So this is what Austin has been in extra training for? Can't wait for the show tomorrow!
So Ambrose is coming back tomorrow I take it?
It's really easy for schadenfreude to kick in...and it will in a sec. But this is a shitty situation for Reigns and I hope he gets better soon.But of course, I feel no sympathy for this company, because now they pretty much have no viable #2 babyface for John Cena and they have no one to blame but themselves.
We will probably get the Big Show as a replacement if Ambrose is unable to go.
That would be so totally innovative
I had an umbilical hernia surgery back in March and was back to work in days, although I couldn't lift anything heavy for like two months so I'm guessing Reigns will be out of action til at least Survivor Series.
How does one Castry the title?
Rumor is he's next up for Brock.
WONTON AND BEEF STEW!
Sorry about that. I'm on my phone. No idea where Castries came from. I've edited the post to avoid any further confusion. Thanks for pointing it out.
If I were WWE, I'd have multiple plans for Mania. But I'm not and they don't. It has all been Reins or Bust, and now he just did.
PPV is in Nashville.Surprise opponent. J-E-DOUBLE F (hah hah) J-A-DOUBLE R-E-DOUBLE TYa know, the Goonee.
I mean I think he'll be fine way before Mania but I get where your coming from. My guess is if Reigns bombs they go back to the Super Cena well again.
Yikes. That sucks. All right just do the Honky-Warrior SS '88 ("get me somebody to wrestle!!) angle, and push Ambrose to the moon.
On the bright side, it's not me who has to get hernia surgery, it's someone I've never met.Godspeed, Ramon. Roman. Whatever.
Now I want to be a fly on the wall for Vince's "hey pal!" phone call to Ambrose.
JUICE LIKE SUGAR
I wonder if they had an inkling about this last week, which is why they had the Rollins/Reigns match ahead of time?
Wonder if they can maybe set up a Jericho and Christian vs Rollins and Orton during the peep show segment... I'm sure it would be cool for Jericho and Christian to team up for ONE MORE MATCH
I'm starting to think so. I thought that was a strange booking decision, but it's starting to make sense now. I almost think they did this to set up a "surprise" Ambrose return tomorrow.
Possibly, but having someone wrestle knowingly with hernia issues,especially someone you are grooming as the future top guy, is very risky and stupid to be honest.
Maybe he needed 1 more match to get his medical insurance? sort of like Joey Trebbiani?
Jeeze, they really do only have one default fallback for situations like this, don't they? And it's always Big Show.
TJ: The Ultimo Guerrero/Atlantis Mask vs Mask match was pretty god damn greathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsWkndLj3NE&feature=youtu.be
But if you know he's hurt, why have the match on a throwaway Raw and not at a different PPV, where it could actually make them some money?
So how about this WWE Network 1pm Newsbreak?
THE BUNNY TOOK OUT THE GATOR!
That's Jim Neidhart. Former tag team partner of Koko B. Ware. The Birdman.
Yep, and it ended up being Kidman, although Dean let him off easy in the first match.
"Good thing they have all those other top guys... "Cena, Orton, Bray, Dean, Bryan in a few months, and so on. They'll be fine.
ELEVATED LIVER ENZYMES!ELEVATED LIVER ENZYMES!(just imagine that filling your screen)
The lack of update when they said it would occur has me VERY concerned for the overall well being of Roman Reigns. The situation may be far more grave than first realized.
Roman? Roman Reigns. Ramon Reigns? Razor Ramon. Raymond Ramon? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
Sounds like a Bob Dylan song.
Now it's time for The Bunny to step up and take that main event spot.
"Dean Ambrose... Roman Reigns... and Seth Rollins?""Why do I have to be Seth Rollins?""'Cause you're a faggot, all right!?"
Show is in the best shape he's been in since, hell, the late 90s now. I'd rather he stay tagged with Mark though.
"No, no, Dean...it was always you, baby. I mean, what the fuck kind of name is Roman? Come on, you're the star, man. Fuck that guy and his greasy hair. See you tomorrow!"Hangs up. Dials."Daniel, baby! How's that arm doing, slugger?"
