Tuesday, August 26, 2014

BoD Daily Update

WWE Star Says That He is Going Away For a While?

Last night, Ryback tweeted that he was "going away to get some stuff fixed and that he has not been himself for quite some time. He then finished his tweet by writing "PS Sorry Punk"




Dean Ambrose Update

Ambrose is currently filming the WWE Studios film "Lockdown" which is scheduled to film through 9/20 and he is not expected to be back full-time until then. 

Credit PWInsider.com



Kayfabe Commentaries Releases YouShoot with Monstrous BC

This is the former Brodus Clay and below you can view the trailer


349 comments:

  1. Don't worry, he won't be away for long, he'll be RY't- BACK.



    Thread over, see you all tomorrow. *locks thread*

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  2. So Curtis Axel will be a full-blown jobber now? I'm okay with this.

    And when Ambrose gets back, I hope to hell the ensuing blowoff with Rollins is a crazy 30-minute weapons filled brawl.

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  3. Bayless, Any chance of you reviewing the Brodus dvd? Sounds real interesting

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  4. This was terrible. I like it.

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  5. Was he not a full-blown jobber before?

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  6. I think Bayless said it was shit.

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  7. No! He was the Intercontinental champion, and...

    ...wait...

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  8. Downloaded some game on my android from the google playstore called Wrestling Revolution. CANNOT. STOP. PLAYING.

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  9. I know this is probably some straight to dvd movie but I would've thought it'd take more 30 days or so to film a movie.

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  10. Maybe Punk was trying to get Ryback off the juice, but he blew it ("sorry Punk") and the "stuff" he's getting fixed is to get off the needle?


    I'll take WILD SPECULATION for $200, Alex!!!

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  11. Most low budget movies can't afford shoots that long.

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  12. The Brodus Clay shoot was different and interesting, just because it shows a wrestler that was 100% homegrown and brainwashed by WWE. The future of wrestling is grim.

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  13. I really just want to make a comment because Vince Jordan declared the thread over and I am AN EDGY REBEL!

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  14. so keeping your cool and not burning your bridges to the point of having to work at Target = "brainwashed" now? I call it "smart".

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  15. Dolph Ziggler should quit his 200K a year job because they are booking him badly!

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  16. And then spit in Mcmahon's face on the way out! THAT'LL SHOW'EM!!

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  17. But see, you're brainwashed too, so how would you know?


    It's a tricky thing.

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  18. Worst_in_the_WorldAugust 26, 2014 at 9:06 AM

    So in the current wrestling landscape, could Brodus Clay even make a career as a wrestler anymore? WWE is done with him, TNA is pretty much closed up, and he wouldn't be a fit in ROH/AAA/Japan. Sure he can do random spots as "Funk Loving Dino Man" at indie shows on weekends, but otherwise it seems like a guy like him is pretty done. Definitely a shame that the wrestling world has become that small.

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  19. Del Rio was right to slap that guy because he SAID SOMETHING MEAN! That is the correct way to handle a problem in a work environment... with VIOLENCE

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  20. But Stone Cold kept giving stunners to all of his bosses, and that was totally awesome! Why can't others get away with that too?

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  21. He should go to Japan where he can really apply his art.

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  22. You could watch on the network and find out... you know the network that is a complete failure because it didn't have every AWA TV show from 1985 on day 1!

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  23. Or maybe he should go back to Ring Of Honor

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  24. cowardwhotriedtoquitAugust 26, 2014 at 9:10 AM

    So, Ambrose is saving Reigns at Night Of Champions (9/21)?


    Any chance they're going to try to reintroduce Ryback as a challenger to Brock for November/December?

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  25. Did I hear right that they are hyping up the Attitude Era Raws, and the Nitros right around the time of the resubscription period? Why those conniving bastards... It's almost like they specifically saved this so people would have to renew!! BURN TITAN TOWERS!!

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  26. Of course, it's smart to do what you're told to keep a great job. It makes the product suck, though.

