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RAW Ratings

RAW was down from last week with 3.76 million viewers. Here are the hourly breakdowns:

8pm: 3.89
9pm: 3.78
10pm: 3.64

The show is expected to do a 2.7 rating

http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/96-wwe-news/39965-raw-ratings-notes



Alberto Del Rio Update

According to Mike Johnson of PWInsider.com, Del Rio was telling numerous fans at the "Signamania" convention this past weekend that in 2015 he will be wrestling for both Lucha Underground and TNA.

http://pwinsider.com/article/89662/big-alberto-del-rio-update.html?p=1



Sheamus Update

For those of you who are wondering, the injury that Sheamus suffered on RAW were all part of the storyline and not legitimate.

Credit Mike Johnson, PWInsider.com



New Match Added to Survivor Series

A Diva's traditional Survivor Series match has been added to the card as Alicia Fox & Natalya & Naomi & Emma vs. Paige & Cameron & Summer Rae & Layla will be on the live show.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/survivorseries/2014/divas-traditional-survivor-series-elimination-match-26830182




And dont forget to vote in today's Group P bracket in Place to be Nation's "Greatest Song of the 90's" tournament. You can vote by clicking on the link below.

http://placetobenation.com/ptbns-greatest-song-of-the-90s-tournament-pool-round-one-group-p/

Comments

  1. That's fucking awesome if true about ADR. I said just yesterday that he'd be awesome in Lucha Underground, but I didn't see it happening.

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  2. Poor Sheamus. Almost gets a story after being back for nine months, than.....nope!

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  3. I sure did vote for both Madonna songs. "Vogue" was a monster (and the video featuring her damn-near exposed and fantastic jugs ruled), and "Take a Bow" is one of the prettiest songs she's ever done.

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  4. I've just learned that you can still vote even if you don't select 5 songs. I expect this will be very helpful moving forward.

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  5. I wonder if Sheamus iced down his injury backstage and that's why he's not on the card.

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  6. Wait, ratings are continuing to go down?!?! You mean TEAM AUTHORITY vs. TEAM CENA isn't setting the WORLD ON FIRE???!!!


    LIES AND SLANDER!!!!!!!

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  7. YOU'RE slander. A big pile of it.

    B-)

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  8. I've had enough of your bullying, Mug O'Hoss!


    More like Mug O'JERK, AMIRITE?!!

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  9. You can use words like "pretty" because you fucking tear apart nuclear reactors.

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  10. Because he is Latino automatically he should be in Lucha Underground? Racist.

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  11. TNA, oh fuck that adr.

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  12. No worries! They're going to try something new to shake things up by having John Cena overcome the odds and win at Survivor Series! If they really want to shake things up and go crazy, maybe they'll have his whole team turn on him and then he can beat all 9 guys by making them tap out one by one to the shittiest STF you've ever seen. New and different!

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  13. Yep, Del Rio basically lost his market value and became stale by wrestling for free on Raw week in and week out for years.... But *HE* is totally gonna turn TNA around! Seriously, LOLTNA...

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  14. I don't get the hate for Cena's STF. Even if it's not perfectly applied, it's still one of the freakiest strong guys ever pulling at your neck muscles and knee ligament. It's gonna hurt like hell no matter what.

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  15. WHAT'S RIO DEL ALBERTO DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???!!!

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  16. The move itself is a killer, but sometimes it's applied kinda lazily.

    I mean, it's no Scorpion King deathlock, but still.

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  17. I somehow don't think the newness of this idea is on the up-and-up.


    If we had memes here, the Fry squint would apply.

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  18. At least he'll be able to cool off properly after his matches in LU. TNA... well, they'll break that budget hiring him.

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  19. Just read the new stipulations for Survivor Series. Why is it not, "Winner gets to use an icepack match without anyone bitching to them match?"

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  20. Considering how much AJ Styles and Daniels have said about TNA's pay offers in recent years, I don't know why any wrestler on Del Rio's level -- a guy who could make tons more dough in Mexico -- would even bother to wrestle for TNA.

