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Evening Thread - Wednesday Edition

Tonight on the Network, it's a live stream replay of Battleground 2014.

There's a full slate of MLB action on tap.

If you're not interested in any of that, come on in and regale us with stories of food and drunkenness.

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  1. Evening, miss anything exciting today?

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  2. Are they still doing that free week service with the network? Think it's bout time I signed up for it since I'm not moving anytime soon

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  3. Go read Shoemaker's latest about Heyman. It's fantastic.

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  4. No, it ended last week I think.

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  5. Evening Abe and no.

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  6. Wednesday's are so boring.

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  7. MikeyMike, WitnessJuly 23, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    Hate them. Hate Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

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  8. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    Food and drunkenness? I've had a burger from Wendy's and 2 beers.


    I'll step up my game though guys, it's still early.

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  9. Its so worth 10 bucks a month. Dude youre an uber wrestling fan, you'll enjoy for at least six months. Plus Vince is hurting for subs. Its fairly hooked up even as is. Toss him a bone!

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  10. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:15 PM

    Wednesday is my day for laying around and doing as little as possible. Like most people's Sunday, I guess.

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  11. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:17 PM

    "Food and drunkenness" sound like something directed specifically towards me, even though I'm sure it wasn't. But who gets shitfaced on Wednesday?

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  12. Like every day of the week except for Wednesdays.

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  13. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 23, 2014 at 6:18 PM

    CM Punk came by and called Farva out...it got awkward after that.

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  14. because the shock isn’t just that Heyman, the closest thing Vince has had to a business rival



    Lost me here.

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  15. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:18 PM

    Like anyone in my line of work, I have a love-hate relationship with Friday.

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  16. It may be referring to all of the food talk from last night.

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  17. You've talked me into it. If only there was an app to help me sign up

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  18. Do it for Vince! Make him a billionaire again!

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  19. Which thread? I'll have to look that up later.
    Only if you're not joking.

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  20. I can't take dude seriously.

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  21. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:19 PM

    And I missed it all because I was actually cooking food. That's kind of funny. Kind of wish I was now, I don't have any clams at home.

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  22. Dude, Michael Cole's gonna be blowing up your phone now.

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  23. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 23, 2014 at 6:20 PM

    If he would put out a better all around product I'm sure he would be a billionaire again.

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  24. I don't know, just chilling in my house enjoying my vacation.

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  25. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:20 PM

    Heyman or the Grantland guy?

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  26. "No! We need more Cena!"

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  27. Was watching the news this morning and they were talking about a shooting at a club last night. I thought who in the hell goes to the club on Tuesdays?

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  28. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:21 PM

    I'm just sitting on my ass playing F1 on the 360. Spa is an amazing track.

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  29. The Grantland guy is just insufferable. He also totally brushes aside that Heyman, "face of the WWE" has pretty much failed with managing midcarders.

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  30. the grantland guy

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  31. and how many are buying Summerslam to see Heyman? Or ever bought one ticket to see him?

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  32. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:22 PM

    The type of people that tend to be involved in shootings. I'm sure it was somehow drug related.

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  33. He knows how to get the app on things.

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  34. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 23, 2014 at 6:22 PM

    Nope not joking, CM Punk came by with a weird username about choking giraffes, proved it was him by showing off pics of him banging AJ then said in his spare time he's been reading the entire blog. He then called out Farva and asked if he was man enough to confront him now that he was here.

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  35. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:22 PM

    I won't go to any ESPN site.

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  36. Playing Twisted Metal and listening to old school Metal.

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  37. Fkn' Philly weather... If Bumgarner gets pulled because of the rain, that's like losing a 2nd clean-up hitter..

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  38. It's not all bad but you have to dig for the good stuff. Though I understand your reasoning.

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  39. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    Twisted Metal... Talk about feeling old, last time I played that you probably weren't even born yet.

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  40. ? Vince and Paul couldn't be further apart on how they see the wrestling business.

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  41. Watching the 2010 Royal Rumble and thinking ... Why is John Cena the only guy whose regular entrance has him running to the ring, but everybody in the Rumble runs to the ring?

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  42. parity in baseball: yay or nay?

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  43. Born in 1996.

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  44. NBC Sports does ESPN.com better than ESPN, even if Florio can be insufferable. TSN is great for hockey news.

    Grantland has good writers but too many of their pieces are writers trying to ape Simmons or long pieces that people decide are good because they are long.

    Or writers just using stats to try to prove any point since Grantland has to be a "smart" site that believes in analytics.

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  45. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:25 PM

    I haven't been there since they changed their comments to Facebook out of protest.

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  46. are you serious?

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  47. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 23, 2014 at 6:26 PM

    The thread called "The word gulable is not in the dictionary"

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  48. He called him a business rival. He's not.

