Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Seth Rollins did gay softcore porn before coming to WWE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSLsqpyYnTw
 
Would this make him the first openly gay main eventer in WWE history?

​Well that's quite the headline for a post. Although I will say that:

a)  I didn't see anything in the video that would be explicitly gay or porn.

b)  Seth's personal life is his own business and to date he's never made any statements about his leanings one way or the other.  

But to answer the question, Pat Patterson was openly gay in the 70s and headlined for years.  So no.  ​

127 comments:

  1. ... WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK!?!?!

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  2. I haven't seen sweaty taint that bad since the days of RVD.

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  3. Aric Johnson, Ambrose FanaticJune 17, 2014 at 8:42 PM

    Gonna have to take Scott's word for it.

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  4. Seth lives with his girlfriend so I assume he did it for the paycheck. And please, that isn't even close to porn. It's wrestling intended for gay people.

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  5. Aric Johnson, Ambrose FanaticJune 17, 2014 at 8:57 PM

    What, is regular wrestling not gay enough for them?

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  6. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJune 17, 2014 at 8:58 PM

    That's one way to hound for justice.

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  7. Is this wrestling school still open?

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  8. I particularly enjoyed the spot where Seth tried to bury his dog.

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  9. Terry Garvin is the head instructor.

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  10. Watching Andersons videos on YouTube, plenty of men love that action. There's a lid for every jar, I guess

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  11. What am I missing here about Terry Garvin

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  12. The dude is sporting at least half wood.. he must have liked something that was going on in that ring.

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  13. Scott, you fucking liar. Pat only came out LAST WEEK. I thought you had WWE Network, man?

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  14. An old Gorilla Monsoon "inside" joke. He would go off on rants that usually included a Jobber or low card status guy being "graduates of Terry Garvin's school of self-defense." Garvin was a well known homosexual trainer who may or may not have influence in your push depending on how you reacted to his sexual advances. Big sex scandal in early 90's included him and Pat Patterson.

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  15. he taught self defense

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  16. Calling Rollins a main eventer is more scandalous than saying he's gay

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  17. The Shield headlined it's share of PPV's. It's stretching, but accurate.

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  18. Little Boy Blue.. He needed the money!!!


    OHHHHH!!!

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  19. The Shield has been top guys for at least a year now.

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  20. Ambrose Dice Clay.


    "BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD, BADA BING"

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  21. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJune 17, 2014 at 9:15 PM

    OHHHHHH!!! UNBELIEVABLE!

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  22. Kota Ibushi challenging for the Gay World Anal Title though

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivX7Ru51gqY

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  23. Not as uncommon as you think. Pay is ridiculously good especially for unknown indy guys. AJ Styles, some other WWE guys have done it and so have some developmental guys. Matthews is a conduit for these things. He also runs indy shows out of Maine that do quite well. He drew 1200 in Augusta a couple of shows ago.

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  24. As a 28 year old man who looks and sounds roughly 14, if I shave my face and swallowed my pride, among other things, I think I'd make quite the killing that game if this one bar tender I met is to be believed.

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  25. Virgil's Gimmick TableJune 17, 2014 at 9:33 PM

    No you wouldn't.

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  26. Virgil's Gimmick TableJune 17, 2014 at 9:36 PM

    According to the football team at my middle school, all wrestling is intended for gay people. They told me this between daring one another to grab each other's balls.

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  27. Why?

    Why on earth would you post this?

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  28. What the hell are you talking about Scott? Parlt just came out last week! It was on TMZ and everything!

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  29. Do you want me to tell you you're just confused?

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  30. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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  31. When in the world would I ever get a chance to post about this otherwise.

    I guess I'd be called a 'cub'.

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  32. The blonde streak in his hair is gayer.

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  33. The school isn't open anymore but I'm sure some of the boys will open up for you.

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  34. Ah, Mother Goose.

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  35. REALLY not helping your cause there buddy.