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  21. Too logical. Also, LOLCENAWINS anyway.

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  22. All he has to do is stop putting his arms in a V shape. Put the right forearm on the opponent's face and it would be perfectly fine. It's the fact that he looks like he's never wrenching on the face that bugs everyone.

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  23. What's racist about expecting the Latino wrestler to be in the same organization as all the other Latino wrestlers? He just wants the Latino wrestling organization to be separate, but equal!

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  24. I like my Daily Updates early and often!!!
    HOOOORAH!!!!
    SEMPER FUDGE!!!!

    I'm glad to hear Sheamus is ok, I worry about that FELLA.

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  25. Hell, he probably applies it lightly because he's not sure if the other guy has the proper clearances and certifications to treat any potential injuries after the match.

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  26. It looks bad when he does it though.

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  27. ADR is worthless to TNA unless they can also procure Sheamus to play wacky pranks on him. THEY'RE HILARIOUS!

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  28. They have finally stumbled upon the winning formula! HIRE A FORMER WWE GUY AND GIVE HIM A SUPER PUSH!!! MONEY!!

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  29. It is ADR's destiny to wrestle in front of 100 people on a television network watched by 150.

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  30. At this point, you go could back in time and take Hogan, Flair, Rock and Austin in their primes and I think TNA wouldn't promote enough to get over a 1.1. They're just terribawful.

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  31. Dixie tweeted that today is the day for the revealing of TNA's future.

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  32. Oooh - a Divas elimination match! I can hardly wait!

    What do you think - eight minutes total? Maybe six?

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  33. Hope the tweet included a picture of a graveyard.

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  34. You know, a better stipulation would be this: if Team Cena loses, then everyone on Team Cena EXCEPT Cena gets fired. At least in that case you would have to wonder.

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  35. How long does it take to do four roll ups?

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  36. Three seconds.

    All rollups will happen at the same time.

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  37. Snoop could probably answer that one...

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  38. In other ADR news, I'm going to see ADTR tonight. I'm very excited about it.

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  39. Vintage roll ups!!

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  40. He's not pulling the neck muscles, though. He's squeezing his opponent's cheeks with his forearms. Hence, the hate

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  41. Giving Emma a match at Survivor Series is a great idea. She's going to steal the show.

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  42. "Mr Anderson, you are a Felino!!"

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  43. she can't steal the PPV though cause it's FREE! joke's on her!

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  44. Isn't it just, "Hey, we'll be on Destination America?"


    Dixie's kinda late to the party on that one.

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  45. My kind of joke. A bad one.


    You're aces, guy.

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  46. This also passes.

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  47. Ever since the "Spike cancels TNA" announcement went up in July we've had "The dragons are coming!" from Dixie. Now we're getting announcements of the announcements.

    Well at least we're at the finish line. I guess.

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  48. Like you wouldn't want an Aussie convict gimmick, maybe in a cutoff prison uniform. I think we've got something here.

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  49. Anderson is cold as ice right now.

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  50. You never get the hate for anything.

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  51. I hope they actually give the Divas match more time this year because it isn't 7 vs. 7. It has a few good workers in there, so I hope it works out.


    Is there anything this company could do to boost the 3rd hour or is it just a lost cause? If it is a lost cause, then just fill the third hour with squashes.

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  52. Has Emma even been on RAW in the last 3 months?

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  53. So does he show up and do the bitter at wwe gimmick?

    His wikipedia page says he retained the rights to his name and gimmick, but I'm not sure if that's the Dos Caras, Jr. name or the Del Rio one.

    Since he has a legit MMA background, I'd like to see a new character based on that instead of a barely-allowable rebhash of what he's been doing in WWE.

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  54. As it is no secret, I am mostly fine with the current product (Find it not super duper, but acceptable during the dead autumn period). I watched the first 2 hours last Monday, and fell asleep. I had gotten my fix, and felt it was enough.

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  55. "WWE held me back, by making me lose fake fights! But now that I'm in TNA, i'm totally gonna be scripted to WIN those fake fights!!!"

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  56. Dude, have you SEEN him in MMA? I wouldn't reference that.

