Last week I went 2-3 as I fell to 20-19-1 on the year. Here are my picks for today:
Pittsburgh -4 at New York Jets
Kansas City +1.5 at Buffalo
Green Bay -7.5 vs. Chicago
Arizona -6.5 vs. St. Louis
Atlanta -3 at Tampa Bay
Also, don't forget to vote for the Place to be Nation's "Greatest Song of the 90's" Tournament as the Group F songs have been announced. Click on the link below and make sure you vote for that.
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Pittsburgh -4 at New York Jets
Kansas City +1.5 at Buffalo
Green Bay -7.5 vs. Chicago
Arizona -6.5 vs. St. Louis
Atlanta -3 at Tampa Bay
Also, don't forget to vote for the Place to be Nation's "Greatest Song of the 90's" Tournament as the Group F songs have been announced. Click on the link below and make sure you vote for that.
http://placetobenation.com/ptbns-greatest-song-of-the-90s-tournament-pool-round-one-group-f/
Go Chiefs Go, big $$$$
ReplyDeleteI wish the games would start already. I haven't been to sleep yet and I'm fading already.
ReplyDeleteHoping the Jets just tank the rest of the season.
ReplyDeleteThere's room at the bottom for the Jets alongside the Raiders!
ReplyDeleteThat guy in the Burger King chicken nugget commercial is disturbing. Reminds me of Javier Bardem in Skyfall.
ReplyDeleteOne beauty about living on the west coast: roll out of bed at say 8-9am, do some morning activities if you wanted, watch football from 10am-9pm, watch something before going to bed, sleep
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't work for me because I always oversleep and miss the first half of the morning game. But it definitely is nice for the later games.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty surprised that Pittsburgh is only getting 4 points.
ReplyDeletehttp://506sports.com/
ReplyDelete... and there's your TV coverage map.
THAT'S who he reminds me of. That's bothered me for weeks.
ReplyDeleteThat scream is hilarious though. It's my text tone.
Also, that 7.5 for GB is pretty fair and I'm a huge Bears fan. All I'm looking for is that they're competitive coming out of the bye.
ReplyDeleteI like to use different soundbytes for my text tone too. Right now I've got Johnny Drama's VICTORY from Entourage.
ReplyDeletePassed up a free 100 level Bills ticket today, because I need to rake leaves.
ReplyDeleteMy phone went off in front of my new employee. Sweet 23 year old. Nicest girl on the plannet, just incredibly polite and poised...
ReplyDeleteI could tell she's NEVER heard of anything quite like Slaughtered by Pantera...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZI24UQUvuo
Damn, I'm literally one county over from getting MIA/DET instead of TEN/BAL.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying that I went way overboard on Pittsburgh today. But let's just say that if the Jets win today, all the gains I made from week 4 to week 8 are basically off the table.
ReplyDeleteI have Pitt ML tied to like 7 other games. Denver and GB in various teasers.
So you know what this means.
Put your goddamn house on the Jets because I just jinxed Pitt into Ben throwing like 8 picks.
Ugh, Bears in another primetime game. Gonna watch basketball instead.
ReplyDeleteMurray gets like 20 yards on his first carry of the game.
ReplyDeleteOrton to Hogan... TD BILLS!
ReplyDeleteRidiculous. Fucking ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteYep, no point to win at all.
ReplyDelete???
ReplyDeleteBrees pick, SF scored. Same old shit.
ReplyDeleteSaints, I'm guessing.
ReplyDelete49ers score in a Brees.
ReplyDeleteI could write for ESPN!
1 for 4 2 yards. I'm about to have a stroke
ReplyDeleteChrist, no wonder Smith never throws to Bowe... fumbled twice on the same catch.
ReplyDeleteBills D are monsters so far.
ReplyDeleteThe Saints had a week and a half for this stinkbomb
ReplyDeleteJacksonville just scored on us, so at least you don't have to deal with that.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping that the Bears can keep the Pack under 40.
ReplyDeleteWhich is good cause they represent MY CLIENT KEYSHAWN MICHAELS
ReplyDeleteThe 49ers are our second biggest rivals. We are at home. This is unacceptable
ReplyDeleteHaha. Excellent word choice by Burkhart(sp?) calling 49ers red zone offense "deplorable" fantastic.
ReplyDeleteThis might be the worst start I've seen in years. I cannot believe this
ReplyDelete49ers have had some great games recently. That 2011 playoff game might be my favorite game of the past decade.
ReplyDeleteRoddy's hilarious on Always Sunny, oh and football stuffs
ReplyDeleteAnd as for the $15 co-payment? EAT SHIT AND DIE!
