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BoD Sunday NFL Thread

Two weeks ago I went 4-1 as I improved to 18-16-1 on the year. Here are my picks for this week:

San Diego +2 at Miami
Philadelphia +1.5 at Houston
Kansas City -9 vs. New York Jets
San Francisco -9.5 vs. St. Louis
Washington +1 at Minnesota

And thanks to Adam Curry, we have a website that shows which NFL games you will get to see in your home state. Click to view on the link below

http://506sports.com/

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  1. CruelConnectionNumber2November 2, 2014 at 10:37 AM

    Philly is gonna get crushed.

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  2. Dammit Bayless you've got two of my three parlay teams! Now I'm jinxed. I'll just have to go back to the book before my flight and very against some picks.

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  3. Considering the run he's been on, I'd keep those picks.

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  4. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 10:39 AM

    Your NFL viewing maps: http://506sports.com/


    Anyway, the U.S. Grand Prix is on NBC at 3 EST.

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  5. I don't know how to tell you this, Brian, but while you were gone I gave your parking spot to Zanatude.


    Actually I guess I did know how to tell you!

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  6. Bayless you really dug out of a hole with your picks.

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  7. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 10:41 AM

    This should piss me off, but seeing as how I rarely drive anyway I can't say shit.

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  8. Who should I start? Tannehill or RG3?

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  9. I'm actually going to watch Seattle day, mostly because my brother is here and won't leave and he cares about this type of stuff. I kind of want them to lose just so I can him melt down.

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  10. Tannehill. I like the matchup

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  11. I'll take that bus pass...................right off of the table

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  12. 2-8 first two weeks
    16-8-1 the last five weeks

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  13. BAYLESS... maybe include this in your post each week. It's the first site I check on Sunday.

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  14. BAYLESS IS BACK

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  15. Seriously, who was that Fox studio girl?

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  16. That is a great idea, actually.


    Going to put it at the top of the page now.

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  17. I have no idea why that gem is so hidden. You'd think it would be on NFL.com or something... front page.

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  18. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 10:53 AM

    It's usually on Deadspin, but to the shock of no one, Kinja is fucking up.

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  19. Miami fans are the worst. There is like 10,000 people there.

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  20. And should be giving us the Abey's Picture guy's IP any time now....

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  21. and better than ever

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  22. Tannehill is fucking terrible.

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  23. Abey wanted me to reveal it in a BoD RAW storyline.

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  24. Goddamnit, now I have to read one of those? Bastards.

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  25. Brandon Weeden time!

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  26. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 10:58 AM

    God damnit Bayless, don't call me by my last name... Oh wait, never mind. Force of habit...


    Yay, I'm helpful! That site works for NCAA games too, for the cartel football fans out there.

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  27. Adam Curry, contributing member of the community.

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  28. Cards gon win.

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  29. Weeden will throw 3 INT's, including one on the final drive

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  30. I HATE any sport FOX covers. If I could watch every game on CBS, I would.

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  31. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    "He's a nice guy, only thing is he's usually 3/4 in the bag most of the time..."

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  32. My fantasy football team is going down in flames

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  33. How come every Manning-Brady game always seems to be in Foxbourough, hmm?

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  34. Opponent this week already had someone play on Thursday and get 3 points, has one play in her starting lineup that is on a bye and another that is a free agent...


    #PARALLAXWINSLOL

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  35. I hope someone executes on the football field today.

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  36. I appreciate Curry for trying, but can't you just hit "Guide" on your remote, go to the channel and it'll tell you what game you're getting?

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  37. If Mike Wallace had a competent QB, he'd be a top 10 fantasy WR easily

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  38. I drafted him pretty high last year. Never again.

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  39. He burns past people all game long but Tannehill cant throw deep

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  40. Browns better fucking win. But if they lose, I'll likely stop caring about them and open my Sundays up for other things.

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  41. Team doesn't win? That's a Bradshaw showerin'

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  42. I was sad when I put in CBS and saw an infomercial.

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  43. I love the Fox crew. Miss James Brown though.

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  44. Um... maybe Cards ain't gon win.

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  45. Cowboy pick one off for a TD

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  46. Jason Garrett looks like a female gym teacher.

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  47. What an awful throw by Palmer

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  48. Will Weeden return the favor? Probably.

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  49. All I have this week is San Diego +1.5 and I took the Cardinals ML once I saw Romo was out. Since the weather sucks in NE I'm thinking about jumping on the Patriots late also. Still haven't put the money in on that though.

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  50. Why couldn't RG3 have started last week? :(

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  51. I figured the best way to kill it was to take it's power.

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  52. Dallas defense is playing inspired

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  53. Palmer looks rattled

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  54. I end up using Sunday as my "clean eating" day now. Too much damage done to my body over the past couple of days.

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  55. Calais Campbell is a damn good player

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  56. I've been slacking off my diet the last couple of days, so today's the day I get back on the train. New week, new focus.

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  57. To be fair, neither can Brady.

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  58. Saw you picked up RGIII. Man you got snakebit with QBs this week.

