Talk about all of today's games here.
I will make picks for the 4:00pm games later on today. Last week, I went an electrifying 1-4 with my picks
And my picks:
Tampa Bay -4.5 vs. St Louis
Seattle -5 at San Diego
Oakland +3 vs. Houston
Green Bay -7.5 vs. New York Jets
San Francisco -7 vs. Chicago
And my picks:
Tampa Bay -4.5 vs. St Louis
Seattle -5 at San Diego
Oakland +3 vs. Houston
Green Bay -7.5 vs. New York Jets
San Francisco -7 vs. Chicago
Bayless survived the cut then
ReplyDeleteHow can my Moobs have ghosts if they're new.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't you be the Primordial ooze of Meekin's Moobs?
Is there a chance at making a BoD picks league?
ReplyDeleteSo you've started lactating?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ user name. It's up there with VadersBuffetShit.
ReplyDeleteHanging out with some friends north of Pegulaville. Squish the Fish!
ReplyDeleteJets are gonna be 2-0 after today!
ReplyDeleteAre we serious with this Black-ish show? Is it not 2014, why are shows like this still getting made?
ReplyDeleteI wish Rusev would come out and do his national anthem.
ReplyDeleteMiami-Buffalo: Two surprising Week 1 winners face off. I'll choose Miami, but I wouldn't put actual money on it.
ReplyDeleteJacksonville-Washington: Well, the Skins won't come back from down 17-0, but will the Jags be able to repeat last week's start? Sure, why not? Jacksonville wins.
Dallas-Tennessee: Is Tennessee for real? That's the variable, because we know what we're getting with Dallas. Self-destructing offense in the clutch, AWFUL defense 24/7. I'll take Tennessee today, and regret it tonight.
Arizona-New York Giants: Yeah, this one will be the suck. My coin flip says... Giants.
New England-Minnesota: Please don't take this pick as any sort of betting advice: Vikings shock Patriots, as Brady's O-line doesn't wait a half to fall to pieces. (Yeah, right. But sometimes you gotta hope for the best/worst...)
New Orleans-Cleveland: Okay Saints, time to not suck the long schlong on defense. It's not winter yet, so the Outdoor Saints offense should be fine. Saints win... or this will be a LONG year down here.
Atlanta-Cincinnati: This week, kicking five field goals will not do the job. Atlanta outshoots Cincinnati, both teams clear 30 points.
Detroit-Carolina: Is Cam back? Will it matter? Probably not. Panthers revert to early 2013, lose by double digits to the Lions.
Later games, mostly without explanation:
Bucs over Rams (Do not watch, unless you are DESPERATELY in need of sleep. Because this one could double as Super Strength Nyquil.)
Seahawks over Chargers
Raiders over Texans
Packers over Jets
Broncos over Chiefs
Niners over Bears
Colts over Eagles (A good MNF game, hopefully.)
Against the Packers?
ReplyDeleteSeems incredibly short sighted. I only watch football on television, so seeing commercials for these new shows is incredibly jarring.
ReplyDeleteWoke up at 1130 today, don't generally don't wake up any later than 630 so it was awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhat cut?
ReplyDeleteWoke up at 7, was pissed because I wanted to sleep in but once I'm awake, I'm awake. There is no going back.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he's just the eternal optimist. Makes me a little sad for some of my past shots.
ReplyDeleteBucs and Rams could be VERY competitive... in an XFL type way.
ReplyDelete"Also, by popular and understandable demand, I’ve been paring down the writers on the blog tonight, and I feel pretty crappy about it."
ReplyDeleteFrom Scott's RAW review earlier.
I'm seeing Texans-Skins signs from this game.
ReplyDeleteI'm not seeing much that's swaying me from a Broncos/Seahawks rematch in the Super Bowl this year.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Bucs fan, so it's been tough, but I think McCown can get things going.
ReplyDeleteThat's where the money's at, but it's nearly impossible to predict that now. Last year was the exception in that, the teams that looked like the four best in the league, actually made it to the two championship games.
ReplyDeleteDid you get cut?