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  27. I know a bunch of posters here have been voting in the Character Tournament... Knockout Round Two is underway...

    http://placetobenation.com/category/entertain/ptbn-world-cup-of-tv-characters/

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  28. Meh I will just steal all of the product they put out while continuing to complain about them not catering to me! That will turn things around!

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  29. There's no shame in working for the #2 North American promotion. He's put on some amazing matches. It'd really be a win-win.

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  30. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:16 AM

    Sweet! I'm in!

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  31. If Brodus worked on his stamina a bit I bet he would still have a job with the WWE. Everytime one his matches last past five minutes he gets so blown up he couldn't execute the most basic of moves properly. Look at how he botched slamming Tensai. It's not about him being a big guy but guys like King Kong Bundy, Big Boss Man, Kamala, One Man Gang, etc. could go 10-20 minutes, Brodus Clay couldn't and that was his downfall.

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  32. I hope Ryback is okay and deals with whatever he has to deal with successfully.

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  33. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:22 AM

    So, was there any other context for the Ryback tweet? Given how often He's pretty much a dick on Twitter, this is probably the start of him just messing with people.

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  34. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:23 AM

    There's a number 2 promotion in North America?

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  35. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:24 AM

    This conversation has been one of my favorite ever on the BoD.

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  36. And yet I am not in the BoD title picture

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  37. Watching Raw... Miz-dow is a great bit.

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  38. I want to move to Utah so I can be allowed multiple wives just so I can marry it.

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  39. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:25 AM

    It's a travesty, a damned shame I tell ya!

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  40. Did you know that if Dolph Ziggler and Zach Ryder were given better pushes, WWE would have 18 million Network subscriptions?

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  41. Correction. 320 Million Subscriptions in the U.S. alone... some people would order it twice just to pay respects to Vince for his benevolence.

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  42. Yeah, I am giving serious consideration to sleeping with GM Bayless' wife over it.

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  43. Worst_in_the_WorldAugust 26, 2014 at 9:28 AM

    Agreed. Miz has been excellent since coming back as Hollywood Miz, and Sandow is just Sandow.

    They should tag the two of them up.

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  44. Money doesn't matter he should work for $25 a night and a Sizzler coupon FOR LOVE OF THE GAME

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  45. I didn't give it a second thought for this very reason, he has been known to say some bizarre shit on twitter.

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  46. So the PPV is the 21st. Does that mean they have a rematch or is he just going to be back to screw with Rollins at the PPV?

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  47. Cena puts on a much better performance against Brock but still loses... Rollins tries to cash in figuring he will never get Brock in a weaker state but he also loses because Ambrose interferes. Authority is now in panic mode because they have created a monster and no longer have their plan B.

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  48. If you followed it on a week by week basis, you can slowly see what will happen.

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  49. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:32 AM

    I can't see any reason to make a whole post out of a tweet like this unless there's something to back it up, an interview with Ryback, a source within WWE saying he's taking a break. You know, some actual journalism instead of reacting to a twitter post.

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  50. But the Sizzler coupon is a BOGO!

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  51. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:33 AM

    Much like 'llax sleeping with your wife... Same difference.

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  52. Legit had to shut the door to my office I laughed so hard at this

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  53. It was a terrible shoot. I actually learned nothing by watching it and he refused to even speak bad about Bill DeMott, a guy who trashed him in his book.


    If you want to do a YouShoot, you need people who are willing to talk. Brodus might be fine in an RF shoot but the format of YouShoot makes it tough for guys who do not want to be honest about what happens.

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  54. "You know, some actual journalism instead of reacting to a twitter post."

    LOL!

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  55. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:34 AM

    I think Bayless' No. 1 mistake with BoD Raw was not pairing us together as a Bad Influence-like tag team.

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  56. The Lax Movement?

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  57. interesting....Then instead of the Rocky III scenario we transition into a World War Hulk story

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  58. "Stay out of it, old man!" Nikki. Best line of the night. Hilarious.