ReplyDeleteWe don't talk about that.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching the first appearance, Cricket as the Taliban guy in a wrestling ring wearing Converse All-Stars is slaying me
ReplyDelete#wakeandbake
The Rams play tough. I wouldn't be surprised if they covered.
ReplyDeleteI see the Steelers just WANT to piss me off.
ReplyDeleteI love that he slams the phone down and then is back to being calm.
ReplyDelete"All right fellas, I'm gonna go get greased up and then we'll Rock"
Mac's cowardice during their match is legendary.
"I feel like if I come in there you're just gonna throw sand in my eye so I'm just gonna run away"
They were due after pulling off a couple of Tecmo Bowl games.
ReplyDelete"We can't let this Talibum beat us!" looool
ReplyDeleteDenard Robinson looks like a legit RB1
ReplyDeleteThey have two weeks of easy games. (Jets, Titans) and they can't afford to fuck up here.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell is going on in new york?
ReplyDeleteSteelers are playing to the level of their competition again.
ReplyDeleteCricket plays a pretty great heel. Goes for cheap heat with the terrorist gimmick, plays it up by cheating using sand and even cheap shots a woman with a chair.
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE HELL? NOW A TURNOVER?!?
ReplyDeleteI hate Pittsburgh so I'm loving this.
ReplyDeleteSweet Chin Music on UFC Australia: http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2014/11/7/7176337/gif-ufc-fighter-hits-sweet-chin-music-knockout
ReplyDeleteOne of the best cards this year. Worth signing up for Fight Pass for. I get my $9.99 way better out of this service.
If the Falcons actually lose to the Bucks today then Arthur Blanc is completely justified in nuking the whole team, coaches included, sans the QB.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed at my ability to jinx a team. This Pitt/Jets game is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThis is awful. How is my college football team better than my pro football team
ReplyDelete.............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand down 17 before the end of the first quarter.
ReplyDeleteFuck it, nuke him too.
ReplyDeleteMy fantasy opponent has Big Ben and Brown so this start has me feeling like:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/fwvYA.gif
No 17th anniversary of the Montreal screwjob thread today? What has happened to this blog?
ReplyDeleteWow, maybe I should've gone with Vick over Romo on my Brady bye
ReplyDeleteSame, I was projected to lose this week since I had Brady and Gronk in bye and my opponent had Ben going among others, so I'll take this slow start
ReplyDeleteThey should anyway, that defense is an embarrassment
ReplyDeleteOh, Jets.
ReplyDeleteFinally a TD pass for Romo, gimme those six points
ReplyDeleteHave the Steelers been on offense at ALL?
ReplyDeleteOh God, ANOTHER turnover???
ReplyDeleteYou would think a Buddy Ryan offensive coordinator spot would be a coveted position. (No, it's not just the OC, they don't have much skills position talent to work with) But for a lifer coordinator Norv type?
ReplyDeleteRob Ryan should be taken out back and shot
ReplyDeleteBoldin may not CREATE SEPARATION any more but he still got stick-em on his hands
ReplyDeletePicking up the Saints' defense is turning out to be pretty ill-fated.
ReplyDeleteBen and Antonio Brown with -2 and -1 points (not so)respectively.
ReplyDeleteYou must've missed his PI earlier where he created plenty of separation.
ReplyDeleteAnd Romo is getting scores now, so YES chants all around at the moment for my fantasy squad
ReplyDeleteDelanie Walker is OUT.
ReplyDeleteThis is the most impressive football jinx I've ever been a part of.
ReplyDeleteSteelers lose a semi-questionable fumble recovery.
10 seconds later muff a punt and will give up more points.
Whatever I have done to offend the gods of gambling, I am sorry.
"Semi questionable" nah, should have been steeler ball, clear ref fuck up
ReplyDeleteGoogle hasn't created a doodle for that yet.
ReplyDeleteTo offend the gods of gambling? Simple. You thought you figured football out. They'll teach you smart aleck.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine Google doodling anything captioned with "Ring the fucking bell"
ReplyDeleteShawn and Bret in the sharpshooter can be the L, maybe one 0 Vince's face, the other O Bret's fist
ReplyDeleteOne of the O's is the ring bell
ReplyDeleteGot some double screen action going on with the webley game on the TV and the Dolphins game on the legitimate TV. Miami seemingly reverting to their early season problem of not realising the game has started until it's nearly halftime.
ReplyDeleteAntonio Brown is killing me.
ReplyDeleteAnd mercifully THAT'S over with.
ReplyDeleteThis just in:
ReplyDeleteAnquan Bolden is good.
