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TNA Impact Thread

Matches tonight include:

Hardy Boys vs. The Wolves vs. Team 3D
Rhino vs. ECIII
Taryn Terrell vs. Madison Rayne

Comments

  1. I lost a lot if respect forSpid today after his comments regarding Bully being bigger than Hogan if he were in the 80's. Really disputable stuff. Makes me sick.

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  2. I can't tell this is from earlier on in the monthl

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  3. Kurt Angle's rap theme...such a classic, lol.

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  4. A poor mans Hogan and Brutus...

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  5. This is the first time I've seen Kurt Angle since early in his WWE days. Has he gotten more slurry? I know he apparently had some substance/alcohol problems.

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  6. I actually like it. Got me hyped when I was younger.

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  7. Rockstar Spud is a known troll. Why do you take his stuff seriously?

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  8. It's not a bad song, it's just ill fitting as fuck.

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  9. He's just breaking down all around.

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  10. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:04 PM

    When you were younger? How old do you think you are??

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  11. 7 years older?

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  12. And Kurt is just sitting in the balcony.

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  13. ...geeeeeeez.

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  14. Saw the new Sin City earlier today. 7/10. Pretty fun movie.

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  15. Ok, that was good MVP.

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  16. I doubt I will ever get used to ShitPact being on Wednesday

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  17. Lax, my man, what was that website with the TV shows on it again?

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  18. It is going to feel weird for a few weeks.

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  19. Larry Zbysko: WWE Network Talking Head!

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  20. I doubt you'll have to.

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  21. Why are you still here Tommy?

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  22. Tommy Dreamer wears those warmup pants everywhere, doesn't he.

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  23. http://stream-tv.me/



    Tell me when you have it so I can remove it

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  24. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    I was about to rip of Dreamer but that line to Kenny King was awesome.

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  25. Got it! Thanks man, I appreciate it.

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  26. King took that as an insult.

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  27. Because I have such high respect for him as a performer. For someone who seems like he loves THIS business as much as Spud to say something so dastardly disrespectful just sticks in my craw. PERFORMANCE ART IS STILL REAL TO DAMMIT!

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  28. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    Does MVPs group have a name?

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  29. IWC calls them "MLK".

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  30. That's pretty good.

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  31. No problem. I always feel like a drug dealer when I do this

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  32. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    I don't want to see Dreamer and Lashley. My viewing my have to end earlier than expected.

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  33. Yeah, that works, haha.

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  34. "The Guys Who Have Nothing Obvious IN Common"

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  35. Just keep repeating to yourself "At least it's not Cena-Wyatt IV..."

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  36. Always pushing new stars.

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  37. Well he is going to defend TNA while he is employed by them. If he were in WWE, he'd be saying Lesnar would be bigger than Hogan.

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  38. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    Lol! It's happening right now so at least they're not hyping it as the main event,

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  39. I think the tag match is the last bout.

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  40. Did I just get transported back to a 2007 episode of ECW?

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  41. The plus is, there's no way this could be worse than Raw was.

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  42. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    Is that A TLC match?

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  43. Yeah. Raw was 3 hours to Bray Wyatt Takes Yet Another Trip Through the InCenarator.

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  44. Yeah, at least TNA will be fast and entertaining.

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  45. Suppose Bray beats Cena at Mania, the cage match, but loses the Last Man Standing match. Is he more "over" as a superstar than he is now?

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  46. No. Singles match. It's a "First to 2 wins" Series. The winning team of each match gets to pick the stipulation for the next match.

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  47. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    I've been trying to watch stuff on the Network in order of date. I've watched all the PPV's up to Starrcade 87, so I went back and started filling in the blanks with WCCW and SNME. I'm looking at this Old School show from Toronto in November 85.....and I'll think I will dust off the old reviewing boots, because it looks like such a horrible show that I want to share my feelings on it with the BoD.

