That is true. He's completely mailed these in. Not even sure why he still does it. Even some of the responses were mailed-in. He just posted links to old mailbags or videos he's used at least 20 times already
Also, the radio market I live in has three Top 40 radio stations, and they all seem to play the same song within 5 minutes of each other. Whenever I'm giving the step-kid a ride somewhere, he listens to that garbage.
If I hear Jeremih's "Don't Tell 'Em" one more time, I'm tearing the antenna out of my car.
I'm at work...have 4 more hours tomorrow morning and the only new show I have saved on my DVR is Red Band but I want to wait until tomorrow night so I can watch it drunk....it's one of those shows that's pretty good sober but REALLY good drunk.
If The Authority loses power at Survivor Series? Who do they lose it to exactly?
I know the angles terrible with Vince adding the stip for no reason,John Cena actually being a model employee and HHH not bothering to wrestle with so much on the line for him personally but man did any of those soap opera reject writers think any of this through?
Like, I saw this movie about these toys, right? And when no one is around, they come to life! There's a cowboy and a spaceman and a dinosaur and a slinky dog...it's unreal and loads of fun!
But here's where the disturbing part comes...the boy who owns them, who the toys adore, doesn't want to play with them anymore...it's like he doesn't even care about the noble toys that gave him such happiness as a child.
I hope the Authority losing arcs the company in a bigger and better direction.....even though them losing this match is by far the most anticlimactic way to disband the Authority.
Wait a minute. We had this whole kerfuffle this afternoon about you putting Harper as one of the best big men of all-time based on what he accomplished outside of WWE on the independents. And you're saying KENTA, a Japanese superstar who has won multiple titles in Japan's biggest feds, is "not there yet"?
So with the Survivor Series coming up here are my thoughts on Montreal....After watching the tape I am CONVINCED that the DOA/Truth Comission match was a work.
To be fair, KENTA hasn't really had a chance to go all-out. And Harper hasn't really had a notable singles match yet although his tag matches were pretty good.
I think I'd put Ziggler on the list, too or at least an honourable mention. When was the last time he had a bad match?
I like KENTA. But, let's face it, he went to the Teddy Hart school of psychology. The more movez you do and the harder you hit people, the best the match is.
I don't mind him hunting for Daiky Doubles, that's a pretty common top tier tactic for ages, it's his frequent talking over Alex that bugs me. I thought part of the screening process was weeding out people who don't know the give and take flow of interacting with the host.
Clearly, I was talking about his ROH and NOAH work. I've seen KENTA's work for almost a decade now. And, I'm glad he's in WWE, where he'll learn more about storytelling, less is more, psychology - and more importantly - selling.
The CNW world title is now hostage, Mirko Cro Cop squashed KENTA. Cro Cop wants to destroy professional wrestling forever.
Ishii continues to defend the TV, he had his last defense against Shiro Koshinaka in MOTYC.
The tag titles are now in the hands of Junior Stars (Koji Kanemoto and Minoru Tanaka), right now they're making a title defense against CIMA and "Speed Star" Masato Yoshino.
I read the article on almost SurSer teams today and I'm still trying to figure out what The Berzerker was all about. I don't recall him ever doing anything heelish or babyfaceish. She just said huss and called it a day.
AJPW had some of the best pure sellers in the world. I watch some NJPW matches, where the brunt of the match is working on the leg, and then the dude who makes his comeback brushes it off like it never happened. I feel like screaming, "What the fuck are you doing?"
Those are my five and six. We've got a distinct bar everybody on the roster seems to be at. It's higher than it used to be, but now nobody has promo skills.
I like Angle when he doesn't whore out his finishers to add cheap, fabricated drama into it. I never understood why people thought a match was so great when it has no build and instead is just a bunch of finishers with no transitions. I
I don't have a problem with Angle's' psychology because the "finisher whoring" doesn't go on for entire matches or 10 minutes. You'll usually get the last 5-7 minutes of the match with finisher trading or guys kicking out of finishers with him, but how much different really is that from the WWE and TNA main event scene nowadays?