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  57. Night81, why the hate?? (see what i did there? lulz)

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  58. I'm with Vince. It is almost impossible to make it the full 3 hours. Everything has s good enough feel to it with nothing seeming the least bit important. The 3rd hour usually builds to an interview segment I care nothing about. The over run at this point is totally uncalled for. They should really do away with it.

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  59. Isn't that the typical "WWE castoff who joins TNA" deal anyway? I remember WWE-to-TNA guys as far back as Christian giving some variation of that speech.

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  60. Hmm. Actually his record isn't that bad. I guess the Cro-Cop fight wasn't indicative.

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  61. That's what I'd love to see played up. Make him a Kurt Angle type act, bragging about his MMA record (9-5, at least it's winning), and totally ignore his WWE time.

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  62. You ARE the ratings pattern! Could you sign my printout of this week's ratings?

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  63. I think the arguments were always more "I wasn't given the opportunity to be the focal point of the company," which was just stupid coming from a guy like Anderson who was given the keys to the kingdom but fucked it up for himself.

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  64. Like literally every one of them. But this time, it's totally gonna be different!!

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  65. Yeah! No one will see this coming!


    I mean, literally.

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  66. I wonder what WWE's December main event will be.

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  67. I just wanted one more person I recognized for the Latino wrestling organization to be as Americanized as possible for this square-ass gringo.

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  68. What about the dying spring period and the dead summer period?

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  69. You are fine with the current product that you don't watch?

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  70. "The ratings will gain when Roman Reigns!"

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  71. No, he's fine with the product that puts him to sleep. Pay attention.

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  72. BEELEEEE DAAAAT!!!

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  73. Something involving the returning Orton (which the smarks seem to so sorely miss and long for right now.)

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  74. Obviously that's the audience WWE is aiming for, right? People who don't watch and don't pay for anything but then defend it to death on a message board. So yeah, I guess WWE should absolutely keep doing what it's doing.

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  75. Ugh, I'm not yearning for him. He sucks donkey dick.

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  76. In my defense, it wasn't the show that made me tired. It could have been WM 17, and i would have fallen asleep anyway. I did enjoy the 2 hours I watched.

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  77. It's true, if Brock isn't wrestling til the Rumble, what do you even main event another PPV with at this point? Rusev defending the US title?

    Maybe the Authority wins on Sunday, and Cena has to win a match at TLC to get his job back? Yup let's go with that.

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  78. I'd say the WM 30 build and event were incredible, as were the 2 Shield/Evolution matches, and the build for SummerSlam, including the Brock squash was quite well done too. But that's just me.

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  79. Cena fired....AGAIN!??!?! I am shocked. Shocked!


    Plus Cena's whole team would be fired if they lose.

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  80. I also have a feeling that Ambrose/Wyatt will end with the debuting ascension as Bray's new lackeys, setting up a rematch for December. That would be pretty cool, and Ambrose would be protected in the loss, 3 on 1 attack.

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  81. Flair should have joined the team. he would have had nothing to fear. FIRE ME! I'M ALREADY FIRED!!

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  82. IF (and that's a big one) they had a storyline set up for him to take on Brock, I may have been on board with it. Shoot, I was ready to cheer his 124th face run (and by "cheer", I mean "look in his direction"). But now? Nah, I'm good.

    It's like brushing your teeth and then drinking white grapefruit juice - you forget how nasty it is until you taste it again. I've had my fill of Summer's Eve.

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  83. It's not that cool, Vince. Ascension are TERRIBLE.

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  84. After Cena gets his job back the next night on Raw after his team loses, he will have to face the once again heel Erick Rowan. Rowan is mad Cena sold out the guys who stood with him, but is somehow the heel.

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  85. Honestly, if you look at the WWE as starting with the Day after Wrestlemania and ending at Wrestlemania, then this year so far might just be the worst year in WWE since the mid 90s. None of the post-Mania PPVs have been great--- you have a couple of good Shield/Evolution matches and the lesnar/Cena squash was interesting, but otherwise the PPVs have hovered around mediocre.
    Throw in the awful cena & Authority-dominated Raws, the final transformation of Smackdown into Velocity, and the fact that there's not a single babyface that the audience has galvanized around, and holy shit the post Mania 30 year has just been atrocious.