Also, Vernon Davis seems to be MIA.
I did that too. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Steeler fans, I have a feeling some 'undisciplined play' by the Jets will be 'fairly' penalized by NFL officials to 'magically' get the Steelers back in this game.
ReplyDeleteSteelers are on the board and get the ball to start the 2nd half. Come on Vick + Rex Ryan, bring some fail for daddy in the 2nd half.
ReplyDeleteGI Bro!
ReplyDeleteWait...wut?
ReplyDeleteWTF is going on in that game?
ReplyDeleteHollywood Film Awards sounds made up.
ReplyDeleteMike Tomlin is the only person affiliated with the Steelers who isn't a terrible person.
ReplyDeleteMIA.
ReplyDeleteIs another layer of awards really needed?
ReplyDeleteah. Duh. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteUm. The Rooneys are terrible people?
ReplyDeleteKaepernick and Crabtree have zero chemistry. No Richard Sherman promo references please.
ReplyDeleteDesperately.
ReplyDeleteFake Andy Reid!!!
ReplyDeleteTony Romo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brandon Weeden
ReplyDeleteYup. Racetrack money is racetrack money, as is turning a blind eye to domestic abuser James Harrison.
ReplyDeleteKick all their Rooney-Poo Candy Asses!
ReplyDeleteThat right there is the thing I hate most about Kaepernick.
ReplyDeleteFumble-liah! Fumble-rooski!
ReplyDeleteJust go down sometimes, Kap.
His lame tattoos?
ReplyDeleteYou might be missing a couple hundred of those symbols.
ReplyDeleteWhen describing lame tattoos always refer to them as "Mickey Mouse Tattoos"
ReplyDeleteAnother Brees interception...
ReplyDeleteapparently, ball security is optional for the Saints and 49ers.
ReplyDeleteBrees just stumbled into a three way and lost his ball.
ReplyDeleteHe has tattoos of Micky Mouse? That is rather lame.
ReplyDeleteThat Brees pass had....NO CHANCE! NO CHANCE IN HELL
ReplyDeleteThe one year I get Brees as a fantasy quarterback is the year he decides to start chucking the ball into triple coverage six times per game.
ReplyDeleteTHATS THE RESULT YOU GONNA GET
ReplyDeleteI need to learn how to drink
ReplyDeleteOtis Livingston? That sounds like a Motown singer's name.
ReplyDeleteBea Arthur's corpse >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brandon Weeden
ReplyDeleteHere it comes, the vaunted 12th man in the striped shirt.
ReplyDeleteBOOM! TRY AGAIN, REFS! J-E-T-S!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't fuck Brandon Weeden's vagina with Bea Arthur's penis
ReplyDeleteBEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ReplyDeleteWorst pick of the week would be locked up if not for Andy Dalton.
He'd fumble it.
ReplyDeleteBig Ben has turned back into a pumpkin.
ReplyDeleteVintage Bills!
ReplyDeleteThey need to remember who they are. That draft pick the Browns hold needs to get a new lineman.
ReplyDeleteWhere has this Kaep been the first 4 weeks?
ReplyDeleteKaepernick with an awful throw
ReplyDeleteHe's played pretty decently I must say otherwise.
ReplyDeleteSony: We're a Goddamned Monopoly!
ReplyDelete#Smith'd
ReplyDeleteAside from one play, we've kept megatron pretty nicely in check. Unfortunately that one play might end up being the winning score.
ReplyDeletePlease don't put an NFL team in London
ReplyDeleteBest game in a while for him.
ReplyDeleteGrimes had position too on that play.
ReplyDeleteSigned, London
ReplyDeleteKap was begging to be stripped there.
ReplyDeleteThis Overseas shit is so damn stupid
ReplyDeleteWhoever does, good luck getting free agents to play
ReplyDeleteNice drop by Boldin there. That could have been a TD, he was in stride.
ReplyDeleteOther sports can't get free agents to play in Canada, for god's sake.
ReplyDeleteSometimes there's just nothing you can do against a guy like that. He redeemed himself with the one handed jump pick.
ReplyDeleteTalk about having insane Jet Lag
ReplyDeleteBig Ben with zero fantasy points, Romo with 30 on my Brady bye
ReplyDeleteDaddy like
I feel like this wouldn't be as big an issue in the NFL. The teams have so much power and careers are so short. They'd never attract marquee free agents but getting guys to fill out a roster and play competitively wouldn't be a problem.
ReplyDeleteWith the boner for opening new markets, why hasn't a league gone after Hawaii? Talk about an easy sell for free agents.
