Two weeks ago I went 4-1 as I improved to 18-16-1 on the year. Here are my picks for this week:
San Diego +2 at Miami
Philadelphia +1.5 at Houston
Kansas City -9 vs. New York Jets
San Francisco -9.5 vs. St. Louis
Washington +1 at Minnesota
And thanks to Adam Curry, we have a website that shows which NFL games you will get to see in your home state. Click to view on the link below
http://506sports.com/
San Diego +2 at Miami
Philadelphia +1.5 at Houston
Kansas City -9 vs. New York Jets
San Francisco -9.5 vs. St. Louis
Washington +1 at Minnesota
And thanks to Adam Curry, we have a website that shows which NFL games you will get to see in your home state. Click to view on the link below
http://506sports.com/
Philly is gonna get crushed.
ReplyDeleteDammit Bayless you've got two of my three parlay teams! Now I'm jinxed. I'll just have to go back to the book before my flight and very against some picks.
ReplyDeleteConsidering the run he's been on, I'd keep those picks.
ReplyDeleteYour NFL viewing maps: http://506sports.com/
ReplyDeleteAnyway, the U.S. Grand Prix is on NBC at 3 EST.
I don't know how to tell you this, Brian, but while you were gone I gave your parking spot to Zanatude.
ReplyDeleteActually I guess I did know how to tell you!
Bayless you really dug out of a hole with your picks.
ReplyDeleteThis should piss me off, but seeing as how I rarely drive anyway I can't say shit.
ReplyDeleteWho should I start? Tannehill or RG3?
ReplyDeleteRG3.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually going to watch Seattle day, mostly because my brother is here and won't leave and he cares about this type of stuff. I kind of want them to lose just so I can him melt down.
ReplyDeleteTannehill. I like the matchup
ReplyDeleteI'll take that bus pass...................right off of the table
ReplyDelete2-8 first two weeks
ReplyDelete16-8-1 the last five weeks
BAYLESS... maybe include this in your post each week. It's the first site I check on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteBAYLESS IS BACK
ReplyDeleteSeriously, who was that Fox studio girl?
ReplyDeleteThat is a great idea, actually.
ReplyDeleteGoing to put it at the top of the page now.
I have no idea why that gem is so hidden. You'd think it would be on NFL.com or something... front page.
ReplyDeleteIt's usually on Deadspin, but to the shock of no one, Kinja is fucking up.
ReplyDeleteMiami fans are the worst. There is like 10,000 people there.
ReplyDeleteAnd should be giving us the Abey's Picture guy's IP any time now....
ReplyDeleteand better than ever
ReplyDeleteTannehill is fucking terrible.
ReplyDeleteAbey wanted me to reveal it in a BoD RAW storyline.
ReplyDeleteGoddamnit, now I have to read one of those? Bastards.
ReplyDeleteBrandon Weeden time!
ReplyDeleteGod damnit Bayless, don't call me by my last name... Oh wait, never mind. Force of habit...
ReplyDeleteYay, I'm helpful! That site works for NCAA games too, for the cartel football fans out there.
RG3
ReplyDeleteAdam Curry, contributing member of the community.
ReplyDeleteCards gon win.
ReplyDeleteBooo.
ReplyDeleteWeeden will throw 3 INT's, including one on the final drive
ReplyDeleteI HATE any sport FOX covers. If I could watch every game on CBS, I would.
ReplyDelete"He's a nice guy, only thing is he's usually 3/4 in the bag most of the time..."
ReplyDeleteMy fantasy football team is going down in flames
ReplyDeleteHow come every Manning-Brady game always seems to be in Foxbourough, hmm?
ReplyDeleteOpponent this week already had someone play on Thursday and get 3 points, has one play in her starting lineup that is on a bye and another that is a free agent...
ReplyDelete#PARALLAXWINSLOL
I hope someone executes on the football field today.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate Curry for trying, but can't you just hit "Guide" on your remote, go to the channel and it'll tell you what game you're getting?
ReplyDeleteIf Mike Wallace had a competent QB, he'd be a top 10 fantasy WR easily
ReplyDeleteI drafted him pretty high last year. Never again.
ReplyDeleteHe burns past people all game long but Tannehill cant throw deep
ReplyDeleteBrowns better fucking win. But if they lose, I'll likely stop caring about them and open my Sundays up for other things.