ReplyDeleteOnly actual bets I made this week are Arizona over the Giants and Seattle covering the spread vs. SD. Supposedly the entire internet is on Buffalo over Miami at home this week. The numbers bear that out but I'm going to avoid riding with the public on that one.
ReplyDeleteGood luck everyone who's gambling.
So, who got cut?
ReplyDeleteLol. Don't get it he's not from New York.
ReplyDeleteOh damn. Do we know who got clipped?
ReplyDeleteYup, but I think I'm going to hop over to Vince Russo's new thing depending on how this e-mail I sent turned out. So stay tuned.
ReplyDeleteConsidering he likes Dixie Carter so much... it wouldn't surprise me if he's a Jets fan from the Namath days.
ReplyDeleteSo weird to be seeing the Vikings playing a home game outdoors.
ReplyDeleteScott hasn't spilled any beans yet, as far as I know.
ReplyDeleteWOOHOO! Our short blogational nightmare is OVER!
ReplyDelete:)
My guess is everyone outside of Bayless, Stranger, Tommy Hall, AndyPG, and Logan.
ReplyDeleteTen hours? Damn, I'd have rated that worth maybe... three minutes?
ReplyDeleteI still love those blue Cowboys jerseys, even if they're supposedly cursed.
ReplyDeleteI live in Western NY, and the Billief is currently running wild. Guys are seriously talking SuperBowl after a Week 1 upset.
ReplyDeleteGreat! I don't read Russo's new thing.
ReplyDeleteEarly Stat Lines that make me chuckle:
ReplyDelete3 attempts, 2 completions, 1 yard.
Well Meekin is out!
ReplyDeleteFirst deep ball to Watkins had me standing up at home.
ReplyDeleteI hope my Vikings can win today. Peterson deactivated. Jeez. Seriously WTF Peterson???!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat did Scott say?
ReplyDeleteI know some fantasy team that are taking a whoopin' this week because of that!
ReplyDeleteI'm loving the Patriots' defensive plan of "Leave All Wideouts and Tight Ends Wide Open" thus far.
ReplyDeleteI agree, just hope if that is the case, that the Broncos win. I can't stand Seattle.
ReplyDeleteLet's wait and see how it plays out.
ReplyDeleteDamn the Vikings matriculated the ball straight down the field.
ReplyDeleteI have to wake up at 10 AM to watch football! What cruel joke is this!
ReplyDeleteI'm really disgusted by how the majority of the media is reporting the sugar coated version of the incident.
ReplyDeleteWhat really happened?
ReplyDeleteread the deadspin article
ReplyDeleteBecause everyone is in bed with the NFL.
ReplyDeleteHe beat his kid's ass with a tree branch, drawing blood and leaving marks that were still visible a week later.
ReplyDeleteIt's the kind of thing that would have gone without mention a couple generations back, but now gets OUTRAGE! (rightfully so)
I just realized that this game is in Minnesota. I'm so used to the dome.
ReplyDeleteWTF Saints
ReplyDeleteThe elephant in the room is that it really is a "black thing". That beating sounded like some straight up slave era shit. His texts were ridiculously unintelligent as well especially from a college educated man.
ReplyDeleteDallas fumbled. I have no punch line.
ReplyDeleteI don't have Red Zone or anything so I've got Dallas/Titans and Vikings/Patriots. I hate being stuck with a Dallas game. Id rather watch Detroit vs. Carolina but Heaven forbid I go a week without a Dallas game. I swear I see more of their games than I do Raider games.
ReplyDeleteIs there a link?
ReplyDeleteAlso, this Terrance West is fucking good.
Well, he attended college... well, maybe not even that... he was enrolled in college.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't he have been one of the top running backs taken if he didn't fuck around in school?
ReplyDeleteWe ALL hate getting stuck with a Dallas game. They're the most forced team in the NFL.
ReplyDeleteHe was a 5 star high school recruit.
ReplyDeleteYou need Red Zone. It is heroin.
ReplyDeleteThe Saints suck
ReplyDeleteThat was a beautiful interception runback by McCourty.
