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The SmarK Rant for Lucha Underground–10.29.14

The SmarK Rant for Lucha Underground – 10.29.14

I’ve had a few people e-mail me about this show, so I figured I’d download it since there’s no legal way to watch it in Canada anyway. Other than that, I’ve heard nothing about it so I’m going in blind. It’s on something called the El Ray network in the US and that’s about the extent of what I know. The production values are really high quality, with a filmed look instead of the WWE video tape look we’re all used to.

Your hosts are Matt Striker & Vampiro.

Dario Cueto, who is your evil owner, offers $100,000 to whoever impresses him the most.

Blue Demon Jr. v. Chavo Guerrero Jr.

They fight for a knucklelock to start and Chavo works a headlock, but Demon takes him to the floor with a headscissors and follows with a baseball slide. The camera cuts are a tad jarring, but that probably comes from directors who don’t have experience with wrestling. It’s not as laid-back as an ROH, but thankfully there’s no shaky-cam like Kevin Dunn loves. Chavo comes back with a tornado DDT out of the corner for two and they tumble to the floor, with Chavo following with a dive. Back in, Chavo misses a moonsault attempt and crotches himself in the corner, but Demon misses a flip dive and Chavo gets two. They fight to the top and Chavo tries a triangle choke on the top rope, but Demon powerbombs him down for two and then hooks him in a variation on the scorpion for the submission at 5:15. Decent start. **1/2

Meanwhile, Dario tries to recruit Konnan, who looks terrible these days. Dario reveals that he signed Johnny Mundo (Hennigan), but only to make an example of him, and Konnan thinks he has just the person to make that example.

Meanwhile, meet Konnan’s secret weapon: Prince Puma, aka Ricochet. Konnan gives us some background on lucha libre as well.

Son of Havoc v. Sexy Star

We get a background video on Sexy Star, who is a woman who fights dudes. Havoc offers her a chance to leave, but she attacks him and it’s on. He misses a lionsault and Sexy tries a bulldog, but he tosses her off and pounds away in the corner. Star goes up with a cross body for two, but Havoc finishes with a backbreaker at 1:25. She seemed like any other wrestler out there, so this was fine. * Odd that they’ve give her the big backstory treatment and then just have her lose, though.

Meanwhile, Dario Cueto chews out Chavo for failing in his debut, and Chavo is pretty bummed about it.

Johnny Mundo v. Prince Puma

Puma works on the arm to start and they trade wristlocks, but Mundo hits a spinebuster for two and they trade gymnastics for a stalemate. Puma backflips into a headscissors and then follows with a crazy spinning takedown to send Mundo to the floor. Why the fuck did WWE pass on this guy? Back in, Mundo hits a backbreaker and necks him on the top rope, then follows with his own spinning kick to put Puma on the floor. Back in, Puma dropkicks him off the apron and gets a cool slingshot splash back in, and an enzuigiri sends Mundo to the floor again. They do some cool brawling and Puma ends up hitting the post, which gets two for Mundo. Puma comes back with an enzuigiri and a springboard bodypress for two. Standing SSP gets two. Mundo runs him into the corner and fights back with a beatdown, then follows with a pair of clotheslines and a leg lariat. Low kick gets two. Puma rolls him up for two, but Mundo springboards back with a head kick for two. Puma tries a sunset flip and Mundo kicks him down again, but the moonsault misses and Puma springboards in with double knees for two. 450 splash misses and Mundo hits Moonlight Drive for two. Or whatever the generic non-copyrighted name for that is. The C4 sets up Starship Pain to finish at 12:33. So that making an example thing didn’t quite work out. This was quite the main event for the debut show. ***1/2 Dario Cueto comes out with his $100,000, but instead Ezekial Jackson and a pair of thugs come out and beat down both guys before either can claim it.

The Pulse

This really felt like a television show that featured wrestling matches as a plot point, and that’s an interesting way to present it. I’m intrigued enough that I’d continue on, assuming I can remember to download it every week. Definitely worth a look, even if you’re a newbie to AAA and lucha libre in general.