    Also, I kinda love that there's always chairs at these interviews. No one has ever used then for more than 5 seconds. I don't think anyone ever used then on Jericho's interview segments. But, great conviction to stick to the concept.

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  59. Then our opponents can say "MORE LIKE THE LAXATIVE MOVEMENT AMIRITE?" and think they are terribly funny because poop humor ALWAYS works.

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  60. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:36 AM

    I know, I know. It's crazy talk.

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  61. Oddly enough, Ryback has deleted all of his tweets from his entire account

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  62. I agree I thought this segment was far better than everyone said it was (and lets be honest she was right about the twin fantasy thing).

    I don't however see how it relates at all to this particular post.

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  63. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:38 AM

    See, that's probably more newsworthy.

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  64. Just rewatched RAW and it really was a terrible show.


    The creative team needs a complete overhaul

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  65. In going away, Ryback has helped us all find our smile.

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  66. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 26, 2014 at 9:38 AM

    How long has this current team in place?

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  67. He would get to work 35 minute matches, so he would not only get paid less, but his body would suffer more wear and tear too. BUT BY GAWD, HE WOULD BE BOOKED TO WIN THE FAKE MATCHES!

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  68. HA HA HA DIARREAH


    HA HA HA FARTS


    HA HA HA CONSTIPATION




    WWE Creative humor

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  69. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 26, 2014 at 9:39 AM

    Genius idea. I recommend you go work on creative in the WWE. Requirements will be cutting your current income in half and doubling your hours.

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  70. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:39 AM

    What are the chances of an inadvertent Double turn in in the Bella's PPV match? I mean Brie is NOT coming across as an effective face.

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  71. I dont know but they are incapable of scripting dialogue that makes sense.


    Its so bad to watch

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  72. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:40 AM

    McMahon's been there for 40 years.

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  73. Brock needs to killa jobber or.. someone leaving. Like if this is actually RVDs last week Brock should have broke him in half and left him a dead pile of goo.

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  74. Be happy with the Midcard Mafia

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  75. Also once you have a couple of successful ideas you will likely be fired for upstaging the bosses.

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  76. so they are going to teach ryback to wrestle safe is what i presume by that??

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  77. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:41 AM

    Well he IS a member of the Top 3.
    *Top 3 handshake*

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  78. "A Viper without teeth is a worm"


    "I wish you died in the womb"


    No one here could make up dialogue that is worse than this.

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  79. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:41 AM

    HHH. The answer is always HHH.

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  80. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    Evil GM even trying to hold the talent down in Daily Threads? Bastard!

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  81. the death in the womb comment was sheer wrestlecrap gold! that segment had me laughing sooo hard for its campiness.

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  82. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    All they did was dress him like Alberto Del Rio.

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  83. He was out of action for a whole eight days and came back apparently without injury to destroy Wyatt. Awesome storytelling.

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  84. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 26, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    The problem is Nikki is at least doing "ok" as a heel. I'd imagine Nikki would be just as bad as a face.

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  85. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 26, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    Ryback "getting some stuff fixed" = couch time.

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  86. I would effectively come across Brie's face

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  87. I vote they make a WCW move and just forget the whole thing. Drop the entire angle.

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  88. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    They fucked up by not turning ToF heel.

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  89. Living the gimmick

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  90. Completely agreed, I've made a similar complaint to Sean about choosing new guys for YouShoots. But, he sees them as a relaxed, fun format that he can get people to do and mask that they're focused on keeping bridges with Vince. Which is a shame.

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  91. It was sarcasm in a string of sarcasm.

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  92. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 26, 2014 at 9:44 AM

    And Abeyance is your King.

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  93. In fairness "Evil authority figure" is uncharted territory so he has to make it up as he goes

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  94. So, regarding the Bellas, have we discussed who is Shawn Michaels and who is Marty Janetty?

