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Question about Montreal

I hear Saint Catherine Street has all the good clubs, but are they really worth putting up with all the Quebecer assholes? (Not saying everyone in Quebec is an asshole I'm just saying i assume all the assholes congregate in the clubs). Plus i can only imagine i'll pay an arm and a leg for drinks. Is it worth crossing the border and making a 2 hour drive on your expert Canadian opinion?

​John Cena is not turning heel!  Goddammit!​

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  1. There's usually a two drink minimum at those places, so my friend Rob doesn't go. He prefers one-shot deals.

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  2. I heard you can get a stripper to do pretty much anything up North. True?

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  3. For the 1000th time YES Hunter was in on it and YES Bret screwed Bret.

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  4. You know how you tip with dollar bills in the states.

    In Canada, anyone can wander on stage with a 5 in their mouth and a stripper gives them a mini dry hump.

    So yeah, probably

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  5. Went to Montreal ten years ago and yes you can

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  6. "Get over it!"
    -Shawn to Montreal in 2005

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  7. And what's the deeeeeeeal with the Maple Leafs? Shouldn't it be Maple Leaves?!

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  8. WHO'S YOUR DADDY, MONTREAL?!

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  9. Who are those fucking losers?

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  10. Classic show. The Papercut bully is still my favorite episode

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  11. They suck. That's their deal.

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  12. You put up with more assholes on here than you will there. Also, why are you asking a dude in Edmonton about a city that he's never visited, and probably never will?

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  13. If Cena won't turn the shippers will. Tricks, I mean. Strippers can never be heel!



    K

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  14. Does the rest of the world do this time nonsense or just the u.s?

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  15. I never understood the point of it.

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  16. Canadian strippers must be annoying.

    "For teyan dah-lers Ah'll rub maiy crahtch on your leyag, hookay theyan?"

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  17. We in the UK went back an hour last week. It meant for one sweet week all our favourite US events like Hell In The Cell started at midnight rather than 1am.

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  18. Classic 80s. James Bond fighting along side the Mujahideen in the Living Daylights is another good one.

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  19. I'm pretty sure it was the gimmick that was homophobic.

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  20. That's like saying "that sounded more like someone from Ukraine than someone from Moscow". It's all the same and there's more to the world than just America.

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  21. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 4:29 AM

    Not nearly as bad as the Sabres.

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  22. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 4:30 AM

    Eat a basket of dicks.

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  23. There is a clear difference between Minnesotan & Canadian dialects.

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  24. That doesn't sound like a Canadian accent at all.

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  25. I think he prefers it when lads eat his dick, but that's not so easy to condense.

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  26. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 4:46 AM

    Motherfucker needs to take a long walk off a short pier.

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  27. Sure is: one sounds dumb, and the other sounds stupid.

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  28. You have to read it in a Canadian accent. Satan can't do all the work.

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  29. HA! that actually worked though!

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  30. Take it away Quagmire.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5h85L0r9kc

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  31. It's almost considered a right of passage here when you turn 18, to get shitfaced in Montreal strip clubs.

    Or if you're cheap, you go to Sherbrooke.

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  32. This reaction comes off as emotionally unstable. If that's what you were going for more power to you.

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  33. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 6:14 AM

    Word, niggah!

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  34. John Edwards is a clown. He made an unprovoked attack on the people who post here then took time out to complain about a random email that Scott no-sold. Telling him to eat a bag of dicks is just.

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  35. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 6:16 AM

    Basket of dicks. I'd like to think we have enough class to not keep dicks in a bag.

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  36. Thanks for proving my point! Love you toots!

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  37. Point proven and then some! Thanks man I knew you, the pedophile patrol and the Englishman would help me out! I'll always have you back

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  38. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 6:21 AM

    You seem like the type of person that constantly has flaming bags of dog shit left at their front door.

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  39. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 6:21 AM

    You can drink at 18 in Quebec?

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  40. You can drink at 18 almost anywhere in Canada.

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  41. Don't you have a NAMBLA fan site to run, Molester of Boys?

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  42. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 6:34 AM

    I thought it was 19.

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  43. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 6:44 AM

    And now we've all been placed on an FBI watch list. Thanks Edwards, ya fuckin douche.

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  44. You mean we hadn't been on one since he first posted in here? Probably with some worthless insult aimed at others?


