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Hell In A Cell 2014 Thread

Kick off show starts at 7/6c. It's schedule to have Mizdow TV with Miz as a guest.

Here's the card going into the show:

Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella - Loser becomes the Winner's personal assistant
AJ Lee vs. Paige - WWE Divas Championship
Jimmy & Jey Uso vs. Gold & StarDust - WWE Tag Team Championship
Dolph Ziggler vs. Cesaro - 2 out of 3 Falls Match - WWE Intercontinental Championship
Sheamus vs. The Miz - WWE United States Championship
The Big Show vs. Rusev
Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins - Hell in a Cell Match
John Cena vs. Randy Orton - Hell in a Cell Match - Winner gets a future WWE World Heavyweight                                                                                        Championship title shot.


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  1. Watching Sandow get this over is just a joy.

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  2. Vince is still deciding whether to make the fans happy and have Ambrose and rollins main event or get off by trolling us with Cena/Orton part 143

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  3. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:28 PM

    Preshow kicked off at 7. Buncha slackers.

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  4. Is a "not again" chant during Cena v. Orton out of the question? After the "this is stupid" chant in Brooklyn, I feel like anything's possible. I hope the Dallas crowd delivers.

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  5. Welcome Everyone, to Regular Match With Obstructed View 2014!

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  6. Preshow started off at 7... Bayless would have known that.

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  7. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 26, 2014 at 5:29 PM

    Update: Brian Bayless has just sent back his margarita because there was too much salt on the rim.

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  8. Stranger is no Bayless.

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  9. I am of course most looking forward to...


    BRIE MODE BITCHES!!!

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  10. Bringing tears to my eyes half an hour before the show even starts.

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  11. Brie mode = the two shots it takes to get an 90 pound untalented wrestler lit up

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  12. They need to come up with the most ridiculous 3 man gimmick they can think of and create a team with Sandow, Cody, and Heath Slater just to see if they could get it over.

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  13. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 26, 2014 at 5:32 PM

    I FIXED IT!!

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  14. WHATEVER!


    :: Talk to the hand motion ::


    #BrieMode

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  15. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:33 PM

    I'll be watching you, Stranger!

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  16. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 26, 2014 at 5:33 PM

    Since when has it been one whole hour before the show anyway?

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  17. I prey HHH is not reading this

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  18. Every breath he takes, every move he makes?


    Man being a stalked sounds EXHAUSTING

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  19. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 26, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    *takes his shirt off*

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  20. That match will suck. I never told anyone. Except you.

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  21. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:35 PM

    I'm just getting ready to play as Sting in the new WWE2K15 game.


    ...


    What's that? Not the singer?


    ...


    Never mind!

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  22. It's too bad WWE doesn't do Playboy anymore because I'm sure Nikki would've posed.

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  23. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:38 PM

    I'm betting there are a few of the Divas who would have gotten naked.

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  24. Booker having a shucky ducky quack quack graphic legitimately made me laugh.

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  25. Heyman should've brought a cardboard cutout of Brock with him.

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  26. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©October 26, 2014 at 5:39 PM

    They probably would, they have succeeded in every gimmick they've done.

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  27. Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella - Loser becomes the Winner's personal assistant


    Does this involve anything sex related?

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  28. How many times have AJ and Paige fought on PPV this year?

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  29. Ok, I will actually watch this. And I am making a bold statement. IF Ambrose/Rollins is not the main event... I will post tomorrow "WWE SUCKS", and I will not post all week long. IT IS IN WRITING!!!! #ConflictedFeelingsForTheSmarks

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  30. Agreed. We have missed out on several quality spreads... see what I did there?

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  31. More than a few.

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  32. Milton twins > Bella Twins.

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  33. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©October 26, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    3 times.

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  34. Has to be at least four?

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  35. So this will be four. Ooof.

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  36. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?

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  37. Biff Kensington IIIOctober 26, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    I LOVE THAT SONG...

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  38. what comes after trilogy? quadogy? This is that

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  39. And here I was pondering what your intake on this matter was.

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  40. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©October 26, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    Outside of Ambrose/Rollins.
    The divas had the longest feuds.

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  41. Paige and AJ don't have chemistry. Will tonight be any different?

