Howdy Blog O'Doomers!
Wishing you well as we get close to the holiday season and the pre-holiday season madness known as Halloween. Any crazy stories from Halloween parties out there? I admit I'm highly concerned as my son is hitting a couple of parties this weekend and I can only imagine what those little whores at his school are going to dress up as. Teenage girls just have no respect for themselves these days.
Anyway, wrestling is still boring. I swear the Royal Rumble can't get here fast enough.
The Podcasts are interesting though. Kind of surprised Triple H chose Jericho's podcast to do his first real appearance with over Ross or Austin. Probably the first time he put over Jericho. I have the Austin podcast on his WM 17 match with the Rock downloaded but I haven't listened to it yet. The Rock just needs to come on Austin's show because it's been long enough. That's like the only guest he hasn't had yet. Rock and Vince.
Anyway TV Tonight
RAW
Monday Night Football (Steelers v. Texans)
American Dad on TBS now
Gotham
Sleepy Hollow
Lightning-Oilers is the only NHL game on tonight.
World Series starts tomorrow.
Enjoy the show and come out swinging but try to keep it clean!
Wishing you well as we get close to the holiday season and the pre-holiday season madness known as Halloween. Any crazy stories from Halloween parties out there? I admit I'm highly concerned as my son is hitting a couple of parties this weekend and I can only imagine what those little whores at his school are going to dress up as. Teenage girls just have no respect for themselves these days.
Anyway, wrestling is still boring. I swear the Royal Rumble can't get here fast enough.
The Podcasts are interesting though. Kind of surprised Triple H chose Jericho's podcast to do his first real appearance with over Ross or Austin. Probably the first time he put over Jericho. I have the Austin podcast on his WM 17 match with the Rock downloaded but I haven't listened to it yet. The Rock just needs to come on Austin's show because it's been long enough. That's like the only guest he hasn't had yet. Rock and Vince.
Anyway TV Tonight
RAW
Monday Night Football (Steelers v. Texans)
American Dad on TBS now
Gotham
Sleepy Hollow
Lightning-Oilers is the only NHL game on tonight.
World Series starts tomorrow.
Enjoy the show and come out swinging but try to keep it clean!
LLLLLET'SSS GET READY TO SSSUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...watch a probably 3 hour mess or watch Watt legally murder Roethlisberger...tough questions.
ReplyDeleteNever been big on Halloween personally. Now that I think about it, I've never been to a Halloween party
ReplyDeleteI will not be watching tonight's show. Best of luck to you monsters that can sit through it.
ReplyDeleteJR has said in his blog that WWE hasn't authorized any current employees to come on his podcast. I get the sense there's a little animosity there, based on that and some other comments he's made since he became a former employee...
ReplyDeleteIs there any chance in hell that Ambrose and Rollins get to go on last at HIAC?
ReplyDeleteI was going to dress as the Shockmaster, but I lost the motivation.
ReplyDeleteNah.
ReplyDeleteHip.
ReplyDeleteHe probably picked Jericho's because they were both in the same place together. Also, WWE people don't do Ross's podcast.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...the Steelers got mauled on the zone stretch against Cleveland...now only if there were a team that has run it for years and with a better running back...oh wait...
ReplyDeleteI'm not anymore. When I was in my 20s, my friends and I would always dress up and go to costume contests at the local bars in our town. In 2007, my buddy and I won for our "Dick in a Box" costume. Good times...
ReplyDeleteI want to go as Akeem but it's way too difficult.
ReplyDeleteYou need a Bossman or at least a Slick.
ReplyDeleteAnd stormtrooper helmets are fucking expensive
ReplyDeleteSure there's a chance. It's not like the WWE title will be defended or such.
ReplyDeleteIs there a more ridiculous backstage fight than the Vince/Kofi one that Jericho revealed in his book?
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteHe's been in the same place with Austin a few times.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know about the latter. Seems a little petty.
what was it about?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't find a decent one for any less than $125
ReplyDeleteWhen in doubt, hit the DVR and watch classic Simpsons from the marathon. In this case, "Dancin Homer". I probably won't miss anything the first few minutes of Raw.
