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ABABABABA Up Up Down Down Left Left Right Right will unlock AWESOMENESS!

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  1. If you want to PLAY this kind of trailer - check out booking revolution people, I'm telling you. It's EWR meets 2D wrestling goodness! You wrestle for match ratings not to win! It's everything the IWC would want!

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/booking-revolution-free-wrestling/id631323643?mt=8

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  2. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 30, 2014 at 2:40 PM

    ABACABB will unlock TV-14 gameplay

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  3. The feud with the Shield was their highest point

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  4. I love these recaps. I never saw an episode of Nitro until after 1997 some time, so Thunder, Pro and Worldwide were my only sources of WCW.

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  5. I feel like I missed out on the Contra code simply because the Sonic the Hedgehog Level Select code is my personal favorite.

    Up A Down A Left Right A Start. *sigh*

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  6. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 30, 2014 at 2:47 PM

    I like it, it's good to see a different variation of Alfred on screen for a change.

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  7. So in the hilarious saga of George R. R. Martin, book readers are definitely going to have the sixth book spoiled for them come either the next season or the one after that. Seriously, book four and five take place at the same time, but since he decided to introduce about thirty fucking Greyjoy and Martell characters in the fourth book, he had to split it into two books.


    Yikes.

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  8. Shut up, Meekin.

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  9. Virgil's Gimmick TableSeptember 30, 2014 at 2:55 PM

    Get out.

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  10. I personally am quite fine with them as characters, I just wish the writing was better. It's all very generic, as is Raw in general, but Steph in particular is great when she has something good to work with.

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  11. Seriously. This is why we should still have down votes.

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  12. And so then you did...

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  13. He's better equipped to deal with negative backlash than Dixie.

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  14. That looks pretty awesome. My thumbs hurt from the thought of mashing to get moves off, though.

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  15. If HHH isn't following this blog, then fuck him.

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  16. Most Awesome! I would have bought it.

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  17. Adam "Colorado" CurrySeptember 30, 2014 at 3:16 PM

    For some reason I remember that code, even though I never had a Genesis and hate Mortal Kombat.

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  18. John Cena wearing a puffy shirt: "I don't WANNA look like a pirate!"

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  19. If Harper gets a solo push ahead of Bray, I doubt many people will be complaining. The guy's a beast in the ring and good on the mic, too.

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  20. Your insistence on beating Blog Otters into the ground and then some is probably why you were told you could no longer for write, for free, on a blog that discusses professional wrestling.

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  21. You got fired! You got fired!

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  22. So WWE just issued an apology for last night's segment with Big Show tearing down the flag.


    Which agent lost his job for booking that segment? Or does that only apply for the American flag?

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  23. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 30, 2014 at 3:40 PM

    I still see that as THE cheat code, not the Konami Code. THATS RIGHT.

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  24. And the hidden theme song by Phil Collins.

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  25. It's an illusion. It's a game. A reflection. Of someone else's name.

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  26. Say Triple H was a poster, who would the funniest reveal be? I say Dougie.

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  27. Vince Jordan, followed by John Edwards.


    Oh wait, you said "funniest".

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  28. Vince would be way too obvious.

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  29. It's called the Sledgehammer of Plot for a reason, ya know.

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  30. He does QnAs on his twitter account all the time, they seem to go fine.

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  31. Stick to whatever it is you do well.

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  32. I'd pay a fair sum of money to play this. Anyone remember the WWE plug-n-play game from a few years back? Probably as close as most of us will ever get to something like that, given that whoever was making that new version of Wrestlefest went tits up.

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  33. You get paid to pimp this game, don't you? I have yet to find a positive review of it that doesn't have the name "Meekin" in the byline.

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  34. Knowing our luck, he'll take writing cues and ideas from Jesse Baker.

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  35. It's me, Petrock! It was me ALL ALONG Petrock!

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  36. Actually, the funniest would be that guy that relentlessly defended TNA no matter what.

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  37. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 30, 2014 at 4:38 PM

    Yeah, that looks better than what their putting out,

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  38. Wow, didn't think Kev would burn that bridge...

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  39. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 30, 2014 at 4:39 PM

    I wish.

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  40. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 30, 2014 at 4:40 PM

    I bet Finlay booked it.

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  41. I honestly thought for sure Slater would be given more to do after that run of matches he had with various legends.

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  42. Can't wait for that big push all the way to being Heath Slaters new crony!

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  43. I always wore gloves to avoid the blisters.

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  44. ...You're gonna trash Reddit as neck beard geeks...while bring the c-list writer on a wrestling blog...


    way to go Andy, your lack of self awareness is showing again

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  45. Genesis?!?! Come on now. Super Nintendo was way better.

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  46. I'm still holding out hope that Pro Wrestling X makes it big one day.

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  47. I'll always remember 007 363 5963

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  48. It always bothered me that if you entered the Konami Code on the controller of Player Uno's tights, thirty guys didn't run out from the locker room.

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  49. It's okay Meeks the original poster didn't post the konami code

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  50. Too bad you didn't miss out on life.

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  51. I think HHH genuinely wants to make everyone happy but there are just too many types of people that he needs to please. No one did it better than Bischoff, of all people

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  52. That... was... AWESOME!


