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Saturday Afternoon Thread

Some of you may be looking for a place to talk about college football or whatever else is going on.

So here you go.

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  1. Canes up 16-6. Our defense is looking great. I still hate our coaching staff overall though.

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  2. Billy Madison is on ABC Family. I'm busy.

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  3. Good news, gang - I thought I was a stigmatic for awhile until I looked it up. “Stigmata” means “having bodily marks or pains resembling the wounds of the crucified Christ”. When you've got a lot of red bumps on your ass that’s just called a “rash”.

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  4. Just Dance 2015 looks like fun. Anyone tried it out? Worth taking it out from the library for a week?

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  5. Or if you're Taylor swift, you call it "Tuesday' ...

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  6. I'm baked like a pan of muffins right now so i think I'll work on.some music right now and then watch Aliens.

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  7. Watching Survivor Series 2004. Such a weird time for the company.

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  8. I don't even remember that show. That says something

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  9. Anyone think it's possible that WWE tries to load up WM31 with celebrities, to cover for a possibly lackluster card? They've done it at WM7, 11, 14 for example.

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  10. Biggest face pop of the night was John Cena if that tells you anything.

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  11. I'd watch an all wrestling version of "Battle Of The Network Stars"

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  12. Sounds like 2004.

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  13. As long as the Bellas are around, they don't need celebs.

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  14. Knowing them they will put on a great WM and take the rest of the year off.

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  15. http://tonymyers.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/art-bell.jpg

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  16. Watching Quigley Down Under. Perfect film for a Saturday Afternoon

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  17. "There's no stigmata connected with going to a shrink."

    Been watching way too much Sopranos lately.

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  18. Go Dawgs. And go Auburn so we can beat that ass ourselves when they come into town in a couple weeks.

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  19. So is my phone being crazy or was everything involved in AndyPG's childish meltdown deleted?

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  20. Royal Rumble sold out really quickly today. I was lucky to nab a couple tickets before they went. Anyone else going?

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  21. Virgil's Gimmick TableNovember 1, 2014 at 12:21 PM

    Get Mulder on the case.

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  22. I didn't see any meltdown! Where/when was this?

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  23. I'm going. Got tix during the presale. My third Rumble

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  24. Whoa, more info please.

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  25. We got about 18-20 of us going from the PTBN crew... will be arriving Saturday early afternoon.

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  26. I thought it was in here. He was defending the WWE saying Wyatt -AMBROSE feud would be good. Then started freaking out about how people say he's a bad person for trying to find the silver lining in the shows. It was extremely sad and truthfully he should have the Raw recap gig taken away. The guy can't cut the mustard. Give it to Matt Peri who had a decent wrote up this Monday and can no sell the haters as good as anyone. Hell, I'll submit my own write to the forums for no one to read. It's not really that hard and it's nothing to get so butt hurt about.

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  27. See below.

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  28. My mistake. It was in the Hell in a Cell thread. I'm a lil Saturday tipsy. Sorry for the confusion everyone. Carry on.

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  29. Smoking reefer?

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  30. Didn't realize rumble already went on sale. I was going to make the trip to. Philly, me so sad!

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  31. No worries! I'm gonna go read it!

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  32. Tickets had been on sale for more than a month. It's not being done by Ticketmaster, which threw me

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  33. I guess I can always overpay on stubhub.

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  34. what does it cost to got to a ppv?

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  35. I just checked stubhub....man

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  36. Isn't that every Monday?

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  37. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 12:47 PM

    Tom Selleck is rated M for Manly

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  38. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 12:48 PM

    I don't think it gets much weirder than RAW being a superior show than SD both angle-wise and wrestling-wise.

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  39. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    Just Dance is pretty fun, it was pretty popular my last few years in college.

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  40. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    STOP LOOKING AT ME, SWAN

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  41. M for Moustache, surely!

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  42. Blue Bloods is the best show

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  43. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 12:50 PM

    Late November event with a better chance of being good: Survivor Series or Dumb and Dumber To?

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  44. Does the pope shit in the woods? Is a bear Catholic?


    lol

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  45. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonNovember 1, 2014 at 12:50 PM

    Afternoon Gents.

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  46. I think I'll like Dumb and Dumber no matter what. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are just too awesome to make it so it can't suck

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  47. The guy should have his column taken away if he can't cut the mustard. Give it to Matt Perri.

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  48. John Cena in 2003-2004 getting huge pops, that rapper gimmick surprisingly worked.