ReplyDeleteJUST ADDED TO HIAC: Usos v. Dusts.
ReplyDeleteI tried watching the preshow, but Alex Riley is just awful. Says nothing, yet talks so much.
ReplyDeleteRoss has said that WWE won't clear any of their guys for his podcast. That relationship turned toxic quick.
ReplyDeleteI actually watched the Simpson last night for the first time in forever. I found it to be pretty funny
ReplyDeleteHalloween just means watching horror movies for me.
ReplyDeleteTreehouse of Horror usually brings the goods.
ReplyDeleteUsos vs dust bros
ReplyDeleteBig Show vs Rusev
Orton vs Cena
Ambros vs Rollins
ziggler vs Cesaro
sheamus vs miz
AJ vs Paige
That's actually a surprisingly stacked card for a B show PPV. How will WWE fuck it up?
Couldn't you just make a helmet out of duct tape and aluminum foil? After all, isn't that what WCW did?
ReplyDeleteHowever....If I were to dress as Shockmaster for Halloween, most people would ask if I was a gay stormtrooper and would have no idea.
ReplyDeleteThen I could ask them in the Shockmaster voice "You want a piece of me, come get me." Then get my ass whipped while wearing a Shockmaster costume. Memories that would last a lifetime.
Vince made a snide remark to Kofi, "maybe one day you'll get over" Jericho told Kofi he had stand up for himself and challenge him to a fight. They had a back and forth, Vince tried to double leg Kofi.
ReplyDeleteI hated it even in College when those parties were supposed to be the best of the year.
ReplyDeleteProbably Flamin' Hot Cheetis.
ReplyDeleteI'm not real artsy or crafty
ReplyDeleteYou have to carry around a big plaster wall with you and have someone hold it while you fall through it every time you enter a room.
ReplyDeleteNon-finish for Ambros vs Rollins
ReplyDeleteI don't even know how to take this. I just...I just don't know.
ReplyDeleteThat would get pricey as well
ReplyDeleteUsos take the belts, return to status quo
ReplyDeleteRusev wins by DQ, the feud must continue!
Cena/Orton: Double DQ, rematch imminent
Rollins wins by Kane-a-ference
Ziggler/Cesaro: Canceled due to time
Sheamus wins clean
Divas: Double countout
LOL wtf. I can't imaging Vince and Kofi Kingston of all people getting into a fight.
ReplyDeleteOr just make the wall part of the costume.
ReplyDeleteThey ended up rolling around and Vince got up laughing about it.
ReplyDeletePretty much.
ReplyDeleteWatching these. Nitros where Liz and woman accompany Flair and Liz always looks terribly uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteOk, WWE. The last two weeks, I just haven't been in the mood for Raw, and wound up abandoning your show in favor of a video game and music. Today, I am in a really good mood because I have finished my homework for week 3 of my current class (week ends today), and I was blasting the Blues Bros soundtrack earlier.
ReplyDeleteI. Am. READY...for a good Raw.
Part of her sex appeal.
ReplyDeleteThey probably gave him some low ball offer, and he told them to stick ot.
ReplyDelete#HOSS
ReplyDeletetonight's gonna be a good good night...something something something
ReplyDeleteRAW is at Staples?
ReplyDeleteFavorite Meatloaf song?
ReplyDeleteI'm a "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights" sort of guy.
Raw IS a staple.
ReplyDeleteI'll be ok with Sheamus winning clean though considering who he's fighting. Strangely there are 3 matches that have **** on the card. (usos vs stardust, Ziggler vs Cesar, and Ambrose vs Rollins has MOTY potential) Even Cena and Orton always have an outside chance at greatness. But noone trusts WWE on any of those match, so yeah, you're probably pretty close to being right.
ReplyDeleteThrow in a bait and switch in there somewhere as well
ReplyDeleteImpact is at a Staples store. amidoinitright?
ReplyDeleteLet's say Rollins replaced by Kane.
ReplyDeleteThe pessimism from the Board is too bad. This show has the ability to be a workrate fan's chicken soup.