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  59. I'm the opposite. I prefer FOX to CBS in every aspect, ESPECIALLY the pre-game show. Maybe it has to do with an NFC/AFC thing. You have a team?

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  60. I got fucked. Rodgers on buy and Romo hurt.


    Either him or Derek Carr

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  61. Am I missing something?

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  62. Chargers get stopped on 4th down after a long drive, immediately give up TD.


    My Sunday is getting off to a fantastic start.

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  63. Charles Clay caught a TD! Praise the lord!

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  64. I forgot you had him. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

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  65. Anal sex in the shower with John Bradshaw Leyfield, hilariousest joke ever

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  66. He has had more than 3 points in a week once heading into today's game

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  67. Eh, mine's not much of a diet... just not eating junk today. We had people over Friday night, so it was polish sausage and pepperjack cheese with beer and Halloween candy. I got pizza and wings for lunch yesterday then went to a Halloween party eating nothing but meatballs and beer. So this is especially needed today.


    Just turkey and cheese sandwiches.

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  68. It's a good thing you gave up Corradelle Patterson, he just blew a wide-open TD because the sun was in his eyes.

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  69. http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/brandon-weeden-patriot-fourth-of-july-570x950.jpg



    The new hero of America's Team!

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  70. Starting Eli over Foles this week already appears dumb as hell.

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  71. He was a huge bust.

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  72. Most unstable and disappointing fantasy player I can remember.

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  73. Wow, Brandon Weeden was involved in a Dodgers trade for Kevin Brown.

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  74. That kid from Stand By Me?

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  75. How did Bryant drop that.

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  76. I dropped Foles a while back because he wasn't getting it done... I picked up Brady... that worked out well for me.

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  77. Yeah, that's never a good idea... even if Foles was on bye.

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  78. That's Wheaton

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  79. I forgot Weeden was in the Yankees' minor league system. Talk about a bust of a trade...

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  80. Dan Bailey is automatic. 10-0 start, I'll take it.

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  81. Picked up Brady? You in a 4 team league?

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  82. He was thinking about doing a snapmare instead... wait wrong Bryant.

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  83. You sell jokes like Undertaker

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  84. For me, it's a AFC/NFC thing, I probably watch more CBS games than NFC on FOX. I don't know why I prefer AFC, maybe because the conference is usually more offensive oriented.

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  85. FOX is currently getting the informercial job here. That's OK, I didn't want to see DAL/AZ anyway >_>

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  86. No. He had a bad first 3 weeks or so and the guy who had him dropped him... which even *I* knew was dumb. I think him being a real life Giants fan/Patriots hater played a part in it.

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  87. Yeah, it's good to kinda detox after a run of food like that.

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  88. Buzzkill Brian Bayless

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  89. LOL @ Scott Hansen. He said the Chargers/Dolphins scuffle was centered around the US quarantine policy.

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  90. And Nick Foles just threw a pick six

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  91. Palmer is playing awful today.

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  92. Yeah, he does an absolute fantastic job every week.

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  93. Best in the business. No-one else could do that job.

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  94. I rolled the dice on the Jags D today, so in the words of Homer, THAT'S GOOD!

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  95. Insane, he must sleep for 10 hours after that.

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  96. RGIII looking good so far

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  97. BTW, Prince killed it last night.


    YOU STILL GOT IT *clap clap clapclapclap*

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  98. Don't know why Patriots/Broncos isn't the Sunday night game.

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  99. Dude never didn't have it.

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  100. Awesome performance and easily the best thing on the show, which had some awful sketches

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  101. 4:25 is a better time for football.

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  102. I heard it was terrible, I only tuned in for Prince.

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  103. It was awful.

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  104. Need Michael Floyd to catch a TD on this drive

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  105. Its not going to happen

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  106. Palmer appears to have settled down.

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  107. Yes, Alfred Morris TD!

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  108. He has. Nice little drive they have going on now

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  109. I was having this same conversation on here earlier. Apparently both networks are allowed to protect one game a week from being moved. Obviously, CBS didn't want to biggest game of the week to end up a night game on NBC so it stays at 425.

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  110. Brady/Gronk is good for at least 1 TD today. That combo is killer.

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  111. Oh, LOLJets, will you never learn?

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  112. Miami scored another TD.

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  113. San Diego got the West Coast Team in East Coast Early Game Disease. Fuck.

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  114. If Sanu could catch something today, I'd be ever so grateful.

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  115. Chargers are doing the season backwards.

    Usually they depress their fans in September then turn it on late. This year they got their fans hopes up early only to crush them in mid season.

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  116. Kinds got stuck in a bad week bye-wise. Need to rely on Sanu. Not fun.

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  117. Hoyer LOVES under throwing guys.

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  118. He's the best at it.

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  119. And Foles is going to the back. Whoever started him just got boned.

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  120. I'm going against BonzaiDBSM and he has Sanu in his lineup. And Ellington.

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  121. That's because his arm is Pennington-levels of weak.