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  49. Not so surprising at the time.

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  50. I can't believe I missed his rants. He just wouldn't let it go.

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  51. Survivor Series. Dumb and Dumber 2 looks awful.

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  52. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 12:55 PM

    I loved Matt Perry in Friends, could he BE any funnier?

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  53. St Vincent is the only movie I'm looking forward to seeing

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  54. After 20 years of hemming and hawing, I recently watched the first of those pictures.


    It had its moments.

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  55. St. Vincent looks just horrific. Hey, Bill Murray showed up at another event, let's have it go viral!

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  56. It was awful. The guy is just that sort of guy you want to make fun of because you know he will start crying and make a huge fool of himself.

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  57. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 12:57 PM

    I still don't know how. I mean, I know why I liked it, because I was 14 and he was saying deez nuts and telling Hiroko he'd cum on her face, but it's painfully bad every time I go back to his old footage. ICE ICE BABY

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  58. CruelConnectionNumber2November 1, 2014 at 12:57 PM

    Who the hell is #23 ECU? East Crackhead University? Cause Temple is SMOKING them! AYYYYYYYYY

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  59. You summed up why everyone liked it. That's how hindsight works.

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  60. This is awesome though now I am terrified of Memphis playing Temple Friday

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  61. Hiroko is one of WWE's most underrated women ever.

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  62. Some of his raps were awesome. I mean, it eventually descended into: You're gay, you're gay, you like to have sex with men because you're gay, but when he was on, he was on

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  63. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 12:58 PM

    Nightcrawler looks like my shit, but it'll probably be a week or so before I see it. Might do a double bill of that and Interstellar.

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  64. CruelConnectionNumber2November 1, 2014 at 12:59 PM

    Rumble went on sale like 2 weeks ago brah! Password leaked immediately after the SD taping (15th Anniversary show) in Philly. So I'd imagine like 01,000+ seats were already nabbed.

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  65. William Regal and his wife both loved it, so I officially have to see it. Tomorrow I'm seeing Fury

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  66. Without the facepaint, a very pretty lady

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  67. The domestic violence freakout was amazing

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  68. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 12:59 PM

    I loved Hiroko. Kenzo & Hiroko was a case of shitty wrestler (Kenzo) but awesome gimmick, and for as terrible as he and Dupree were, their mixed theme was great.

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  69. CruelConnectionNumber2November 1, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Philly Rumble winners have gone on to greatness!

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  70. Christ, there were multiple meltdowns in that thread. And if Matt hadn't been writing this week's RAW recap, I was going to just skip it.

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  71. CruelConnectionNumber2November 1, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Can you please tell me about this meltdown, I was out Halloweening

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  72. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    East Carolina. I don't how that school gets enough good players to crack the top 25 all year, but maybe they do sell crack.

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  73. What's up everybody

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  74. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:01 PM

    Shit, another one I have to see. Thankfully November is the month where all my bills will be caught up and I'll no longer be broke.

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  75. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:01 PM

    KENSO is still awful in japan, probably the worst wrestler of japanese companies.

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  76. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:02 PM

    The GM is here!

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  77. CruelConnectionNumber2November 1, 2014 at 1:02 PM

    East Canine University...cause they're DOGGING IT today AYOOOOOOOOHEYYYY

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  78. Fury-Nitecrawler-DD, then binge a bunch of indies before getting around to Hunger Games, Interstellar and Big Hero Six

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  79. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:02 PM

    Did someone say WHAT'S UP!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv-y16VLmlw

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  80. Yeah she suffered from being with Kenzo, who was one of the worst ever. That Minoru Suzuki trading card video that got subbed into english had a Kenzo card, and Suzuki just BURIED him, saying he hated having to even waste his time trying to work with him.

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  81. the only bad Bill Murrary movie was Razor's Edge - he has a higher batting average than any other movie star. He even got a handjob as FDR. Let's see you pretend to be Roosevelt and get a handjob! It's not happening.*


    *Franklin, not Teddy. Teddy got all sorts of puss.

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  82. CruelConnectionNumber2November 1, 2014 at 1:03 PM

    Up is a 2009 American 3D computer-animated comedy-adventure film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. Directed by Pete Docter, the film centers on an elderly widower named Carl Fredricksen (voiced by Edward Asner) and an earnest young Wilderness Explorer named Russell (Jordan Nagai). By tying thousands of balloons to his home, 78-year-old Carl sets out to fulfill his dream to see the wilds ofSouth America and to complete a promise made to his late lifelong love.