ReplyDeleteJust sang that at Karaoke with the gf on Friday night.
ReplyDeleteThere would be riots
ReplyDeleteA staple makes an impact when applied with enough pressure.
ReplyDeleteI have almost the exact same story. Games and music beat Raw the last two weeks. I have a feeling tonight will be the same, but I'm gonna give it a whirl.
ReplyDeleteI'd do anything for love.
ReplyDeleteAs a bonus twist, Dean jobs to the chokeslam clean. Gotta keep Kane strong.
ReplyDeleteI'm really in the mood for some wrestling. Which probably means there will be much talking.
ReplyDelete#HOSSAPPROVED
ReplyDeleteI wish Steven Richards would return to censor the Bellas just so I don't have to hear the word "bitch" every 20 seconds in their promos.
ReplyDeleteYou should've been around last week.
ReplyDeleteWOW Bellas. Way to cut a promo.
ReplyDelete#HEALTHFOOD
Sounds adorable.
ReplyDeleteBUT...will you do that?
ReplyDeleteYou've never heard my gf sing...
ReplyDeleteNo. I won't.
ReplyDelete(I was going to make a remark about her gargling cum, but decided against it)
ReplyDeleteSounds like Jericho was trying to rib Kofi and he didn't get it. The fact that they fought and Vince ended up laughing about it just adds to the Legend.
ReplyDeleteNah.
ReplyDeleteTease.
ReplyDeleteI'd be ok with him jobbing to scuba kane
ReplyDeleteIt's almost comical that each time they say it you'd swear they had a 20 minute conversation before the show because they'd never seen nor heard the word before and wanted to get the pronunciation jussssssst right
ReplyDeleteI never said it would be. I said it has the ability to be. It COULD be.
ReplyDeleteShe tries her best.
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the marathon Sunday!
ReplyDeleteWell. TItus is in NXT? Odd.
ReplyDelete#HUSSAPPROVED
ReplyDeleteJeopardy had a Comic Books category, and I was screaming at the contestants to go after it. Time ran out and three clues still remained, and I was unable to clear the category.
ReplyDeleteApparently Kofi thought it was a rib but Jericho was dead serious about it. Told Kofi Vince would lose respect for him if he didn't.
ReplyDeleteEver since that promo where AJ destroyed the whole group, it's been their favorite word.
ReplyDeleteIt could be one long Diet Mountain Dew commercial. Not that it will be, but it could be. So what's my point of mentioning it? I don't know, just to say something I dong believe for the sake of calling other people pessimists.
ReplyDeleteYou jive soul bro.
ReplyDelete#HOSS
ReplyDeleteGuess at the main event?
ReplyDeleteTag team Cena and Ambrose vs. Rollins and Orton
Huh. AJ change her hair somehow?
ReplyDeleteIs this the go-home show? If so then yeah.
ReplyDeleteKane and Miz vs Sheamus and Big Show
ReplyDeleteCena/Ambrose vs Rollins/Orton/Kane for the October main event bingo.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh good call...Gotta keep Kane fresh
ReplyDeleteCena, Ambrose, Usos vs. Rollins, Orton, Goldust, Stardust
ReplyDeleteTime to grab some groceries for the week. Be back soon with a fun link.
ReplyDeletePreempted for a surprise Angle vs Punk Iron Man match.
ReplyDelete#HUSS
ReplyDeleteSausage links?
ReplyDeleteStay safe.
ReplyDeleteThe football doesn't appeal to me so I thought I'd watch Raw as it was happening but apparently I don't get the east coast feed anymore.
ReplyDeleteIt's been so long since I watched Raw live I didn't even realize.
Oh well, guess I have to wait 3 hours like a pleb.
I wish Ray Lewis would wear a white suit on the MNF set...then again, he lost his mysteriously several years back.
ReplyDeleteSimpsons World App launches tomorrow. If your cable company has FXX then you can use it. Every episode EVER!
ReplyDeleteTime Warner to me...
ReplyDelete"Fuck you"
Team has no one going Monday and neither does my opponent. Makes Raw more relaxing,
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm just going to walk away before we poorly replay rabbit season/duck season.