    Never actually addresses a topic, just insults random people debating a topic (whether calm or heated), and loves running through all the stereotypes. Danimal, THIS is a troll, not Vince Jordan. At least he tries to explain his reasoning, even if said explanation has less stability than a house of cards in a sandbox.

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  45. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 6:53 AM

    Oh, Vince is a troll too. But Edwards and Dougie are the ones that need to be fucking banned.

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  46. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerNovember 2, 2014 at 7:03 AM

    It's 19 for everywhere in Canada EXCEPT Quebec, where it's 18.

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  47. You rang?

    No, I'm not Matt Perri, although he does have one gorgeous first name.

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  48. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerNovember 2, 2014 at 7:09 AM

    Manitoba is NOT MUST SEE. Nobody cares.

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  49. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:11 AM

    I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!

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  50. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerNovember 2, 2014 at 7:11 AM

    I haven't been out in Montreal since I turned 21 (so it's been about 14 years), but I always had a damn good time when I went out there, whether it was just chilling at a club, going to an all-night rave or that time my friends and I hung out with some midgets at a strip club (my friend totally hooked up with a midget after giving her a piggy-back ride from the strip club to the hotel - she was using crutches).

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  51. When I was a teen, kids used to drive to Winnipeg to drink at 18. They changed it?

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  52. Also, you're from Winnipeg?

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  53. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:14 AM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o77NwC2TLR8

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  54. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:16 AM

    And like Jericho, I'm from NY.

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  55. Anyways, Cowboys lose today, right?

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  56. As a Montrealer, I can tell you that people come to party here for a few reasons:


    1) The drinking age is 18 but at strip clubs the bouncers are less than eagle-eyed (I was drinking here at 17 and I have friends who were getting in at 16)


    2) Most of the strip clubs are contact-clubs, meaning private dances with strippers means you can touch them. And depending on the club (and how much money you have), this can mean simple groping to full-on sex in the private rooms (or VIP rooms, champagne rooms or some other fancy name they give the extra-pricey private rooms)


    3) There is a huge section of drinking establishments (from dance clubs to pubs to dive bars to strip clubs) that are all centrally located in close proximity to one another and are also close to the hotels, so everything can be accessed on foot.


    4) There are four major universities here, so there's a lot of beautiful young people about.


    5) Weed is cheap and very easily accessible.


    I originally lived in the states and I can say the % of assholes you'll find in Montreal is considerably lower than other major cities on the East coast, like New York, Philadelphia or Boston. You won't find too many douchey frat guys, for example (unless they're visiting from the states). If you hit St. Catherine or Crescent, you'll find drunk but laid back people looking for the same things you are; a good time.

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  57. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:21 AM

    Normally I'd agree, because fuck the Cowboys, but I always want NFC West teams that aren't the 49ers to lose.

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  58. It's completely possible that Buffalo Wild Wing's commercials are much more enjoyable than their wings.

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  59. While we're on the topic, screw the Pats. Go Manning tonight.

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  60. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:25 AM

    The fact that people can fuck up chicken wings amazes me.

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  61. .... But they screwed Bret...

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  62. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:25 AM

    Boston sports as a whole can fuck off.

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  63. Forget the clubs. It's worth the drive just to go to Schwartz's for a smoked meat sandwich. I'm not even kidding.

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  64. Jim Rome had a long story about that around 2001, making a huge 5 minute long setup about how much his friend overhyped it.... Then the conclusion... IT LIVED UP TO THE HYPE, BEST SANDWICH EVER!

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  65. Looks like since it's a late afternoon game, they might BARELY miss the storm. Damn it, I wanted to see Peyton throw in pouring rain and high winds.

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  66. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:31 AM

    There's some joke to be made about "smoked meat sandwich", but I got nothing.

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  67. It's not fair to call all Quebecers assholes. Jacques was a douche but Pierre seemed like a jam up guy!

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  68. Huh. I didn't know that.

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  69. Heheheh... I don't know why, but I liked this.

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  70. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:39 AM

    I get San Diego and Miami and Cowboys/Cardinals as my early games. And the F1 race doesn't start until 3. Fuck...

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  71. Pierre is indeed an amazing french canadian.

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  72. And just so that I understand this correctly, you're Australian, right?

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  73. Depends on the club, but yeah, it's not that hard.

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  74. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:42 AM

    Rondom: Why is Criminal Minds and SVU shown uncut on network TV, but censored on cable? Makes no sense at all.