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  86. They don't have to be any damn good to be lackeys. Besides, like Adam Rose, it's time to bring them up and let them sink or swim.

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  87. Lol, at the end of his podcast interview with Sam Roberts Seth Rollins calls him "bruh" because he can't remember his name. That's so perfect.


    Not really an interview worth seeking out though, all the standard stuff, Shield's great, Crossfit's great, etc.

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  88. Agreed, that's pretty shitty. Ascension look like two 1980s jobbers. And really, who cares is Dean is "protected" in another loss? The guy loses all his PPV matches. he's a fucking dunce at this point. If they're gonna job him to Bray, they might as well do it in a way that makes Bray look strong.

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  89. lol, another suicide note like post.... DESPAIR!! NOTHING BUT DARKNESS AND HOPELESSNESS!!

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  90. Never seen them (no surprise there), but yeah, they just need to be "hired goons" basically. or brainwashed goons.

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  91. Ascension look like the children of Damien Demento!

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  92. Ohhh, ladder match between Team cena to see who gets their job back. Will we ever get to see Big Show wrestle again??? Smell the buyrate!

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  93. I still think it would be cool--with all of the speculation regarding whether Ryback, Rowan, Show, or Ziggler turns--that they all turn on Cena for not coming to their aid (after they have come to his aid on multiple occasions). It makes for a shitty match but an intriguing angle.


    Then, Cena the character reevaluates what he's done over the last couple of years to his "friends" and allies, decides he's going to be a little bit more selfless, stops pursuing the 16th championship, and fights for causes instead (helping out buddies, overthrowing Rusev, etc.). Basically, he admits he made a mistake. I know this means more Cena, but there have been soooooo many missed opportunities to make his character more interesting. He has a decade-long resume, and adding new wrinkles to it is just fascinating to me.

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  94. So is the Bunny going to be how Zayn makes the main roster? Personally, I'd love for him to squash the shot out of Rose in his first feud en route to bigger and better things. He and Cesaro would make a hell of a tag team, and the division needs fresh blood.

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  95. Look, Vince posts only to pick fights again! Man, take the rifle away from this angry psycho. (That angry psycho being you, VJ you lame cornball troll.)

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  96. It's the return of Darren Young.

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  97. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonNovember 19, 2014 at 8:51 AM

    Dixie's announcement is TODAY!




    My guess is she'll pick boots over shoes.

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  98. That would definitely give Cena some depth but I don't they even think he needs a character tweaking.

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  99. It'd be a cool angle, but this match is pretty much the only thing on the show. They kinda need it to go about 2 hours.

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  100. 'To all my fans over the age of 14, I apologize for nothing...'

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  101. Hey, I said i was gonna leave you and your crippling depression alone, but you chose to attack me yesterday. So yep, I don't feel sorry for you anymore. Ok, I do, but I do it while laughing at you.

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  102. Well it is pretty cold outside.

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  103. I hate your Reigns posts, but I literally lol'd at this one.

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  104. we got some nerd rage here folks...

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  105. There's a new destination for the Impact Zone Maggle!


    Wait, what

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  106. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonNovember 19, 2014 at 8:52 AM

    She's not cold. The Botox has her face frozen like that.

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  107. A couple of days removed from Raw and I feel great. No more wrestling the rest of the week. I will NOT be watching Survivor Series and I've made the commitment to myself that I will NOT be resigning up for the network. It feels good to have a plan in place. Just gonna kick back with a couple Miller Hogh Lifes. Maybe check out Lucha Underground. Got an open house for the local high school to attend with my daughter tonight. Should be a wild one. Fried chicken for dinner? YES PLEASE!!!

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  108. 'THIS I gotta see!' - Tony Atlas

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  109. Nothing wrong with that. You always have the option to re-suscribe by Rumble time if you want. Breaks can be good.

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  110. Cena-Ryback is my guess.

