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BoD Night of Champions Live Thread

Here is the card:


Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena for the WWE Title

Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

Sheamus vs. Cesaro for the U.S. Title

Dolph Ziggler vs. Miz for the Intercontinental Title

Usos vs. Goldust & Stardust for the Tag Team Titles

Paige vs. Nikki Bella vs. AJ Lee for the Diva's Title

Mark Henry vs. Rusev

????? vs. Seth Rollins (The Big Show was Rollins' surprise opponent at last night's house show so it might end up being him)


Also, click inside and hit refresh for up to the minute match results and analysis that will be on top of the page.



Goldust & Stardust vs. The Usos for the WWE Tag Team Championships

Goldust & Stardust won the titles after Cody rolled up Jey and held the tights after getting his knees up on a splash attempt. This match felt more like a house show match than a PPV match to be honest. They got a lot of time and most of it was back and forth with the exception being a heat sequence on Jimmy. The announcers obnoxiously tried to get over the terms "cosmic twins" and cosmic key" throughout the match. The crowd actually cheered Stardust when he tagged and its clear the heel turn of the Rhodes Brothers is not working. I don't think the fans want to boo them (12:47) **1/4



Cesaro vs. Sheamus for the WWE U.S. Championship

Sheamus retains with a Brogue Kick. Match started off with a dead crowd until about halfway through when Cesaro destroyed Sheamus with an European Uppercut. After that, these two beat the tar out of each other and working some incredibly crisp and fast-paced sequences until the finish. Cesaro, in defeat, still looked great in this match with his moveset. He is so underutilized right now that it isnt even funny. (13:06) ***1/2.


Backstage, the Big Show gives Mark Henry a patriotic pep talk.


Country Band Florida Georgia line join the announcers booth.


Miz w/ Damien Sandow vs. Dolph Ziggler w/ R Truth for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

The focus of this was on the commentary with the announcers talking with Florida Georgia Line, who eventually beat up Sandow, and hyping up their appearance on this year's "Tribute to the Troops." It was actually hard to focus on the match with the excruciatingly bad commentary but the match itself was subpar and worse than usual between these two. The finish came when Ziggler super kicked Sandow off of the apron but Miz used a reverse rollup and grabbed a handful of tights to get the win and the belt. This is the second title tonight that has changed hands with a heel grabbing tights on a rollup (9:25) *1/2.


We are shown footage about Roman Reigns' surgery including quotes from Reigns himself along with his doctor.


Seth Rollins is in the ring. He runs down Reigns and calls him out for not being a real man. He orders the ref to count to ten then raise his hand in victory. Rollins then issues an open challenge when a cab is shown pulling up to the arena backstage and the crowd pops when it turns out to be Dean Ambrose. We do not get a match but rather Ambrose beating the piss out of Rollins around the arena. The Authority and a mix of agents and security run out and eventually stop Ambrose when HHH tosses them a zip tie as they carry Ambrose to the back. Seems like they are going with Ambrose/Rollins and Hell in a Cell and that is a good choice and would mean more than a match without build on this show.


Mark Henry vs. Rusev w/ Lana

Lillian Garcia sang the National Anthem before the match and did a mighty fine job plus it pumped up the crowd.......until about 30 seconds into the match. Slow and lumbering match, which was expected to be honest. Rusev got the win with the Accolade after he failed to put away Rusev after hitting the World's Strongest Slam. JBL kept pushing on commentary that Henry let down America and they might go with that angle for him because this feud seems over. At least it should be over after the heel wins cleanly (8:23) *1/2.


Randy Orton vs. Chris Jericho

Orton got the win with an RKO in midair. The finished was way too telegraphed. Jericho wrestled his best match in this run. They got the crowd into it as the match had no build but these two are capable vets so it should not be too surprising. No idea where they go with Orton after this. (14:50) ***1/4


AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella vs. Paige for the WWE Diva's Championship

AJ won the belt after making Paige tap to the Black Widow. The match itself was fine but there was little heat. I give credit to Nikki as she did a better than expected job as a heel in the match. Plus, she took a crazy back bump to the floor. Sadly, the AJ/Paige feud looks to continuing (8:22) **.