Got done reading the Ricardo Shoot interview and the thread below. So depressing.
ReplyDeleteAfter nine straight days of work, finally looking forward to my weekend off...
ReplyDeleteI'm at work not and trying to block out the face that I have 4 hours tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteYes but it led to lots of ice pack jokes this week so there's that.
ReplyDeleteWatching a movie called "The Guest". This film is surprisingly dope!
ReplyDeleteJust finished reading Bill Simmons, NFL column. I just want to take the time to say that fucking hate Bill Simmons.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even get halfway through.
ReplyDeleteThe weekend can not get here soon enough. ugggghhhh
ReplyDeleteMy boss' last day was today, so the crew is taking him out for a few drinks. Totally cuts into Far Cry 4 time.
ReplyDeleteThe only saving grace is that most of his NFL columns are mailbags, and his readers are better then he is.
ReplyDeleteI saw it in theaters. It was...disturbing
ReplyDeleteThat is true. He's completely mailed these in. Not even sure why he still does it. Even some of the responses were mailed-in. He just posted links to old mailbags or videos he's used at least 20 times already
ReplyDeleteI've seen disturbing-er.
ReplyDeleteSo don't go. It's not like he can fire you.
ReplyDeleteI want to give a big FUCK YOU to Arthur Chu as he FAILS to win the Tournament of Champions on Jeopardy.
ReplyDeleteI hate that guy.
He's a really good dude and treated us really well. I can't be a dick ALL of the time.
ReplyDeleteDid he win too many times on jeopardy and refuse to put younger talent over, or lay around on the set to long before giving his final answer?
ReplyDeleteObviously.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow's SNL Classic is Paul Simon/George Harrison. Holy shit
ReplyDeleteJust his strategy and arrogance, dude; but I like your response.
ReplyDeleteNowhere to go, nothing to watch.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the radio market I live in has three Top 40 radio stations, and they all seem to play the same song within 5 minutes of each other. Whenever I'm giving the step-kid a ride somewhere, he listens to that garbage.
ReplyDeleteIf I hear Jeremih's "Don't Tell 'Em" one more time, I'm tearing the antenna out of my car.
I'm at work...have 4 more hours tomorrow morning and the only new show I have saved on my DVR is Red Band but I want to wait until tomorrow night so I can watch it drunk....it's one of those shows that's pretty good sober but REALLY good drunk.
ReplyDeleteWomp. Womp. Womp.
ReplyDeleteIf The Authority loses power at Survivor Series? Who do they lose it to exactly?
ReplyDeleteI know the angles terrible with Vince adding the stip for no reason,John Cena actually being a model employee and HHH not bothering to wrestle with so much on the line for him personally but man did any of those soap opera reject writers think any of this through?
I assumed they lose it to Grumpy Cat.
ReplyDeleteYou cannot even blame the writers. Look at NXT; it's filled with writers, and the product is very good. I blame the people who are in charge.
ReplyDeleteThey should go with total nonstop anarchy.
ReplyDeleteI'll be watching the new Hunger Games flick. *Actual* entertainment, for once. What a concept!
ReplyDeleteI may make it a double feature and watch Birdman after that.
ReplyDeleteBootleg Birdman and send it to me.
ReplyDeleteIf you use ice packs, we'll all use ice packs...it's be anarchy.
ReplyDeleteLike, I saw this movie about these toys, right? And when no one is around, they come to life! There's a cowboy and a spaceman and a dinosaur and a slinky dog...it's unreal and loads of fun!
ReplyDeleteBut here's where the disturbing part comes...the boy who owns them, who the toys adore, doesn't want to play with them anymore...it's like he doesn't even care about the noble toys that gave him such happiness as a child.
Sniff.
LOL at another HHH 17 minute and counting promo to open Smackdown!