Comments

  1. To promoters everywhere: STOP with the authority figures!

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  2. Triple H-Sting doesn't excite you?

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  3. FUCK YOU, PEOPLE. YOU SUCK.

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  4. Apparently I need to see Dan's apartment.

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  5. Mick Foley was treated well by Jim Johnston and the music crew in WWF. His original Mankind, his Dude Love, and his Cactus Jack themes are all classic and his remixed car crash theme is great too.

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  6. Vampiro was so much better on commentary here than he was at AAA's TripleMania a couple months ago. Probably the result of this being a shorter show and him having a decent announce partner in Striker.

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  7. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:37 PM

    Either he's just fucking around or he's got some serious issues.

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  8. Tell that to WWE, because I think you pretty much outlined their Plan B or C list.

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  9. http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2014/10/sean_payton_logistics_of_thurs.html



    I'm glad Payton said something

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  10. Post haste! It's just a shame you weren't active when we were looking for Bin Laden. Freedom needed you.

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  11. A little from column A, a little from column B.

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  12. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:38 PM

    Man, there ain't jack shit on TV right now.

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  13. I was going to Nets games for pennies when they played in New Jersey. You could get seats rows behind the bench for $15.


    BK v. TWolves tix are going for less than $10 next week

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  14. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 10:39 PM

    "Ambrose win the briefcase from Rollins at...ugh...Fast Lane and then
    show huge brass balls by challenging Brock at Wrestlemania as his
    cash-in."


    Uh, winneroftheRumble says what?

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  15. I just don't get the logic behind the heel authority figure trying to make life miserable for the company's No. 1 draw/babyface literally on Day 1. Seems like a good way to make the babyface just say "eff it" and leave, costing yourself money.
    Someone suggested Vince McMahon acted similarly with hotshot newcomers, but that was more behind the scenes. When WWE brought in Big Show, for example, Vince (on screen) initially took him in as his guy.

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  16. ROFL at the idea of Cena-Rusev headlining Mania. They may have to relocate the show due to another terror threat.

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  17. Halloween has to be one of the most pointless holidays ever.

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  18. "I get in there...I throw GARBAGE all over the ring!"

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  19. Late Night With Seth Meyers, Gracepoint on DVR and streaming the Canucks game. Three things on!

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  20. I was active, like active active, shame is they just gave me an M4 and told me to look around Mosul. Little did they know....

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  21. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:42 PM

    The "Sorry it's not a Wild ticket" is the best part.

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  22. I EAT GARBAGE TOO.

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  23. Agreed. I'm going to see the T-Wolves on Wed. Excited to see Wiggins.

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  24. My Penguin costume rules, just finished dying my hair.

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  25. My few hairs! They're black now.

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  26. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:43 PM

    Let me know when Brad Meltzer comes on Myers.

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  27. The gusher he gave Cricket was pretty sick. It looked gruesome as hell. The match was garbage brawling though * at best.

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  28. I'll have it back on Gracepoint, but I imagine 12:20

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  29. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:44 PM

    Is he the guy from Cleveland? Not the one that sucks, but the other one?

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  30. Do you know how you know you're a smark? If you rated the matches in the Wrestler.

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  31. Later, mark. The lack of a finish killed it for me.

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  32. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:45 PM

    It's 12:45 now.

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  33. People do this in their phones. How?

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  34. Girls in hot costumes, candy everywhere, big parties....what's not to love?

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  35. Me standing tall made it 5 stars.

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  36. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 10:45 PM

    I saw that movie once and have no desire to see it again. Too depressing.

    (irony)

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  37. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 10:46 PM

    Your avatar fits so well right now

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  38. Oh, it's fun, just pointless.

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  39. I loved that movie but I agree with Cornette about that hardcore match where they stapled money to each other and all that other stuff.

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  40. The only day where girls dress up as "Slutty Vegetables" seems legit to me

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  41. Fuck Cornette.

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  42. I usually comment on here from my phone. Probably part of the reason I fail to keep up.

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  43. Yeah what even is the point?