John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman for the WWE Championship

Lesnar retained the belt with a DQ finish. Rollins ran in and hit Cena with his MiTB briefcase after Cena hit Lesnar with a 4th AA. A lot more even than their SummerSlam match. Not a fan of the finish as this show has been hyped as a one-match show with this rematch heavily hyped and promoted. And as a main event, especially someone like Brock who works a limited schedule, a rematch isnt always in the works. I think they go with Cena vs. Rollins at the next PPV based off of Cena's facial expressions at the end as he acted like this was his last chance against Brock. But they actually have a few ways to go at Hell in a Cell so that could be good. In hindsight, this finish could look a lot better if they book strongly going forward (14:50) ***









Comments

  1. Why don't they air those vignettes on Raw. Seems like a waste at this point. Put them on Raw and Smackdown to sell the ppv.

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  2. You know what makes me unhappy? Reading the shit the GM "Books"

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  3. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:37 PM

    There's another thread? Something tells me the GM won't be happy about someone stealing his thunder...

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  4. Bayless will quickly put Andy PG out of business. No contest.

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  5. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:37 PM

    YOU'RE unhappy? The man robbed me of Piers' and my tag team championship!

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  6. I'm having difficulty finding legitimate means by which to watch this.

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  7. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:37 PM

    It only costs $9.99

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  8. Not where I live it doesn't.

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  9. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    I wonder if WWE spins the ECW influence as "yeah, they were kinda doing the same stuff, but they really didn't have the vision or the ability to make it on a large scale like we did."

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  10. Time for Cena take 32 german suplexes.

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  11. Fuck that shit.

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  12. Sunk cost already though. I don't think I'll watch it. The card just doesn't interest me

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  13. Have you considered moving to real country?

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  14. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    I'd be shocked if they don't make a crack about Paul E. not being able to handle finances.

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  15. This is my final (probably ever) WWE PPV. My 6 months is up in a couple weeks, and I'm not going to renew.

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  16. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    You know what this place needs?


    A THIRD THREAD!!

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  17. If you moved there you would have already given up on finding a stream.

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  18. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    This crowd is hot, yo

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  19. I'm feeling really crazy so I'm going to predict Orton and Jericho will be about ***

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  20. Can't wait for Angle's run in.

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  21. Hey, this Peyton Manning guy can play a little.

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  22. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    Monday Night War series, airing Tues

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  23. Nah. I mean, I'll definitely still follow along with the blog and stuff, but I don't think I'll buy again.

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  24. What's the pre-show match?

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  25. Not sure if there is one.

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  26. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    It's the Christian's Peep Show with Chris Jericho.

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  27. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    Not bothering with the preshow. Girlfriend is watching Property Brothers. Once the ep ends, I'll switch over to the card.

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  28. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    "Roman is a bossthsths"

    Thanks, Renee

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  29. No match. Just the Peep Show, I think.

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  30. You totally win at breeding shitty comedians!


    #CoulierAmericanMade

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  31. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    Gotta sell those last orders on the card with that bountiful RKO-Y2J match!

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  32. I want to laugh at the Big Show rumor, but sadly it might be him.

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  33. One of my favorite moments is on the Rise & fall DVD, where Vince denies ripping off ECW, followed by an entire music video of stuff clearly inspired by ECW. Rarre bit of self-awareness form WWE.

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  34. Reigns is a MAN for having a hernia. Bryan's a bit of a pussy for having neck surgery.

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  35. Saw The Fault in our Stars last night. Great film, even though it's probably the kind you only watch once.

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  36. Bryan caught and restrained a burglar while recovering from said surgery. He wins.

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  37. I'm sure it's solid, but I just can't do cancer movies.

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  38. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    Not really a surprise...

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  39. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    Posted this in the fake live thread:

    Taker not doing well?

    Per a concert report from Rajah.com, Fred Durst revealed at a Limp Bizkit concert last night in San Antonio, Texas that WWE Superstar The Undertaker (real name Mark Calaway) isn’t
    well. During Limp Bizkit’s set, Durst dedicated a song to The Undertaker and said “he’s not doing real well.” Durst did not go into details regarding his friend.

