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The Fappening

Jesus, I go to work for the day and the internet blows up.  I think these celebs need better security on their cell phones.  Anyway, although I'm not posting direct links, but here's the Reddit link for those who want to discuss these for educational reasons:



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  1. Eh.. Was hoping for Melissa McCarthy or Jodie Stewart or a young Carnie Wilson..

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  2. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 8:49 PM

    Judi Dench or GTFO

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  3. I went there, but only to read the comments.

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  4. The Fappening is such a sexist name. Surely there are some women getting off to these images as well?

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  5. Honestly, mackayla(who's legal)is the hottest of them all w/o clothes on. Probably something to do with being 18 and an Olympian

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  6. The rubbening or the fingering or the dildoing doesn't sound much better

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  7. I've got some topless Dusty Rhodes pics if anyone's interested.

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  8. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 9:03 PM

    The internet right now: http://i.imgur.com/A85bbqV.gif

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  9. well kathy bates did a nude scene in about schmidt

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  10. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 9:04 PM

    They're probably looking at her pic too.

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  11. Big rumor on reddit more is coming at midnight est. Hopefully the whole mm folder and the jlaw video

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  12. Scott doesn't read the daily threads :-(

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  13. Yeah this 100% confirms that he doesn't even skim them.

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  14. lmao this is ridiculous. where did that rumor even come from?

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  15. Do you blame him?

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  16. You must be on reddit right now

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  17. Virgil's Gimmick TableAugust 31, 2014 at 9:31 PM

    Finally getting to see Kate Upton's boobs is like a missing puzzle piece being neatly placed into my soul. Thank you mystery pervert hacker.

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  18. I can't believe Bret survived me and cult accusing him of being caliber, only to met down a few months later.

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  19. Big bang theory girl nude but blocked by a kitchen counter. More to come?

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  20. These are nice, though I could have died a happy man without knowing what Justin Verlander's cock looks like...

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  21. Biff Kensington IIIAugust 31, 2014 at 9:34 PM

    After almost a week of nonstop drama in the news about all the crises everywhere, Jennifer Lawrence saves the day. Boobs make everything better.

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  22. Christ I'm old; I don't even recognize most of the names.

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  23. Biff Kensington IIIAugust 31, 2014 at 9:36 PM

    Yeah, it gives his Splitter a whole new dimension.

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  24. D list is a stretch for some of these girls. Lol one was described as an Australian model/actress

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  25. She should win another award for this,

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  26. he probably just goes "whoohoo 1500 comments; ka-ching"

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  27. He's not one to leave money on the table.

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  28. Virgil's Gimmick TableAugust 31, 2014 at 9:46 PM

    I only recognized Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence.

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  29. So like, are these girls stupid or do they just don't care? I mean, if they come out and there all, "Argh BOO! these are private how dare you?!?!" it's 2014 and they should know better. If they don't care, then good for them. Jennifer Lawrence strikes me as someone who just doesn't care.

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  30. She may be just be preoccupied with when WWE will post the Nitros to the network and wasn't monitoring her nudes.

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  31. Where's Tony Schiavone to give this day and moment the proper call it needs?

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  32. I clicked the link Scott posted but don't see any references about the video or folder.

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  33. No means no.

    Unless you live in California, in which case yes means yes.

    Got it?

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  34. I mean, if you send a nekkid selfie or let a guy take a picture of you naked, you have to accept there's a 100% chance this thing ends up on the Internet. So, do these girls accept that and don't care, or are they freaking out about it? If they don't care, that's awesome. If they're upset, well it's 20-fucking-14 and you can't really be surprised your cooters are out there for the world to see.

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  35. Yea no kidding. Scrolling thru the Upton folder and its loaded with Verlander cock and ass

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  36. Mary Elizabeth Winstead copped to it but said the photos were deleted. J-Law's reps confirmed it was her while Victoria Justice said the nudes were fake.


    Also, it still doesn't make it okay.

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  37. Kate Upton's breasts? That'll put butts in the seats.

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  38. I'm not saying it makes it okay; I'm saying if you think in 2014 you can taked a nudie pic and have it not hit the Internet you are very, very, very naive.

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  39. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTKEDXNQAcc



    Seth will have to redo this for the Jennifer Lawrence line.

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  40. On one hand, I would say these celebs need to install Webroot on their phones STAT.

    But on the other hand, we finally get to see Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton naked so WHOOHOO!

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  41. They probably didn't take these pics yesterday

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  42. Whacking Day! O Whacking Day! #everysimpsonsever

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  43. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 10:17 PM

    The tits. Honestly, though, I don't think she's a top-tier hotness and her face brings everything down.

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  44. Into every life a little major league ballplayer cock must fall...

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  45. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 10:18 PM

    On the other hand, Lawrence is by most arguments the biggest actress in Hollywood right now, so it's pretty rare an incident like this happens to the top dog.

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  46. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 10:19 PM

    I've watched that pantsless, as a challenge.

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  47. Hey, guys! What did I miss tod... HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!

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  48. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 10:20 PM

    Tempted fate with the fist pump. That's a paddlin.

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  49. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 10:20 PM

    Whoever was the recipient of those pics initially (Beast from X-Men: FC?) won the game of life.

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  50. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 10:21 PM

    Dr. Forrester's grandmother?

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  51. Virgil's Gimmick TableAugust 31, 2014 at 10:22 PM

    That's the only reason I need.

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  52. You can still be upset even if you acknowledge the possibility.

    I think what's so objectionable I'd that it's being described as "they hit the internet" as if it were a natural occurrence instead of theft.

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  53. I can think of two reasons right away...

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  54. Merely the biggest Internet explosion since the Blake Lively leaked pics three years ago.

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  55. Just showing her his slider.