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  48. Black Bean Veggie Burgers on Wheat

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  49. Once the face wins clean, the feud is done. That was the result of their first meeting

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  50. I meant three way tag instead of singles, lol. It is eventually building up to Full Metal Mayhem (TLC) at BFG I'd assume though.

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  51. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    I know we have many here that are sXe but a few beers makes this show more tolerable.

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  52. I'm better than... nah not in the mood

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  53. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    Damn, that's basically next month.

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  54. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:14 PM

    I'll just hit the high spots....or low spots in the case of this card.

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  55. I meant watching everything in order... like that is going to take years... Mrs. Stranger must be a patient woman

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  56. Yeah but we are in for tables matches, ladder matches, etc. on Impact for the time being.

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  57. Each and every Wednesday.....until we get canceled.

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  58. Silly question: Do they gimmick those Kendo sticks?

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  59. Sorry, "Singapore Canes".

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  60. I can't believe WWE copied TNA by putting their title on Lesnar................................


    /sarcasm

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  61. They can be called either way, kind of like tomato being said 2 different ways.

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  62. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    Oh, I see. Well, it has been slow going. I haven't even gotten my $9.99 worth out of this thing yet. I usually wait until Mrs. Stranger is asleep.

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  63. Yeah, Tomato and Singapore Tomato.

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  64. Hey, Mexican America was in TNA, 2 months later in WWE...we got Hunico and Camacho.

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  65. "I usually wait until Mrs. Stranger is asleep."


    I didn't ask when do you usually have sex! ZING!


    I have considered watching all of WCW in order though. If they roll out Nitro like they did RAW it wouldn't be that hard.

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  66. I was watching the previews at the movies and noticed that literally 95% of new horror movies from the last five years have either been about a haunted house or ghost/spirit.

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  67. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    Tommy's breasts may be larger than his wife's

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  68. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    A couple of sodas would make anything more enjoyable.

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  69. Just finished Part 3 of the Monday Night War... how is there another seventeen episodes? It's over.

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  70. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    Shoot, that part only takes about 45 seconds.

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  71. Don't forget about "found footage".

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  72. 14 weeks of gloating.

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  73. It is tough to do something worse than the Bella twin segment.


    Then again, if someone can top it, it's TNA

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  74. Try thinking about baseball... or ABeyAnce1 naked or something, that should buy you some extra time.

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  75. It's tough to say. The canes in Singapore totally rip flesh and can be extremely painful. The original ECW angle with Dreamer and Sandman certainly caused major welts, but no worse than a belt whipping. I would have to imagine the canes Sandman and Credible etc used/uses are gimmicked to a certain degree, so long story short I have no fucking idea.

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  76. And 70% of them are called "The (Something)"

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  77. Vince cock slapping a picture of Ted Turner for 17 episodes?

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  78. Another silly question from a semi-rookie TNA viewer. Is the X Division supposed to be like WCW's Cruiserweights? Because they seem to have some big dudes in there.

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  79. Monday Night War: Vince Russo, WCW World Champion
    Monday Night War: David Arquette, WCW World Champion
    Monday Night War: DX Invades the Scope and Totes Proves They're Cooler than the nWo Ever Was

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  80. Beulah has chunked up some so I assume her breasticles have increased in size as well

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  81. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    Abeyance naked during that particular time is not going to lead to anything good.


    But that Abeyance still cracks me up.

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  82. It was for a time, but the weight classes switch from time to time to fit the company's mood.

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  83. It's not about weight limits, it's about no limits. No weight classes. Some guys are high-flyers, some guys do submission, some guys do both.

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  84. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    This is just like 2000-2001 WWF tag teams except they replaced the best of the three teams with two Evan Bournes.

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  85. I'd like to top a Bella Twin segment IFYAKNOEWUTIMEAN

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  86. God, I hope Maidana can finish the job next time.

