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TNA Impact Thread

Tonight is the "No Surrender" edition of Impact. Matches of tonight include:



TNA World Heavyweight Championship Match: Bobby Roode vs. Lashley

TNA Tag Team Title Match: The Hardy's vs. Team 3D vs. The Wolves

Knockouts Battle Royal to Determine the #1 Contender to the Knockouts Title

TNA X Division Championship: Homicide vs. Samoa Joe

Bram vs. Gunner

Comments

  1. Extant1979 - Ghetto SuperstarSeptember 17, 2014 at 6:52 PM

    Question: Anyone getting an iPhone 6 on Friday? I'm not eligible for my upgrade til March, so I need to live vicariously through other people.

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  2. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 6:55 PM

    I checked out the X Division title today if it was a linear title, it isn't even in TNA half the time.

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  3. Reportedly, TNA has lost about 45 million dollars in two years.

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  4. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 6:56 PM

    Should have fired Vince Russo.

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  5. Does it have a lid that flips on it, or do they still have the antennas? If it has a flip lid, I may get on board, but the antenna extensions are kind of my thing.

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  6. Dixie CarterVerified account‏@TNADixie
    SIGN :)RT @CRegal23: @TNADixie Dixie, could u please give us loyal #TNA fans a sign that Impact will be on U.S. TV come the new year?

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  7. Russo was about a 1/4 of TNA's problem, to be honest.

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  8. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 6:57 PM

    Shouldn't have brought Hogan in.

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  9. Nah. I still have a Blackberry Pearl lol

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  10. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 6:58 PM

    Will she respond?

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  11. Ladder match is starting the show!

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  12. She did. She said SIGN :). It's on her main Twitter.

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  13. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 6:59 PM

    Should the Heavyweight title match be at BFG?

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  14. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 6:59 PM

    Spike's money maker.

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  15. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:00 PM

    No Surrender should really be a submission style PPV.

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  16. Bitch please, it's all about the ratingz.

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  17. Put Against Masakatsu Funaki.

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  18. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:01 PM

    True, they really need that.

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  19. Wrestle-1 crowns their first champion on Oct. 8th. My guess is Funaki or KAI.

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  20. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:02 PM

    Now Havok is gonna destroy everyone.

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  21. They have enough KOs for a Battle Royal?


    Or will this be done under 5 minutes?

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  22. Taryn Terrell.............................nice

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  23. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:03 PM

    Still enjoy that theme.

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  24. Vince Russo is in the midst of writing a rant about why this should have been a reversed battle royale instead.

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  25. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:03 PM

    If Havok dominates, it should.

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  26. Or Sanada. He's Mutoh's pet project.

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  27. He's not in it.

    Full Bracket:

    - Kai vs. Manabu Soya
    - Minoru Tanaka vs. Daiki Inaba

    - Hiroshi Yamato vs. Seiki Yoshioka
    - Kaz Hayashi vs. Shuji Kondo

    - Tajiri vs. Masakatsu Funaki
    - Akira vs. Ryota Hama

    - Masayuki Kono vs. Jiro Kuroshio
    - Yasufumi Nakanoue vs. Yusuke Kodama

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  28. Rebel...................nice

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  29. Happiness is on starz right now

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  30. Adam "Colorado" CurrySeptember 17, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    That is a fucked up movie.

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  31. Jon Lovitz telling that girl "you'll be shit till the day you die" never gets old

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  32. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    Now things get real.

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  33. Where's is Daisuke Sekimoto?

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  34. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    Yep, that's the same PWO Jessica Havok.

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  35. You say that your name is Finlay and you love to fight. I say you're name is Finlay and you're a bathturd!

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  36. What did you think about her attacking AJ in that grantland article?

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  37. Battle Royal Rankings (hotness)


    Taryn Terrell
    Rebel
    Velvey Sky
    Brittany
    Madison
    Angelina
    Havok

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  38. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:06 PM

    Former PWO women go after each other!

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  39. Taryn Terrell
    Rebel
    Brittany
    Madison
    Angelina
    Havok
    Velvet Sky

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  40. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    I agree with that.

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  41. Adam "Colorado" CurrySeptember 17, 2014 at 7:07 PM

    I could not identify a single one of them if they were in this room right now.

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  42. Havok over Velvet Sky?

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  43. Is Havok TNA's poor version of Amazing Kong?

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  44. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    Yeah, I'll take that as well.

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  45. Havok kinda sucks.

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  46. AJ deserves it. The guy has come across like a big unappreciative prick during the 900 post-TNA interviews he did. He wanted $350,000+, which was a huge raise, while everyone else was asked to take paycuts.

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  47. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:09 PM

    Probably, but still better than nothing.

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  48. Velvet's pre-surgery pictures changed me forever.

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  49. I am going to watch the second Thor movie instead of this because TNA sucks.

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  50. I remember when Mickie Knuckles debuted in TNA and I was excited. Then, they named her Moose....