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  36. CruelConnectionNumber2June 17, 2014 at 10:04 PM

    There is FAR more "sexual grunting" in Iron Mike Sharpe matches than that clip.

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  37. That kiss exchange in the beginning though...was pretty funny

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  38. Does he feel like main eventer to you though? Idk man. Even in ROH it was weird seeing him as a top guy

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  39. That's because ROH fucked up his title run something fierce.

    Hard to believe WWE of all places utilized him better.

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  40. Maybe that's it and im still remembering that

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  41. http://i.imgur.com/doUlGUI.jpg

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  42. Had they not fired Gabe Black would have dethroned Nigel at Final Battle 2008. But nope, putting the title on Jerry Lynn, in 2009, was the smarter business decision. Because his story kinda sorta resembled Randy the Ram. Because Lynn has drawn Hogan level money.

    Yup.

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  43. What cause? There's nothing wrong with being gay-for-pay, nor being gay at all.

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  44. Yep.. Vince is back in control of the show.

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  45. That's why they've all had multiple world title shots! Uh...

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  46. I'll give them points for trying to be unique if nothing else. Apparently he takes off the vest to wrestle as well.

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  47. You should be the catcher in these gay porn flicks, minus any lube, that way you can get a slight fraction of understanding of the pain we feel reading your columns, Cub Scout.

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  48. Exhibit A: Roddy Piper

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  49. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJune 17, 2014 at 10:30 PM

    HOLY SHIT! This all makes so much sense now...WOW. Wanna know what the other term for a bear cub is.....an OTTER!

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  50. Lolololololololololololololololol

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  51. that reminds me, can Dean Ambrose get his gloves back?

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  52. Virgil's Gimmick TableJune 17, 2014 at 10:41 PM

    Dark times are ahead.

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  53. That was pretty gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.

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  54. So what I've learned in this thread is that Seth can't say no.

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  55. Not as many as Del Rio. Uh...

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  56. Maybe he likes the outfit? Definitely more flashy than his Tyler Black/early FCW gear.

    I mean, I get that they want the talent to stand out, and wrestling is always about being larger than life. But it's still pretty jarring to see.

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  57. Don't downvote me broJune 17, 2014 at 10:58 PM

    A couple things... 1) Where did you dig this up from? 2) Playing a gay wrestler in a movie no more makes you gay than playing a serial killer in a movie makes you a real life serial killer. 3) Wrestling (and MMA) has always had homo-erotic undertones. 4) It's been rumoured forever that homosexuality is quite common in the business on all sides of the camera. 5) If he is gay, that's his business and none of ours (unless he chooses to come out and even then we should be respectful).

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  58. Don't downvote me broJune 17, 2014 at 11:00 PM

    The homophobia is strong in this one.

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  59. I meant the cause where hes trying to sew together the shreds of his credibility.

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  60. The promoter signed Seth Rollins because he was buy-curious.

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  61. Good for him!!!

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  62. The shield aka the Roman Reigns show was the headline act. Who's getting the biggest push after the break up? Don't be surprised if he wins money I. The bank. Rollins was the equivalent to Buddy Roberts main eventing World Class Shows as part of the Freedbirds vs the Von Erich's. buff Bagwell main evented a few WCW shows with the NWO and against Booker on Raw. Yea, he was a real main eventer too.

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  63. I'll give it a chance, but based off a blurry pic, it sucks.

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  64. That was a whole lot of rambling for being completely wrong. lol.

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  65. If Seth were feuding with DX HHH In 1999 or 2006, what are the chances this video makes Raw?

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  66. Three weeks and that's the best they came up with? Although it'll kinda make sense if that YouTube link is really Seth's new Titan tron video.

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  67. Get ready for wrestling... I don't know, web designers and jockeys and a wrestling SOCCER PLAYER BECAUSE OF WORLD CUP.

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  68. They had some ridiculous forced statistic about Lynn to make him sound like a big deal... Maybe something like "five matches against Ric Flair" or world champions or something like that.