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  87. Any wrestling fan should prey someone picks TNA up. The last thing Vince needs is less motivation. Honestly, the last few impacts where better than the last few raws. I am a fan of both. I don't get the tribalism

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  88. So right now there is wrestling on TV every weeknight... why wasn't it like that when I was a kid?

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  89. They do look like Evan Bourne clones.

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  90. The worst part of a Yankees blowout on national TV is the announcers thinking they must fill time with Jeter stories.

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  91. "It's not about weight limits, it's about no limits."
    Mike Tenay, is that you?

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  92. Has she? When has she been seen since One Night Stand 06? I don't remember her being chunky at all.

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  93. Few years ago, wrestling was on 5 out 7 days, now it's decreasing.

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  94. MOAR Jeets stories! How dare you criticize the classiest player who ever classily played?

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  95. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    Is she fat now or just like a mom type figure?

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  96. You realize there are 5 nights in a weeknights in a week... and that a week is 7 days right?

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  97. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    I remember in the 80s, WWF Superstars on Saturday, Wrestling Challenge on Sunday, Stampede on Tuesday, AWA on Wednesday. Didn't get any WCW until '91, and that was on Saturday morning with Pro and Saturday Night, and Main Event on Sunday. The best part? They were all one hour shows. Except for WCWSN of course, but that always flew by.

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  98. That One Night Only looks about as much fun as having one of Big Show's boots shoved up your ass.

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  99. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    Is Gunner in line to be their next big star?

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  100. But they weren't all on weeknight.

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  101. Not anymore. He got a big push earlier this year but got stuck in this stupid storyline since.

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  102. She isn't Bertha Faye or anything but she probably added 40 - 50lbs.

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  103. The other night they were talking about whoever took a hit away from Jeter due to a scorekeeper era, and the announcer said something like, "That takes guts to take a hit away from DEREK JETER. IN NEW YORK. That's where MLB's headquarters are located!"
    Like, what, some Yankees fans were gonna throw a brick through the window because Jeter didn't get hit No. 3,173 properly recorded?

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  104. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    One more month and it's over.

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  105. Hey, when Peyton Manning can throw a pass backwards and still get the Elias Sports Bureau to count it away for his yard total record, it's weird, lol.

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  106. Honestly, they seemed lost on what to do with him after he had the title shot against Magnus.

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  107. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    Even if she isn't refine, Taryn should always wear that ref outfit.

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  108. Of course this character draws.

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  109. We were mostly broke when I was a kid and often didn't have cable (yes I appreciate the irony) so I often missed anything on TBS/ESPN

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  110. Taryn Terrell is not unattractive.

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  111. Bram should just drop Magnus and team with Gunner.

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  112. Say whaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  113. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    My dad worked for the cable company, so.....FREE CABLE!

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  114. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    Ugh, a Puppies chant.

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  115. Bram is going to be a huge star.

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  116. But the BETTER THAN DIVAS chant shows they care about the work! lol

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  117. He wouldn't be a bad choice as the next guy to challenge Lashley after Roode's turn.

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  118. If she were to send me her cover letter, resume, and list of 3 - 5 references I would consider her for the position of Parallax Penis Receptacle

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  119. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    I don't think Bram is very good.

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  120. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:30 PM

    The networks must hate blow outs. People tune out. You want ratings? FIX THE GAMES!

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  121. Drew Galloway: "Will totally fuck your life up!"

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  122. Taryn Terrell is not unattractive.


    I think he was pretty clear

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  123. He's been perfectly fine in all of his matches so far. The guy has been through some pretty brutal matches since debuting. I would like to see him in a nice 15 minute singles bout however.

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  124. I didn't read the "not" part.

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  125. Oddly enough the first husband whose wife I fucked was named Drew

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  126. Stranger in the AlpsAugust 27, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    Ken Patera threw a brick through a McDonalds window once, because he couldn't get a burger after midnight.

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  127. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    This match might be better than the opener.

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  128. He dreams broken dreams, cause she made them.