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  42. AJ seems like she doesn't have chemistry with anyone besides Kaitlyn.

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  43. Sorry Rene, calling the IC title "very prestigious" does not make it so

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  44. TBF, those divas are far from polished.

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  45. I feel like I need a Kickstart for some reason.

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  46. Biff Kensington IIIOctober 26, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    Hard to develop chemistry when their matches go an average of 4 minutes.

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  47. She had some with Daniel Bryan.

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  48. Paige is really good in the ring. I am looking forward to the eventual AJ vs. Charlotte match.

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  49. Do they really? They seem WAY LONGER than that.

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  50. Biff Kensington IIIOctober 26, 2014 at 5:43 PM

    Bless her heart, she's trying at least.

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  51. The other dude that's not Heyman or Booker just called it "arguably the most prestigious title in the WWE" and I just almost hurled my laptop at the TV

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  52. You're talking about sex, right?

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  53. ok, fuck homework for the rest of the night.

    I would like the Steelers/Colts game to be concluded before HIAC starts, please.

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  54. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 26, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Alex Riley knows nothing about titles.


    Or being a wrestler anymore for that matter.

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  55. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    The Hitchhiker's Trilogy was, like, five books.

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  56. I am looking forward to this show... Cesaro/Ziggler, Rollins/Ambrose, Uso's/Dusts, Cena/Orton, and even Big Show/Rusev could be fun matches and of course... BRIE MODE!

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  57. Why yes Devin that's right. Good job!

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  58. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:46 PM

    I'm guessing this show should be worth the $9.99 I paid for the Network this month alone.

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  59. That game is essentially over. 3 possessions with 3 mins left. Goodnight.

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  60. It would end if either team decided to D up just a little

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  61. they would - and still those "in charge" wouldn't be convinced.

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  62. Is this the first match up between the Usos and the Dusts?

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  63. From a workrate+social experiment standpoint, absolutely.
    Cesaro/Ziggler and Ambrose/Rollins will have good matches virtually guaranteed. And Show/Rusev and Cena/Orton should be fascinating studies in crowd response. If Cena/Orton really goes on last and the crowd is in a bad mood, something special could happen tonight.

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  64. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:47 PM

    Just turned the preshow on the PS3 and it froze within a minute. It's gonna be one of those nights.

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  65. I always thought this should be named Hell in THE cell. Cause hell can't be in any ol cell, it has to be in THE cell

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  66. Booker's kickstarter can is color coordinated to his shirt, baller.

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  67. I'm hoping for something like a "not again" chant. But that's just me.

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  68. Weird. My PS4 just did the same.

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  69. I was being silly.

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  70. Hungover with nothing at all to do the rest of the evening. Was 50/50 on watching, but just heard a friend will be there in a spot where he's sure to get on camera, so I'll at least have it on in the background while I clip my toenails or color or something

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  71. Did Booker just call Rusev a giant heel?

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  72. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    And two freezes.

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  73. I don't have the network. Is firstrow the best place to watch a stream?

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  74. Feed on my game consoles is always terrible. Feed on the PC is always clean. They're plugged into the same router, I don't get it.

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  75. Wouldn't this be a good spot for an NXT match?

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  76. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:49 PM

    Not that anyone here condones that...


    Yes.

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  77. I just don't understand the point of a preshow.

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  78. I always thought it was Hell in THE Cell. What's this Hell in a Cell crap? I also hate when the refer to the structure itself as the Hell in the/a Cell. Its the Cell. Hell is what takes place inside.

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  79. Why isn't Mountain Dew Game Fuel sponsoring this show? You'd think it would be more fitting with the WWE 2K15 tie-in.

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  80. Theberzerker! HUSS!October 26, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    I thought it was that for a long time, actually. I still wanna default to that name on occasion because yeah, it sounds better.

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  81. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Bill Kazmeier reference from JBL?

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  82. I found out that heel was a common term back in the early days. My source is Looney Tunes cartoons but still, they used it.

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  83. Biff Kensington IIIOctober 26, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    I am legitimately stoked for one match (Ambrose/Rollins) and passively interested in another (Cesaro/Ziggler). Yet I am legitimately peeved with Cena/Orton Part 700 and anything Bella related. I may watch Once Upon a Time with the missus and some World Series or SNF before I flip on.