    Durst stated, “This next song goes out to our friend Mark Calaway, The Undertaker. He’s not doing real well right now and we want all our fans to keep him in their thoughts and prayers.”

    The band then played song “Rollin,” which The Undertaker formerly used as his theme song during his American Badass gimmick phase.

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  40. This is supposed to be a big event? Even with the Reigns/Rollins match, this card was still terrible. Most of them RAW matches and in some cases, Smackdown matches.

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  41. You have the title. You have the Internet. Tally ho!

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  42. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    I was watching an Old School episode from MSG, and they used Piper's Pit to set up the next MSG show. It was Piper teaming with Hogan against Race and Orndorff.


    They did that to sell tickets to a house show, but basically it's the same concept. Promise the people something they want. In this case a Hogan-Piper team up.

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  43. I see a few people here who also have network subscriptions ending today; myself included. What would it take tonight to make you renew? Cena heel turn (isnt happening) would definitely be one. Not sure what else tonight could be done.

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  44. Of course he does, but you can guarantee if Reigns had done it they'd dedicate a Raw to him.

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  45. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    He's just sad about the end of the streak.

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  46. You may see Lesnar doing 32 german suplexes on Cena, or the good ol' CENAWINSLOL.

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  47. Peyton is the man!

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  48. I can see that. But, if nothing else, Willem Dafoe has a bit part, and is utterly fucking brilliant. Didnt' realize how short he was though.

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  49. The real news is that Limp Bizkit still plays shows.

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  50. WTF, when did Renee become Drew Barrymore? I've literally never heard this lisp on her before.


    I kind of love it though, as a man with a slight lisp himself.

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  51. and, along those lines, kinda, Old Yeller is now on Netflix.


    FUCK NO.

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  52. Dean must've been mastering her titties as she said that

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  53. Lol at Andy trying to start a live thread.

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  54. I see plenty of potential for good matches. Whether they meet that potential...

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  55. I think Wikipedia is on to me as everything I change is instantly changed back now

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  56. Found it so-so myself. Well acted but over the top narratively.

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  57. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    Pretty sure she tossed a few back before the show.

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  58. I hate to say it but Cena winning would be more interesting then if Brock retained.. sadly.

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  59. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    So is Korn. Just saw something that they're playing their 1st album in concert to celebrate its 20th anniversary

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  60. Hmm, I never noticed your lisp. You hide it well.

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  61. I have to toss a few back just to get through WWE shows nowadays too.

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  62. Bah. Reigns would have tried that silly Superman punch, the guy would have moved and laughed while running away.

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  63. Lots of good games today.

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  64. Actually broke down and renewed my subscription. Even though the card is kinda shaky, I have to admit I really am curious about what's going to happen in the main event.

    I guess I'll justify to myself that I finally get to marathon all the early Nitros, that's what got me back into wrestling in the first place.

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  65. I still can't believe dumbshit Dunn missed Brock's epic Taker situp all because he can't let the replays rest for five damn minutes.

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  66. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    I remember that angle! I have it on VHS somewhere, along with the match the following month!


    Since, different time, different situation. And Hogan teaming with Piper is a whole level above Orton-Jericho.

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  67. Seen all of these matches a thousand times before, except for Rusev/Henry and Nikki Bella in the triple threat. You can do your own math.

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  68. Rusev
    Paige
    Dust Brothers
    Miz
    Cesaro
    Orton
    Cena, then Rollins cashes in.

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  69. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    You win, sir

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  70. Have to try and make sense of what Booker T is trying to say for an hour

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  71. Also, this game as it stands today should have been the Super Bowl. Imagine a tied game going into overtime after Peyton drives them 80 yards down the field in under a minute during the big one. Holy shit.

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  72. Seattle and Denver. OT.


    Fuck.


    I will completely abandon this gave for the PPV if need be.

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  73. Not a chance for that main event.

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  74. I was hoping that his page would get protected.

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  75. Wait, did I miss some Observer or PWInsider report? Why is everyone expecting Kurt to show up?