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  49. Reds have lost 6 straight. Injuries suck.

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  50. If Wendy's had better fries I'd eat there more often.

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  51. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:27 PM

    I stick with Deadspin, Yahoo Sports, and the various sports' official websites.

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  52. Yes. I'm 17.

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  53. Watched a bit of the game earlier. Brewers are still surprising me.

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  54. If it's not Zach Lowe or Barnwell I usually pass. I can't even read Simmons anymore. Bad QB league was funny when Jacoby had it. Can't get with Andrew Sharp

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  55. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 23, 2014 at 6:27 PM

    Oh god I remember that game, yeah you're probably right, I played Twisted Metal when I rented it when I was 12/13.

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  56. Yea, those sites are good. Deadspin can be a bit too smug with their "This Is How You Think" or "Athlete Seen Drunk" posts but I like it, and they get some good stories.


    Yahoo has Woj, making their basketball stuff top notch.

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  57. I think the Cards are still taking the division. The Brewers schedule gets tougher in August and September. They'll be in the playoffs, though, and then FOX will try to tell us it's great because it's Bud Selig's last year and all.

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  58. :facepalm:
    You got me Magoonie.

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  59. Barnwell is atrocious. I like Zach Lowe a lot but he spends too much time on twitter arguing with people.

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  60. I hate Tuesday. Wednesday is just a day you have to push through to get near the end of the week.

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  61. I don't know why but I swore you were at least a few years older. You did say you just started college so it makes sense.

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  62. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:28 PM

    Jesus, you're closer in age to my niece than me.

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  63. Yeah I'd go with STL as well. I just don't see the Brewers lasting.

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  64. Vince McMahon was funding ECW. That's not a rivalry.

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  65. I was playing Head-on,this one reveals that Marcus Kane(driver of Roadkill) is Sweet Tooth.

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  66. He is in Brazil, different ages I guess.

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  67. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:29 PM

    They made at least 4 (plus countless knockoffs) for the PS1 alone.

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  68. I miss super teams myself. I can't get with all these teams playing .500 ball.

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  69. I started studying when I was 2 years old.

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  70. Me. And a whole bunch of other people if he keeps cutting promos like he did on Monday.

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  71. It was annoying when I posted my magnum opus in response to Molly Lambert's absurd column comparing Woody Allen to R. Kelly that I got notification after notification.

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  72. I'd tell him to hold out for some kind of deal. Wait till they offer him a $25-$30 gift card or something.

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  73. You sure you aren't from China.
    /shows self out now.

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  74. Super teams are good for the game's health sadly.

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  75. How stupid are you?

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  76. I'm sort of rooting for the Rays to pull a miracle comeback in the AL East. I don't really think they'll get to the finish line, but it would be a helluva story to start the reason nearly 20 or so games out and then come back and win the division.

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  77. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:30 PM

    I learned how to read when I was 2.

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  78. I already knew how to write and read to my mom send me to pre-school.

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  79. MikeyMike, WitnessJuly 23, 2014 at 6:31 PM

    Jonah Keri is good for baseball.

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  80. The expanded playoffs are awful and another black mark against Selig.

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  81. I wouldn't call him atrocious. He can be a bit much sometimes especially with the whole go for two thing but I like him. I'm not on twitter so I have no reason to hate Zach Lowe. He brings it every column.

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  82. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:31 PM

    Yay, although not to the extent of .500 teams were getting this year. But I love that there's more variety in playoff teams in baseball than the other sports, ESPECIALLY the NBA.

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  83. MikeyMike, WitnessJuly 23, 2014 at 6:31 PM

    I wouldn't mind a beer tonight.

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  84. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:32 PM

    They're OK, but not as good as Burger King fries. I'll take those over hand-cut ones.

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  85. They made that the characters were kids.

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  86. Not sure if I've read him. Did he do the story on Mark Buerle(sp)?

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  87. He wasn't "funding" ECW.

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  88. Between the Voodoo doctors and farm animals that Maddon has been bringing in and the David Price trade rumors all season, it would be one hilarious story if they won the East.

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  89. He gave Heyman exposure, let him use talent and gave the company money. That's not a rival.

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  90. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:33 PM

    No, the Blue Jays, THEY suck.

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  91. Haha, oh yeah. I remember when they brought in the Native American dude to uncurse the field or something. That's some stuff right out of the film Major League.


    What's really sad is that the Rays are a fun team, but Tampa Bay doesn't support them. Just ridiculous.

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  92. Lol at hating stats.

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  93. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:34 PM

    I disagree; Selig has a disgraceful resume but I like the wild card and now the one-game playoff that emphasizes winning the division, and can no longer coast into the playoffs as a WC.