ReplyDeleteWOOF
ReplyDeleteRob Ryan is a cocksucker. Maybe we shouldn't have had training camp at a fucking resort.
ReplyDeleteRough day for the Saints so far?
ReplyDeleteIt was. Should have dove for that endzone though.
ReplyDeleteAnd not to be mean, but I'd have trouble naming more than 3-4 with posting privileges anyway.
ReplyDeleteMost Americans wouldn't notice if he did the Bulgarian anthem.
ReplyDeleteTwo three and outs and Cleveland is up 7-0. Unacceptable
ReplyDeleteB.Cundiff kicks 69 yards from CLV 35 to NO -4. T.Cadet to NO 12 for 16 yards (K.Williams).
ReplyDeleteDon't sleep on the Browns defensively.
ReplyDeleteRGIII, nooooo
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have the Sunday Ticket where you get every game. I like Red zone but the switching around to every game is a little disorienting to me. I like to stick with one game and watch it all the way through.
ReplyDeleteI'd just like to have access to all the games so I can watch the best one.
Not the first, nor the last returner to misjudge his blocking.
ReplyDeleteBeat his kid with a switch and belt, while stuffing leaves in the kid's mouth, talking about it in text messages to the kid's mother in a joking manner.
ReplyDeleteThey beat the shit out of us four years ago in the Dome. Unacceptable
ReplyDeleteShould've hit that pylon
ReplyDeleteI do. "Dallas".
ReplyDeleteIf I had the ticket I would just switch around anyway, Redzone does it for you. The ticket is best for fans who don't live anywhere near their favorite team and want to watch every game.
ReplyDeleteHe cripple himself?
ReplyDeleteRGIII is one of the most talented and athletic players I've ever seen at QB but looks like a broken ankle. Eagles fan but that sucks to see.
ReplyDeleteBroken lower left leg it looks like (maybe ankle) there's a cast on it.
ReplyDeleteSucks for him but their backup is probably better anyway.
ReplyDeleteHe also got him in the scrotum which was left out of ESPN's report.
ReplyDeleteThe fake punt!
ReplyDeleteNo contact play too
ReplyDeleteWow. Wonder if Skins do better with the backup this year
ReplyDeleteCousins isn't in healthy RGIII's league but I don't think RGIII is the same anymore.
ReplyDeleteHow about that... Kirk Cousins comes in and puts points on the board.
ReplyDeleteChrist. It's like he just learned the mechanics of running.
ReplyDeleteThe guy I'm playing in fantasy is starting Adrian Peterson and Wes Welker so I guess he hates money.
ReplyDeleteCousins doesn't get any flack at all from anyone, and RG3 is the most criticized QB not named Romo. Also, Cousins fits the NFL agenda of what a QB should be.
ReplyDeleteHaha. So easy win for you. My opponent basically just has Manning.
ReplyDeleteThe Lions are the definition of "million dollar body, ten cent brain."
ReplyDeleteThat was beautiful though.
ReplyDeleteI drafted Peterson (1st) and Rice (8th).
ReplyDeleteI'm going to wait til I win and then call him out for not caring so that he starts playing the right guys vs other teams.
ReplyDeleteRGIII's medical consultant must be Ahmed Johnson.
ReplyDeleteI wish Dan was playing in Miami again, just so we could get a lot of "Marino to Moreno" calls.
ReplyDeleteYowwwwwwwww. That's shit luck.
ReplyDeleteHe can't understand when his medical consultant speaks?
ReplyDeleteRG3 is officially injury prone.
ReplyDeleteAlready, Brady, time to light it up and gimme points
ReplyDeletehttps://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10487609_712614538774953_91989885355450898_n.jpg
ReplyDeleteHe's always hurt.
ReplyDeleteLegit lol'd. Well done.
ReplyDeleteDeSean Jackson is hurt.
ReplyDeleteI hate football
ReplyDeleteAnd now down goes DeSean Jackson. God is smiting Dan Snyder right now.
ReplyDeleteDamn, no DeSean vs the Eagles next week?