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  44. I'll buy that Taker has a couple more matches left in him. After Brock loses the title at Royal Rumble to Cena (and Reigns wins the Rumble to set up Cena-Reigns at WM31), Taker challenges Brock to a rematch at WM31, which Taker loses. Finally convinced that now it's time to hang it up, Taker has his official retirement match at either Survivor Series (where he debuted) or at WM32. (Double retirement match against Kane?)

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  45. Definitely I can't even see my own reliies

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  46. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 10:47 PM

    Razor blades in the cand, that's what

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  47. Free Candy. It was secretly created by Dentists way back when.

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  48. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:48 PM

    Supposedly the weather here tomorrow (or later today, I guess) is going to be terrible. Not that it matters to me, I'll be working.

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  49. That pop you got at the end...Hogan-esque.

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  50. You're willing to download this, when you were not willing to watch the "missing" Nitro episode on your computer?

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  51. Those camera angles were terrible, especially the over head one.

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  52. It's definitely a challenge. But I'm a lazy bastard who enjoys laying in bed and my computer chair is really uncomfortable, so I usually stick to the phone.

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  53. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 10:49 PM

    You need to start making posts that are random search queries b/c you don't realize that not every place to type isn't Google

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  54. Former NWA WORLD CHAMPION is jerking the curtain?

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  55. Don't worry, that's just an urban legend. Here, try one of these candy apples.

    *pushes razor blade extra deep I to losers candy apple so he won't find it*

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  56. Oh it's a terrible idea I know. I'm just getting the feeling that with Reigns questionable for the Rumble, there's no logical opponent for Lesnar at WrestleMania other than Cena, and if they intend to give it back to Cena then they may as well do it at the Rumble, then go for him vs. either Rusev or Reigns at WM. Hell, just pick a name out of a hat at this point--there is no match right now that screams WrestleMania main event that doesn't have some kind of strike against it.

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  57. I was like 27 before I realized labtops are actually laptops. Get a lap. And a degree, that's how I figured it out.

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  58. Lol, I'm kind of into the Sherlock gimmick at the moment, when I get bored that's not a bad idea

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  59. I bet I've made at least 10k posts from a phone here lol. Nothing worse than getting into some argument from it either. Such a pain in the ass lol

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  60. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:52 PM

    I think I was like 25 before I realized the Who and the Guess Who are 2 different bands. I always thought the singer from Rush was a chick too.

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  61. Dumb bitch loaded my bowl then left angry...winnar

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  62. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 30, 2014 at 10:53 PM

    El Rey was a network I found on DirecTV (before I cut the cord). It was launched last year by film director Robert Rodriguez (From Dusk Til Dawn, El Mariachi/Desperado/Once Upon a Time in Mexico). It's target audience is mainly Hispanic and it's main content offering is grindhouse-style movies and TV. From Dusk Til Dawn:The Series can be found on this network. Even the commercials and bumpers use grainy, drive-in style visuals. It's a pretty cool network. It can also be found on Comcast and Time Warner cable systems.

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  63. When I'm stuck on my phone your apartment is safe, so that's pretty ok.

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  64. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:54 PM

    Worst video game system? I say the Atari Jaguar.

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  65. That dude is always fucking around with people, but subtly I think. I enjoy his posts because I think I get what he's doing.

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  66. Hated the 64, maybe I was the wrong age, like between kid and adult gamer but man, that sys blew

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  67. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 10:55 PM

    I used to know a girl who in her late 20's didn't know that beef and steak were the same thing

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  68. Serious or not, his cocksuckers comment was hilarious. It truly was an RKO out of nowhere.

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  69. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 10:56 PM

    Dreamcast

    *runs away giggling*

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  70. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:56 PM

    I'm not a fan either. None of those games have aged well to me, and I thought a lot of them sucked to begin with.

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  71. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:57 PM

    I said worst, not most overrated.

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  72. 8 bit Sega system was laaaaame, get a Nintendo you loser!

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  73. in terms of how well they did, either that or the 3D0

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  74. The fucking controller, even then at 14 it was like...who the fuck tested this? My hands don't have nine fingers each!

