by Logan Scisco
-A video package
recaps the Undertaker becoming the number one contender to the WWF championship
on last week’s show.
-Jim Ross and Jerry
“the King” Lawler are doing commentary and they are live from East Rutherford,
New Jersey.
-Shawn Michaels
comes out, making his first WWF appearance since WrestleMania XIV. Michaels sits down to do commentary for the
show and tells Ross that he is not sure when he will return to the ring.
-Opening
Contest: The Undertaker pins Vader with
a Tombstone at 4:35:
Looking back, I wish Vader had entered the Brawl for
All. It was already littered with lower
midcard talent and guys looking to reboot their careers or get them going, so
it would have been well suited for 1998 Vader.
After the entrances, Kane, Mankind, and Paul Bearer come out, but they
let the match proceed as scheduled. As
another “what if,” imagine what a stable of Vader, Kane, and Mankind would have
been like in 1998. Vader gives this the
old college try, but the Undertaker unceremoniously finishes him with Tombstone
and Earl Hebner does his slow three count to add insult to injury. Really Earl?
Rating: ** (1 for 1)
-After the match,
Mankind prepares to hit the Undertaker with a chair, but Kane takes it from
Mankind and then whacks Vader with it.
Does this mean Kane and the Undertaker are in cahoots?
-Brawl for All
First Round: Bart Gunn beats Bob Holly
via decision
This match constituted the breakup of the New Midnight
Express as Ross tells us that Jim Cornette resigned as their manager as a
result of them deciding to face each other.
That, for all intents and purposes, ends the last vestiges of the NWA
angle for good. This is the first Brawl
for All to feature a regular WWF referee as Danny Hodge is no longer doing the
honors. Bart just dominates Holly in
this bout and easily makes it to the next round. There was nothing about this that made it
exciting, so it does not get a point from me.
After the match, Bob gives Bart a cheap shot and there is a small fight
between the two before WWF officials break it up. 1 for
2
-The D-Generation X
skit mocking the Nation of Domination on last week’s show is recapped.
-Jason Sensation
joins the broadcast team and he imitates other WWF superstars at Lawler’s
urging. When he imitates Bret Hart,
Michaels asks whether that is a midcarder (a shot at Bret’s status in the WCW
upper midcard at the time because – say it with me - WCW). Ross interviews the Nation, who are
backstage, and they are not happy with last week’s skit. The Godfather debuts his “pimpin’ ain’t easy”
line during this segment. Owen gets mad
at Sensation continuing to imitate him at Lawler’s urging and runs out and
attacks him before DX intervenes.
-Triple H &
X-Pac (w/Chyna) defeat The Rock & Owen Hart when X-Pac pins The Rock after
an X-Factor at 6:28:
Shawn Michaels starts talking about the Kliq on
commentary and is actually censored for doing so. The match does not follow the normal tag
formula, as X-Pac gets in peril, absorbs a People’s Elbow and other Nation
offense, and then surprises the Rock out of nowhere with the X-Factor to
win. The expected solid match between
these guys and they could have done much more if given another five minutes. Rating: **¾ (2 for 3)
-Sable comes out to
do commentary for the next match. Sable
promises that her bikini at Fully Loaded will make her bikini at the 1997
Slammy Awards look like an evening gown.
-Steve Blackman
beats “Marvelous” Marc Mero (w/Jacqueline) with a pump kick at 2:14:
This is a rematch from the Brawl for All, but it is
overwhelmed by Sable and Jacqueline fighting near the announce table and
Michaels and Lawler fawning over Sable.
Mero appears to have the match won with a low blow, but when Jacqueline
tries to do something off the top rope to Blackman, Sable stops her and
Blackman suddenly recovers and wins.
Mero was never able to reinvent himself after the Sable feud, which was
quite sad considering his in-ring and mic talents. The feud also made it impossible to go back
to WCW as Johnny B. Badd because he would have been showered with “Sable”
chants.