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  95. Breaking barriers over here my friend


    I'm too afraid to pull the trigger on something this new but i was thinking about an evil foreigner character and having someone get their face stuffed into a giant cake

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  96. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 26, 2014 at 9:46 AM

    Both are poor woman versions of Paul Diamond of Badd Company

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  97. "...who is Shawn Michaels and who is Marty Janetty?"

    Shawn Michaels = Michael Shawn Hickenbottom

    Marty Jannety = Fredrick Marty Jannetty

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  98. Brie's awful acting and the terrible dialogue made it cringeworthy


    Nikki did the best she could have though. The only part of the segment that worked at all.

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  99. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:47 AM

    I figured you for a Nikki preference.

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  100. You could go REALLY radical and give someone a trophy... ONLY TO HAVE IT GET DESTROYED

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  101. They love to wrestle


    They love to party

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  102. 8 days is long enough to recover from a dozen or so german suplexes, and 2 F-5's. It's not like he was locked in an ambulance where a semi truck ran into it, or if he was dropped from 40 feet in the air while trapped in a car. 8 days is fine.

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  103. We have standards and practices here. Don't know if that will fly

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  104. Jack Swagger took much less of a beating from Rusev and is respectful enough to tape his ribs.

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  105. I was in the midst of typing out a response then I realized you meant because Nikki is an awful bitch. Well played.

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  106. I wonder how much he could realistically make in ROH? I'm not saying I think he should go/will go but I wonder what they would pay him?

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  107. More like who's Ding and who's Dong.

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  108. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:48 AM

    The man came back from every injury he had months early. You think a couple German suplexes is going to keep him out two weeks?

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  109. Did you just upvote yourself? Stay classy, 'llax. :)

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  110. You sell it on TV last week like the biggest beating ever and the next, the guy comes out unscathed and destroys someone? No wonder fans care less and less about Cena.

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  111. Then how about a wedding... but you see THE WEDDING DOESN'T FINISH BUT INSTEAD ENDS IN A FIGHT

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  112. Better off making his own schedule in the indies and try to catch on in Japan

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  113. But weddings are to be cherished forever.

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  114. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:50 AM

    Celebrate a birthday, and the cake ends up on people!

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  115. Seems like you are reaching here. Maybe the "biggest beating in a confines of a match", but not even in the top 50 in overall wrestling beatings.

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  116. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:51 AM

    Oh, wait, that was mentioned already. I'm having trouble keeping up with this fast pace today.

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  117. Or just staying in WWE, making good money just to wrestle, and banging C List celebrities.

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  118. What do you think they paid Matt Hardy? Do you think more or less than 1k per appearance

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  119. ...man you really teed that one up for me

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  120. Weird, it showed you in the upvote list. Disqus is strange.

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  121. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 9:52 AM

    Jobbers in the 80s would frequently get the shit kicked out of them and then show up for two or three more matches the same taping.

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  122. Would 1K cover a buffet trip for Matt?

    He is fat you see...

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  123. The whole point of the rematch is that Cena got destroyed and wants to take him on again, despite people thinking it is too dangerous yet he is completely unscatehd now and they have 3 weeks of TV until the PPV to build. Its compelling stuff, really it is.

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  124. I guess the fact that I only kind of want to bang her means she hasn't been a convincing bitch.

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  125. Not at the same taping after a vicious beating.


    Watched enough 80's WWF lately to know that

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  126. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:54 AM

    You underestimate the physiology of a Kryptonian.

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  127. seems about right for RoH.

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  128. I want to create a synthetic narcotic and call it "Yellow Sun"

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  129. Did Marty Jannetty ever get fake tits?

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  130. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:55 AM

    Sounds like a designer drug sold at raves or to hippies.

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  131. Once. In college. But he was very drunk and he doesn't like to talk about it.

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  132. No but he has h-bombed dozens of chicks who do have them

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  133. Ravers is what I had in mind yes.

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  134. Can he take Curtis with him while he's at it? I don't want to be reminded of his talent-having father.