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  75. Then she's not a very hot stripper. *rimshot*

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  76. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:42 AM

    Can't you do that in the U.S.?

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  77. For the record, according to Google, Quebec, Alberta, and Manitoba have a legal drinking age of 18. Also, that's the order of most to least interesting provinces an 18 year old can be served liquor.

    Of course, Ontario beats them all out.

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  78. Seriously, all three of those games sound interesting to me. I might just skip the night and Monday games.

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  79. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 7:46 AM

    I forget who's playing tomorrow, but PIT/BAL is always fun.

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  80. Mmmmm... KC fans tailgating with some BBQ. Jealousy.

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  81. To be discussed: Craft Beer: Awesome, Drink it if it's there, or douchey hipster-only?

    For the record, I'm a fan but I've heard some people say it's a waste of time.

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  82. That 21 year old USA law is the dumbest thing ever. Do they REALLY expect people to not drink until their Junior year of college? Really?? What a joke of a "law".

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  83. WTF is that? Now I am picturing maraconi and cheese in a beer mug.

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  84. Craft beer? It's like, small batch, small brewery beers. Sometimes flavoured with something. For instance, a local brewery here did a batch with jalapeño flavour.

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  85. Depends on what you like.


    If you truly think that Labbatt Blue is the best tasting beer that there is, then that is what you should drink.

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  86. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 8:12 AM

    Dink it if it's there, but if I'm paying I'd rather have a Molson or PBR.

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  87. Or third year in the army.

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  88. Canada does too, excepting Saskatchewan I think.

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  89. .....what? What a silly question. There's nothing inherently "douchy" or "hipster" about craft beer- or, y'know, any other thing in existence- which is wildly too broad of a topic to make a blanket statement about, anyway. That would be like if I said, "Hey guys, waddya think about fruit? Only for dickheads?"

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  90. Does it have to do with the time they air? I don't really watch any of those shows but don't most of them usually air first run on networks at 10:00 EST? If they're aired edited on morning/afternoon reruns, that would be my guess. Comedy Central, FX, even HBO for that matter won't air their edgier material early in the day.

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  91. I always heard it was for farmers.

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  92. They fly under the radar. They won 10 games last year and no-one wants to talk about them.

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  93. Correct - just to maximize sunlight in the working day.

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  94. No, don't worry your job is safe.

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  95. It's nice, but like most things, some people are really smug and douchey about putting down people who don't like it, and that's a bit of a turn off.

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  96. Scott's going super meta on us here.

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  97. Adam "Colorado" CurryNovember 2, 2014 at 9:11 AM

    No, Even at 2:00 Am they're cut up.

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  98. Yeah, my roots in AB betrayed me there - didn't realize that only went for Alberta, Manitoba and Quebec.

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  99. This question comes up because I, personally, like trying different types of beers. But, I've been in real conversations where people feel that the whole craft beer industry is a thing that only hipsters should enjoy. Also, you'll notice I gave a couple different options to pick from to guide the conversation. And, I was trying to make conversation on a slow morning.

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  100. Gunther the Nasty LoserNovember 2, 2014 at 11:11 AM

    "There's nothing inherently "douchy" or "hipster" about... any other thing in existence"


    What about douchey hipsters or hipster douches?

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  101. Gunther the Nasty LoserNovember 2, 2014 at 11:11 AM

    I read this as KFC fans

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  102. Gunther the Nasty LoserNovember 2, 2014 at 11:15 AM

    One of my friends went to Montreal recently and when a woman was talking to him in Quebecois, he said, "I'm sorry, I don't speak French," and she had a shit fit apparently about being born and raised in Montreal, not at all being French, and a bunch of other douchey stuff that gives them their reputation

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  103. What's the matter, McFly? #CHICKEN????????????????????????

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  104. NO that was Weighson Chewart that said that :P

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  105. I blame Charlie Strong #keepAustinWeird

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  106. Dat's wat I expect a Phenchie to say!-Grapes

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  107. but they can be IN heels!

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  108. that's because LA ain't awesome-Rangers fan

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  109. Gunther the Nasty LoserNovember 3, 2014 at 12:28 AM

    I don't remember that at all

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  110. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©November 3, 2014 at 8:25 AM

    No need to, it was like 4 months ago.

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  111. Then you must be a really happy fan after the 49er's lost to the Rams yesterday...

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