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  83. Great summary!

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  84. I'll never forget the one he did that had to be edited on Smackdown, the one where he mentioned John Ritter

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  85. A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan?
    Passion Play?
    Garfield?
    Garfield: A Tale Of Two Kitties?
    Larger Than Life?
    Charlie's Angels
    The Limits Of Control?
    City of Ember?
    Osmosis Jones?
    Cradle Will Rock?
    The Lost City?

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  86. Franklin got a boatload of puss. Teddy would rather be running around wrestling fellas than wooing the ladies. Franklin loved to fuck bitches.

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  87. Thanks


    I am checking out the HIAC thread and RAW threads. Missed a few meltdowns I guess.


    Watching HIAC now and the Bella's match was surprisingly good.

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  88. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDzV5MNlaCs

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  89. Hyde Park on Hudson was whatever, but it was clearly Oscar bait.

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  90. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:05 PM

    ^I agree with most of those, and I'm not a fan of The Man Who Knew Too Little.


    But he's got enough classics past and present on his resume to let a lot of it slide, because....you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs ! *smashes mask*

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  91. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:05 PM

    You missed my thursday story. Jobber knows.

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  92. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:05 PM

    That sounds like a plan to me.

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  93. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TKK6d3-h2U

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  94. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:06 PM

    AJPW somehow keeps him in the midcard.

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  95. Love The Man Who Knew Too Little. Really funny stuff.

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  96. What happened?

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  97. I can't remember any of them bar the one that went "something something something like the XFL" and everyone went "ooooooh!"

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  98. They can't afford anyone better.

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  99. Sites like gawker and buzzfeed trip over themselves to remind you that Bill Cosby has been accused of rape and Woody Allen may have molested his daughter, but refuse to say anything about Murray being accused of beating and threatening his wife and also being a horrible prick to work with

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  100. Why waste your time defending it? If people don't like what they're watching then they don't like it.

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  101. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:06 PM

    Well, he got robbed for Lost in Translation, so I don't blame him for going into baiting territory.

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  102. Mystic River was awesome though, so I don't mind Penn winning. I find it funny that somehow Mr. Hard To Reach ends up taking a fair amount of roles, a lot of them bad ones

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  103. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:07 PM

    That too, but it was in another day.

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  104. I disagree.


    Murray didnt do anything different than he had been doing in that film

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  105. There's that, and then there was you and Jobber going Portugese on us. I didn't feel like translating it though, not even the lazy Google way.

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  106. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWHMH2kxXs



    Must watch

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  107. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:09 PM

    Me and my buddies got out with the medieval teacher, the guy is awful teacher but great to hang with, he paid all of our drinks and stuff. The guy has some great stories about crazy shit in France, it was hilarious.

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  108. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:09 PM

    It was with that girl.

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  109. Sounds like a good time.

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  110. How has it been going with her?

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  111. the only thing I remember of that movie was Scarlet Johansson's butt on the opening credits.


    Still, it's one of my favorite movies ever

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  112. Bill Cosby has been accused of sexual assault like 47 times.

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  113. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    I probably took a 0 on his test (like the rest of the class), but he's fun outside the classroom.He gave me this pill that makes you sober in half hour.

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  114. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:10 PM

    I remember most of a taped one he did about Brock Lesnar. I'm gonna try to do it off the top of my head:

    The reason I'm sitting here waiting for the doc
    Is becaue of the F-5 that I took from you Brock!
    I dont think you understand what I'm saying
    You're gonna hit your knees faster than a priest when he's praying

    You're the poster child for the birth control pill!
    You go down quicker than a ho for a five dollar bill!
    I'm the REAL Superman, you ain't nothing but Clark Kent!
    I do you four quarters you half time like 50 Cent

    I'll hang your ass like a Christmas tree ornament
    I'll whack you more times than a masturbation tournament!
    So now you get what I'm saying? Cause before i thought you missed it
    I"m a Viagra triple shot, you just a Limp Bizkit.

    WORD LIFE!!

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  115. Welcome home.

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  116. Thank you.


    Aruba was wonderful now I am back in 40 degree weather.

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  117. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:11 PM

    Good, I just go with the flow, you now what I mean, she doesn't want nothing serious, so I just stay with her and that's it.

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  118. Fuck. NOW I'm hyped for the Royal Rumble.