ReplyDeleteTeam doesn't win? That's a Bradshaw showerin'
ReplyDeleteI was sad when I put in CBS and saw an infomercial.
ReplyDeleteDon't encourage him please.
ReplyDeleteI love the Fox crew. Miss James Brown though.
ReplyDeleteUm... maybe Cards ain't gon win.
ReplyDeleteCowboy pick one off for a TD
ReplyDeleteJason Garrett looks like a female gym teacher.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah Boys!
ReplyDeleteWhat an awful throw by Palmer
ReplyDeleteWill Weeden return the favor? Probably.
ReplyDeleteAll I have this week is San Diego +1.5 and I took the Cardinals ML once I saw Romo was out. Since the weather sucks in NE I'm thinking about jumping on the Patriots late also. Still haven't put the money in on that though.
ReplyDeleteWhy couldn't RG3 have started last week? :(
ReplyDeleteI figured the best way to kill it was to take it's power.
ReplyDeleteDallas defense is playing inspired
ReplyDeletePalmer looks rattled
ReplyDeleteI end up using Sunday as my "clean eating" day now. Too much damage done to my body over the past couple of days.
ReplyDeleteCalais Campbell is a damn good player
ReplyDeleteI've been slacking off my diet the last couple of days, so today's the day I get back on the train. New week, new focus.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, neither can Brady.
ReplyDeleteSaw you picked up RGIII. Man you got snakebit with QBs this week.
ReplyDeleteI'm the opposite. I prefer FOX to CBS in every aspect, ESPECIALLY the pre-game show. Maybe it has to do with an NFC/AFC thing. You have a team?
ReplyDeleteI got fucked. Rodgers on buy and Romo hurt.
ReplyDeleteEither him or Derek Carr
Am I missing something?
ReplyDeleteChargers get stopped on 4th down after a long drive, immediately give up TD.
ReplyDeleteMy Sunday is getting off to a fantastic start.
Charles Clay caught a TD! Praise the lord!
ReplyDeleteI forgot you had him. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
ReplyDeleteAnal sex in the shower with John Bradshaw Leyfield, hilariousest joke ever
ReplyDeleteHe has had more than 3 points in a week once heading into today's game
ReplyDeleteEh, mine's not much of a diet... just not eating junk today. We had people over Friday night, so it was polish sausage and pepperjack cheese with beer and Halloween candy. I got pizza and wings for lunch yesterday then went to a Halloween party eating nothing but meatballs and beer. So this is especially needed today.
ReplyDeleteJust turkey and cheese sandwiches.
It's a good thing you gave up Corradelle Patterson, he just blew a wide-open TD because the sun was in his eyes.
ReplyDeletehttp://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/brandon-weeden-patriot-fourth-of-july-570x950.jpg
ReplyDeleteThe new hero of America's Team!
Starting Eli over Foles this week already appears dumb as hell.
ReplyDeleteHe was a huge bust.
ReplyDeleteMost unstable and disappointing fantasy player I can remember.
ReplyDeleteWow, Brandon Weeden was involved in a Dodgers trade for Kevin Brown.
ReplyDeleteThat kid from Stand By Me?
ReplyDeleteHow did Bryant drop that.
ReplyDeleteI dropped Foles a while back because he wasn't getting it done... I picked up Brady... that worked out well for me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's never a good idea... even if Foles was on bye.
ReplyDeleteThat's Wheaton
ReplyDeleteI forgot Weeden was in the Yankees' minor league system. Talk about a bust of a trade...
ReplyDeleteDan Bailey is automatic. 10-0 start, I'll take it.
ReplyDeletePicked up Brady? You in a 4 team league?
ReplyDeleteHe was thinking about doing a snapmare instead... wait wrong Bryant.
ReplyDeleteYou sell jokes like Undertaker
ReplyDeleteFor me, it's a AFC/NFC thing, I probably watch more CBS games than NFC on FOX. I don't know why I prefer AFC, maybe because the conference is usually more offensive oriented.