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  51. So can women just not wrestle? It's not like they get the time or training the guys do, or a real shot at shining based on ring work, but I could probably count on one hand the number women matches that I thought were as good as a good guy's match. (And that "count on one hand" bit was just being nice)

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  52. Can you remember the exact moment when you realized a particular wrestler was past his prime? For example, for Ric Flair maybe it was a certain match, or maybe it was seeing him wrestle in a t-shirt.

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  53. Whatever happened to Lara Flynn Boyle

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  54. TNA STILL GONNA DIE, and AJ's gonna possibly make more in Japan than he ever did in TNA. Good for him.

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  55. Havok moves around like she shit her pants.

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  56. Havok looks like a jumbo Alissa Flash aka Cheerleader Melissa.

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  57. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    Go for CA 2, the better film.

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  58. Havok moves around as swiftly as Sika did in 1986.


    Hell, they wrestle the same style

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  59. That had to be somewhat uncomfortable.

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  60. Good for him. I still really enjoy his work, just his attitude seems piss poor.

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  61. She has a terrible look.

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  62. PSH crashing and burning st trying to hit on lfb in that elevator is sooooo funny to me

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  63. And she is a terrible wrestler too

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  64. Consider that when men are hired by wrestling companies, the priorities are look, then skill. For women it's look, then look, then look, then skill.

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  65. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:11 PM

    Yeah, worst bump out of all of them.

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  66. "I'll fuck you so hard, I'll come in your ears, fuck you"

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  67. Already saw it. Thor 2 is the only MCU movie I haven't seen.

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  68. I enjoy that guy, but he needs to cut his roids.

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  69. Havok seems like the KO division's version of Abyss.

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  70. They both wrestle the same: horribly.

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  71. in sloooowwwwwwwwwwww motion.

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  72. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    Ah, well have then.

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  73. Oh, it's understandable and not even a "I don't think they're capable". But christ, I swear whenever I bother watching a match the last few years, I spend more time cringing they don't botch kill each other than anything

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  74. He is a better wrestler than Tony Garea!

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  75. Good Luck, Gail. Pulling off ***+ with her would be every bit as impressive as the series with Taryn.

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  76. I'll never forget those incredible Kim vs. Kong matches.

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  77. To be fair, Kong wasn't exactly agile either.

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  78. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    That was a pretty lackluster BR.

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  79. 1/10, troll. No one is better than Tony Garea.

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  80. Kong was fucking awesome at her character.

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  81. The guy is awesome. I wish NJPW would sign him.

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  82. Her character is nearly identical to Havok's. Big woman that screams and acts like a machine.

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  83. Marvel whore but I thought Thor 2 was pretty solid. Though curious on your thoughts on the ending

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  84. You're joking, right?

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  85. She was Vader the female version.

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  86. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    She was the most threatening woman in TNA.

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  87. Except Kong could work.

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  88. NJPW should sign Taiji Ishimori too.

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  89. If TNA lasts another 20 years, she can be a backstage agent breaking up fights. If I'm drinking and watching old WWF, if anyone mentions Tony Garea, it's a shot.

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  90. Lmao the psychiatrist day dreams about killing everyone in the park. I haven't seen this movie enough times

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  91. She was threatning even for dudes.

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  92. We've seen one match of Havok's and it was a battle royal. Why not wait and see?

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  93. But...TNA lasting another 20 years...let's be reasonable here.

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  94. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:15 PM

    Who was her Sting?

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  95. I also think it's a matter of upbringing. Full-time female wrestlers is still pretty new, so you're not going to have too many girls who grew up dreaming of being wrestlers. Who would their role models have been? Like I could've grown up watching Hogan, Savage, Koko, etc., and developed this strong desire to be a wrestler. But who would my sister have idolized? Miss Elizabeth? Sensational Sherri? The ladies of G.L.O.W.?

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  96. Because she's robotic and her look is terrible.

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  97. Judging by the way you "book" BoD RAW you would think Tony Garea was talented.

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  98. Havok was terrible

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  99. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 17, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    Hey, what's up TNA Team?

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  100. He would relegate you to a secondary role too so yeah, he is.

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  101. Didn't rebel break her leg recently? Was it from taking that silly bump onto the stairs?

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  102. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:17 PM

    Havok is going to be interesting to see.

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  103. You just called her Abyss and now you're defending her. Okay......

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  104. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 17, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    Yeah.


    *What's he talking about?*

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  105. All I'm saying is is that it has been one match and a battle royal at that. I'm not going to call her a complete failure just off of that.

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  106. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    She was unimpressive.

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  107. Who was the last big huge monster woman they had and just discarded all of a sudden ... she was Gail Kim's bodyguard for awhile.

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  108. Did I hear correctly when I heard that Brodus Clay is joining up with TNA?

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  109. Gunner would be a good fit in NXT

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  110. As a jobber.

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  111. Grodus Day is in the Impact Zone. Somebody call his daddy!

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  112. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:20 PM

    Lady Topa, discard TNA Tamina Snuka.

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  113. Loki looks like he would cut himself and listen to My Chemical Romance... I mean he had daddy issues and everything.

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  114. He's 32 already, so if he has any plans to jump it needs to be soon.

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  115. I don't know, but I would think a contractual signing is not a spoiler.