    Yeah as a casual observer "World Champion Jerry Lynn" made them feel tremendously bush league.

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  69. Isn't their a women's wrestling deal that's the same thing, way more sexual inuendo than actual wrestling? I seem to remember adds for that in the PWI knockoffs I'd read at the newsstand 30 years ago.

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  70. Stop making sense to me!

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  71. Scott is always right.

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  72. Great counterpoint. I'll take the win on this one

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  73. buff bagwell lolololololol

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  74. Stranger in the AlpsJune 18, 2014 at 12:18 AM

    I was not aroused at all by this.


    So, I passed the test?

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  75. Yea the point was you're saying Rollins is a main eventer. That's as laughable as saying that buff Bagwell was a main eventer when he was in the NWO.

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  76. lmaolulzffijef0jwdpajisirf0g

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  77. Well...to be completely scientific, erections are completely physiological and adrenaline plus an increased heart rate can lead to them.


    And, if you want to be even more scientific, according to Kinsey, most people are at least a little bit gay.

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  78. That is not true.

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  79. Yeah, Triple H really can't make gay jokes about other wrestlers.

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  80. Well, 1 ppv, Payback a couple weeks ago.

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  81. Amsterdam_Adam_CurryJune 18, 2014 at 1:17 AM

    This reminds me of a guy that used to play for the Buffalo Bisons (then the AAA affiliate of the Indians, now the Blue Jays) that was blackballed from playing in Japan (though he's back now) because he did a very not-softcore gay porn flick because he was broke. Kaz Tadano, I think his name is, I don't think he ever made it to the bigs. So tentacle porn and having chicks dress up like they're in elementary school is cool, but man-on-man action basically got him kicked out of the country?


    I've always wanted to go to Japan, but shit like that makes me think Seoul might be a better option. Though I've heard Korea is just as bad.


    Random, but sort of related: take a guess at which country has the second most transgendered people (Thailand is #1, obviously). Either Brazil or the U.S. are probably everyone's pick, right? Nope, it's, and you'll never believe this... fucking Iran, of all places. And not only that, but the government will actually pay for the surgery and hormone treatments. Apparently they find homosexuality so repulsive that they would rather pay for someone to have a sex change because they don't consider that gay sex.

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  82. Hickory dickory dock....

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  83. I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks... so to speak!

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  84. Oh my god! We're having a FIRE sale.

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  85. What's really embarrassing is that you probably had to Google "seth rollins gay porn" to find that.

    As for Seth himself, the doctor suggests you eat some pussy, blow a load on a pair of tits, take some aspirin and see how you feel in the morning.

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  86. I read Cracked too.

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  87. Doing gay porn =/= you're gay. A lot of male porn stars do gay porn when they first break into the business. I guess if you REALLY want to be an adult film star, you have to pay your dues.

    Actually, now that I think of it, the porn business and pro wrestling have quite a bit in common.

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  88. This reminds me of the It's Always Sunny clip where Dee is talking about the types of Gays.

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  89. I'm 20 and what is this?


    No but seriously, doesn't doing this type of stuff(man on man/anything remotely gay) pay handsomely? I can see why he would do it if he was strapped for cash.

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  90. Here's some advice for your new career. When your co-star tells you he's going to "shoot on you", the word "shoot" doesn't mean what you think it does.

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  91. You know everyone will start calling you "Cubby" now, right?

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  92. You know when you read something and your eyes kind of mix it up with the sentence above or below, and it merges into one?


    My day started today with reading "Scott Keith did gay softcore porn"


    Man.

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  93. Of course, Shawn Michaels did gay softcore porn AFTER coming to WWE.

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  94. So does Caliber.

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  95. If Test had done softcore porn I hope it would have been all set to his theme music.

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  96. "Doing gay porn =/= you're gay. A lot of male porn stars do gay porn when they first break into the business."

    *Takes a sip of Pellegrino*


    Ahem.