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  76. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 21, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    I'm marking out bro!

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  77. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Posting this again since it bears repeating:

    Paige is really a 12 yr old boy mid-trans operation, right?

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  78. Sleepy
    Dopey
    Grumpy
    Bashful
    Doc
    Witch Queen, then Prince Charming cashes in

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  79. Big Show? You can't make this shit up.

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  80. He isn't.

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  81. Me too, cancer musicals are the shit tho.

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  82. If they have Cena win, they deserve to get slaughtered by football all fall.


    If they have Rollins cash-in, they deserve to get slaughtered all the way through Mania.

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  83. Early matches of the PPV are going to be lousy anyways, I really want to see how this game ends up.

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  84. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 21, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    Great job Bayless, that Lax promo had me smiling ear to ear.

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  85. Rollins cashes in on Diva's title. Calling it.

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  86. Night of Champions is one of the worst PPV names of the year.

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  87. Oh, I know he isn't. But I'm on some other sites, and everyone seems to be all, "Dude, I really have my fingers crossed for Kurt."

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  88. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:48 PM

    Holy crap, Christian just injured himself doing the palm to the eyes!!!

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  89. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Especially when they have a whole bunch of non-championship matches.

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  90. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    The point being no one really wants to see Jericho-Orton. They're doing it all wrong. If you want people to subscribe last minute, maybe use that 30 minute kick off show by unleashing some anarchy or something crazy to pique interest.

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  91. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 21, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Not watching yet, what did I miss?

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  92. Um. Why is the Seattle kicker rolling around on the ground like a stuck midget?

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  93. Wait, what happened to Reigns?

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  94. Christian
    Expected Back in 2-3 Months, Is Back in 6-8

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  95. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Yes, I had some earlier. She can watch some TV while I avoid the preshow.

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  96. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    WWE is the worst name for his company, seeing are there's minimal entertainment

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  97. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 21, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Hernia.

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  98. I don't think his TNA deal is up yet.

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  99. Lawler calling Christian a "young man." What's old then?

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  100. If you ever think that this place has gotten silly, try a chat room on a perfectly legitimate stream.

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  101. A few weeks ago JBL called R Truth "a talented young superstar"

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  102. Wasn't Christian a heel? Now he's a face? Give it up, buddy.

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  103. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Oh, I agree with you there.

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  104. It would awesome if Rollins come out and issues an open challenge that is answered by Dean Ambrose in the bunny outfit.

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  105. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 21, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Hey, creative had nothing for him.

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  106. They forgot to mention his tna championships

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  107. I like the idea. The gimmick is that all titles are defended and all matches are title matches.

    Unfortunately they give away all title matches for free on a weekly basis and they don't defend all belts on this PPV sometimes.

    Bryan getting hurt and Brock being a parttimer accidentally got rid of free title defenses on TV.

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  108. Well, this is kind of petty.

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  109. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Does it end today? Or October 21?

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  110. Hoss is not going to appreciate this

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  111. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 21, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Give it 4 more months.

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  112. Just like Carlos colon

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  113. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    No, it wouldn't

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  114. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 21, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    DEN/SEA started slow but second half pushes it over ****

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  115. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    That pop you heard was not the crowd in response to Christian. It was Christian's shoulder in response to working.

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  116. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    Jerry Lawler.

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  117. While I would have preferred for them to dust off the "Clash of Champions" name, I think NoC is alright.

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  118. It's nice to see a blond Canadian who isn't sleepwalking through his segment.

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  119. Why does Christian look kinda like Mr. Anderson tonight?

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  120. He's exercising his core.

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  121. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 21, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    Bunny?! My wife?! Do you see a wedding ring on my finger, does this place look like I'm fucking domesticated?! The toilet seat's up!

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  122. He's now fan.

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  123. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Everyone starts looking that way when they become irrelevant.

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  124. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 21, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Because he's an asshole?

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  125. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    No matter how much you fluff your crown, Chris, you're still balding

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  126. Jericho's been pretty bad in-ring this time round too.

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  127. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    Damn it, replied to the wrong comment!