Speaking of which, you'd think that Generic Foreign Heel #402 would kinda blow, but Rusev and Lana have been great so far and even guys like Swagger and Henry have looked good against him. Wrestling's weird like that.
Bray is SO not on this list anymore.
He's still super over and can easily be reinserted into a main event slot.
Poor Tommy Hall... breaks the news first and get's one-upped.
Just goes to show that when all parties involved work hard they can get the crowd into even a yawner of an angle. Rusev and Lana play their parts well and Rusev is surprisingly good at the little things, like selling and facial expressions for a monster. Swagger and Zeb played their parts great and Henry has believable motivation.I can't wait for Rusev to fully settle in and get really good at this act and then be completely derailed and ruined by Cena in 6 months.
Good thing we saw the match last week anyway... wonder if they'll just replay that one instead.
Aren't you optimistic.
Something a little different from what most are proposing. I don't think they should give Ambrose vs. Rollins away here, I think it's perfect for HiaC as a final blowoff match.Christian is right there, he's already appearing on the show, he's already killing time during the pre-show. He's supposedly been cleared to wrestle for awhile, might as well just run Rollins vs. Christian and use the pre-show to build up the fact that with his concussion history a curbstomp by Rollins could end his career once and for all.I just think that Rollins vs. Ambrose is such a good feud that it can actually sell subscriptions at this point, don't just give it away anymore without buildup.
Finally, the 1pm newsbreak has arrived.
Remember when Bulldog did a "You're FIRED!" chant at Clarence Mason?
I will always remember my dad saying, "If I ever got into wrestling, I'd probably dress like Ahmed Johnson... guy's got more fucking gear and pads on than a linebacker."
He really had the inflection down, but it wasn't backed up by any sort of knowledge at all. He would just speculate wildly. I remember him talking about Elijah Burke and how he would have "4-up" written on his wrist tape, which Striker proclaimed as a video game reference since Burke was a big gamer.In reality it stood for "4 knuckles upside your head."
Or they could do both kind of. Do that and then Ambrose returns later in the show when Rollins is bragging backstage and they get into a 5 minute fight.
Also, why not run an injury angle instead? I've always said, anytime anyone gets injured, it should be worked into an angle to help out someone else. Rollins would look even better if they shot some footage of a backstage curbstomp to Reigns that took him out.Rollins destroying the Shield... instead of... Reigns hurt his crotch muscles or something.
Yeah, I like that... don't have a match between them but have Ambrose show up and add heat to their eventual match.
I'd rather they just be honest for once."Roman Reigns will be out for a few weeks, he broke his cock. Coming up, we'll take a look at what happened on Total Divas..."
Only too the. an extra hour.
That always happens here.
He's been very over lately.
They don't have themselves to blame when it comes to Bryan.
He just slatered it.
I think they are scrambling to come up with a plan B
Well, good thing they already ran the match anyway on RAW!
"Roman Reigns injured himself last night after breaking into the apartment of Renee Young while intoxicated. Reigns performed a handstand inside of her hamper when it busted open and Reigns fell sideways and caught his testicles on the corner of her dresser, ripping them right off...............But now, here is WWE Countdown featuring the Top 10 animal mascots of all time!"
Thomas Hall really is the B+ player. :-(
I pick Winston and/or Matilda.
Needs a "pal" in there.
If only it was Easter...then it would be timely!
Ouch, he's injury prone too huh?
Wow...that was pretty epic. The crowd, emotion and drama and people crying in the stands. Thanks for sharing.
1 PM Central?
Sounds like an incarcerated hernia is the worst kind to recover from but even then it sounds like the max worst scenario is like 6-8 weeks
Apparently this is an incarcerated one, which is worse
Its only 12:12 over here, maybe they meant PST?
Seth Rollins Vs The Big Show is a semi-main event anywhere in the country!
You can die from a hernia?
LOL@eating a galaxy.
"Is it like a parasite or a virus or something you get from a bee?""I have a hernia." "Do you have syphilis?" "I said it's a hernia.""I know. It's possible to have two things at once."