ReplyDeleteBlah.
ReplyDeleteBlah is right.
ReplyDeleteI hope the Authority losing arcs the company in a bigger and better direction.....even though them losing this match is by far the most anticlimactic way to disband the Authority.
ReplyDeleteI like how Honky just says F it and gets counted out when he's by himself vs. Savage, Steamboat, and Jake.
ReplyDeleteBack to playing Fire Pro returns.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe do that move when you're going to shake someone's hand but then wave it over your slicked-back hair instead.
ReplyDeleteThe Detroit Pistons would adopt a similar stragety years later against the bulls. Although I approved cause fuck Jordan and Pippin.
ReplyDeleteTop 5 WWE in-ring workers: Rollins, Cesaro, Zayn, Ambrose Harper
ReplyDeleteTop 5 mic workers?
ReplyDeleteI think I'd probably put Itami and Balor above Ambrose. Maybe even Harper, too.
ReplyDeleteOther than Ambrose, I don't think anyone is really exceptional.
ReplyDeleteNot that it matters at all, but I want to see Wall/Beal destroy Irving/Waiters for "best backcourt".
ReplyDeleteWaiter's ego is something else. Never heard that much talk for a player who hasn't figured it out yet.
Still don't believe they are losing.
ReplyDeleteBalor is catching on. Itami is not there yet.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute. We had this whole kerfuffle this afternoon about you putting Harper as one of the best big men of all-time based on what he accomplished outside of WWE on the independents. And you're saying KENTA, a Japanese superstar who has won multiple titles in Japan's biggest feds, is "not there yet"?
ReplyDeleteNo Bryan?
ReplyDeleteWell, allow me to retort. Hulk Hogan must be a better worker than most people because he has won multiple titles.
ReplyDeleteOrton, Rollins, Ambrose, Cena, Lesnar.
ReplyDeleteProbably Wyatt, Ambrose, Cena, Triple H and Steph sadly.
ReplyDeleteYou're unbelievable if you think Luke Harper is a better worker than KENTA.
ReplyDeleteAnd I said this when?
ReplyDeleteSigh...by saying he's "not there yet" and putting Harper in your top five in-ring workers over KENTA.
ReplyDeleteForgot Heyman.
ReplyDeleteHe isn't there yet in terms of adapting to WWE's is what I was saying. But let's jump to conclusions, shall we?
ReplyDeleteKenta's kind of flubbing on WWE style, Harper adapted awesomely.
ReplyDeleteSo with the Survivor Series coming up here are my thoughts on Montreal....After watching the tape I am CONVINCED that the DOA/Truth Comission match was a work.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, KENTA hasn't really had a chance to go all-out. And Harper hasn't really had a notable singles match yet although his tag matches were pretty good.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd put Ziggler on the list, too or at least an honourable mention. When was the last time he had a bad match?
Heyman definitely wins the best in promos award of WON.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe you should have said it.
ReplyDelete"Top 5 WWE in-ring workers: Rollins, Cesaro, Zayn, Ambrose, Harper
ReplyDelete"Balor is catching on. Itami is not there yet."
....
I like KENTA. But, let's face it, he went to the Teddy Hart school of psychology. The more movez you do and the harder you hit people, the best the match is.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind him hunting for Daiky Doubles, that's a pretty common top tier tactic for ages, it's his frequent talking over Alex that bugs me. I thought part of the screening process was weeding out people who don't know the give and take flow of interacting with the host.
ReplyDeleteCena, Zayn, Cesaro, Rollins, Itami/Balor tied.
ReplyDeleteWOMB THERE IT IS
ReplyDeleteThe guy's had like two matches? Let's write him off completely!
ReplyDeleteCurse of les Boulez might finally be lifted...
ReplyDeleteLife begins at conception.
ReplyDeleteBTW, got back to simulating FPR.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you simulating tonight?