    That said, no more teams should be added to the mix. This doesn't need to be the NBA or NHL where everyone gets in

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  94. Keri is good but he'll also lay on the obscure stats to prove a point and often I'm sitting there what he is talking about.

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  95. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:34 PM

    That was happening no matter what.

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  96. Being a Braves fan I will testify that the one game playoff is bullshit but it is exciting. Although, I miss the Yankees or whoever just steamrolling people

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  97. ?


    I don't hate stats.

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  98. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 23, 2014 at 6:35 PM

    I'm watching Weird Science, awesome movie BUT why don't the two geeks fuck Lisa? Like how isn't their first order of buisness to take Lisa into the bedroom and just double team her? Also when the mutant biker dudes show up why doesn't Iron Man kick their asses? He just goes and hides in the closet!

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  99. Their stadium is in the middle of nowhere right off a freeway exit.

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  100. Well, when one of your higher paid pitchers is a knuckleballer you are kind of asking for trouble sometimes. I would like to see the Jays get back to the playoffs because I always loved their uniforms as a kid.

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  101. Because it was PG-13.

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  102. You play 162 games for a one-game playoff? That's absurd.

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  103. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:35 PM

    Plus you kind of have to expand the playoff when your league nearly doubles in size.

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  104. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:35 PM

    That shit I found boring, as great as the Yankees and the Braves were.

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  105. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:36 PM

    5, then.

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  106. That game immediately proved that the one game playoff was a crock of shit. The Braves were 7 up on the Cards and the whole thing was bullshit

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  107. It's so sad to see Kelly LeBrock today.

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  108. Watching HBK-Taker from WM 25

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  109. Damn you! (Shakes fist)

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  110. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:36 PM

    No, it's a developmental territory, it pretty much replaced the USWA.

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  111. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 23, 2014 at 6:37 PM

    Oh screw that, you just have them start making out with her pan away and then it's implied the next morning they wrecked her.

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  112. Have her walk with a limp for a bit.

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  113. *****,it doesn't matter what Meltzer says.

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  114. I been watching MLB classics and things were still exciting the last few months of the season. It's just that less teams were involved in the pennant chase. There may have been 5 per league as opposed to the 25 that are alive now.

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  115. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 23, 2014 at 6:38 PM

    I am not going to look that up and kill my LNG standing crush on her. I also had a crush on Lisa from the TV show. The chick from Kingpin.

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  116. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:38 PM

    Hey, I'm a Jays fan, but they've shit the bed the last 6 weeks. They suck.

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  117. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:39 PM

    Win the division and it doesn't matter. Teams that finish second shouldn't be allowed to set their rotation and rest, etc. I'm all about winning the division or run that risk of being one-and-done .

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  118. Spaces after commas!


    He gave it ****3/4. I love how people are outraged about that.

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  119. And he also signed away their top guys right when the company was debuting a national TV show.

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  120. I still have a crush on Lea Thompson and Ferry's Bueller's girlfriend.

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  121. MikeyMike, WitnessJuly 23, 2014 at 6:39 PM

    He's not a jackass about it like a lot of guys are. I follow the SABR stuff (or used to, I don't realły keep up anymore) so I guess it doesn't bother me. He can weave a good story.

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  122. Then why do you hate a site that talks about it a lot?

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  123. I'm fine with just having division winners in the playoffs. But to play 162 games for it to come down to a one game playoff is ridiculous, especially in a sport like baseball. It makes the whole season pointless.

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  124. MikeyMike, WitnessJuly 23, 2014 at 6:40 PM

    Correct.

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  125. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:40 PM

    No shame in that, they're both very attractive. That ever happened to Sloane, anyway?

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  126. Heyman was never a threat to WWE. He wasn't a rival to him. WCW was a threat.

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  127. I hate a site that will often use obscure stats in an attempt to prove a bullshit point. Barnwell does it all the time. Still waiting for the decline of the 49ers.

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  128. Better Mania...XI or VI? I'd go XI.

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  129. MikeyMike, WitnessJuly 23, 2014 at 6:41 PM

    It is ridiculous.

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  130. tear down the Trop. 90% of the problem solved right there

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  131. He's good, but I'll read so and so has a .932 GLOOP and clearly he is a great player and I'm sitting there thinking- wait, what is GLOOP?


    Yes, I made that up

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  132. On the Network showing of the first The Main Event, they show the finish to Strike Force vs Hart Foundation match.

    I've waited 26 1/2 years to see that finish.

    Never in my life have I been so underwhelmed.

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  133. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:42 PM

    Well you can't have all division winners with a three team set up, but this puts a stop to Wild Card tanking, which is OK by me. And you can't do a series and have the winners get cold from that time off, plus pushing the season into mid November. This is fine.