So possible. 8 (
Ultimately this is good because 1) everyone live in attendance and watching on the network would way rather see Ambrose in that spot 2)this will force Vince to use Ambrose to save the day and hopefully when the crowd freaks out Vince will gain more faith in him 3) should lead to a cooling off of reigns push and hopefully sabotage the mania 31 plans.
Plus the wwe has an awesome health insurance plan and Vince has a unquestioned reputation of keeping guys whole financially while they sit home hurt!
That episode is fantastic. The Stakeout and Rock Show were both signs of the quality that was to come.
That isn't what injury prone means genius.
I assume somebody already made this joke, but I don't care.He's injury-prone! Can't push him now!
Hey just yesterday people were telling me "he's only been a singles wrestler for 3 months"Well now he's already missing time with surgery!!! Yikes! That's not good. Maybe his body wasn't meant for the wear and tear? Maybe he just doesn't love the business enough? Either way, Ambrose vs Rollins >>>>> Reigns vs Rollins so the fans come out OK.
And lets all hope, like any good joke, there's truth to it too.
Don't have a problem with Roman at all, but this might be a good thing.
Your posts make my eyes bleed.
I have to wonder how far in advance they knew about the Reigns injury. If they knew about it ahead of time, why not at least have Rollins do the injury angle, which would have been a far better option than jobbing him out like a loser.
Funny. Reigns matches have that same effect on me.
Your posts make when I never learned how to read.
Nothing says "future main eventer" like making him look like a total midget!
I loved how after a certain point, Cole and Lawler just started no-selling his nonsensical babble.
That's the WWE for you: a company that could be amazing, if they possessed an OUNCE of imagination or foresight. But they don't and so we end up with things like this. They could still have Rollins claim credit for it on the PPV though. Maybe have him come out and gloat and claim to be the last member of the Shield still standing...and then have him get "Honky Tonked" by Ambrose. Would get a decent pop from the crowd. Nah. There's no way they'll do that.
Gotta be Frankie. That's was the whole gimmick for koko
You don't know about an incarcerated hernia ahead of time. It's an outright emergency.
If they didn't let Rollins/Reigns at Raw they could've let Seth come out to the ring talking about Roman is faking the injury and it's a coward, then WHAM Ambrose returns and they have a crazy brawl.
ROFL Alabama scores from the first play of their series versus Florida. This is going to be a massacre.
Wwe.com interviewed the surgeon and he said six weekshttp://www.wwe.com/shows/nightofchampions/2014/roman-reigns-breaking-news-26669136
Lol you tried to fix the typo and still didn't get it right. Lame, u leave typos around here to be mocked. Trust me I know
After the shit storm it created, the fappening is still going on? Dudes got some balls even with the FBI looking into it.
Let me know when he gets to the videos.
Apparently so. I saw a post about it on 411. Kardashian, Cuoco, and Lawrence is what they mentioned though they didn't link the pictures obviously.
TJ: It's Fappening Again!
There is videos too? This guy is pacing the release of his content pretty well. He's gonna be ducked in the ass if the FBI gets him.
I agree, Rock Show and Pawnee Zoo hinted at the potential, but The Stakeout was the tipping point that pushed P&R onto the track of comedy greatness. "I'll step outta your momma's van!"
Vanessa Hudgens ones are solid. Not a fan of Avril. Seen Kim k suck and fuck a BBC so those titties pics were whatever. Don't know the other chicks
There's never a good time to get injured, but timing wise this is probably the optimal time for Reigns to get injured. Enough time to heal up before WrestleMania plus he's been meandering anyways. This gets him out of purgatory, allows him to come back after being away a month and a half and he will feel fresher upon return.
I'd like to see this dude bust out the mackayla vids.
When I saw that Louis CK was the cop in that episode I lost my mind. Amazing casting there.
the fappening has a dot eu site with the pics and a Aubrey plaza video if anyone wants to see. I'd give em a 6/10 though
I have an unhealthy crush on Aubrey Plaza. Had no idea about any videos.
See I didn't even know who she was
I'm usually not into skinny chicks but I'd do unspeakable things to Vanessa Hudgens
Brazilian funk singerHe does this laugh, he also has 21 children.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01uYuBr3_dcHere's the song with the laugh in the intro.