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  56. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 10:28 PM

    And that "explosion" was akin to a mouse fart. Even less compared to this.

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  57. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 10:29 PM

    *scratches out Kate Upton, replaces with Jennifer Lawrence*


    What he said.

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  58. Yeah, this is a fucking atom bomb hitting a nuclear power plant.

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  59. If Michael Sam had leaked the pictures, this would be the biggest internet newsstory ever

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  60. didn't they just make a movie about this recently called Sex Tape

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  61. Earlier today, a friend of mine on facebook was posting pictures of hot topless male lifeguards she saw at the beach and how she should fake drowning just to get some mouth-to-mouth. I immediately thought that if I posted the same thing that women would call me sexist and stuff.

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  62. Ladies and gentlemen, from the City of Angels, please welcome Tommy Rogers and Bobby Fulton...THE FAPPPPPPPTASTICS!"

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  63. No. If Johnny Manziel leaked photos.

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  64. AverageJoeEverymanAugust 31, 2014 at 10:54 PM

    That"'ll put dicks in the hands.

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  65. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryAugust 31, 2014 at 10:55 PM

    His loss for missing the daily meltdowns

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  66. You are a sexist. And stuff.

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  67. They aren't all selfies. If I'm taking a picture my girflriend naked, is it hers or mine?


    For that matter, if a girl sends me a selfie she took, is it hers or mine?

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  68. AverageJoeEverymanAugust 31, 2014 at 10:57 PM

    At least there'd be chicks in Manziel's

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  69. Seriously? The day after I'm told not to create any undue friction on my skin due to this damn allergic reaction and full-body rash, the internet gives up all the nudez?


    Someone is playing a cruel, cruel, joke on me.

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  70. "I was a fool to think that anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg."

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  71. There were supposed to be more photos leaked at 1 but nothing happened.

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  72. Whoever takes the picture owns it, even if taken on someone else's camera. And I believe so long as the image is taken with the subject's full knowledge, they have no legal recourse if said image is distributed.

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  73. WWE made inventory-

    http://www.avclub.com/article/its-hand-12-gross-things-people-have-birthed-tv-an-208363

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  74. Johnny Manziel pictures with Michael Sam


    NTTAWWT

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  75. Everyone was too drained. Maybe tomorrow.

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  76. Chris Berman's head would explode.

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  77. Why, in my day, you didn't have to worry about being paraded around the internet in your birthday suit. Nobody hacked a Polaroid! You had a shoebox and a deep closet, and you only had to worry about your nephew Timmy getting traumatized if he opened the wrong box. Now get offa my lawn! Admittedly, not as good as some of the lawns there on reddit, but still...

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  78. With Lawrence now dating Chris Martin and Nick Hoult allegedly with Kristen Stewart, no one ended up better off.

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  79. Wow, Lori Heuring is a LOT hotter than she looked in Center Stage.

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  80. so many people crashed the website

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  81. Was she in something, like a TV show?

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  82. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 1, 2014 at 1:06 AM

    "Everyone was too drained"


    I bet they were.

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  83. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 1, 2014 at 1:06 AM

    No, she just got famous like how other supermodels got famous; slow rise to model fandom until she hit the SI swimsuit cover.

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  84. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 1, 2014 at 1:07 AM

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead; Ramona was her character from the Scott Pilgrim film

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  85. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 1, 2014 at 1:07 AM

    "You can't get it down from the cloud?!"


    Eerily prophetic.

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  86. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 1, 2014 at 1:08 AM

    Chris Martin certainly did.

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  87. Privacy is a human rights myth. It's not integral to living full and happy lives, and due to the nature of our digital world, it's pretty much impossible to have both privacy and also be a part of our world.


    And it's not just about the "internet" it's also about the amount of people that live in close proximity to each other. If you live in an apartment, your neighbors know when you're fucking. And this isn't a new thing, twenty thousand years ago, as hunters and gatherers, our fellow tribespeople knew when we were fucking. Privacy has never existed.


    That said, it's shitty to hack somebodies phone, but we live in a world that never forgets, and while there's some very cool parts about that (we can basically verify anything ever) there are also some real shitty things (people will always remember what you have done).


    Also, if you're a celebrity that plays on their sex appeal (and even if you don't) there's going to be profit in your body. Honestly, if I was a celebrity, the part that would most piss me off about a picture hack would be the loss of leverage one has. After all, if we've already seen somebody naked, where's the marketing when you take your top off for film? As evilly capitalistic as that sounds, if you have a talent, try not to let others profit off of it against your will.


    That's why I will own all my nude pics, and post them for the world to see.

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  88. you have weird friends, then. because hardly anyone I know (neither male or female) would call me sexist because of a comment like that.

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  89. Hahahahaha!!!


    God is apparently a BoD guy.

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  90. we don't KNOW if the pictures leaked because someone who was sent them uploaded them or if someone hacked the phone which afaik at this points seems to the case.


    and if the latter is true, you really can't blame any of those women. or do you write every messages and take every pic/video on your phone with the possibility in mind that someone could hack it? (because I sure as hell don't).

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  91. I call bs on that, too. I have dozens of pics and videos of my ex-girlfriends and would never upload any one those files (nor would I ever show them to anyone else).

    to me the point is: the main reason they allowed me to take them was because they trusted me to handle the files in a responsible way and respect that they all didn't want no person other than me to have them.

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  92. They got punk as well apparently. Cm punk went off on twitter blocking people left and right because of some of his weddings pics being posted online.

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  93. But, like, social context and stuff. It's not the same because of history of discrimination against women, etc.


    That said, fuck yeah, Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton boobs.

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  94. Woke up and found the new Kate Upton pics. Holy shit.

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  95. As per the usual tradition, whenever Scott's away from home, someone famous dies.

    R.I.P. Joan Rivers.

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