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  135. My favorite thing about Badd Company was their entrance theme was "Bad Company" by Bad Company. You just don't get that nowadays.

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  136. Curtis would make a good manager at a tire store if you ask me.

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  137. Daniel took bigger beatings, both by HHH and Kane, and only missed 1 raw also. Seriously, it was just german suplexes and 2 F 5's.

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  138. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:58 AM

    No. It's out. They should go full retard with an image makeover for Nikki.
    I said last night the fact that she looks like someone she hates should bother her so much that she does a complete make over. (hair color, outfit, etc.) It should be capped off by Nikki wanting to scar Brie's face so they don't look alike.

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  139. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    I thought he would be a good lumberjack.

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  140. They are trying to sell a rematch, and Cena being crazy to want it, yet he is not showing any ill effects of the match against Brock so why would anyone care about this story if the face is not hurt at the moment?


    My whole point is the storylines are just getting markedly worse.

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  141. Delectably awful.

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  142. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:00 AM

    More like Leif Cassidy and Marty Jannetty.

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  143. He really is tiring me out.

    I want to top Vince Jordan's awful joke.

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  144. Not bad, but sorry, I have already deemed the thread ~LOCKED, so it does not count.

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  145. My WWE Network subscription expired today and my account says: "Your WWE Network subscription has expired." yet I can still view everything on the Network. Wrestlezone is reporting that people with expired accounts still have access as well. I better not get charged for this screw up.

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  146. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:02 AM

    It's not the moves he took, but who delivered them.
    Brock should be made to look like he would kill a person with the "Fingerpoke of Doom".

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  147. She turns into 'Nikki Jackson' and wants to look more appealing by The Authority's standards by looking more pasty and less Hispanic-like (or gindaloonish) and wears garish costumes and a fedora. She has an affair with Mark Henry and gives birth to a hand.

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  148. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:04 AM

    They should tie the Nikki Bella storyline into it. Now that she's heel she should be doubting John and calling him a loser.

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  149. Well maybe if I was still allowed to view the Elite stuff I could have an answer for you.

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  150. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 10:04 AM

    Was Cena even stretchered out after the match? If he left the ring under his own power, didn't show up on Raw the next day and took a week off to recoup, I don't think it's out of line for a Kryptonian to recover that fast.

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  151. I'll tell you when this thread is locked! *bangs fists on bar counter*

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  152. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:05 AM

    I was thinking more of a Kardashian or Lady Gaga, but we'll go with your idea.

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  153. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 10:05 AM

    Something tells me you still wouldn't have an answer...

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  154. Eddie Guerrero's autopsy revealed that he died from complications resulting from "Brock Lesnar saying 'Die, Eddie, die'."

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  155. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:06 AM

    I loved the fact that Shawn had no rhythm despite being a "Rocker"

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  156. Lady Gaga is good, it's topical.

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  157. Yes... Well... I'm watching Raw now and...Look over there! (Runs away)

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  158. And they were '80s rockers in the early '90s, when that sort of shit was OUT. So retarded.

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  159. Watched it last night.


    Didnt learn anything and he didnt want to speak about anything either. He apparently never saw or heard anyone party, act like a dick, or anything else. He wouldnt even play the gimmick bag game and just kept giving answers like "I don't know" or "The Trainers" when SEan pulled out a pill bottle.


    One of the worst YouShoots made, IMO

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  160. The stretcher thing is really something that people want too much. Most faces do walk back on their own power after a beating, because they have pride. Like did Austin get stretchered out at WM 13 after losing half a gallon of blood, and having a severely injured knee? hell no.

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  161. I'm begging for Stephanie and her writers to do a Reo a Roundup next week on Raw. -- where two announcers visit the Bella Family home. They'll mess it up -- but seriously stop booking this like Undertaker and Kane because I really don't want Nikki to throw Brie in a casket and set it on fire for only Brie to show up with lightening bolts and challenging Nikki for a match at the Wrestlemania.