I find Kim Kardashian obscenely attractive.
Eh, that's risky. She only turned 18 recently so who knows if she's even of age in any of her leaks.
I don't like whores.
Maybe it was just the angle, but Reggie seemed pretty average-sized in that tape.
You're about to be 18... you'll soon find out that if you thought you wanted to have sex more than any man now... that the feeling only escalates afterward.
She's from Parks and Recreation.
Hate myself for knowing this... but it's Ray J... and yes, does not seem too particularly well endowed.
Well she turned 18 almost a year ago. He should find enough legal illegal pics. She's just the only one he cracked who I would have been super happy about. Other than jlaw I barely know the other chick and moles weird me out. Not enough to not look but enough to not save em or anything
Why would ANY woman ever take a picture like Hope Solo did? That girl's fucking off the chain crazy anyway. Don't see anyone calling for her head like Ray Rice's.
Well fair enough. I'll drop the big part. I also think kim is hot. I just meant when I've seen her suck and fuck one still titty pic isn't gonna make my whole day. Still she was looking hot as always
Can't see her a appeal.
There is something guttural about an ass like that. It's deep within a man's DNA... which is why all breast men are just confused ass men.
Perving out right now, but I enjoy the candid picture. Playboy just makes every girl look the same... same poses, same lighting, same touchups.Don't get me wrong, playboy is true art... but as far as seeing a naked woman, I like the "in person" experience the best. Sexiest of all.
Well now they've got 7 pics of the big bang theory chick. Can't hold the shittyness of that show against her hotness, and leelee sobleski.
Eh...they're not that great either
My first real crush in high school had practically the same figure as Kim, with the same ginormous ass. Oh, those slow walks down the hall a few metres behind her ...
So does this increase or decrease the odds that Cena wins tonight? Panic and put the title back on Cena? or actually look ahead and have Brock win and defend until Reigns comes back and is ready and healthy to challenge?
The surgeon said reigns can probably get back in six weeks. So I don't see any reason to panic about Brock but Meltzer makes it sound like they are absolutely panicking right now.
Hardly anyone follows women's soccer and talking about male victims of domestic violence doesn't matter according to feminists.
I don't know, this feels like when Jericho was coming back and Vince wouldn't put the vacant title on him despite the fans losing their mind for it. I think that was the 1st return. What we want VS what there plans are, we know what always wins.
I had a fairly similar situation... girl on my bus that never ever looked my way because she was a year older, then when I was a junior, she "let me" sit with her and walk her to her first morning class. Large breasted girl with a great big ass. She was actually my first... every day for three weeks while her boyfriend was at basic training. Even then, I had no idea that's why I was attracted to her.My dad chimed in on the situation one day... "Yeah, Amanda... the girl with the big ass? Son, it's only going to get bigger... much bigger. Have you seen her mother?"Good lord the old man was right... dodged a bullet.
I thought juggernauts couldn't get hurt.
That's the thing about chicks with big asses. They're great in their prime, but often have a short shelf life.
That would be the ultimate in WWE reaching for reasons why Cena should win #16
Kim is the exception. She's plus 30 and post child and should have gone far south by now.
My girlfriend's best friend is a devout (read: nazi) style feminist. I troll her daily on facebook. She has yet to respond to my Hope Solo post.
You mean tomorrow right? Or have I drank so much today that I'm time traveling?
Or even Punk, or rather, there's nothing they can really do about Punk.Hell, Reigns injury isn't their fault either.
I don't care much for her, I just want to do things to that booty.
I would love if Triple H fucked Cena out of the title just to save Ric Flair's legacy and it culminated in a WM match for them...... but not with this Brock match. Brock needs to beat him down again.
I think I saw something on ESPN today saying that the soccer world should condemn her the same way.
We call that a low percentage joke.
That's because she spends so much money, time and effort keeping herself looking that way. The average big-assed female doesn't have those resources.
A hell of a way to spend a Friday night.. I watched the lowest of low indy shows last night.. Left the building after the 3rd match to catch Mask vs. Mask at home.. What a freaking spectacle that whole thing was.. The pomp & circumstance was waaaaaaay over the top.. Great stuff..