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  75. It had thr best wrestling games though imo

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  76. The N64 controller is an easy contender for worst ever. I still don't know how one is supposed to hold it.

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  77. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 10:58 PM

    10 yr old me would if I could, but since I already had an Atari 2600, my folks said no. When that broke, they got the 7800 since it was backwards compatible

    I'm an 80's child who never got to know Nintendo!

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  78. I'm not having a bar of that, the Master System was awesome.

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  79. The predecessor to thoke giant Xbox controllers.

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  80. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 10:59 PM

    I know a chick that one of those fake leather couches that are pretty much fireproof, and when I told her that she says "So if the house is on fire and I stay on the couch I'll be OK?" Um... no. Chick was hot, but as dumb as a bag of rocks.

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  81. I think it was one of those things where the devs thought "let's make it super modern!" without actually knowing what modern was yet.

    See also, Sandra Bullock's "The Net"

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  82. Fuck me those original Xbox controllers were dinosaur sized. Cole should refer to Big Show's hands as "Original Xbox Controller sized hands" forget a frying pan.

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  83. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:00 PM

    I know :(

    It explains so much, too

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  84. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:01 PM

    I also never had Laser Tag

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  85. I would have insisted in bringing my Nintendo over to your house if we were kids

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  86. I always preferred the xbox controllers to PS controllers because at least they put the analogue sticks in sensible places. I fucking hate the design of PS controllers.

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  87. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:01 PM

    I didn't mind the controller, though it was too light.

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  88. It had sixteen right/left triggers, what the shit

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  89. Sometimes I swear I see 6 toes on my right foot. I'll see it and have to stop and count just to make sure. Every time. I KNOW for sure I only have 5 toes but without fail I will have to stop and count like I am a toddler. We all have different cases of retardation. That is mine.

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  90. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:03 PM

    Do you still have it? They're actually pretty rare these days.

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  91. Scott, do you (or did you used to) regularly watch lucha?

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  92. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:03 PM

    BUT YOU HAD NINTENDO

    So like, Zelda? No meaning to me at all.

    Mario Bros warp zone? Huh?

    Contra Code? Oh, you mean that move that Jimmie Jacobs or whoever uses?

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  93. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 30, 2014 at 11:03 PM

    What a bunch of cocksu-----oh, somebody already did hat. Never mind.

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  94. By the way, I found both parents and A social security number. I stopped there because jail is not interesting.

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  95. Xbox definitely got it right eventually. 360/One controllers are way better than Playstation's. Even my friends who are ardent Xbox One haters will admit that.

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  96. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:04 PM

    7800? Yeah it's in storage. I also had most if not all of the boxes and instruction manuals

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  97. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:04 PM

    That controller sucked, I never even considered an X-Box until they came out with the s-type one.

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  98. So basically your the kid from the jungle book raised by wild jungle beasts?

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  99. There has to be a name for that.

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  100. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:05 PM

    I swear the PS1-PS2 controllers are made of the same plastic that houses those little shitty toys you get in machines outside of supermarkets for a quarter.

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  101. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:05 PM

    I had most of the good stuff: Transformers, GI Joe, Masters of the Universe, MASK, Star Wars, Care Bears and Strawberry Shortcake

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  102. Maybe I was supposed to be born with 6 toes but lost one during the birth and my parents have kept it secret for dark reasons?

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  103. Did you find he lives in WA? Far from you?

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  104. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:06 PM

    With the boxes it's worth a decent amount of money.

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  105. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:07 PM

    There is: "drunk"

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  106. Phantom limb syndrome dude

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  107. Oh god. I shall make a reminder to never piss you off.

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  108. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:07 PM

    Maybe you ate it in a fit of rage

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  109. Will you drop your ghost gimmick!?! This is serious business.

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  110. The apartment building is exactly 9 exits away from me, lol

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  111. Reigns got a few lukewarm reactions besides the weird Orton match. But, I mostly agree. He's popular enough. Which sucks, he's terribly boring to me.