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  162. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarAugust 26, 2014 at 10:10 AM

    I agree. I'm just saying, the man walked away from the match. Sure, he stayed in the ring to sell it a bit, but it's not like he was knocked unconscious for hours or couldn't move his arms/legs after the beating.


    He got squashed, he licked his wounds and came back a week later. Probably a longer sell job than he's done in the past.

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  163. At least saying she wishes Brie had been a stillborn or whatever kind of harkens back to the Attitude days. Even like, Al Wilson dying while he was fucking Dawn Marie was fucking hysterical to me.

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  164. I'm sure the WWE wishes that people would chant "YES! YES! YES!" at Brie like they chant "CM Punk!" at AJ.

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  165. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:12 AM

    Honestly, it's a storyline I'm surprised wrestling hasn't hit on before and it's easy to write.
    I know quite a few sets of twins and at one point they HATE each other because they have no individual identity. Usually one of them gets pissed about it and does everything to distance themselves from the other.

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  166. The Love-Matic Grampa!August 26, 2014 at 10:13 AM

    I assume he meant his teeth.

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  167. I could book raw better and I haven't watched the show in five years. The Nikki/Brie thing needs to end with it being a setup to gain control of the WWE.

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  168. And that is apparently unacceptable to some people. (note: when I say "Some People", I mean "Brian Bayless")

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  169. Everything WWE does is wrong, and he would fix everything and make them trillions of dollars with 18 new Austin-Rock level main eventers every month.

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  170. Oh fuck off. And I mean that with love and a note that has a Whitman's Sampler attached to it

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  171. This guy sounds good, then! Let's hear him out.

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  172. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:16 AM

    What is the Cena/Lesnar storyline comparable to when it comes to 80's movies? Rocky III? The Karate Kid?

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  173. Aren't Whitman's Samplers for homosexuals?

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  174. The Love-Matic Grampa!August 26, 2014 at 10:16 AM

    On the Cena scale, this was a "stretcher job".

    I've got to stop agreeing with you, man. Bad for my rep.

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  175. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:16 AM

    TTGI

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  176. The Terminator, and Cena is that little bitch, John Connor.

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  177. They make gay chocolate now?

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  178. You would WANT Rocky III. However, it's not giving that vibe.

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  179. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:17 AM

    So Brock is Black Bolt?

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  180. Around the corner, where fudge is made.

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  181. Ok well at least it wasn't just me going..come on you could limp and or wince a little

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  182. He's more like Drederick Tatum from The Simpsons.

    *Chaos ensuing at prison*
    "Hey guys, shut up."
    "Sorry champ."

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  183. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:19 AM

    Or a contract signing. Nothing goes wrong at contract signings.

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  184. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonAugust 26, 2014 at 10:20 AM

    I'm getting more of a 60's Batman vibe from Cena.

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  185. The tombstones -- the sharpshooter reversals -- this would be the best twenty minutes in the WWE universe. I mean it would truly be the best booked bad match in the great history of out sport. Stephanie, I'm begging you to call me and allow me to book this feud - I'll do it for a cheap 5,000 for the whole booking to the Wrestlemania.

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  186. Worst_in_the_WorldAugust 26, 2014 at 10:20 AM

    Rocky 3 obviously!!!
    Except not at all.

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  187. Whoa, in what segment and what context were these lines spoken?

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  188. Or how about this: Nikki is pro-Israel and Brie is pro-Palestine, and Brie's all "how could you support those filthy [censored]?" and Nikki's all "yeah well look at my fat tits!"

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  189. http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ea/eaebd79b71207252ee121e88002a2d7004b152353749cb41cfaf8ac865b6f1b8.jpg

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  190. Brodus Clay is way too nice a dude to ever make a shoot interesting. If he was as bad ass as he looks i think they'd have utilised him more in WWE (sad but true)

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  191. I liked when the quitter was in a contract signing segment (against HHH I think), and he started with "Should we just skip this and flip the table right now to save some time?"

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