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Oh wow...

Are these guys insane, or is this the greatest troll ever?

http://uproxx.com/prowrestling/2014/10/a-pro-wrestling-company-based-on-fox-news-is-happening-and-needs-awful-awful-writers/

​Who in their right mind​ would agree to write six months of storylines for these clowns in the hopes that they'll get paid later?  

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  1. Isn't Fox News+wrestling already what WWE is?

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  2. I'm sad the original Craigslist ad has already been taken down. I wanted to wow them with my original creations HACK SWAGGER, ZAP MOULTER, and BIZARRO


    WE THE PURPLE *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

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  3. No.

    Hope that helped.

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  4. "
    Who in their right mind​ would agree to write six months of storylines
    for these clowns in the hopes that they'll get paid later?"


    Insert TNA joke here.


    ...no, not Vince Russo.

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  5. It was rhetorical.

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  6. Rochester Represent!

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  7. "Who in their right mind​ would agree to write six months of storylines for these clowns in the hopes that they'll get paid later?"

    "Baker...paging Jesse Baker..."

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  8. Good to see Jesse Baker is trying to live his dream!

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  9. Hahah.. As a single dad I know the feeling.. My son was all retarded into fantasy booking until he discovered 90's Hip Hop.. Thank you Big Pun, Big L, Wu-Tang and Ready To Die.. Life is much less shameful these days...

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  10. Since I, started with my 0wn business, I collect USD 62 every 15 minutes.It s0unds unbelievable, but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it out.>>>>>>

    ⇛⇛⇛▻▻▻happylife/2014/653

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  11. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryOctober 15, 2014 at 10:06 PM

    I lost about seven IQ points just reading that.

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  12. Biff Kensington IIIOctober 15, 2014 at 10:15 PM

    It took fifteen years, but we've finally topped Heroes of Wrestling.

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  13. Really hoping TNA survives. And that Jarrett's able to succeed with Global.

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  14. RD Reynolds has no doubt already written 90 percent of "The Life and Death of TNA" and is just eagerly awaiting to finish it for an early 2015 publication.

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  15. The same kind of person that would write for The Huffington Post for free?

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  16. Maybe we can get the donald/Rosie and Barack/Hillary rematches.

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  17. .....it's wrong that I kinda want to see this, isn't it?

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  18. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©October 15, 2014 at 11:16 PM

    Thought I read Bakers name in the article as well.

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  19. The WWE took a potential monster and turned him into the Funkasaurus. He teases a bad-ass heel turn in NXT...and then gets let go.

    ...only to turn up in TNA as a comedy sidekick of a weaselly heel.

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  20. Shut your whore mouth. Farva was the doctor. Jessie is Joran van der Sloot using an alias from Peruvian prison.

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  21. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/469498101/inigo1.jpg

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  22. "Yep Mode" ABeyAnce1©October 16, 2014 at 5:34 AM

    It's wrestling, you left decency at the door years ago......
    Which sadly means I kind of want to see this as well.

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  23. Seriously tho, "Bear wearing Suit"=money.

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  24. All the perfectly sane people who fantasy book every day for free are laughing at the thought.

    Uproxx is anathema to my browser but someone said Rochester? That's good because it likely means a job for my buddy Supercop Dick Justice.

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  25. ...fantasy bookers are sane?

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  26. Havok's boobs - A+

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  27. As dumb as that all sounds, the gimmicks are still better than 90% of the stuff that WWE comes up with.

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