-WWF Tag Team
Championship Match: Kane & Mankind
(w/Paul Bearer) defeat The New Age Outlaws (Champions w/Chyna) when Kane pins
The Road Dogg with a Tombstone to win the titles at 5:34:
Before the bell, the Undertaker comes out to watch this
match. Of all the teams left in the tag
division, Kane and Mankind are the only credible challengers for the
titles. Think about it: LOD 2000 is irrelevant, the DOA are being
somewhat repackaged with Ellering but that isn’t enough, the New Midnight
Express broke up, and 2 Cold Scorpio and Terry Funk are enhancement
talent. After all hell breaks loose in
the ring, all hell breaks loose outside it as the Nation and the remaining
members of DX brawl and in the chaos, D-Lo Brown interferes with a Lo Down on
the Road Dogg and the Outlaws seven month reign as tag team champions is
over. Theoretically, this makes the
Fully Loaded main event tag match for the WWF tag team titles. Rating: ** (3 for 4)
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-Triple H yells at
Vince McMahon over the lack of control referees have in recent matches. Having the Outlaws add to the complaints is
pretty funny considering how much cheating they engaged in to keep the titles
during their reign.
-Kaientai
(w/Yamiguchi-San) beats Taka Michinoku & Too Much when Dick Togo pins Scott
Taylor after a Senton Bomb at 3:38:
Evidently, the Michinoku-Too Much pairing was forced by
the office in storyline terms as opposed to a genuine alliance. Unsurprisingly, tempers flare between Scott
Taylor and Michinoku and Michinoku dropkicks Taylor into the hands of Kaientai,
who finishes him off. After the bout,
Christopher beats up Michinoku and Val Venis comes out and reveals that he has
been having an affair with Yamiguchi-San’s wife. The match was good, but I am not giving this
a point because the idea that Taka would ever agree to pair with Too Much under
any circumstances is ridiculous. Rating:
**¼ (3 for 5)
-The Undertaker
chokeslamming The Godfather, D-Lo Brown, and Terry Funk on last week’s Raw is
the Skittles Slam of the Week.
-Vince McMahon
comes out and talks with the Undertaker.
McMahon commends the Undertaker on his deception last week, but raises
the question of whether the Undertaker is getting help from Kane. The Undertaker refuses to answer McMahon’s
question and Steve Austin comes out.
Austin asks the Undertaker whether he will have his back at Fully Loaded
and the Undertaker remains non-committal.
That brings out D-Generation X and Triple H demands the Outlaws get an
immediate rematch against Kane and Mankind with three referees: a regular official in the ring and the
Undertaker and Austin on the outside of the ring. This will reveal whether the Undertaker and
Kane are working together. Triple
H: COO before we even knew it! 4 for
6
-Brawl for All
First Round: Dan Severn beats The
Godfather via decision:
As someone who did not see a lot of UFC growing up, I was
really excited to see what Severn could do in this format. Severn is not used to releasing a takedown
after performing one, which the rules require, so the referee has to constantly
yell for him to break. Severn also keeps
going for submissions, which are not allowed.
The crowd is not happy about the lack of punches thrown and Severn
advances due to his takedown skills in a very boring bout. After this, Severn would withdraw from the
Brawl for All because he did not care for the format and this bout shows
why. We have had six Brawl for All
matches and all of them have gone to a decision, which is not very
exciting. 4 for 7
-WWF Tag Team
Championship Match with The Undertaker and Steve Austin as Special
Enforcers: Kane & Mankind (Champions
w/Paul Bearer) wrestle The New Age Outlaws to a no-contest at 8:09:
I am not often a fan of having the same match happen
again on the same show, but this was a very creative way to book around that
problem. The main referee gets bumped
when Billy Gunn inserts himself into the match without a tag, but when Austin
tries to count the Road Dogg’s small package on Kane, the Undertaker pulls him
out of the ring. The Undertaker tries to
count a pin when Kane chokeslams Road Dogg and Austin interrupts that. The Undertaker and Austin then get into
separate fights with Mankind and Kane, respectively, and the Nation of
Domination hits the ring to brawl with the Outlaws, which brings out
D-Generation X. Austin and the
Undertaker delivering Stunners and chokeslams plays us out and no one ends up
winning the match. I’ll give this one a
point for the crazy post-match brawl. Rating:
** (5 for 8)
The Final Report Card: This show gave us more storyline development
for the Undertaker-Kane relationship and whether they were in cahoots with each
other, although that issue is becoming very, very complicated. Why would Kane want the Undertaker to face
Austin for the WWF title instead of himself?
