Lol @ bill Simmons. Good fuck him
Yo this movie escape plan is pretty fucking sweet for a dumb ass action flick
cool story bro
The fake dougie or the real one?
I can't stand him, but ESPN is making themselves look bought and paid for by the NFL
Suspended by ESPN for calling roger goddell a liar.
Yeah but honestly I've had enough of Simmons. I love how he dared ESPN to suspend him and then they did.
If it was anyone else that would upset me.
Fucking insane they suspended him for THAT. But at this point, it's his own fault for sticking with them, he cashed his checks, let him stew for 3 weeks. Could have broke away and done the Grantland thing on his own
They can't just do an 8 man tournament?
Heh, I just realized it was Bobby vs Bobby.
I'm not sure I could name 8 people that work for TNA.
Jeremy is putting on some weight it seems.
Holy shit it's the building they used to do Raw in.
Seems like over the past few months they've suspended just about everyone.
Welcome everyone to Wednesday Night Impact!
Really? Weren't those tapings in July?
This is as good as PAC Man Jones theme.
You can tell I watch a lot of TNA.
That's the first time I really heard MVP's theme, I kind of like it.
Nice MVP vignette. Felt like a Nike commercial
He did the vocals himself in fine wrestling tradition.
the fuck is Lo Ki wearing
All we need is Magnus, and we'd have ourselves a Power Ranger match.
WCW1987 still missing from last week?
He quit, looks like he's keeping his word this time.
Who cares? A douche is a douche is a douche.
A "Gold Rush" tournament for a world title shot? Is it Raw in 2005?http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rSd1zXZlTKA/T4Kmkm_smSI/AAAAAAAAAK4/8gZqTKcxjiE/s1600/Gold+Rush+Tournament+2005.pngOr is it WWE 2K14?http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9ey9lHEcQhc/maxresdefault.jpg
Gonna be a slow thread tonight without him.
Someone better give a mid air super kick.
The graphics for raw were terrible in that era.
Looks like he borrowed Manik's new blue outfit.
WWE should do that more often, give guys in a tournament little videos about why they want to win.
These guys look they are going on a diving expedition.
Another honest, not-as-knowledgeable-as-you-guys question. I didn't really watch when MVP was in WWE. Is there a reason he's no longer with them?
He wanted to work in japan and he knew he was never going to go further in WWE than he already had.
He's an expendable mediocre worker.
Wasn't watching either at the time, but think he felt he reached his ceiling, quit, went to Japan for awhile
I think it was because he asked for his release otherwise he was fine outside of turning into a lower mid card.
Same reason as hundreds of guys that got cut before him.
I didn't know if it was drugs or murder or something.
Creative had nothing for him so he asked to be let go.
They cut him because he's black
I knew it had to be something like that.
His felony was before he started wrestling. He's been pretty clean ever since.
Well, he WAS in prison...
"I want to win so that I can always get strange looks when I pass through the metal detector at the airport."
HE PAID HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY!
Officially, society's bitch again. First day of working in 7 months.
He quit to go to Japan
And he refused to dance.
Well, ESPN is bought and paid for by the NFL.
That Ball In set up wasn't a dance?
I'd call it showboating more than dancing.
:: Sigh ::
It was a joke Lax...
This match isn't completely disagreeable.
Good opening match.
WTF does that even mean
So pretty good?
I've playing Street Fighter II, and goddamn, Ryu gives me the fucking fits. Between the Fireballs and the Dragon Punches, I want to tear my hair out.Does anyone have an old video game foe (fighting or otherwise) that just gave you all sorts of trouble?
Um, I don't know. I'd say not bad before pretty good.
Jessie is breaking the 4th wall in fine style tonight,
Points for acknowledging the camera
That was pretty funny
The Bro Mans have won me over.
I'm really surprised Abyss is still with TNA
Mr. Anderson is the wrong guy to put in these ads.
Evening. Today's my birthday.
I volunteered to work at their Lockdown Fanfest and I had to take care of DJ Z. The Bro Mans were next to him during the whole time and they were all so hilarious to each other. Seem like real bros in real life.
I thought it was a million times more effective than those "Truth" ads.
Fuck you too.
Get off this stupid blog and go get laid.
The irony of a company that employs Chris Broussard and Skip Bayless enforcing "journalistic integrity" gives me a nice, hearty laugh.
I was with my girlfriend.
Be a good bro and send some money on his paypal account so he can get an escort. You just got a job, bro, so no excuses.
Helluva welcome on your birthday by CO Jones.Happy Birthday!
i agree with what he said and more people will hear what he said now that he's suspended. He should do the adam carolla thing and make his own pirate ship
Hello. Hola. Bonjour. Hallo. Ni hao. Ciao. Hujambo.
je ne sais quoi
Sadly, Brazil's currency might be worth than America's now.
Those are greetings in various languages.
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
s'il vous plaît me lécher les testicules
espn wants to have people give their opinion, but when that opinion is against what espn is for, they suspend them
Ugh, Microsoft found out that my Office was a fraud one and I cannot remember what hacking device I used.
Bill Simmons got a longer suspension than what Ray Rice initially got. That's some bullshit right there.
Way to work the cheap heat Robbie.
I have a birthday Saturday, Kid. What's the legal drinking age in Brasil?
Black-ish is on!
what son what?
Robbie keeps getting thrown into random matches with Wrestle-1 guys.
I've seen enough of those on Facebook over the course of time. Internet short hand is just a pet peeve. Nothing personal.
18, I can drink now.
Simmons wants to go in on Goddell but he constantly dodged the emails about journalist being in the tank for the NFL
Bill Simmons got three times the suspension Stephen A. "Yeah, but ladies should remember not to make their man hit them" Smith got.