    *Adjusts collar*

    THEY'RE FUCKING GAY.


    Peter North fucked the hottest women with his 8.5 inch cock and blew the biggest loads in history on their faces. To break into porn, he took penises into his anus on film.

    Gay is gay is gay.

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  97. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

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  98. AW SHIT HERE COMES A FEUD

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  99. What, the Playgirl thing?

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  100. You got erect, yes? Go on...

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  101. In your next QOTD. "What is the most hardcore gay sex you have or would be willing to have, purely for money?"

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  102. Nah, just easy joke is easy.

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  103. He probably was. It's the same ol' story: "I put all my energy into (goal) without having time to work, so I took money from anywhere I could."

    And I'm guessing it doesn't pay well, especially considering the production values.

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  104. nope. being gay is a sexual preference. if a heterosexual male performs oral on another guy, that doesn't automatically make him gay (although the sex act itself obviously is).

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  105. they are right, it isn't gay sex.

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  106. This is why I read the comments before I post! You never know when someone else will be thinking the same thing.

    Did TMZ lie to us all?!?

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  107. That's the one.

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  108. I came so quickly at the thought I didn't have time to get erect. Or at least that's my excuse.

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  109. Why is it whenever you get a call do some wrestling work, it's always one of those...types.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIvIEF19nm0

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  110. In 1999 there is a really good chance.

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  111. I was really hoping for some basic tights and boots (no homo). Dean Ambrose apparently is rocking the classic 1999 backyard wrestler look as well.

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  112. Something, something, something, WWE Films joke.

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  113. That goes against everything I've heard: being homosexual is not a choice, it is not a preference. Being gay mostly has to do with biological composition, not some decision at some point in one's life.

    If a heterosexual male performs oral on another guy, then he is gay or at least bisexual (unless the reward is an obscene amount of money, the actual amount of which is a debate for another time). If any hetero guy could blow another guy at a given moment, then the concept of heterosexuality is immediately thrown out the window.

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  114. Here's a quick story:

    Peter Steele, frontman of Type O Negative - in his 30s, standing at 6'8" and weighing about 260 lbs and being considered quite handsome (and would have made a great wrestler with those stats) - posed for Playgirl in the mid-'90s (and actually showed his cock) in the hopes that he'd be doused, even more so, in goth-girl pussy.

    Then he found out, after being hit on by gay guy after gay guy, that about 80% of Playgirl's readership is indeed male. He didn't appreciate this discovery.

    But, it wasn't gay softcore porn, it was posing nude. It's only gay when there's another guy involved.

    Thus, Shawn Michaels is not a gay pornstar.

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  115. Hey! It's the expert of what makes someone gay! What if just the tip of the dick goes into someone's earhole? Are they gay forever after that or just bi or both?

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  116. There's a who's who of the mid-00's indy scene on their roster page including Evan Bourne and Christopher Daniels. http://www.cyberfights.com/fighters.cfm?page=fighters&CFID=16356468&CFTOKEN=80161960 I don't think all of those guys are gay, just working for people who paid cash and paid well.

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  117. Heavy metal lead singer and he posed for playgirl? Yeah that dude is gay as it gets

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  118. Didn't seem all that different from what's on Raw. Just a lot fewer people watching.

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  119. Fewer people watching Raw or the softcore gay porn?

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  120. Mister_E_LogdriverJune 18, 2014 at 6:01 AM

    I totally know a guy who took a dick in the ear once. Unexpectedly, and unwlecomed, so he's not gay.

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  121. Whatever he is, I have to imagine part of the deal for turning on his boys was a night with Steph.

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  122. Mister_E_LogdriverJune 18, 2014 at 6:07 AM

    You could be a STAR kid, a STAR.

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  123. Mister_E_LogdriverJune 18, 2014 at 6:15 AM

    Because I guess someone watched regular wrestling and thought it was cool, but not quite gay enough?


    I didn't watch the whole thing, but calling it gay porn seems like a little bit of a stretch.

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