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  84. Bo Dallas with the first ebola joke of the night. I approve.

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  85. vipbox. Streaming is stealing.

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  86. It gets you interested in watching the show you already paid for.

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  87. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 26, 2014 at 5:50 PM

    Awesome. Bo should carry that stupid globe.

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  88. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:51 PM

    For a second there, I thought your SN was Macarena.

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  89. I always remember it being A but I could be wrong

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  90. I apologise Vince. I usually watch them with friends but the Saints game is on

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  91. I'm not a fan of this recent trend for wrestlers to be soaking wet all the time.

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  92. Hype, sell the Network, provide more show content. I enjoy them.

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  93. This company is so lost.

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  94. He was the guy that teamed with Jushin Liger in Battle Bowl one year right? I remember as a kid thinking they would be a great team because they were so well balanced.

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  95. Well so much for that heel turn.

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  96. This isn't a thread about TNA

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  97. Gotta protect Henry.

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  98. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 26, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    They're fine.

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  99. It's like the public pool, you have to take a short shower before you get in the ring because

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  100. Is the show available to anyone who doesn't already have the Network?

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  101. Theoretically it's supposed to be one final hard sell. UFC did great on those a few years ago. Talk about the upcoming fights, book a couple of guaranteed slobberknocker fights (Chris Leben or Chris Lytle or Matt Brown, step on up) and tell people "hey if you liked this, you gotta see more for just $49.99!!!"

    WWE never was as good at that.

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  102. Guess they are trying to emulate the football pregame stuff, but they remove all the things that would make it interesting, like talking about how got arrested or got busted on a drug test

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  103. Since you've seen that message and learned your lesson, I'll delete it.

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  104. Bo Dallas is super terrible lol

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  105. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:53 PM

    He also teamed with Rick Steiner in a tag team when Scotty was injured. But yeah, his best match was probably that Battle Bowl.

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  106. Agreed. The live PPV's are the #1 selling point of the network IMO.

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  107. Yeah, I think it's free, on Youtube, WWE.com, etc.

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  108. No I did too, but it was so bad it was good, Bo's great because he's awful

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  109. Speaking of Bo...Ole Miss has started selling Bo-lieve t-shirts b/c of their quarterback. I think that's a lawsuit.

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  110. You won't be saying that in 3 hours once Cena and Rollins win lol

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  111. I really REALLY wish RAW could be on the network also.

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  112. Vince and Co. could use some extra scratch

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  113. "The only woman to have previously stripped her..."


    Too bad the sentence couldn't have honestly ended there.

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  114. He was a great NXT champion but yeah he's been a bust on the main roster thus far.

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  115. I wonder how many people watch the show on YouTube/WWE.com and don't order the PPV/have The Network.


    I think that's where WWE misses Sunday Night Heat. That was a legit good way at hyping a PPV.

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  116. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    So Vince Jordan says he will say WWE Sucks tomorrow and quit the blog for a week if Ambrose-Rollins does not go on last. Let's hear it? What's the main event tonight?

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  117. Paige's darkest times are still more pale than anyone else's.

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  118. Heyman looks so embarrassed to be there, and its awesome.

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  119. Why can't we have non-whore names for Divas?

    Give me a... well, we had Molly Holly I guess. But why can't we have a 'Jane' or an 'Amy'?

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  120. Paige could've been three hundred times more interesting in 2001 or so.

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  121. Heh, Byron better stop making the goggly eyes at Kevin Dunn's woman.

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  122. Yeah, when's the last time somebody's used baby oil? Whatever happened to that trend?

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  123. Finally getting around to Bound for Glory?

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  124. Mitch, The GodfatherOctober 26, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Man, last night was so glorious. I bet they were burning those shirts.

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  125. I miss the Emma Dance :\

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  126. That first HITC is so damn good. I wish that show was about to start right now instead of what we're about to watch.

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  127. What other place is this airing that they're promoting the Network? Is this also on Youtube or some shit?

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  128. Wasn't Bo Dallas over and like, a threat in NXT?