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  129. Closed for the evening. I've been redirected to the Muzzy Foreign Language company.

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  130. Are they still don't the Brittany storyline with Madison?

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  131. Did a fantasy football draft today... I think I did well... of course I was communicating with a ringer via Facebook the whole time.

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  132. Take Breesus?

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  133. No. This is what I got

    https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10413319_10152374749364912_6649879621352739310_n.jpg

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  134. Oh yeah, The Maze Runner is definitely getting a sequel.

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  135. Not bad. How many teams?

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  136. Pretty decent.

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  137. I like week 1 with Foles and McCoy playing at home against Jax

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  138. Draft Day, featuring the most ridiculous trade scenarios ever.

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  139. Oh yeah, LOL

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  140. Every time I see this WiX commercial, that music reminds me of the Raymond theme.

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  141. Not a fan of the big 3 being from the same team, but not bad regardless.

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  142. It's Sam Cena!

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  143. Big 3? I don't think I have 3 people from any one team

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  144. Lol@ Low Ki getting kicked out.

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  145. Virgil's Gimmick TableAugust 27, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    If I was a female wrestler I'd chant back "cree-py neck-beard"

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  146. Just have Joe come out and kill all of them.

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  147. Big 3 is QB, RB and WR.

    You have Foles and McCoy.

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  148. I thought DJZ got cut...?

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  149. I'm in a 10 team one too. Here's my team: http://i.imgur.com/JXUpiOf.png?1

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  150. I don't remember this nitro from six months ago. Damn you WWE NETWORK!!!

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  151. Right but the WR isn't from PHI... or did you mean any of the big 3 being from the same team?

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  152. Nah. He just signed a new multi year deal a couple weeks ago.

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  153. Perhaps I made that up.

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  154. How do you feel about it? I don't know enough about football to really comment.

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  155. I don't even know who's teaming with who here.

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  156. Ok, that was a cool spot.

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  157. I don't care, this "match" is really fun.

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  158. So many characters that would be featured on a Rise and Fall DVD, all in the same match.

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  159. LOL @ a multi-year deal in TNA


    (Sorry couldn't resist)

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  160. My bench sucks hard and I'm not too sure about Chris Johnson.

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  161. Yeah, they seem to get the crowd pumped.

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  162. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    Abeyance, do you remember Zema Ion from PWO?

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  163. "multi-month deal"*

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  164. Shima Xiion I think he was called.

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  165. Yep, he couldn't make it to Wrestlusion 4 because he got the job with Impact.

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  166. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    Yep, I knew it was spelled different but didn't know how.

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  167. I remember Zema was on a National Geographic Channel Presents show about indie wrestling. Showed a bit of him on the indies, his mom sewing his tights, and built up to his TNA tryout.

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  168. Yep, always Shima Xiion.

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  169. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    What happened to the Menagerie? Is that still a thing?

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  170. I gotta get ahold of some old PWO episodes.

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  171. Oh, no shit? I think I remember that.

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  172. Owen Hart vs. Brian Pillman? Well ain't that depressing?

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  173. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    Marion Fontaine babay!

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  174. Yeah they showed him at an ROH tryout as well, I believe.

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  175. Yeah. Came off like a nice guy really nervous. I saw it like 2 weeks before the Sorensen match.

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  176. Rebel broke her arm in a dark match so idk lol

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  177. You can find them on YouTube, Joe, put up boat loads of them. I also have 5 DVDs.

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  178. MikeyMike, WitnessAugust 27, 2014 at 7:47 PM

    She was my favorite part. Smoking hot.

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  179. Gotta be fair to Mar.

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  180. Oh snap! They are on here. Full episodes too!

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  181. They aren't all there, but a good chunk are.

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  182. SO hot, geez.

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  183. Skanky Marlena with Pillman was pretty fucking hot.

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  184. I'm going to start DLing them from Youtube to a folder then watching them.

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