I know people are against part timers(and Triple H) taking up marquee WrestleMania matches but I'm at the point where I accept that it's gonna happen anyways and Cena & Hunter have had some great matches in the past. As far as possible matches for both guys, you could do worse than matching them up I guess.
I love how Ron tries to throw the burger in his face.
Louis CK was awesome on that show. He's awesome, period.
When you're going through a rough patch(dry spell) or don't want to put much work into getting a lay, whores are a blessing in disguise.
Yeah I meant tomorrow. Seems like a sunday.
Vince:"DEAN, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS TO BUMFUCK, TENNESSEE"
Helmet came off
Must have not been wearing his lazer tag vest.
Any links you can supply for these? Reddit??
Yeah, but still.
This has nothing to do with the post but....Why do they call Adrian Peterson The Light?....Because he always knows when to flip the switch.
Eh, google it... just a couple of Kim I looked at... and that HORRIBLE Hope Solo one.
I've never heard him be called "The Light."
To hell with the Fappening, why can't this guy do something useful like hacking into banks and eliminating everyone's debt?
I fully expect Jake the snake Roberts to NOT be participating in this years rumble. The winner really is up in the air. I expect Reigns to be going up against Orton at Mania. A nice upper card match. I'm estimating it to be about **1/4*.
I'd rather this guy do something useful.
the fappening dot eu
Coors Light... AND THE TWINS!!!
Yeah...I made it up in the gym this morning. Everyone there got a pretty good laugh anyway.
Then the world economy would collapse after the fact.With the Fappening, only wieners collapse after the fact.
Yeah right now it's a cute story with the FBI looking for the guy and playing a little game of catch the rat. You start messing with banks and IRL Project Mayhem stuff and you get a whole separate group of people not just looking for you but finding you.
Good thing he and Rollins already wrestled on RAW.Doesn't seem like such a stupid idea now, does it?
Andy Dwyer leaping into the pit. That's when the show had me.
I honestly am glad that match is off the card. At this point he drags down th equality of the show in my opinion. Also for them to give it for free on mon. when it was one of your major matches for this show was retarded! Of course I would love to see Ambrose get hot shotted into this match, but would we rather wait a month for a proper build, or just say fuck it Ambrose is here tn to kick Rollins ass and got permission from regins (that could be the angle lol)? This also makes me think harder bout a cash in, bc he wont have the stain of losing on the show earlier if he cashes in.
Never let the facts interfere with a good one liner.
I would just love for some hacker to fuck with Sallie Mae honestly.
honestly that is some 1920's punishment there haha. hitting your kid with a tree branch?? wtf would make you think that was right. I heard of the belt when I was uber bad my old man would use it, but a fucking tree branch?
What is the "equality of the show"?
It's almost like they knew.
meant quality.. sorry i been up for over 30 hrs now and am starting to feel it. Best editor on the blog zanadude!
Mine collapsed as soon as I saw Justin Verlander.
I thought it was the name of a place when I first saw it.
Any thoughts of finally having Rollins cash in?Cena goes all insane and actually stands toe to toe with Brock and the beat the ever-living shit out of each other and then HHH sends out the Authority to make sure Cena can't win but Brock is just laying prostrate on canvas after he wins and Rollins looks at him, looks at his breifcase ... hands it to the ref, hits the curb stomp, and beats Brock.Yay? Nay?
Get some sleep.
Sounds like a work.. probably why they had the match on RAW, to please the fans.... errrm, wait, really? Nah, probably not a work then.
Quick, someone call Weird Al for help!
On Brock? Nay.
Yeah, he's so handy.
i made the mistake of taking an aderall for a job interview yesterday afternoon I had in NYC to give me an edge i guess and I couldnt sleep to save my life last night. Did well at the interview though. My one issue Abeyance is my alma matter wvu plays Oklahoma at 8 and if i sleep im out till tm and would miss the game :(.
Further WCWification of the title? Nay.
ONE THOUSAND NAYS!
Congrats on the interview, then do what you can to stay awake then.