ReplyDeleteFOX is currently getting the informercial job here. That's OK, I didn't want to see DAL/AZ anyway >_>
ReplyDeleteNo. He had a bad first 3 weeks or so and the guy who had him dropped him... which even *I* knew was dumb. I think him being a real life Giants fan/Patriots hater played a part in it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's good to kinda detox after a run of food like that.
ReplyDeleteBuzzkill Brian Bayless
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Scott Hansen. He said the Chargers/Dolphins scuffle was centered around the US quarantine policy.
ReplyDeleteAnd Nick Foles just threw a pick six
ReplyDeletePalmer is playing awful today.
ReplyDeleteFOLES IS GAH
ReplyDeleteYeah, he does an absolute fantastic job every week.
ReplyDeleteBest in the business. No-one else could do that job.
ReplyDeleteI rolled the dice on the Jags D today, so in the words of Homer, THAT'S GOOD!
ReplyDeleteInsane, he must sleep for 10 hours after that.
ReplyDeleteRGIII looking good so far
ReplyDeleteBTW, Prince killed it last night.
ReplyDeleteYOU STILL GOT IT *clap clap clapclapclap*
Don't know why Patriots/Broncos isn't the Sunday night game.
ReplyDeleteDude never didn't have it.
ReplyDeleteAwesome performance and easily the best thing on the show, which had some awful sketches
ReplyDelete4:25 is a better time for football.
ReplyDeleteI heard it was terrible, I only tuned in for Prince.
ReplyDeleteIt was awful.
ReplyDeleteNeed Michael Floyd to catch a TD on this drive
ReplyDeleteNO you don't.
ReplyDeleteIts not going to happen
ReplyDeletePalmer appears to have settled down.
ReplyDeleteYes, Alfred Morris TD!
ReplyDeleteBOO!
ReplyDeleteHe has. Nice little drive they have going on now
ReplyDeleteI was having this same conversation on here earlier. Apparently both networks are allowed to protect one game a week from being moved. Obviously, CBS didn't want to biggest game of the week to end up a night game on NBC so it stays at 425.
ReplyDeleteBOOOOO
ReplyDeleteBrady/Gronk is good for at least 1 TD today. That combo is killer.
ReplyDeleteOh, LOLJets, will you never learn?
ReplyDeleteMiami scored another TD.
ReplyDeleteSan Diego got the West Coast Team in East Coast Early Game Disease. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteIf Sanu could catch something today, I'd be ever so grateful.
ReplyDeleteDitto
ReplyDeleteI wouldnt
ReplyDeleteChargers are doing the season backwards.
ReplyDeleteUsually they depress their fans in September then turn it on late. This year they got their fans hopes up early only to crush them in mid season.
Kinds got stuck in a bad week bye-wise. Need to rely on Sanu. Not fun.
ReplyDeleteHoyer LOVES under throwing guys.
ReplyDeleteHe's the best at it.
ReplyDeleteAnd Foles is going to the back. Whoever started him just got boned.
ReplyDeleteI'm going against BonzaiDBSM and he has Sanu in his lineup. And Ellington.
ReplyDeleteThat's because his arm is Pennington-levels of weak.
ReplyDeleteAnd seeing as I took 10.5 with the Jets, screw you Alex Smith.
ReplyDeleteI was pissed I benched him after that pass to Maclin.
ReplyDeleteTD Cards, pass to John Carlson. 10-7 Dallas
ReplyDeleteWOO!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large_lightbox/public/photo/image/2013/10/17_Kaitlyn_09232013JR_133.jpg
ReplyDeleteI miss Kaitlyn.
One of the twelve total receptions Cardinal TEs will grab this season.
ReplyDeleteSeconded!
ReplyDeleteMe too. Charismatic, could work, and those sweater puppies.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Zwysi0myI
ReplyDeleteHey, if it helps beat the Cowboys, all is well.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn.
ReplyDeleteCheck her out on Twitter. She's even hotter now.
ReplyDeleteJesus, and Rivers throws a pick on the first throw of the drive .FAAAAAACKIN BOOOSHEEET
ReplyDeleteWhat's her handle? Kaitlyn wasn't her real name, right?
ReplyDeleteThe Chargers are falling apart today.
ReplyDeleteSanuuuuu!
ReplyDeleteWest Coast teams playing the EC early game lose like 80% of the time. They need to start coffee or something.