    Super WrestleMania was insanely hard in title mode. The only way I could win was to back away as I kicked 3 times, then stomped on the downed guy. Cheapo.

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  53. PROMOTION WARS FOREVER!

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  54. Have they ever tried that?

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  55. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 30, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    Only after my own post. Trying not to step in Bayless' toes.

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  56. if it was long term, that would be horrible. but I would love one months or so of Raw's booking taken directly from Jesse Baker ideas.

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  57. Could be why each episode of RAW usually has 1 really good match, a couple dumb kiddie comedy segments, Total Divas storylines, and of course Cena main eventing.

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  58. Oh man, why did I shoot my mouth off on Reddit about how it would be totally cool if they broke up the Wyatt family. I was only being sarcastic, but sarcasm doesn't translate to text. Why didn't I include a winky face?!?!

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  59. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 30, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    Genesis does what NINTENDON'T

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  60. I like this. Harper is much better than Bray.

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  61. I hate that noise TBS uses when they use their in-game graphics.

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  62. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 30, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    The SFX when FOX had their banner bug was good, the rest not so much

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  63. Yeah, like not having A Link to the Past!

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  64. So "Seth Rollins carries a vibrating dildo in his briefcase" has to be a rib because someone found out about his softcore gay wrestling fetish porn past, right?

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  65. I wish TBS would have brought Olbermann back for the studio show.

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  66. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 30, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    A great game.

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  67. Nope not paid to promote it, it's literally just one of my favorite games of all time - it fits in your pocket, it has a roster of real wrestlings on par with Firepro, and the management stuff is nutso.

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  68. As a kid, I retorted to the TV "Nintendo! What Genes'ISN'T!!"


    BURN!!!

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  69. A guy from school once called me, asking for that code. The ultimate Irony is... I was actually fighting Tyson at the time he called... and of course, there was no Pause option. That bastard! I should have given him the Don Flamenco code...

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  70. Virgil's Gimmick TableSeptember 30, 2014 at 6:06 PM

    You should have made him look like Glass Joe after that.

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  71. That's my thinking. Trying to make Raw a variety show is just pissing people off.

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  72. Hell yea. Make a modern day Wrestlefest and put it on PSN and XboxLive for like $4.99, people would be all over it

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  73. It would explain the vibrator in the briefcase bit.

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  74. Even HHH wouldn't defend the product as vehemently as Vince does.

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  75. HowmuchdoesthisguyweighSeptember 30, 2014 at 6:56 PM

    I have it for ps2 and honestly cannot figure out how to play haha

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  76. If so, it wasn't a very good one. But that's WWE for you: castrating all heels other than the Almighty H, because no one can be as cool as Poochy.

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  77. If HHH is looking to wrestling forums for advice, he could do a lot better than Reddit.

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  78. Dock.Muraco.Puro.Tape.Library.September 30, 2014 at 7:01 PM

    On other termrs WWE creative are so out of ideas they will now plagiarise fan ideas on the web

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  79. "Scott Keith" has been Hunter's pseudonym this entire time. He writes the books, columns, and blogs, and just pays some random Canuk to show up at book signings claiming to be "Scott Keith".

    Failing that scenario, I also support the idea that Abeyance is HHH. :D

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  80. Yeah...drawing heat, by being so inside that three guys on the internet "got" the reference. That worked SO well for Nash, didn't it? Heh.

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  81. It's Sean Pertwee, is it not? He does "dickish authority figure" like no one else. He was amazing in "Dog Soldiers".

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  82. TBH, this bothers me a lot. The age gap is going to mean that when Bruce is 25, a lot of these people are going to be 45-55 years old. And when he's thirty, they'll be 60...way to be a hero, beating the SHIT out of senior citizens, Bats. Not to mention that quite a few of these characters came out of the woodwork because of Batman...and they were new to Gordon as well. The simultaneous learning curve between Gordon and Batman has always been one of the coolest things about their odd "partnership", and to have these characters all be "old hat" for Gordon (and Bullock, too) kind of spoils that. I mean, if Nygma has been around, spouting riddles at Gordon and GCPD for ten years before Bruce ever even thinks about bats, cowls, or vigilantism, then Gordon and the GCPD should already know all the answers to the riddles ahead of time when Nygma uses them on Batman, right? Same deal goes for Penguin and his M.O. and Ivy and hers.....

    Don't know...this show sort of bothers the continuity freak in me. Heh,.

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  83. Triple H has done nothing but eat shit since the end of 2013.

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  84. You would have thought so...especially with the dearth of good, solid tag teams. They have a ready-made "Freebird rule" heel trio that can exploit an old cheat to defend the belts in a chickenshit, cowardly way to get themselves heat....and they break them up without a thought to the tag division, or for the future of the performers at hand, most likely.

    It can be infuriating at times, when you consider the things that the common fans see that people who are PAID to notice such things turn a blind eye to.

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  85. If you say so. But somehow, eating shit has made him more over, and given him more heat than 2/3 of the heels on the roster. I don't think that's how that particular event is supposed to work.

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  86. Crikey Mate Down Under AussieSeptember 30, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    What's the NPP?

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  87. Insane Bobby Heenan tangents were the best thing about WCW! I would kill to have someone like Heenan just ignoring everything Vince is screaming into his ear while he makes horrific jokes and goes off about absolutely nothing.

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