and tried to lure him over with some giant turner contract money and it all blew up in their faces.

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  67. My favorite was the "Pfast Four-word" rant.

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  68. Yeah after I saw this comment i went to see what you were talking about because when I left this afternoon it had pretty much died off. Read through most of it before my brain began to melt...

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  69. Maybe they wanted to keep trying until they got it right?

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  70. Yeah, remember how the Apter mags spent 1990 burying Flair as old, done, yesterday's news....and in January, he gets the belt back and then spends the next few years winning more titles.

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  71. I feel bad for Coleman but HOLY FUCK THAT'S A COOLER MATCH

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  72. "Any further questions can be directed to deez nuts."

    Are you SURE you didn't write this one in 1999 too?

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  73. "It’s like a microcosm of apartheid played out before our eyes."


    This makes my "Best Scott Keith Joke EVER!" list.

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  74. Hell, this is right up there when it comes to best rants ever. Well done, Scott. This is the second-best part of my night behind the Habs winning, narrowly defeating Beer Number Two.

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  75. Eat your damn oatmeal!

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  76. I don't know WTF happened but this is honestly one of your high marks in your all-time rants. Sincerely hilarious. Great great great. More of wherever this Scott came from tonight!!! =)

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  77. AverageJoeEverymanMay 14, 2014 at 10:42 PM

    Arachnaman and the Juicer double teamed my cats. Hate them!!

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  78. Did they just pick random names out of a hat for El Gigante's partner? Considering all the random guys Gigante got paired with in these rankings, I'm surprised they never ranked El Gigante and George South in the Top Ten.

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  79. BTW, the guy under the Star Blazer mask was Tim Horner. I managed to come across something even worse than the Star Blazer: TIM HORNER SINGING!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJt-McghjA0
    It's a shame this segment was in Smoky Mountain Wrestling because it would have been right at home on a WCW show as awful as Clash XIII.

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  80. TNA in 2014 is why Scott can't close with that line anymore.

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  81. Passed the torch, zero credible heels...there's this bearded guy that reminds me of.

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  82. They thought about it, then realized that not even the hickiest of hicks, the redneckiest of rednecks, the dumbest of the dumb would believe that George South was capable of being on a winning team.

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  83. Brimley 3/16 says "I just pricked my finger!"


    Which is quite different than fingering your prick, of course.

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  84. I'd say XPW beats TNA hands down for "worst major promotion of all time," but XPW was never a major promotion. Hell, I have a hard time calling it wrestling, even.

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  85. I might be going into Whoosh territory, but wasn't the other member of the "South African" team Matt Borne and not Ray?

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  86. Well I meant getting injured after his big world title win.

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