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  111. Are you a subscriber, Vince?

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  112. Uhm, ok. Cause you're really getting me with your cornball antics, angry troll! Good for you! ;)

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  113. I think you mean "hah hah hahhh... hah hah hahhh. haha hA HA HA HAaaa Heh heh hah hah!!" Tony Atlas

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  114. Nope, my igloo up north in Canada does not have access to the real network. Screw Rogers.

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  115. Wish you the best on your hiatus, you cocksucker.

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  116. Good lord you're a goddamn cornball.

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  117. You just said he's angry. You just made an enemy for life.

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  118. Nah, just you VJ. Cause you're my fav anrgy unfunny troll!

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  119. Oh, man. I don't know if the second paragraph has any possibility of happening, but I love all of this.

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  120. I'll sign up for Rumbke and Mania. They've still got me there. I've been hemming and hawing about reupping, but not now. I'll be eating TIL Rumble.

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  121. Okay, that one was unnecessary. Just tell him to take a chill pill.

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  122. He's gone off the deep end. I think I am on his kill list. To him, saying "you sound angry" is the equivalent of "I raped your mother" I guess.

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  123. I've not watched a full wrestling show since Bret Hart's return to WWE. I've not watched regularly since 2004. I keep up with what's happening through this blog, and use the reviews to track down individual matches that sound good.



    This blog has probably saved months of my life for me to spend on other stuff. It's infinitely preferable to slogging through hours of cringeworthy, nonsensical shit that doesn't make any fucking sense and that I just flat-out didn't find entertaining.

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  124. Nah, Orton can be kept in the freezer for now, not like he'll ever be fresh when he comes back.

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  125. VJ, you're a troll who just comes here to insult people and pick fights. Sorry if bringing that up makes you all sad and angry.

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  126. Again, you two really need to cool off.

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  127. Cro Cop was pretty good... except for that one time Gonzaga put his lights out.

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  128. I'm legit curious though, if he does get mega pops when he comes back, if some will still claim that "nobody cares about Orton", and he comes out to "crickets". Like him or not, he was super over during his 2010-2013 face run. I don't think that can be denied.

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  129. I had honest to god left him alone in the past 2 weeks. He chose to start it again.



    But ok, for you, i'll try again. I shall cool off with a refreshing Ice bucket challenge!! That's still trendy, right?

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  130. Woah, woah, woah. One ice cube, that's all you're allowed.

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  131. So WWE and Warner Bros. put out a press release about WB being the new distributor of WWE home video/VOD. One of the best parts is the press release touts that "WWE titles accounted for all of the Top 10 sports DVDs of 2013 and WrestleMania® 29 was the #1 sports title" because, of course, WWE is only a sport when it comes to DVD sales.

    This was the result of that BS news story back in September about WB "buying the WWE Library" from The Wrap ( http://www.thewrap.com/warner-bros-in-talks-to-acquire-entire-wwe-library-exclusive/ ) which anyone who knows anything about WWE knew to be completely embellished

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  132. If that's a play on the Ice pack thing yesterday, then bravo.

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  133. I'm getting ready for the John Cena-Looney Tunes crossover film!

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  134. And I'd bet the #100 DVD overall sold more copies than WWE's Top 10 put together. Yet another "tallest midget" award for them to Did You Know.

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  135. It's amazing how much my viewing more than ever feels routine rather than something I enjoy. You've been watching wrestling for almost 30 years! You like it! Tune in. Hate the majority of it. Feel insulted by a lot of it. There's some stuff I enjoy here and there, but the majority is the pits. It's like a mid life fandom crises I'm struggling with. I don't know. I just need a spark. I'd sign back up for the network of they added more obscure content and more full episodes of things. I just feel like it's taking a back seat. I'd rather play My Jordan mode on NBA2K11. I'm 7 years into the Jordan mode and the gane is still as fun as ever.

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  136. I gotta agree with kbjone -- I don't think VJ said anything disparaging here.

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  137. Lol you picked a fight over a routine Tony Atlas almost speaks English and laughs like a handicapped man joke.