ReplyDeleteI'm only picking main roster so...
ReplyDeleteRollins, Ambrose, Cesaro, Orton, Bryan
Clearly, I was talking about his ROH and NOAH work. I've seen KENTA's work for almost a decade now. And, I'm glad he's in WWE, where he'll learn more about storytelling, less is more, psychology - and more importantly - selling.
ReplyDeleteNot writing him off per se, but you can't put him there yet.
ReplyDeleteBOOM! SHOCKALAKA SHOCKALAKA SCHOCKALAKA
ReplyDeleteGoing and seeing the new Hunger Games with the wife, and then later probably finishing watching the 1989 Survivor Series.
ReplyDeleteAre you playing NBA Jam? If so....cool!
ReplyDeletenah. Just playing off the womb there it is.
ReplyDeleteThe CNW world title is now hostage, Mirko Cro Cop squashed KENTA. Cro Cop wants to destroy professional wrestling forever.
ReplyDeleteIshii continues to defend the TV, he had his last defense against Shiro Koshinaka in MOTYC.
The tag titles are now in the hands of Junior Stars (Koji Kanemoto and Minoru Tanaka), right now they're making a title defense against CIMA and "Speed Star" Masato Yoshino.
Hogan and Katniss survive...Ventura and Snow get mad about it....sorry to spoil it for you.
ReplyDeleteI was specifically talking about WWE wrestlers.
ReplyDeleteHave Toru Yano challenge Cro Cop!
ReplyDeleteLove that game.
ReplyDeleteSelling is a concept that Japanese wrestling is not very tolerant.
ReplyDeleteSixers down 90-58 with 4 minutes left the third quarter at home against the Suns. LOL
ReplyDeleteMostly, I didn't put them up there because they've wrestled a whole two matches.
ReplyDeleteZiggler gets #6 tho
ReplyDeleteI read the article on almost SurSer teams today and I'm still trying to figure out what The Berzerker was all about. I don't recall him ever doing anything heelish or babyfaceish. She just said huss and called it a day.
ReplyDeleteThe CEO and former tag team champ(me) is planning to call Vader to get Cro Cop's head, and I'm challenging the winners of the tag match.
ReplyDeleteThe hiatus is due college.
AJPW had some of the best pure sellers in the world. I watch some NJPW matches, where the brunt of the match is working on the leg, and then the dude who makes his comeback brushes it off like it never happened. I feel like screaming, "What the fuck are you doing?"
ReplyDeleteHe was about hussing and knocking people over the top rope. What's to get?
ReplyDeleteWasn't Vader champ before?
ReplyDeleteTried to impale The Undertaker with his sord once.
ReplyDeleteHas Ambrose really shown that much yet? I'm not trying to start an argument but all his matches have been gimmicks.
ReplyDeleteHmm...Ziggler or Ambrose...who's the better worker?
Now that you put it that way.....
ReplyDeleteIf WWE wants to change things up a bit, they can use an on-air kayfabe booking committee.
ReplyDeleteMick Foley, Fit Finlay, and Dean Malenko, or other combos.
You're off your damn rocker! It was the shootiest shoot that ever shot!
ReplyDeleteDidn't he carry a big honkin' sword to ringside? And tried to stab Taker with it once?
ReplyDeleteOh, and he chunked opponents over the top rope. And was with Mr. Fuji.
That pisses me off every time, as much I'm Ishii mark. I hate his no-selling spots.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember the UT thing. When was this?
ReplyDeleteThose are my five and six. We've got a distinct bar everybody on the roster seems to be at. It's higher than it used to be, but now nobody has promo skills.
ReplyDeleteHe would beat up dudes and win by count-out.
ReplyDeleteWell ESPN is screwed up on thanks to those dildos at Time Warner...sigh...so Smackdown it is...ugh
ReplyDeleteYes, he lost the title to Takao Omori. Then Omori lost to Kenta.