Just the same I would buy you a Brazilian Coca-Cola or something. We have Mexican Coke here in Texas and it taste a little different than regular Coke. I do not endorse alcoholic beverages.
no spoilers. going to watch it when I get home.
That Suicide in the crowd looks like he's sleeping.
I'm shocked Fishburne didn't cash on more on The Matrix
Don't worry, I rarely drink.
Wha..? But I....you just....you can't.....
I've got a ton of nieces on my facebook. I swear to God they have their own language. I just learned to ignore it.
That guy in the blue shirt looked really impressed. Lol.
Three minutes in and it's already better than every new comedy that premiered last season.
That was a perfectly competent match but it wasn't interesting in the slightest.
Shit, except The Goldbergs. The Goldbergs is tight.
Yeah, I actually like it so far a lot.
Spud robbed a 6yr old kid of his Easter Sunday suit.
I'm shocked that that was a Gold Rush match.
He's been doing that for the past 6 months,
The Bunny is coming for that ass, in vengeance.
Great, now I want to see Spud face the Bunny in a match.
The Goldbergs was a great series.
I never noticed that that Taco Bell advert got in a dig at the McMuffin. Lowest common denominator fast food is serious business.
Saw the pilot a couple weeks ago, it's better than one would think.
"The year's first new crowd pleaser"......did the guy doing bullshit press for This is Where I leave You forget we're nearly to October?
And they still have no matches scheduled.
Spud is on the verge for a face turn.
Ok, that was a funny tease.
Aries seems to be enjoying himself.
Flair in the crowd again.
I'm impressed of Knox as well.
Where was this Knox in WWE?
This has been a dreadfully dull show so far.
We need WWF 1987 here.
Did you carry on posting on the super sensitive TNA blogs?
I've enjoyed it so far. No 20 minute promos, just wrestling and short backstage segments. I can't complain at all.
I think I did, I thought more people would show up, I guess I was wrong.
The wrestling has been perfectly decent, and that MVP-Low Ki match was good. but there's just no energy to anything. Maybe everyone's just burned out because its week 8793 of the taping cycle.
This has got to be the match of Knox's career.
I actually wanted Knox to win this one.
Aries is still a great worker, but he's completely stale. He needs to freshen up somehow. Maybe shave off the beard.
They need to give him something to do.
I had a buddy over the last hour who is a casual WWE fan and boy was it embarrassing trying to describe Knux.
Try explaining Adam Rose and the Bunny as his tag team partner.
So Abeyance ran off seven straight uninterrupted posts. Just sayin'.
What about Rebel?
Remember when they repackaged him and it was serious vignettes about how he had to save the carnival so his family wouldn't be ashamed of him? Completely abandoned and now they're all just goofs in clown suits.
He thankfully wasn't over for Raw.
None necessary. Just noting a rarity outside of Jobber's late night solo rantings.
It has happened. I'm not proud of it.
I thought they were going to be heels honestly.
GO GO POWER RANGERS!!!
I think this thread should go up a bit earlier and just be "The Wednesday thead (also impact's on)". It might encourage people to post in it a bot more.
He was here earlier.
Agreed. This is brutal. I'm drunk and not even entertained.
Anyone saw NJPW destruction? Is it worth a look?
I haven't watched this Impact. But I must say that last weeks was better than Raw. This one wouldn't have to do much to surpass last week's borefest Raw, either.
I was going to screenshot and post that... but I'm lazy
Past 2 night have been slower than usual.
I will discuss it with Brian "I own Wednesday's" Bayless. It might be pretty easy to convince him.
:: Pops in like that State Farm Guy ::
Imagine if Anderson did his stupid "reach for the mic" bit, and instead of the mic someone just threw a light standard from the rafters straight at his head. That'd be awesome.
<<< Better than you :-)
Gabe Saposkly poked fun of WWE's production values. Has he seen Evolve? The arena, setup, and production values are a huge eyesore. The place looks like some underground fightclub in the roughest section of New York.
What motivates Mr. Kennedy to die his hair? Does he binge watch a bunch of baseball games from 1998 randomly and decide "Yep, back to the Salon!"
ROH also has bad production values, PWG's venue is small but great.
I was going to watch Evolve 35. I saw the arena and there was no way I was watching that show. The place was a complete dump.
I love that shit. Especially when it's been loaded with butter melted all in there.
This time last year, Magnus was the most improved wrestler in TNA and one of the most in north america, and was on a fast track to the world title. Then he jobbed said title to Eric Young and he's barely worked even 5 matches since then.
Hey, I watched wrestling shows on TV that took place at a fairground.
What happened to Gabe? Everyone praises his 2004-2008 work.
Feels so good to here this theme again though.
"Like a good franchise player Parallax is there"
Gabe Sapolsky is a fat piece of shit.
He wants to look as awful as possible.
Anderson shouldn't be in that.
And TNA acts like he never was champion. Newer viewers would never know he had a title reign.
In their defense, that was a pretty terrible reign.
WWE in 2008 was such an incredible year. Then, they flushed all the momentum down the toilet at and then after WM 25.
I thought he'd posted that because Anderson was on the screen and he looks like a mouldy butternut squash. In fact I was thinking exactly that when he posted it, which is why I upvoted him.
Bleached hair, goatee and steroid-induced veins coming out of your flesh.
The last best year for me, haven't realized how good it was until just recently.
Raw, SD, and ECW all had separate rosters and all were having great shows weekly
I was thinking of the actual butternut squash, so it made me think that Parallax was excited to eat dinner.
Jake from State Farm wears khakis. But I guess that's a different commercial.
I legit watched 12 hours of wrestling a week then.