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  138. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonNovember 19, 2014 at 9:15 AM

    Why he recovers from injury as fast as a Looney Tunes character. I'll be if he fell off a cliff he'd pull himself out of the Cena-shaped crater, shake it off and smile.

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  139. Honestly, considering the success of the Scooby-Doo movie it wouldn't be the worst idea.

    Sooby-Doo did cost them a lot less than their usual direct-to-video crappola.

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  140. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonNovember 19, 2014 at 9:16 AM

    VJ is not a vet?

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  141. And no ice packs needed!

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  142. Here here. I've played multiple 82-game seasons in that game, and I'm still digging it, even if I don't care for the real NBA right now.

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  143. But I did 3 weeks ago. I told him he sounds angry when he posts. That scar will take YEARS to heal!

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  144. Not a fan of animals. *rimshot*

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  145. According to this chart of the 100 top-selling DVDs of 2013, you're correct. Mania 30 doesn't even make the list: http://www.the-numbers.com/home-market/dvd-sales/2013



    Even if this list doesn't include "sports" DVDs, WWE DVDs don't typically sell a half-million copies so it wouldn't make the top 100.

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  146. I've got Jotdan averaging 48.7 right now. Trying to put in that work to avg 50.

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  147. Pretty much. I watched off and on (mostly on) from about 1987 to 2004. It was a great day when I had a frank discussion with myself that I don't have to try to like things just because I used to like them. I haven't watched an episode of Family Guy or Simpsons in years, despite the fact that I used to love both. I just stopped enjoying them, so I went on looking for other things to enjoy.

    Also, for me, it's just a time issue as well. I work full time, go to school half-time, and I'm married. My hours for TV are limited to begin with.

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  148. The Love-Matic Grampa!November 19, 2014 at 9:26 AM

    It's amazing how much my viewing more than ever feels routine rather
    than something I enjoy. You've been watching wrestling for almost 30
    years! You like it! Tune in. Hate the majority of it. Feel insulted by a
    lot of it. There's some stuff I enjoy here and there, but the majority
    is the pits. It's like a mid life fandom crises I'm struggling with.


    So this is what it's like...when doves cry.

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  149. I botched my first two votes because I thought you could only vote for one song.

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  150. The Love-Matic Grampa!November 19, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    Cena/Bugs vs. Punk/Daffy would be a hell of a tag match.

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  151. Hopefully this year's Divas match can top last year's atrocious display.

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  152. What made it even worse is that they REPEATED the same match the next night on RAW.

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  153. And you've got plenty of time here where all you've done is troll and pick fights with people. Sorry if you get upset when you get called on your shit VJ.

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  154. Hulk Hogan is supposed to be at the Q for the Cavs game tonight. Hopefully he calls it the Richfield Coliseum

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  155. And for today's friendly reminder that it could, indeed, be worse:

    MAIN EVENT:
    -IronWoman Scramble match for the Divas Title: AJ vs Paige vs Brie vs Nikki vs Alicia vs Steph, one hour time limit, most falls takes the title.


    UNDERCARD:
    -Survivor Series match: Cena + HHH + Steph vs Dolph + Cesaro + Bray + Dean + Big Show + Rusev + Rollins + Ryback + Zayn.
    -Survivor Series match: Henry + R-Truth + Woods + Kofi + Big E vs Harper + Rowan + Miz + Sandow + Rose: Special Dance Off
    -Survivor Series Match: Usos + Dusts + Hornswaggle vs Matadores + Gabriel/Kidd + Torito, ONLY midgets may make pinfalls.
    -Sheamus vs Bo
    -Rose vs Bunny
    -#1 Divas Contender Elimination match: Cameron vs Emma vs Layla vs Naomi vs Natalya vs Summer

    60 + 40 + 20 + 5 + 15 + 10 + 30 = 180 minutes

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  156. @ChrisBHaynes Apparently Hulk Hogan will be at tonight's game of #Cavs, Spurs. LeBron James got word, yelled "Joe [Harris], your dad is going to be here."

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  157. Worst thing about this? One of those is probably going to be a real match.