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  122. And seeing as I took 10.5 with the Jets, screw you Alex Smith.

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  123. I was pissed I benched him after that pass to Maclin.

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  124. TD Cards, pass to John Carlson. 10-7 Dallas

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  125. http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large_lightbox/public/photo/image/2013/10/17_Kaitlyn_09232013JR_133.jpg



    I miss Kaitlyn.

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  126. One of the twelve total receptions Cardinal TEs will grab this season.

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  127. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerNovember 2, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    Seconded!

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  128. Me too. Charismatic, could work, and those sweater puppies.

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  129. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Zwysi0myI

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  130. Hey, if it helps beat the Cowboys, all is well.

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  131. Check her out on Twitter. She's even hotter now.

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  132. Jesus, and Rivers throws a pick on the first throw of the drive .FAAAAAACKIN BOOOSHEEET

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  133. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerNovember 2, 2014 at 11:47 AM

    What's her handle? Kaitlyn wasn't her real name, right?

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  134. The Chargers are falling apart today.

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  135. West Coast teams playing the EC early game lose like 80% of the time. They need to start coffee or something.

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  136. https://twitter.com/CelesteBonin

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  137. Mark Sanchez in for the Eagles.

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  138. 2/2 for 80yds so far

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  139. Has a clothing line for built girls.

    http://celestialbodiez.com/

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  140. The West Side Market being shown has to make Abeyance very happy,

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  141. Maclin already has 20 fantasy points

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  142. I love the home page immediately greets you with DAT ASS

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  143. Sanchez throws a TD to Jordan Matthews, 14-7 Eagles

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  144. Spoke..er.. Typed too soon.

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  145. He's gonna make Sanchez look good today.

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  146. ... she's married to said meathead, actually.

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  147. Do any of you New England guys know about Boves. It's a Italian brand local to that area and my sister just mailed me 6 different sauces from them (yesterday, didn't pick it up till today). Its really good, probably my favorite jarred sauce.

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  148. Good stuff. My favorite jarred sauce too, the tomato basil is my favorite


    I get it becuase it is gluten free and my fiance has celiac

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  149. Bad throw by Palmer

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  150. Gunther the Nasty LoserNovember 2, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    I can't decide if I want to run for the border

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  151. Taco Bell or Canada?

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  152. I think the Vodka sauce they have is my favorite, but she sent me a jar of six different kinds including the basil. You definitely can't find it out here at all. (I think its from Vermont right?) I'm actually really stoked. Definitely going pasta for dinner tonight.

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  153. Well, she's a gym rat... you'd have to kind of assume that's what she'd be into.

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  154. Gunther the Nasty LoserNovember 2, 2014 at 11:57 AM

    The one that'll leave you with a funny feeling in your stomach when you've been exposed to too much of it

    ...oh. Taco Bell

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  155. Holy shit, 17-0 Dolphins! My sports teams are already 1-0 up on DBSM's, I might be on for the clean sweep.

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  156. It is from Vermont but they sell it in all the Massachusetts grocery stores that I go too

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  157. Ellington being tested for a concussion. Really???

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  158. Aw, son of a bitch

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  159. This is good jarred sauce too but its more expensive than Bove's.

    http://www.soap.com/p/raos-specialty-food-marinara-sauce-15-5-oz-1024535?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc_S&utm_content=pla&utm_campaign=GooglePLA&site=CA&sku=VLX-472&ca_sku=VLX-472&ca_gpa=pla&CAWELAID=500001850000200010&kpid=VLX-472

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  160. Vick with a TD pass to Decker. 14-7 Chiefs

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  161. I had no idea where he went to.

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  162. Palmer just had a Romo type play as far as escaping the rush.

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  163. Mike Glennon with possibly the worst pass of the season. Gipson with his league leading sixth int.

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  164. Ellington back on the field with a 19 yd run

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  165. Naw, he's good.

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  166. Man, San Diego is getting embarrassed today.

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  167. Thank God. For the Cards and my fantasy team.

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  168. Hate to see anyone get concussed.

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  169. Late flag....................

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  170. The other Brown with the score.

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  171. Does anyone here know where that dude Andre Ellington went to college? It's driving me nuts

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  172. That's right he went to Clemson, I figured he'd be awesome in the NFL

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  173. Someone on the Cowboys sideline should slap Scandrick after that fit he threw

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  174. Seriously, when did Demarco Murray get all this vision behind the line? The guy has been amazing this year at making something when the line gives him nothing.

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  175. And on the FOX pregame they all picked San Diego as the upset of the week.

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  176. Shouldn't he already be "running out of gas"?

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  177. I think its just because he's finally played a lot of games in a row. He always showed so much potential but couldn't stay on the field. Its crazy to see him getting better like this.

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  178. How is that an upset?

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  179. They are betting under dogs for some reason.

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  180. I used to play Magic: The Gathering when I was a teenager and into my early 20's. This season has been my first attempt at fantasy sports... I find that they are challenging and rewarding in very similar ways.

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  181. Wait for it.

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