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  116. Lei'd Tapa. There was also that "Alpha Female" woman that Sabin brought out when he and Velvet split, but she only showed up... twice?

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  117. Was that DeVito from the Carnage Crew in the crowd jawing at Kenny King?

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  118. He signed a 2 year extension a couple months back.

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  119. It is when it hasn't been mentioned anywhere.

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  120. I was asking a question if he had been signed.

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  121. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 17, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    I think he looks like he would cut himself and listen to The Cure at a really loud volume to drown out the pain inside his head.

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  122. (Ref checks leg, "loaded boot", one legged guy dq'd every match before he ever wrestles)

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  123. TJ: Another NFL player, Jonathan Dwyer, beat up his wife AND kid.

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  124. I almost said The Cure but I figured no one here would be old enough to know them... now that I think about it though I think he might even be a Morrissey guy.

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  125. These Monday Night War videos have been lackluster.

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  126. Clearly you need to hear about the tank.

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  127. Morrissey sucks

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  128. Just read the grantland article about TNA. Does Dixie sound like a gigantic mark to anyone else besides me?

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  129. I liked the first few... but once they started focusing on individual things it has been far less interesting.

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  130. You'd think there's a lawyer/money manager out there just screaming "Say you're brain damaged, god damn it"

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  131. History is always written by the winners.

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  132. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcY0zREBHPw



    I think this is now my favorite wrestling theme today.

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  133. I think My Chemical Romance is shittier; I thought it was a solid choice.

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  134. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©September 17, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    What is going on with that company?

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  135. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 17, 2014 at 7:25 PM

    The Cure, Morrissey, My Bloody Valentine.


    Mrs. Stranger has a ton of that stuff.

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  136. In fairness, this happened a while back. He hadn't got the memo yet.

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  137. Fuck Morrisey, fuck veganism too.

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  138. Ditto--a money mark who seems to be intensely loyal to the wrong people (like Russo).

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  139. And you still married her? Man she must be something in the sack.

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  140. You say that now but BoD Night of Champions will electrify the fake wrestling world this Sunday

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  141. Don't smoke, people. You could wind up like Ken Anderson.

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  142. I like the fact that these anti smoking PSA's have been the only sign of Ken Anderson on the show for the last few weeks. I like it a lot.

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  143. Oh, you think her excitement over getting a painting from a guy who acted like a ridiculous tool showing up to work pilled out of his mind makes her a mark, eh?

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  144. Stranger in the AlpsSeptember 17, 2014 at 7:26 PM

    DING DING DING DING!!

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  145. lol. The NFL's perfect storm.

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  146. oh please the first match with Umaga was nowhere near a classic same goes with Khali and the rematches were great becasue they were gimmick matches which covered up their weaknesses. HBK was carrying everyone to 4 star matches

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  147. shawn/cena lasted a month same goes for DX/RKO

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  148. no just one jd was not good

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  149. they both were good in 2007 in that feud and their first match was not great at all

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  150. I remember Cena back in the day. Not a bad worker and those matches you thought would be duds like Oooogmaga (I miss being able to say that) were classics that made those guys. Sadly them drugs took him out along with his other sins.

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  151. I hated 2007 after June 27 ... And I'm not sure how I slept walk into 2010. I think -- when I still had TV -- I watched more football from 2007 until 2010 and totally gave up on the E in 2010.

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  152. I was impressed that SummerSlam was actually good and it almost brought me back to modern wrestling - but the bad views turned me away

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  153. I fee like Shawn/Cena was a lot longer than that… they had the whole buildup where they were tag partners, with the No Way Out match against Taker/Batista (which was awesome), then the Mania match, then the London match, then the 4 Way. That's gotta be at least two or three months, right?


    And didn't Shawn keep feuding with Rated-RKO for a while after HHH went down?

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  154. Actually, I rate JD a bit higher than ONS.

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  155. oh hell no both were nothing special but ons had a conclusive ending

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  156. No one is claiming the Kahli matches were classics, just that they were much better than matches involving Khali have any right to be.

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  157. All good points. I especially wish he would eliminate the top-rope legdrop from his arsenal. There's nothing particulary wrong with the way he hits the move, but the amount of time his opponent has to spend in one place bent over double while he gets into position just kills suspension of disbelief for me.

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  158. For sure. I don't like Cena as a worker for a few reasons, but his conditioning is remarkable for a guy his size.

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  159. So did JD, Khali tapped clean.

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  160. Your first paragraph discussing Cena's flaws is almost word-for-word what I would have written for why I don't like Cena as a worker.

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  161. Harris Brothers, hands down.

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  162. "HBK was carrying everyone to 4 star matches"


    Like JBL, oh wait!

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  163. The RAW match that Cena and HBK had was more Cena than it was Shawn.

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  164. I wouldn't put Jericho up there. He has a limited range (if that's the right word) where he just about never has really bad matches, but doesn't have nearly as many great matches as you might think given all the praise the guy's gotten over the years.

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  165. Putski reference. I watch basketball about as much as Scott Keith watches football. There's a Polish basketball player? Do they even *have* basketball in Poland?

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