    Glad that the WWE took care of that once he was called up to the main show.

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  129. WWE needs to hire Don West. Problem solved.

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  130. Yeah and on the app free of charge.

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  131. The 6-man HIAC doesn't get the props it deserves.

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  132. Ah yes, a video package reminding us of other, better Hells in a Cell

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  133. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    These By the Numbers videos make sense for the Royal Rumble. Do we need it for everything?

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  134. He was also actually getting some heat during his winning streak before they jobbed him out.

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  135. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:57 PM

    OOOH! I think I'll watch that tomorrow at work.

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  136. We watched that last night for kicks in the Saturday live thread. Yeah I would probably rather watch that than this, too.

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  137. So, this is my first HIAC. What makes the, uh, "apparatus/structure" different than a regular cage? Is it just because it's not flush against the ropes?

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  138. 47...the number of times Abeyance says "yep" in a RAW thread.

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  139. 57483 - the number of profanities muttered under her breath by Beth Phoenix when wrestling the Bellas.

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  140. wut




    Yeah it's got a roof and stuff

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  141. So there's going to be absolutely no blood tonight, right?

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  142. I love that match so much. So damn much!

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  143. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 26, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Evening, gentlemen. (and any ladies in the room(

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  144. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    That's so far under the actual number.

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  145. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:58 PM

    Seriously? Wow.

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  146. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 26, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Probably not. Non-violent, non-bloody cage matches suck.

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  147. I know. I really don't belong here.

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  148. They gotta let Rollins or Ambrose tap one. Even if only "accidentally"

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  149. He's in a program with Mark Henry and has beaten him multiple times, by fluke sure but it's not like he's being buried Adam Rose style.

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  150. MikeyMike, WitnessOctober 26, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    The six way Hell in a Cell match was fucking awesome.

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  151. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    Nope.

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  152. Unless a Diva has her period, I'm gonna say no.

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  153. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 26, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    They're more overcast than anything/

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  154. Y2J getting his own MWN episode? Running out of material?

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  155. Have they had a match go over 3 minutes yet?

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  156. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Jericho gets his own Monday Night War chapter? Have they done Sting yet?

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  157. Submission hold would have helped that gimmick unbelievably.

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  158. He has stopped recently. THe only person who says "yep" now is that tryhard weirdo DanimalCrossing.

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  159. On the flip side, the makers of the horror movie "The Devil's Playground" could have a lawsuit on their hands if WWE keeps using that term to shill Hell In A Cell.

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  160. You can stay, just turn your jaded snark factor up to 11, you'll fit in fine

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  161. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Nothing wrong with being a newbie. I'm just surprised.

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  162. Yeah I definitely downplayed it. There's 187 minutes in the average episode of RAW. It has to be at least 90.

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  163. Eh, I just never shelled out for a PPV.

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  164. So when did FirstRow turn into absolute unwatchable shit? Ads everywhere and no stream to be found.

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  165. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonOctober 26, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    It's on the floor and not the ring apron, plus it has a roof.

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  166. Lol, these guys are fucking up their own self-fellating doc series. Tremendous.

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  167. I haven't watched the product in a month, but here are my predictions:


    - Orton
    - Ambrose
    - AJ
    - The Bad Bella
    - Ziggler (they can't help job Cesaro).
    - Sheamus (they shouldn't job him to Miz... they should job no one to Miz)
    - Rhodes Brothers
    - Rusev.

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  168. sport lemon dot tv

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  169. It was Jericho watching the DX invasion on monitors in the back that turned the tides in the MNWs

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  170. Hi! Daylight Savings has completely screwed up my ability to work out when this starts.


    Has it started yet? Is it in an hour? A half hour? Thank-you on behalf of all British people and our shitty teeth.

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  171. You have one minute.

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  172. I'm ppv only now and I'm sure I haven't missed anything worth watching.

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  173. hahahaha like ladies hang out here.

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  174. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerOctober 26, 2014 at 6:01 PM

    Well, after I and some other people bitched at him for using the live thread like an AIM chat window, he knocked it off and started to change the way he posts.


    I'm like Professor Zoom, trying to make the Flash a better hero.

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  175. Malware warning.


    Nope.

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