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  134. It's Wednesday, Snowflakes Day~!.. He may be adding to the list of ****3/4 matches after that AJ/Okada bout..

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  135. Magoonie NOT Teddy BelmontJuly 23, 2014 at 6:43 PM

    My weird theory about Ferris Buellers Day Off, afterwards down the line Sloane and Cameron end up together.

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  136. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:43 PM

    B-movie hell. At least she showed her tits in them.

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  137. No it's not. One game should not determine a baseball season. It's baseball!

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  138. A rival and a threat are two different things.

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  139. VI because its more memorable: Demolition's last tag team title win, Jake Roberts promo, Warrior over Hogan in their only WWF match, and Jesse Ventura bashing Dusty Rhodes & Sapphire in the mixed tag.

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  140. Where no actor can escape.

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  141. Tell those teams in the pre-wildcard days who lost divisions in a one-game playoff.

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  142. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:44 PM

    Odd sports stat: In the nearly 50 Super Bowls (this year will be 49, right?) no team has ever played one in their own stadium. Granted, 8 or so weren't played in NFL stadiums, but that's still nuts.

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  143. It's more of an indictment of Miami and Los Angeles than anything because they've hosted a ton.

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  144. they rotate about 4 on the reg right? Seems New Orleans or Miami would hit on it by now.

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  145. Miami is still looking for Dan Marino's replacement.

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  146. ECW was never competition to the WWF, they weren't rivals. As Curry said, ECW was a glorified developmental territory that happened to build a following

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  147. I don't even think an obscure stat exists. You can find out whatever you to on the internet.

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  148. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:45 PM

    About 8 or 10.

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  149. On the surface yeah, but it's not like every team's had a chance, the same cities being in the running year after year

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  150. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:46 PM

    I always feel proud of myself when I have the top-rated comment on a Deadspin article, like I did last night on the story about Chase Headley's walk off

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  151. That was because they were tied and they had no choice. I have no issue with that. When one team is 7 games above another team, a one game playoff is absurd. Especially with all that can happen in a game.

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  152. The only thing I could approve as a change would be making the Wild Card BO3, one day game at the lower record team, then a DH at the higher record team if necessary (one would be, the second might not be.


    Game 1
    Travel (ONLY if Game 1 has to be at night, otherwise ignore)
    Game 2-3 as a Day-Night.


    Winner gets one travel day, then the Divisional series gets rolling.

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  153. I love the count-out spot from that match.

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  154. I hate how the sports media is a bunch of whinny bitches and demand it be in a warm weather climate or dome.

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  155. My mom has lived in the same house for 30 years. Yet somehow my number on e memory of the TV room in the back is Demolitions 3rd title win live. No idea why.. Just childhood markism..

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  156. VI for sure.

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  157. They whine on domes too. Last time they were in Minnesota, NYC sports radio bitched up a storm

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  158. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:47 PM

    Just ask Val Kilmer

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  159. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:47 PM

    So do I, but I totally understand why the league insists on it.

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  160. The Super Bowl isn't about football though. Got to make sure travel and stuff is right. It's about the best accommodations, sadly.

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  161. There are still some stats Barnwell and Keri use that feel like a different language. I'm still trying to figure out Corsi and Fenwick, I just know the Leafs are really really bad at them

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  162. What's good in the hood?

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  163. It's a Midwest thang and I ain't got a clue. Does anyone else have a clue why the Cutlass is blue? I could never figure it out.

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  164. TM CooltrainerBretJuly 23, 2014 at 6:49 PM

    YOU WANNA GET ROLLED ON HOMEBOY? I'MA BREAK YOUR LEG AND KICK YOUR ASS WITH IT! WORD! JAYUH!

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  165. From Batman to some supporting role in B-movie hell.

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  166. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:49 PM

    Plus, Florida is 100% a football state, they couldn't give a shit about any other sports teams

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  167. I'm trying to remember who got the closest... hell, has a team even made their conference title game in that year?

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  168. NOOOO. I googled it! Why did I do that? Gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

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  169. When WWE writes about this current era in its history, will it be known as the Cena era or the Cena-Orton era? (Not looking for the official name, but which wrestler/s will be most associated with it.)

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  170. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:50 PM

    Yeah. Even if we built a dome here this city just isn't big enough for that kind of circus.

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  171. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:50 PM

    He deserves better, he was Doc Holliday!

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  172. MikeyMike, WitnessJuly 23, 2014 at 6:50 PM

    When did the WWF tilt the logo for the new gen era? I'm watching from Feb 1995 and it's still angled normally.

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  173. Charles Dickens will write the first sentence: "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

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  174. Adam "Colorado" CurryJuly 23, 2014 at 6:50 PM

    It's happened recently. Some NFC south team, can't remember which one.

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