ReplyDeleteI have FXX on my Time Warner.
ReplyDeleteLove the Podcast stuff, I'm curious what sort of cut Podcast one is taking from the ad revenue because whoooo boy do those guys go HAM on the ads.
ReplyDeleteThey're making me like guys I never liked, forgive Triple H, and I think I'm...a Miz...fan...now?
How many "Dream Match" covers of PWInsider do Hoss & I have to appear on until somebody makes it happen?
ReplyDelete#HOSS
ReplyDeleteI just have basic cable...I work 60 hours a week usually and if it wasn't for sports, wouldn't have cable at all.
ReplyDeleteShut up and enjoy the free podcasts.
ReplyDeleteAmbrose and Rollins is the perfect match for the cell. Orton and Cena is why we shouldn't have gimmick PPVs.
ReplyDeleteI'm tempted to count how many times they call the Cell a "structure" tonight. Count so far: 1.
ReplyDeleteVideo package making it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR Cena had the match won, lol.
ReplyDeleteI love Jeopardy to death, but it's like a rule that if there's a cool category, the contestants will almost never pick from it.
ReplyDeleteTHAT was the ending last week? Tapping by 9 seemed to be a good choice
ReplyDeleteHow to Train your Dragon on FX iis looking very tempting.
ReplyDelete:: powerbomb ::
ReplyDelete:: PIN ::
Well, that was easy.
I feel ya.
ReplyDeleteTPrincess, make sure watch the actual WM17 match in sync with the podcast. Great stuff and informative
ReplyDeleteYes 20 minute HHH promo to start
ReplyDeleteThat movie was legit wonderful.
ReplyDeletePut down the mail order trading card game and FIGHT ME!
ReplyDelete"Satan's PG playground"
ReplyDeleteI'm going to make a bold prediction. Rollins will be the first person to take a major bump at HIAC in a decade
ReplyDeleteStructure count: 2. Show is under 3 minutes old...
ReplyDeleteI truly wonder how many buys each PPV would from Mania on if the Network never launched. Summerslam would get a bunch but the rest, ehhhhh
ReplyDeleteBusy. Ice cream.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I just pinned you. Rematch is not necessary.
The Authority always needs to come out wearing suits. And Seth needs to buy more suits.
ReplyDelete"Hell in a Cell structure," that's a bit repetitive.
ReplyDeleteShot per "structure"
ReplyDeleteMan up
Kansas City is an unfortunate place to do a show with something hanging over the ring the whole time.
ReplyDeleteI spit in your ice cream,
ReplyDeleteKayfabe wise, I'm shocked HHH would put up with any of them at this point. Briefcase aside, the 3 of them have been goofs for most of the year
ReplyDeleteI wish you could just like, pick what exact channels you want and pay like $1 each or something
ReplyDeleteStructure count: 3. Apparently they will average once a minute.
ReplyDeleteLLOL
ReplyDeleteThe Authority has now lasted twice as long as the Corporation. That means its twice as good.
ReplyDeleteYou know ESPN charges $5.75 or something per household.
ReplyDeleteA la carte would be great...let capitalism settle it.
HANDICAP MATCH PLAYA
ReplyDeleteWas hoping to get a decent Cesaro match before I switched over to MNF.
ReplyDeleteYou have to remember the Corporation was the Russo era.
ReplyDeleteYou're a fellow Steeler fan aren't you?
ReplyDeleteOrton just itching to rip off those trews so he can stand there in Jacket'n'trunks.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bullshit lazy match.
ReplyDeleteOh, really?
ReplyDelete:: retrieves .357 from drawer ::
:: fires ::
Anyone need a berserker corpse?
Actually, quite literally, the cell is hanging over their heads.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this, like Orton and Cena's 30th match?
ReplyDeleteRock and Austin only faced each other on TV/PPV seven times PERIOD, eight if you count Rebellion 2001.
...makes sense, paper thin roster of guys that are anywhere near over, throw most of them in one match on a 3 hour show
ReplyDeleteNot really.
ReplyDeleteDean-nuh!