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  112. I used to chew on my sisters strawberry shortcake toys because they were scented.
    #IWasASmartKid

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  113. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:08 PM

    The 3D0 at least gave us Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, one of the most hilarious video games ever.


    But yeah, it sucked, and cost $700 in 1995.

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  114. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 30, 2014 at 11:09 PM

    Being a mod carries some responsibility, and I never know if I should just let dudes blow off steam or seriously ban them. Guys insulting each other on a message board has been around since the dawn of time, when cavemen would draw a dick on another caveman's drawing. It can be juvenile, and sometimes funny.

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  115. Nah it was more just for sport. I really super couldn't care less it's just a bit gone too far haha.

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  116. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:10 PM

    Holy crap, they were, weren't they?

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  117. Let people post what they want

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  118. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:10 PM

    Probably good that I'm not a mod, I would have banned a few people. And Chin would have been gone about a year before Scott finally dropped the hammer on him.

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  119. I'm down for madness, but some people need to get checked that's for sure.

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  120. Just ban spam (but not me guyz )

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  121. The fact that someone might be better at stalking than me legit makes me insecure

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  122. This is just super luck, dude happens to be right in my neighborhood basically. If he was in fucking Wyoming or something, much harder.

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  123. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 30, 2014 at 11:11 PM

    Yeah, I jump all over the spammers. Trolling just for the sake of trolling is basically kept to a minimum.

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  124. My favorite was her blueberry friend

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  125. Half his shit I tracked through super local weekly newspapers, C'MON

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  126. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:12 PM

    I enjoy the spambots, just because it gives me an excuse to tell them to step in dogshit or eat a pallet of dicks or whatnot.

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  127. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:12 PM

    Or Hackers

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  128. Are you trolling us all right now?

    #MindBlown

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  129. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:13 PM

    Worst d-pad ever though.

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  130. Did you find Caliber's real dad or his stepdad, the one with the same last name as him?

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  131. Responsibilities you abuse by deleting comments!

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  132. I've taken to escalating the quantity of dicks they should consume. Next one gets to eat a whole Wal-Mart of dicks.

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  133. I was gonna say that!! But then I went with the Net.

    You and me. We're meant to be.

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  134. My first game on the Sega Master System was Monopoly. Yeah. The board game. On a console. My parents... yeah.

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  135. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:13 PM

    I love that movie, but the acting is fucking brutal.

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  136. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 30, 2014 at 11:14 PM

    You watch your whore mouth!

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  137. 17 year old Jolie tits.

    Where's Lax?

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  138. Tell them to eat every dick inside Wal-Mart. Now THAT is a horror movie.

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  139. Step dad, insurance.

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  140. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 30, 2014 at 11:14 PM

    The ultimate troll mod would ban you all.

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  141. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:14 PM

    Yeah, but as tonight has proven, it's OK to tell people to step in dogshit or eat a pallet of dicks with no provocation whatsoever

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  142. Yea, his real dad walked out on him. Caliber having dad issues? GTFO

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  143. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:15 PM

    Just being inside a Walmart is a horror movie to me.

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  144. This place is fairly self-regulating. As such shit doesn't get too far out of hand. At least I don't think so. I do tend to avoid the daily thread though because it's just the same tedious circular argument (Plus I'm never around for it anyway).

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  145. Whore mouth!? We are ALL cocksuckers here, ain't you heard?

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  146. My Iast pay check was $9500 w0rking I2 h0urs a week 0nline, My neighb0ur's sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 2o hours a week. l can't beIieve how easy it was 0nce l tried it 0ut

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  147. It's one of those things where like, I guess I could try but really, I'm trying real hard to be a shepherd.

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  148. My next insult will be telling people to put a large neodymium magnet on their computer as a good luck charm.

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  149. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:16 PM

    That same argument is always caused by one jerkoff though.

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  150. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:17 PM

    The image of little Jobber sitting there chewing on the hair of a Strawberry Shortcake doll amuses me

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  151. Can't argue with that. I still revisit quite a few of the classic titles now that every old system is emulated and the entire game library takes up less disk space than a weeks worth of podcasts.