ReplyDeleteIf my Browns can pull this upset and the Pats win, my Eliminator pool ought to be looking GOOOOOOOD. We lost 71 last week, hopefully 50 more can go.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I can tell, whatever Peterson hit his kid with kind of wrapped around the kid and tagged him in the balls. Peterson even had a text about that one too...
ReplyDeleteGot him in the nuts on one of those, gettin' good with my switch. Daddy don't play!
... or something to that effect.
The Pats aren't looking so hot either.
ReplyDeleteTime for Kirk Cousins to take that job.
ReplyDelete49ers were the pick this week!
ReplyDeleteFound a steady Red Zone stream, all is right with the world.
ReplyDeleteMy work schedule is 11-9 this week. I'm up for a PPV at eight tonight if anyone is down. I'm NOT watching Night of Champions 2013.
ReplyDeleteBILLS FOOTBALL
ReplyDeleteBah. Never mind the NFL....though I am watching while I do homework. THIS requires the attention of the BoD:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=493013947463639
#VKMKickboxing
This has everything you need for a VKM match. Seriously.
*has Bills D in lineup*
ReplyDeletew00t
SNF opening up Levi's Stadium!
ReplyDeleteScott Chandler, could he BE any more of a tight end?
ReplyDeleteYou're doing college?
ReplyDeleteWill the field hold up?
ReplyDeleteI was looking forward to Cary Williams knocking DeSean out.
ReplyDeleteOh, that IS good.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteMy fave of those memes is the one where he says, "You used so much ginger it tastes like a Weasley!" or something similar.
heh.
Drafted them, but I've had to stream because of their tough schedule at the start.
ReplyDeleteA solid pick, but I stay the hell away from the Bears because they're a multiple personality team.
ReplyDeleteSamsung with the equivalent of Bischoff's "that'll put butts in seats" with a whiny Galaxy Note commercial.........and I think they're justified, just lousy presentation for that message
ReplyDeleteOh, damn.
ReplyDeleteI don't see Dez Bryant staying in Dallas past his contract. He's always miserable and yelling at everyone on the sidelines.
ReplyDeleteChrist, kid. Try and keep up. I know it's hard while you try and figure out how to interact with the opposite sex, but yes.
ReplyDeleteAlmost as good as the one where the guy gets knocked out of the ring and comes back with a chair.
ReplyDeletetoo old to stay with the 49ers, I like SF by 14+
ReplyDeleteSome guys are really good but not worth the headache as a member of a team. Dez is one of those guys.
ReplyDeleteI BILLIEVE!
ReplyDeleteThe Windows phone is also doing that. It looks like a cool phone, but that lame advertising kills it. Apple won on slick presentation, just like Budweiser sold shitty beer with better ads.
ReplyDeleteAJ Green out with toe injury, bahgawd!
ReplyDeleteAJ Green injured and questionable, oy vey, bignames dropping like flies
ReplyDeleteHe is getting his PhD in Ice Creamology
ReplyDeleteMan, that crowd is LOUD in Buffalo.
ReplyDeleteSorry.
ReplyDeleteNot familiar with that one, but it sounds awesome.
ReplyDeleteYou have to watch this all the way through. So much comedy gold. Over the top rope, knocking one's self down by dodging a non-existent blow and hitting the back of one's head on the top rope, no-selling, ref bumps....fucking genius.
BILLIEVE
ReplyDelete"Representing the NFC East, the 6-and-10 Division Champions...."
ReplyDelete(lighten up, kid. These are the jokes)
ReplyDeleteCrap... looking like an 0-2 fantasy start for me. My first ever.
ReplyDeleteEagles are going 12-4, thanks.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I will not repeat as the BoD Fantasy Baseball Champion
ReplyDeleteThat moment when you realize 4 of your 5 bench players are Browns (Hoyer, Crowell, Hawkins, D-ST)
ReplyDeleteI want historic. First 4 win division champ out of the East this year
ReplyDeleteAfter thinking about it for a minute, a 3 month injury wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for RG3. The Redskins season has 5-11 written all over it and possibly worse if the defense doesn't hold up. Kirk Cousins is the most popular guy in Washington right now with half the media thinking he's better than RG3 anyways.