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  128. Hernia surgey. Out maybe 6 weeks.

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  129. Jericho looks olddd

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  130. Which Chris?


    BTW I loved Dark Angel.

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  131. He doesn't appear to have flabby boobs.

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  132. The stream I'm watching is showing the video package for Rock/HHH at Backlash 2000, followed by the cimax of the match. Probably not a good idea to show that leading into this PPV.

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  133. Where's Trish for this segment?

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  134. Honestly, what do we want more from Christian and Jericho's careers? Any dream matches left or the like?

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  135. As far as wrestling hairlines go, he's got more out of his hair than most people have. I wish I had his hairline at his age. Hell I'll take his hairline right now.

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  136. Compare and contrast essay!

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  137. http://instagram.com/p/tOZT3bhe19/

    Jesus Christ, did Michelle McCool take this photo just after opening the Ark of the Covenant?

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  138. "General Jockularity."

    CHRIS JERICHO IN 2014, FOLKS!

    IT'S THE BEST HE CAN DO!

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  139. Jericombover.

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  140. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    Exactly!

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  141. His TNA contract expired today.

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  142. Nuthing Compares... 2 U!

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  143. Adam "Colorado" CurrySeptember 21, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    I don't think there's any dream matches left for anyone.

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  144. Denver's defense just letting Peyton down.

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  145. Holy shit, get a new wife Taker.

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  146. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    You posted that before he said it!

    WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS

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  147. I thought she was bald for a minute.

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  148. WHAT HAPPENED????

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  149. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    Gah! Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!

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  150. Christian is Canada's answer to Marty Jannetty.

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  151. I'd love to see the kids who knock on their door for Trick or Treat.

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  152. It's scary how much my dad looks like the Undertaker these days.

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  153. Perfectly legitimate witchcraft.

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  154. VITAMIN C EXPLODES!!!!!

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  155. I'M CHRIS JERICHO, AND I'M THE BEST IN THE GENERAL VICINITY AT WHAT I DO!

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  156. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:54 PM

    Give him some ice cream, he'll be fine

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  157. I actually had this scheduled to post at 7:30. Had no idea Andy posted if beforehand until now. No big deal

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  158. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    The Undertaker is sucking the life from Michelle McCool and eating it!

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  159. Not while Christian is in the ring.

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  160. He really musn't have much life because McCool hasn't looked like she's eaten since Easter dinner.

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  161. Right. Forgot that wrestling needs to be serious business.

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  162. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    You're no fun sometimes, you know that?

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  163. Relatively speaking. Bryan and Christian had some good matches. I think Christian vs Zayn could be quite good.

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  164. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomerySeptember 21, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    *boom...ch....boom....ch*
    gong....DEAD MAN WALKING

    You're broken doooown
    You've gone and aged with so much grey
    And I can't alloooow
    You to wrestle for even one day
    So turn aroooooound
    And face the doctor you're gonna pay
    Cause the end is noooow
    This is gonna be your surgery daaaay

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  165. Yup, it's a youth movement in that ring right now.

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  166. Oh, man. Big Show or Kane as the 'surprise opponent' is one of the worst things that can possibly happen to a PPV.

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  167. I scheduled this at 7:30 before I went to get dinner. That was over an hour ago

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  168. Why is THIS feud getting pre-show attention? Does anyone care about this feud? How did this feud even start? What are they fighting about?

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  169. Randy with the homo jokes!

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  170. At least Sara had huuuuuuuge tits.

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  171. LOL @ throwing Christian in the mix to liven up Y2J Vs Randy Orton 2014

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  172. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    I'd mark if Chris and Christian started farting on each other

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  173. You know, he DID win a couple of World Titles. The metaphor kinda fails.

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  174. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    He writes Orton's jokes? A Bella twin?

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  175. Should be a hell of a show tonight. I'm excited. Love the feeling of butterflies before a huge show.

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  176. Gunther the Nasty LoserSeptember 21, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    OH NO HE DI'N'T

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  177. World Wrestling Entertainment
    Yo Dawg, I See You Like 2004...

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  178. This segment is bad.

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