ReplyDeleteRusso had some shit but most things related to the Corporation (until IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!) were pretty good.
ReplyDeleteCena vs. Orton Hell in a Cell II!
ReplyDeleteSomeone said it's close to 250 counting house shows....
ReplyDeleteOrton has won 41...best percentage against Cena by far.
*backs away slowly from obvious crazy person opening pretend drawers*
ReplyDeleteI read that cable will go up about $2 per month just because of the new NBA deal.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the over/under on Punk Vs. Cena?
ReplyDeleteThe two title matches during the Pipe Bomb promo, that one at...Summerslam that ended in the double count...and then the Raw match? Am I missing any classics?
...damn it, if he wasn't the boss's daughter, HHH would be an amazingly likeable asshole
ReplyDeleteLast Cena/Orton match ever, we promise! Part VI
ReplyDeleteOrton is wearing pants.
ReplyDeleteWonder if this one will out-bore the other one...
ReplyDeleteCena vs Orton is a heated rivalry?
ReplyDeleteI thought the Rumble match was supposed to end that feud?
ReplyDeleteHHH doesn't have a penis?
ReplyDeleteReheated and warmed up.
ReplyDeleteYou missed the asterisk. *until we run out of ideas, so probably 8-10 months.
ReplyDeleteEXACTLY! Call it a cage, call it the Cell, you don't have to call it a "structure", but it's corporate approved parlance now, like "WWE Universe".
ReplyDelete...grr, editing
ReplyDeleteSequel any good? Not seen it yet.
ReplyDeleteI might be getting my hopes up, but it seems like Rollins is gradually phasing out the skunk patch.
ReplyDeleteWWF1987...on the cable topic down there, if you have time two good reads on the sports cable bubble.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sportsonearth.com/article/53498716/the-sports-cable-bubble-refers-to-how-much-consumers-pay-for-sports-on-tv----even-those-who-dont-watch-them
http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/73639340/baseball-football-basketball-american-sports-dependent-on-cable-television-money
We call it microwaving a feud.
ReplyDelete- WWE Creative
Damn it, for a second that angle made me think he got rid of skunk head
ReplyDeleteClicking and reading now. brb
ReplyDeleteHe's moving on to anal bleaching. And by moving on I mean continuing.
ReplyDeleteIt's always amusing when Princess goes off about how every single female her son's age is a filthy dirty disgusting brutal bottom-feeding trash bag ho
ReplyDelete...so they're not going to even mention Brock til January?
ReplyDeleteOh, good. Let's piss all over each other about the main event. Lovely.
ReplyDeleteI dig that cross sign with WYATT SAVES on it. That's a good merch idea.
ReplyDeleteWhen Seth Rollins paused for the crowd he should have gotten of script and said something like shut up or anything else. Little things like that make a huge difference
ReplyDeleteHuh, nevermind
ReplyDeleteWhen was the first Cena/Orton PPV match? 2006 or 2007? A decade might make the amount of matches they've had a bit more evened out.
ReplyDeleteA least an orton/Lesnar match would be fresh
ReplyDeleteA least an orton/Lesnar match would be fresh
I hope that means a Randy face turn.
ReplyDeleteWho else is pumped for another ** 3/4 heatless Orton/Cena Cell match!!??
ReplyDeleteJust me?
Nor have I actually.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the point of Kane re-masking, and then unmasking again?
ReplyDeleteWWE... where the consolation prize is a Heavyweight Title Shot, and the winner gets nothing!
ReplyDeletekeep telling yourself that!
ReplyDeleteI learned that I pay $106 a year just to watch sports on TV.
ReplyDeleteNo backstory? No problem!
ReplyDelete23 PPV matches does not count as a backstory.
So the winner of the loser HITC receives a shot at the title. Great booking.
ReplyDeleteSo what are the odds the crowd shits on the Cena/Orton match?
ReplyDeleteStories were being told.
ReplyDeleteTriple H seems to be really enjoying himself... is he the only one?
ReplyDeleteAnd the winner of the winner main event gets...satisfaction?
ReplyDeleteKane and Rollins would be a pretty bad ass tag team, actually.
ReplyDelete