ReplyDeleteGood luck trying to get 80,000 people to come out to watch the London Jaguars close out another 4-12 season.
ReplyDeleteDion Jordan repaying that trade up to pick him there.
ReplyDeleteWhy does the NFL permission logo look like the online home page for Black Ops 2?
ReplyDeleteSmaller TV market. I mean really that's all it comes down to. You can ignore time differences, currency differences and cultural differences when it comes to London or Mexico City because they have such big upsides.
ReplyDeleteBut Hawaii has most of the problems and none of the upside.
Why isn't there an NFL team in Iowa?
ReplyDeleteBecause Iowa is terrible.
ReplyDeleteNobody goes to Iowa except to steal farm equipment, buy meth or run for President.
ReplyDeleteIf you want one maybe you should build a stadium in a cornfield. It worked for baseball.
ReplyDeleteWhy not change the Redskins name to the Washington Drones?
ReplyDeleteI completely disagree, it would become a worse personnel wasteland than Oakland or Jacksonville, unless they have the best drafts ever
ReplyDeleteDrones are economical and effective, and Dan Snyder won't have that horseshit.
ReplyDeleteI wish I didn't start Big Ben or Brown this week.
ReplyDeletelol Pittsburgh
ReplyDeleteJimmy Gray Ham touchdown.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWait the Steelers just missed a 23 yard FG now?
ReplyDeleteJesus I must remember to only use my powers for good and not evil
Saints coming back
ReplyDeleteIf you guys don't want an NFL team in London (and I don't either because it's stupid), you need to step up the pace in getting Goodell drummed out of office.
ReplyDeleteThat was a pathetic display of tackling by those two 49ers right there.
ReplyDeleteBuild it and he will come.
ReplyDeleteOwner's puppet. At this point if we want no team in London, we should just petition Vince to bring back the XFL
ReplyDeleteA London team would probably be about as successful & profitable as the WWE network.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's not like the UK/all of Europe have some other sport on the weekends that is way more popular than every other sport combined, so there's no real competition for the NFL.
ReplyDeleteThere is a decent fanbase here, but it's the same thing as the fanbase for the Premier League in the US. Roughly 75% of the UK's NFL fans are at wembley, and they've already got their own favourite teams. They're not going to suddenly switch allegiances because a terrible team gets put in their backyard, in the same way than American fans of Arsenal & Man Utd wouldn't switch their allegiance if Stoke City relocated to New York.
ReplyDeleteSaints going for it on 4th and inches well I. Their on territory
ReplyDeleteGuys hated going to Vancouver when the NBA had a team there so you know football free agent and draft picks would duck London too.
ReplyDeleteA.J.
ReplyDelete@WWEAJLee
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Not enough people would go support a pro team in a place like that, and theres no big population center to put one in.
ReplyDeleteBen's decision making vs. Detroit's FG kicking. I honestly don't know what's worse.
ReplyDeleteWe want Portsmouth #StrongIsland.
ReplyDeleteIf you'd bid about a year ago you'd probably have got them for pocket change.
ReplyDeleteThis MIA-DET game has been excellent.
ReplyDeleteBut the Iowa Cactus
ReplyDeleteShe'll make more selling ring-worn shorts to perverts than the merch WWE sells.
ReplyDeleteIf the team were called the Iowa Cactus I'd have a shirt the second they were made.
ReplyDeleteIt's tater good
ReplyDeleteIt seems like the Jaguars play in London more than they play in Jacksonville.
ReplyDeleteNFL wants to have games over there but don't want to send any meaningful games.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's all for this game.
ReplyDeleteI like how Brooklyn Nine Nine is heavily hyping Eva Longoria like it's 2005 and people give a shit
ReplyDeleteAnother 4th down conversion by the Saints, and it's 1st and Goal from the Niners 10, 3 minutes to go.
ReplyDeleteLions. They're going historically bad this year with the kicking game
ReplyDeleteI'll buy ring worn undies. For science.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how she'll fit in. But then again, I never expected Kyra Sedwick to work as amazingly as she has so I'll keep an open mind.
ReplyDeleteNo one wanted to be in Big Country Reeves's shadow, literally
ReplyDeleteMark Igram's father James was not happy with that last run.
ReplyDeleteBills just blew four shots at the end zone to win the game... they will likely get the ball back though, with no time outs.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think with all the potheads in the NBA they'd love Vancouver.
ReplyDeleteDoes he have the heart to tell him?
ReplyDeleteParty Hard is still a great song.
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeleteCandy-Graham
Classy, lady grabbing Jimmy Graham's ass.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't heard it in years but I mark when the ad comes on. Forgot how much that song rules
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