If he did decide to work with his brother, was it his idea? When was such an agreement made? Why would Kane or the Undertaker not tell
McMahon about it, since McMahon also wants to get the title off of Austin? Does McMahon know and is he just playing dumb
to lure in Austin? All this aside, this
RAW had a really hot first hour and then the second hour was death. If not for the post-match brawl at the end,
this RAW would have ended up in neutral territory. A slight thumbs up for this episode, which
saw RAW regain its Nielsen ratings lead only a week after WCW showed its big
Goldberg-Hogan match.
Monday Night War Rating: 4.7 (vs. 4.5 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up
I always took the Kane/Taker alliance in the early years as Taker being a manipulative prick and Kane being easily manipulated.
ReplyDeleteWorld Cup TJ: what the hell? @ Brazil vs. Germany
ReplyDeleteGott im Himmel.
ReplyDeleteKid ought to be happy as his life will get somewhat normal again with Brazil out barring a sniper.
TBK, if you see this, I hope you stay safe tonight.
ReplyDeleteGeorge R.R. Martin @GRRM 34m
ReplyDeleteSpoiler Alert! I wrote the script for this World Cup game.
I feel a 'DAT ASS' comment is appropriate here.
ReplyDeleteI am a fan of pro wrestling. I just happen to not be a fan of The Shield. I don't have to be a fan of the latter to be a fan of the former. Lots of guys on here love them and that's cool. I just happen to be the one guy that doesn't.
ReplyDeleteThe whole Kane/Undertaker alliance/conspiracy felt more palatable because of the build to the WM match and the fact that Undertaker's anger seemed more directed at Paul Bearer in the months following.
ReplyDeleteThere was always the sense that Undertaker would prefer not to be fighting with Kane, and once he had demolished Bearer a few times and his lackey Mankind, he turned his attention to winning Kane over to his side.
Mcmahon doesn't know, but he suspects. Kane has already been used once by Mcmahon, and then called an idiot on television for making his own decision. Undertaker's issues with Mcmahon are well documented at this point. They wanted to handle this themselves, and keep Austin guessing about their intentions. Better to keep Austin off-balance if you're the Undertaker, than align with his worst enemy and make it clear as day you're planning to screw him.
As for when the deal was made... is that really important? I'd honestly prefer WWE trust me to fill in the blanks on some of the minor points, versus the product today, where they feel the need to spell out every single thing, plain as day, without a hint of intrigue.
Ted Dibase?
ReplyDeleteOf course I have not fact checked, but off the top of my head, he is one who always comes to mind.
Hillbilly Jim. Since no one has figured it out yet, I'll just say it: Hillbilly Jim is absolutely the greatest professional wrestling star ever to be eluded by WWF, WCW, and ECW gold. So far that is; the guy's still in pretty good shape, wouldn't be surprised to see him come back one of these days. I know I'd be willing to bet the farm on him!
ReplyDeleteWorld Cup: Holy fuck. 6-0 Germany.
ReplyDelete1998 was a good year for the E, albeit the whole Austin vs. Taker at Summer-Slam was just boring. This part wasn't . . . especially when Austin/Taker won the tag titles at the PPV. By Summer-Slam, Kane and Taker officially became buddies -- the week before and you knew Austin was retaining and it was just boring from then on. Then Kane and Taker beat Austin, no decision each other -- but that was more interesting do to the dramatic storylines and Shane McMahon coming into his own -- only to end up swerving Austin -- which was actually a favorite moment for me in 1998.
ReplyDeleteI forgot Shawn make a brief comeback as an announcer at this point. Although, he was around in a "Commissioner role" a few months after this. Him burying Bret seemed normal, even if he wasn't actually a midcarder at that point. [The minute Bret turned heel and joined Hogan with the excuse to smark fans that it was only a ruse -- that actually wasn't a ruse is when I technically gave up on WCW. I was hoping Bret would eventually get a big match with somebody, but he doesn't even get to wrestle like himself until August 1999. And he is gone by Jan 2000 due to Starrcade and Goldberg.]
Triple H was still in the midcard, but was on the road to be a very solid one in his summer feud with the Rock. Rock was steps away from a pseudo-Russo face turn a few months from here. May have been able to been a full blown face, even it was right behind Austin at this point too -- however.
Brawl For All was interesting to me because it was a shoot. With hindsight, however, they may has well not have done it.