ReplyDeleteA Saturday Night Main Event...I think...not sure.
ReplyDeleteWrestling Challenge maybe. Bayless should be up to that review in a few years.
ReplyDeleteLove the avatar
ReplyDeleteIt would mean so much if he did it less. He overkills the no-selling, and it's the main reason I never considered him an elite wrestler.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAjGhWl1EoA
ReplyDeleteBerserker actually HITS Taker with the sword. But misses the stab.
Mark Henry is pretty good when he's inspired.
ReplyDeleteFoley and Hogan...Come on TELL me that wouldn't produce some fun moments?
ReplyDeleteDude is all like "yeah yeah, shut up and give me Things in My Anus for $1200".
ReplyDeleteIt's sad that we have to get far enough in the thought process to get to Henry. I also gave Bug Shiw consideration.
ReplyDeleteHim no selling yujiro's low blow made me cut some stars in my match rating. But I still consider him to be the best wrestler of 2014.
ReplyDeleteThat would be pretty funny, actually. The Hoke N' Sock Connection!
ReplyDeleteBryan is number 1 on any list when he's active.
ReplyDeleteThanks lol
ReplyDeleteJunior Stars retain the tag belts after a knee bar of Tanaka to Yoshino.
ReplyDeleteI'm going out to find me some STEALS on BLACK Friday
ReplyDeleteDo Cro Cop vs. Vader in a cage.
ReplyDeleteFlair needs a paycheck, can he come too?
ReplyDeleteSteal from Walmart. They deserve it.
ReplyDeleteThe best wrestling game EVAH!
ReplyDeleteYes but he has to show up drunk.
ReplyDeleteThe local Walmart made the news when two meth heads just waltzed out the front doors with two shopping carts full of electronics.
ReplyDeleteJust walked right out, without anyone stopping them.
First I have to negotiate with Vader, a CEO's life is not easy. ahahaha.
ReplyDeleteAt what point does Adam Silver call the owner? 0-20?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the record for worst start to a season for the Big 4 leagues?
ReplyDeleteI...I have new respect for meth heads.
ReplyDeleteNets were 0-18. Never forgive, never forget.
ReplyDeleteThe Orioles started out 0-23.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knew this was coming
ReplyDeleteDear lord.
ReplyDeleteNever underestimate the ingenuity of meth/crack heads looking to get their fix
ReplyDeleteOffer him some chinese food
ReplyDeleteStarDust is cracking me up on commentary with his cackling.
ReplyDeleteDean Ambrose's survival tips? Does this mean more Prop Comedy?
ReplyDeleteShut up.
ReplyDeleteFor sure, but Goddamn. Shit is disgraceful already, haha.
ReplyDeleteHave Cena leech your heat, avoid holograms and hop back on the midcard treadmill?
ReplyDeleteHe's great at facial expressions, storytelling and psychology. Ambrose is better than Ziggler because he makes you care more about his matches.
ReplyDeleteRacist!
ReplyDeleteDon't you come at the king like that!
ReplyDeleteAt this point, would you be more worried that Ambrose is the best they can do creatively or just them Reigns-otaging him?
ReplyDeleteFor those who have beaten Legend of Zelda Wind Waker HD, I got to Hyrule Castle today. Am I about halfway through?
ReplyDeleteGood Christ...in baseball, you should catch a break by then.
ReplyDeleteCalm down....he's not going to steal black people. Wait..that's not what your doing Stranger, right?
ReplyDeleteLet me check the calendar.
ReplyDeleteOh snap! I thought it said 1814!
Carrot top!
ReplyDeleteBut... but I came hard!
ReplyDeleteYou haven't changed your calendar in 200 years?
ReplyDeleteI've got a Far Side one.
The All-American GM - Hogan
ReplyDeleteThe Extreme GM - Foley
The Drunk GM - Flair
My roommate did that at grocery stores for years. He'd walk out with $400 in food and nobody stopped him.