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  119. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:11 PM

    It's french medication.

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  120. She thinks it's a little weird he has to watch puro to get hard, but they are working through it.

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  121. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:12 PM

    In a row?

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  122. Just watch out about taking pills from older guys who have been buying you drinks all night. That's all.

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  123. Poor Camille :-(

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  124. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:14 PM

    That's a movie starts at a 10 because of the ass shot of 18-year-old Scarlett and never drops from there. IMO, flawless movie.

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  125. They outworked Paige and AJ

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  126. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:16 PM

    Did you know there was a lawsuit around the BRRRRRR ABADOOOOO in Cena's theme?


    http://www.soulbounce.com/soul/2008/10/mop_ups_the_ante_on_john_cena_over_nonsensical_word/

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  127. Okay, watching the HIAC main event now. Going to see how this hologram stuff looked. Sounds like something that would make you embarrassed to be a wrestling fan but I will reserve judgement until I view it.

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  128. which wouldn't have been so bad if he didn't keep doing the "mushmouth" voice while he was fucking them. No woman wants to hear mushmouth while they're being violated. That makes it twice as bad

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  129. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d6-qbURA3Y

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  130. I'm glad you posted that because otherwise I might not have seen that Bert & Ernie video.

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  131. Great stuff. Love Kevin Spacey. Just finished both seasons of House of Cards.

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  132. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:22 PM

    Same, first time I'd seen it and it was gold

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  133. davidbonzaisaldanamontgomeryNovember 1, 2014 at 1:22 PM

    Kevin Spacey is rolling right now. He has that James Woods thing going where he looks like he's enjoying the shit out of everything he's doing.

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  134. Stranger in the AlpsNovember 1, 2014 at 1:23 PM

    Yo, wassup Bayless? I've been giving the BoD some updates on your vacation. Hope you don't mind.


    I'm glad you made it out alive. The updates I was giving painted a bad picture.

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  135. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:25 PM

    It was a great match until that ending.

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  136. Dont mind at all. Thank you for covering. You did a mighty fine job.

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  137. It's literally the only reason any of them came forward.

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  138. Stranger in the AlpsNovember 1, 2014 at 1:27 PM

    Hell was raised, outrage was emoted, and I sat back and laughed.


    And you're welcome.


    Time for Stranger to disappear into the mist for a while.


    *whoooooooooooooosh*

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  139. CruelConnectionNumber2November 1, 2014 at 1:28 PM

    Not really. They didn't enter the Cell til FIFTEEN MINUTE after Ambrose's entrance, they did a couple spots. *** match

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  140. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:29 PM

    I enjoyed the Mankind/Taker homage in the beginning, it had this anything goes vibe.

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  141. ThebrazilianpsychoNovember 1, 2014 at 1:45 PM

    The more I watch Raven's work in 1995-1997, more I see he should've been more in WCW/WWE.

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  142. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©November 1, 2014 at 1:46 PM

    Nothing much, anarchy was running supreme here for a few weeks.

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  143. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerNovember 1, 2014 at 1:50 PM

    Bayless is back? Well shit. There goes the neighborhood!


    How ya doin' big guy?

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  144. I just got a Roku box for the WWE Networks UK arrival on Monday. Just setting it up now. I know Scott's got one, does anyone else? Anyone have any channel recommendations or anything?

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  145. I think I'm still drunk.

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  146. What is this about Andy's meltdown?

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  147. Extant1979 Most Must-See BoDerNovember 1, 2014 at 2:08 PM

    Yeah, I must've missed that...

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  148. AndyPG, in one of the HITC threads last weekend.

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  149. Oh. Yeah that ppv broke people around here.

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  150. Doing well, thank you

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  151. It was very polarizing to say the least. Doing Heck in the Cell in PG is just a bad idea.

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  152. Just signed up for the free month of the network. How the fuck is the rise and fall of ECW not on there? It's only one of the most famous docs they've ever done.

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  153. They outworked Seth and Dean.

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  154. When "Icing The Kicker" works:


    Duke called TWO timeouts at the end of the 4th quarter, before Pitt's Chris Blewitt (WHAT. A. Name.) attempted a game winning 26-yard field goal. And he shanked it wide left. Duke would go on to win 51-48 in 2OT.

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  155. They're waiting to upload it for....reasons.

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  156. Didn't he meltdown after Battleground, trying to defend the Rollins/Ambrose "not match" there?

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