It had to be the era and the controversy because a lot of this seriously doesn't hold up. Oh don't get me wrong -- Rock and Austin hold up -- but Taker was heading into a downward spiral that turned him into a devil worshipper trying to perform sacrifice on Austin and baby-face Kane. [Although Kane's face turn was better off in the long run, especially when Waltman still cared to work and the two teamed up as a tag and then had the feud.]
Attitude is a mixed bag for me. The Austin era stuff is still good, minus Taker at SummerSlam - but the promotion went on a unnoticeable spiral that went unnoticed because the promotion was just on fire at the time and it happened in slow steps. In 1999, I found WrestleMania 15 to be a classic with the promotions top two guys at the time. Nowadays, I notice a lot of the bad Russo stuff. Post-Russo wasn't great either, but for some reason it holds up better today. 2001 was the last epic year, in spite of having a inter-promotional invasion simply becoming the battle of the siblings. Flair being their financier, buy purchasing their stock was actually pretty cool before Vince buried Flair with a passion before Triple H got more mileage out of him.
This is the most wrong thing on the Internet today.
ReplyDeleteThis is a hard question. Jake Roberts is pretty much #1 by a mile but otherwise its not too star studded of a list. Here's my answer. Sin Cara/mistico.
ReplyDeleteI've always been a big fan and I was even touting him back in the live journal days as a guy to check out based on his cmll work especially from 2006. I was fucking stoked when the wwe signed him and not suprised at all when they put him right on the main roster. Then he just didn't look right in the ring and didn't get over. I can't believe he busted out that badly. And he didn't even get a tag title reign or anything like that. He's my vote just for being a guy I followed who shit the bed.
OH THE HUMANITY!
ReplyDelete7-0.....
Not even Jim Ross?
ReplyDeleteIf this question was about "world" titles then you'd be onto something, but since everyone get some kind of secondary belt at some point, it's pretty much Jake Rpberts and that's it.
ReplyDeleteSo tomorrow ask about WORLD titles.
They went that way as soon as Taker turned heel in October/November. It was weird because Taker turns heel around that time, but doesn't launch his whole ministry of darkness crap until December/January. In fact, I think Taker trying to sacrifice Austin on a table was two months before Taker returned as the leader of the ministry of darkness. [Russo 101: Let your #3 babyface become a Satan worshipper -- kidnap the bosses daughter to force a face turn of evil owner -- nemesis -- including evil dude burning daughter's stuffed bear from her childhood -- have Vince kind of turn face before, yep swerve and have Stephanie become the innocent valley girl in the sweater face -- only until she decided to swerve everyone -- but only after Triple H drugs her drink -- although that wasn't Russo -- but it sounded like it was from his playbook.
ReplyDeleteBest think Russo did in WCW: (crickets)
Come on?
Jeff Jarrett -- yep that's it.
He was recognized WWF tag champion under the "freebird" rule, but technically did not win them.
ReplyDeleteHe did win the WCW tag titles with Kronik, I think.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
ReplyDelete1-7. ¡VIVA BRASIL!
Who are you to... I'm just gonna stop there.
ReplyDeleteHe did lead the 2nd best faction of all time.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit....the World Cup is still going on?
ReplyDeleteHe didn't work for any major companies during that time; I think he was just hPpily retired until Vince brought him back into the New Generation for god knows what reason.
ReplyDeleteWhat about AJ styles? Or Samoa Joe?
ReplyDeleteOh, come on. Don't sleep on "Mike Awesome: Fat Chick Thrilla."
ReplyDeleteWhat a great time to be a wrestling fan.
ReplyDeleteSemis today and tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteAnd Germany took Brazil out behind the ole' woodshed today. Fuck a branch, they beat Brazil's ass with the whole damn tree.
I liked Kwang way way way more than Savio, who I couldn't stand.
ReplyDelete.....joking yes, but I'm at the point where I see anything he's doing other than writing Winds of Winter and getting pissed
ReplyDeleteThe difference is I'm legit, here to deliver news updates. The other guy is a one note joke.
ReplyDeleteSince Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns are all 2-0 at Wrestlemania, I'll bet we start getting 'Streak' storylines for them perhaps as soon as WM31.
ReplyDeleteTake it easy it there Steven Dunn.
ReplyDeleteWho told ... Er... What?
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