ReplyDeleteYEEEAAAAH BOI
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/CelesteBonin
ReplyDeleteMark Sanchez in for the Eagles.
ReplyDelete2/2 for 80yds so far
ReplyDeleteHas a clothing line for built girls.
ReplyDeletehttp://celestialbodiez.com/
The West Side Market being shown has to make Abeyance very happy,
ReplyDeleteMaclin already has 20 fantasy points
ReplyDeleteDating a meathead.
ReplyDeleteI love the home page immediately greets you with DAT ASS
ReplyDeleteSanchez throws a TD to Jordan Matthews, 14-7 Eagles
ReplyDeleteSpoke..er.. Typed too soon.
ReplyDeleteHe's gonna make Sanchez look good today.
ReplyDelete... she's married to said meathead, actually.
ReplyDeleteDo any of you New England guys know about Boves. It's a Italian brand local to that area and my sister just mailed me 6 different sauces from them (yesterday, didn't pick it up till today). Its really good, probably my favorite jarred sauce.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff. My favorite jarred sauce too, the tomato basil is my favorite
ReplyDeleteI get it becuase it is gluten free and my fiance has celiac
Bad throw by Palmer
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if I want to run for the border
ReplyDeleteTaco Bell or Canada?
ReplyDeleteI think the Vodka sauce they have is my favorite, but she sent me a jar of six different kinds including the basil. You definitely can't find it out here at all. (I think its from Vermont right?) I'm actually really stoked. Definitely going pasta for dinner tonight.
ReplyDeleteWell, she's a gym rat... you'd have to kind of assume that's what she'd be into.
ReplyDeleteThe one that'll leave you with a funny feeling in your stomach when you've been exposed to too much of it
ReplyDelete...oh. Taco Bell
Holy shit, 17-0 Dolphins! My sports teams are already 1-0 up on DBSM's, I might be on for the clean sweep.
ReplyDeleteIt is from Vermont but they sell it in all the Massachusetts grocery stores that I go too
ReplyDeleteEllington being tested for a concussion. Really???
ReplyDeleteAw, son of a bitch
ReplyDeleteThis is good jarred sauce too but its more expensive than Bove's.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.soap.com/p/raos-specialty-food-marinara-sauce-15-5-oz-1024535?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc_S&utm_content=pla&utm_campaign=GooglePLA&site=CA&sku=VLX-472&ca_sku=VLX-472&ca_gpa=pla&CAWELAID=500001850000200010&kpid=VLX-472
Vick with a TD pass to Decker. 14-7 Chiefs
ReplyDeleteI had no idea where he went to.
ReplyDeletePalmer just had a Romo type play as far as escaping the rush.
ReplyDeleteMike Glennon with possibly the worst pass of the season. Gipson with his league leading sixth int.
ReplyDeleteEllington back on the field with a 19 yd run
ReplyDeleteNaw, he's good.
ReplyDeleteMan, San Diego is getting embarrassed today.
ReplyDeleteThank God. For the Cards and my fantasy team.
ReplyDeleteHate to see anyone get concussed.
ReplyDeleteLate flag....................
ReplyDeleteThe other Brown with the score.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone here know where that dude Andre Ellington went to college? It's driving me nuts
ReplyDeleteClemson
ReplyDeleteThat's right he went to Clemson, I figured he'd be awesome in the NFL
ReplyDeleteSomeone on the Cowboys sideline should slap Scandrick after that fit he threw
ReplyDelete20-0 Miami
ReplyDeleteSeriously, when did Demarco Murray get all this vision behind the line? The guy has been amazing this year at making something when the line gives him nothing.
ReplyDeleteAnd on the FOX pregame they all picked San Diego as the upset of the week.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't he already be "running out of gas"?
ReplyDeleteI think its just because he's finally played a lot of games in a row. He always showed so much potential but couldn't stay on the field. Its crazy to see him getting better like this.
ReplyDeleteHow is that an upset?
ReplyDeleteThey are betting under dogs for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI used to play Magic: The Gathering when I was a teenager and into my early 20's. This season has been my first attempt at fantasy sports... I find that they are challenging and rewarding in very similar ways.
ReplyDeleteWait for it.
ReplyDeleteThe spread was like 2.5 so I don't know why the FOX crew was considering a SD win an upset.
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