ReplyDeleteIf I was going to play video games again, Ocarina of Time would be one I'd go back to.
ReplyDelete0-21 in 1988, but that's little consolation.
ReplyDeleteThat start actually got Cal Ripken's dad fired as manager.
I know it's partially because I am at work and my brain is fried but I literally have tears coming out of my eyes from holding in laughter right now.
ReplyDeleteI don't think they'll win a single game this season.
ReplyDeleteWhy are they saying that Ryback/Slow could get fired?
ReplyDeleteMine is sepia-toned ladies showing a little leg.
ReplyDeleteTop TNA wrestlers: Aries, Roode, Low Ki, James Storm, and Lashley I guess.
ReplyDeleteHe'd just book himself vs Ricky Steamboat 50 times.
ReplyDeleteAnd those women were arrested for lewd, pornographic secular behaviour.
ReplyDeleteNever played that. Waiting to see if they ever drop it on the Wii U shop. Probably won't though because they haven't put any 64 games on there.
ReplyDeleteWhen Lashley's in your top five....
ReplyDeleteBecause HHH added a stip that if Team Cena loses on Sunday they all get fired...except for John Cena.
ReplyDelete200 years after they would have been burned at the stake!
ReplyDeleteHistory is AWESOME!
The roster sucks.
ReplyDeleteThey're saying everyone but Cena on his team could be fired. This angle is just stupid.
ReplyDeleteWhat and what!?
ReplyDeleteGet yourself an emulator or an original N64 console immediately.
Hey, you got nude pics bb?
ReplyDeleteRoode, Aries, Jeff Hardy, Angle, Edwards
ReplyDeleteOh good God....
ReplyDeleteCENA
WINS
LOL
Ambrose cuts a good promo. And his jacket is fantastic.
ReplyDeleteWalmart fires their employees if they try to stop em, so fuck em.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's great about history? I, as a white man, would've been treated decently in almost any era.
ReplyDeleteU-S-A! U-S-A!
I loled
ReplyDeletehttp://i.4cdn.org/co/1416603763784.png
Angle?
ReplyDeleteKurt Angle.
ReplyDeleteYes, I have topless photo. Vwould you like to see?
ReplyDeleteCan he even wrestle anymore, nevermind good?
ReplyDeleteHow does this happen?
ReplyDeleteYes, one with tits please!
ReplyDeletei prefer reading those than most of his nba is great columns
ReplyDeleteIf you have a 3ds, get if for that. It is significantly better looking and has the master quest.
ReplyDeleteHe's returning in January. Had some fine matches with Roode earlier this year.
ReplyDeleteI was not aware of this. It must be a safety/liability thing.
ReplyDeleteDoes he still whore out his finishers?
ReplyDeleteYou know that got me to thinking. Sort of sums up WWF/WCW/ECW from the late 90's.
ReplyDeleteAustin-Fun Drunk
Sandman-Angry Drunk
Hall-Sad pathetic drunk.
Not so much anymore.
ReplyDeleteMost "big box" stores have that policy. And it's exactly what you think it is.
ReplyDeleteWaiting.
ReplyDeleteI like Angle when he doesn't whore out his finishers to add cheap, fabricated drama into it. I never understood why people thought a match was so great when it has no build and instead is just a bunch of finishers with no transitions. I
ReplyDeleteReplace Storm with Sanada.
ReplyDeleteStick Sanada up your asshole.
ReplyDeleteStop being a cunt to the guy.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a problem with Angle's' psychology because the "finisher whoring" doesn't go on for entire matches or 10 minutes. You'll usually get the last 5-7 minutes of the match with finisher trading or guys kicking out of finishers with him, but how much different really is that from the WWE and TNA main event scene nowadays?
ReplyDeleteEh, I tried.
ReplyDeleteOk!
ReplyDeletehttp://i.huffpost.com/gen/1133558/original.jpg
In your broken pathetic Amerrrican dreams!