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  152. After the smily face stopped cutting prices shit got real dark.

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  153. I can't help but be amazed that he can still bait people into these arguments. It's truly amazing. He can make one off-hand comment about Summerslam 2003 and BAM 100 comments of arguing. It is remarkable.

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  154. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:17 PM

    You want to make fuck?

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  155. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:18 PM

    Reminds me of how someone actually convinced people to microwave their iPhones.

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  156. So many people wanting to sock cock in this thread.

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  157. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:19 PM

    Sock cock

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  158. If Reigns is winning the Rumble, there's no way Bryan returns, even if he's ready. The crowd would shit on Reigns if he won while Bryan didn't, even if it's due to interference.

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  159. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:19 PM

    I have the entire SMS (and Genesis, 32X, NES, and SNES) library on my other laptop.

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  160. Also, his dad walking out on him is definitely something I didn't surmise by his super female (MAYBE) one bedroom apartment, lol.

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  161. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:19 PM

    What tits?

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  162. I hope a thousand hopes he meant to type that and it wasn't a phone related typo.

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  163. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 30, 2014 at 11:20 PM

    Someone mentioned Cooltrainer Bret in another thread. The guy said something stupid, people jumped on him and he retired himself. I wouldn't have banned him back then, because I usually just fall on the side of "it's a free country". If people clamour for someone's banning, which rarely happens, it's a no-brainer.

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  164. Wood you like tosockmycock BERSERKER

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  165. The thing with Vince though is he is at least capable of being normal, and when he is he's pretty ok. That John Edwards guy seems really weird though, I don't know why you'd be a regular poster on a blog run by someone you clearly hate, and I really don't understand why people waste energy even engaging with him.

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  166. I do all my comments on a phone. Maybe that's why that guy don't like me: My wordz look all funny?

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  167. In Hackers? Jolie pulls her shirt open during a one of ZERO COOL's dream sequences, they're legit 1996 pre-CGI tits kid.

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  168. Hey Marv try not to sock any cock on your way through the parking lot.


    *Gunther follows Marv*


    Gunther get back here!

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  169. You type from your phone to impress Scott, duh

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  170. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:22 PM

    DOWN WITH STRANGER!!!

    DOWN WITH STRANGER!!!

    DOWN WITH STRANGER!!!




    Oh, uh... heyhowzitgoin'?

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  171. I already knew that about him.

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  172. Adam "Colorado" CurryOctober 30, 2014 at 11:22 PM

    Were I a mod Edwards would be the first to go, with Dougie right behind him.

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  173. I pointed out how stupid some of the things he was saying were in that thread, and I always thought he was a bit of a dick, but I never called for him to be banned. In fact I think the only one who did was Danimal, which was odd because he'd been on the blog like 2 weeks at that point.

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  174. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:23 PM

    LOL

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  175. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 30, 2014 at 11:23 PM

    You can't bait me Gunther.

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  177. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:23 PM

    something something master baiter

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  178. I think I remember Cult being someone else calling his banning. If my memory doesn't deceive me.

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  181. Stranger in the AlpsOctober 30, 2014 at 11:24 PM

    I usually ignore Cult.

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  182. (Oh shit, they figured it out...)

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  183. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:25 PM

    If memory doesn't deceive you?

    YOU HAVE TO COUNT YOUR TOES

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  184. If the mods could've figured out a way to stop CoolTrainer before the meltdown man I hope you guys would have done so, lol.

    As it was that guy just went.

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  185. Phantom limb syndrome is a serious issue that shouldn't be made fun of! It affects several of us! SEVERAL!

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  186. He said Michael Sam was the next Jackie Robinson.

    Man I liked that guy before that too. Shit.

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  187. I might be in a minority but I like Cult. Whether you agree with him or not you always know where you stand with him. I think a lot of the hatred he gets is b/c he's really liberal and the people that hate him most are really conservative.

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  188. Gunther the Nasty LoserOctober 30, 2014 at 11:28 PM

    "The only thing he WON'T cut... is prices"

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