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  158. Bugs Bunny: The John Cena and Hulk Hogan of cartoon characters.

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  159. Bugs Bunny vs The Bunny. Daah.

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  160. The "continue watching" feature was a sorely needed feature. +1 for the Network, even if it's late.

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  161. "No more wrestling the rest of the week."

    "Maybe check out Lucha Underground."

    Your plan didn't even last a whole paragraph.

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  162. "I'll never drink again"
    -Beer here!
    "I'll take ten.



    (yes, simpsons)

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  163. Like Space Jam, but with wrestling. I think the idea would work well.

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  164. Bill Murray cameo PLZ

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  165. I'd stab anyone in the face who tried to make me see that film, and no jury in the world would convict me.

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  166. I still remember being 8 years old and going to Richfield Coliseum. After the show, we went to a Dennys and Jimmy Hart and Greg Valentine were there. Good memory. What a shithole that arena was though.

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  167. This year's Survivor Series main event is the way every Survivor Series main event should be. No titles. 5 on 5 elimination. I never liked when in 1992 they started moving towards a traditional PPV route and then just kind of went back and forth. At least this year we are getting a 5 on 5 traditional elimination match. It could be worse. Last year we had Orton vs. Big Show...

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  168. Fuck you. Do you have any idea how hard this would be to write? How much thought it would require? WE NEED TO WORK ON SKITS FOR WHEN STAR WARS KID HOSTS RAW!!!

    -WWE Creative

    PS - the network is free this month.

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  169. Greg Valentine and Jimmy Hart are a mismatched pair.

    'HEY HAMMER BABY LOOK THERE'S A DENNY'S WE CAN GET THE SUPER BIRD I THINK IT'S AFTER TEN BABY AND THEY'LL HAVE COFFEE BABY!11!!!!!!!!'

    'nuhnuhslurslurmumblebeermumblesleepelbowmumblenuhnuhslurslur'

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  170. Upvote for going 7 years deep on Jordan mode in nk11. Well done sir.

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  171. It's like I'm an addict.

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  172. They should've used "Everyone Wants to Rule the World" for this year's Survivor Series theme with the whole Authority issue. Hell, that should've been the theme of the 2001 Winner Take All Match.

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  173. Don't stress it bro, he's just a virgin.

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  174. I hope this happens because the Ascension sucks and it would a death nail for Bray to pair him with those guys.

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  175. Looking forward to your "lives in his mother's basement" material!

    But yeah holy crap you're boring.

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  176. Or just get a room and be done with it.

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  177. Star Wars Kid hosting Raw in 2014 is maybe the WWE-ish thing ever.

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  178. Hey, just because your wrestler friend didn't care for your industry-changing idea doesn't mean you need to take it out on others. Just be cool.

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  179. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cklb7L0OA1c

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  180. I can tell a guy is a real ladies man when he comes on a forum for smart fans to discuss wrestling and he starts calling people virgins: the BoD in 2014! Its 411 without all the wen traffic!

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  181. Wait, this was the guy who wrote all that bullshit asking about how to legally protect himself before he bumrushed some indie wrestler and annoyed him with his awful story idea? HAHAHAHAHA holy shit that was the dorkiest thing I'd ever seen on the internet. No way.

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  182. Vince is still trying to get that hot new track Funkytown for the New Day group.

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  183. It's amazing to think what a fucking unfunny bore somebody must be in real life if they're doing "you're a virgin bro" on the internet in 2014. Good god everyone who meets this dude in real life must wanna rip their goddamn ears out.

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  184. Hey, we don't infect your computers with system-breaking shit either.

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  185. Nice to see you've graduated from the Molester of Boys IWC Chat course with honors.


    When do you begin the Michael Jackson Honorary Internship?

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  186. So just checking...are we still allowed to talk about wrestling in the comment sections? Just checking?

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  187. I would not be surprised if it happened.

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  188. Make sure you check out the forums!!!

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  189. As long as your comment is "Yeah it's fine" then yes, analyze wrestling as much as you want!

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  190. Is that where it all went?

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