ReplyDeleteIf he wants to be the one to take all those losses while RG3 gets some weight off his knees for another year, his situation around the league might actually improve.
Shit. I am THE Dr of Ice Creamology.
ReplyDeleteAt least you made the semis.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't they get flagged for stacking 12 players on the D-line? You're only allowed 11 players on the field to begin with.
ReplyDeleteThe Browns miss a FG yet it's a penalty on the Saints? WTF?
ReplyDeleteDo you know which writers got cut?
ReplyDeleteBest record too but my opponent at a much better week
ReplyDeleteDeMarco Murray with a touchdown.
ReplyDeleteI mean, Andy Reid used to put 8 in the box but this is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteOh, for fuck's sake Edleman. You're not supposed to fumble while making a juke move.
ReplyDelete#ShittyMaddenPlay
This is a nightmare.
ReplyDeleteFucking Edelman
ReplyDeleteI'm an unabashed Eli defender, but somethings fucking wrong when Larry Donnel's his top target.
ReplyDeleteRomo vs. Locker - The classic "resistible force meets moveable object" matchup...
ReplyDeletehas he thrown to Cruz? wtf
ReplyDeleteIt's all about who gets hot at the right time; I got knocked out of the #4 seed in the last week by a team who didn't even set their lineup but both my hitting and defense went ice-cold.
ReplyDeleteThat would be Romo vs. Eli.
ReplyDeleteI barely made the playoffs last year but won it as my team was red hot then
ReplyDeleteOnce that was sorta tipped, Cruz was falling down because he lost balance when Donnel crossed in front of him.....picked off
ReplyDeleteBecause the joke wasn't good enough, it seems.
ReplyDeleteThat one, too, but we have to wait for "that" matchup.
ReplyDeleteChandler Catazaro, could he BE any more of a rookie?
ReplyDeleteI'll stop. I'm ashamed.
How's Locker look? I don't watch much of the rest of the league any more but he always seemed like he'd be a great Madden QB
ReplyDeleteHome opener... we still BILLIEVE at this point!
ReplyDeleteMore ashamed than the USC fans who traveled to Boston last night?
ReplyDeleteCousins is KILLING it. Terrible Jags D but still.
ReplyDeleteIf Cruz does shit today I'm gonna bench him.
ReplyDeleteI benched Cruz for Maclin.
ReplyDeleteYou make any second contact from that girlie you were making out with at the party?
ReplyDelete#stillnotahookup
Yeah, but if you're a USC fan, you're used to letdowns against ranked teams by this point.
ReplyDeleteKirk Cousins - 4/4 44 yards and 2 touchdowns already
ReplyDeleteI prefer roto style because of that, tends to be more anti-climactic but I think it's less prone to luck
ReplyDeleteBoston College isn't ranked...
ReplyDeleteRedskins lose their two best skill players, but they're playing the Jags, so they're OK
ReplyDeleteHe totally hooked up with her!
ReplyDeletelater on.
in his mind.
while spanking.
#stillcounts
I meant unranked, fuck AutoCorrect.
ReplyDeleteGiants are the NFL equivalent of fat, roided Rey Mysterio
ReplyDeleteSnyder more nervous right now: RG3's out for the year, career in jeopardy at this point, or RG3's injury not as bad as it seemed and can get back in 2-3 weeks?
ReplyDeleteEli Manning is the worst professional athlete.
ReplyDeleteUm. Why exactly is State Farm raiding old SNL skits for their ads? Last year, Da Bears. This year, Hans and Frans. Who's next? Wayne and Garth? Or is that too high up on the food chain?
ReplyDeleteI cant believe BC won.
ReplyDeleteThe bar I was at was shocked as shit and went nuts
The rushing differential was crazy and USC had no answer to stop the option attack. None.
Vince runs their ad department.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready to put Eli in that Brad Johnson/Trent Dilfer territory right now.
ReplyDeleteThe Sweeney Sisters.
ReplyDelete