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Howdy Blog O'Doomers!

Hoping all of you are having a Happy Holiday if you are celebrating. Not sure if RAW is live or in the can but the pre-Christmas one is usually fun and lighthearted.

Thankfully Royal Rumble season is nearly upon us.

Otherwise I have of lot of prepping to do for family. My excitement for this can't be contained in this blog post.

So enjoy TV tonight, we've got RAW. Broncos-Bengals on the Monday Night Football Finale. 7 NBA games, 6 NHL clashes, 5 GOLDEN RINGS! (sorry had to do it.)

Enjoy and keep it clean!

Comments

  1. "Fun and lighthearted" = Hornswoggle in a bow as a "gag gift" so some big mean guy, and then a pie eating contest or some shit.

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  2. ESPN been hyping this Monday night game all weekend like it's going to be on pay-per-view.

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  3. I just remembered that the last time I wrote a piece for P2B, I'd done like two in a week and jokingly said, "So, at my normal pace, see you in January!"

    That was September.

    Either I need to be less lazy or wrestling needs to be more interesting.

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  4. Wrestling is as good as it's ever been right now.

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  5. Excuse my language, but I just read a press release on the blog--what the fuck is their problem? Why are they still calling it TNA? Dixie, you stupid cunt. "Hi y'all, come and watch some tits and ass impact wrestling, only on destination america." I will never admit to watching a show called TNA to anyone in public or private.

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  6. On paper I love the matchup. So naturally it'll be a blowout.

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  7. Surely ESPN is just happy that NBC got stuck with Ryan Lindley duty last night.

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  8. Also, if you're concerned about branding, you've already made Impact Wrestling a semi-known name. You're good to go.

    I honestly thought she'd be smart enough to finally change the name. But...

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  9. Why no "lol"? That's disappointing.

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  10. You're confusing people with the sarcasm. SON OF A BITCH! Insubordinate and churlish.

    I'm sorry, your avatar makes me want to start quoting the sketch.

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  11. One of the lesser, more annoying aspects of the Simpsons, is all the unnecessary celebrity bullshit in almost every episode.

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  12. It didn't make me laugh. Just cringe.

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  13. I'm watching one of the hunger games movie parodies. Who the fuck greenlights these things. 30 minutes in and not even a chuckle.

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  14. SON OF A BITCH!!!

    Get yo' ass to O Shag Hennesy's office!

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  15. I think I made Dougie mad at some point. It's cute.

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  16. You're falling off, man.

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  17. It's been said a million times, but it was a lot better when the celebrities played characters rather than themselves.

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  18. That Lady Gaga episode is one of the worst episodes in not only Simpsons history but the history of the world.

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  19. You live a very fulfilling life. I'm sure you have various college degrees and a stunning wife to justify your existence here trolling. You have to balance out the success, right?

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  20. Monday and Thursday Night football have not been pretty this year.

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  21. Because they cost like a million bucks to make and gross like 5 million.

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  22. The Starving Games?

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  23. People still call me A-A-Ron from time to time.

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  24. Dealing with people as a reporter can be the worst. Did a story on this guy who won an award for his charity from Bill Belichick and the guy's sister is mad that I talked about some medical issues he had, even though the sister told me about them and the guy was happy to talk to them.

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  25. Prediction for Dean this week - wheeling out a big piano with TNT barrels sticking out the back of it and inviting Bray out to play a rendition of "Those Endearing Young Charms."

    Dean gets blown up, Sister Abagailed, and pinned.

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  26. It's by the duo behind Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, etc. The movies cost nothing to make and as Night81 said, usually make back their money.

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  27. *comes dancing in like Kofi at a house show*

    Sup? Wrasslin tonight?

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  28. King of the hill was great at the celebrity cameos because they just played a character on the show or they were some minor celebrity like chuck manzione

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  29. Dougie, it's a shame to see you have to resort to basic trolling. When you want to, you can be an asset to the discussion at this blog

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  30. They are the drizzling shits though. The fucking worst.

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  31. Oh man. Come on Dougie, you're better than that. Seriously. Someone else just said the same thing, in this thread.

    I used to believe in you, man.

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  32. Is it the porn one?

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  33. Well no one denies that. They tried to do a non movie movie this year and it tanked badly

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  34. "Roman Empire."



    They're really gonna go with this.


    Motherfucker.

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  35. I know I should skip this week's Raw because it's guaranteed to be stupid tripe given the season and the general state of the product. But I got nothing to do and the Bengals will probably be sufficiently blown out by 8PM Pacific so...I guess I'm a glutton for punishment and will watch the whole thing this week without DVR. God help me.

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  36. When I hover over his name and see 7000+ upvotes... did Dougie used to be a regular happy contributor, who one day turned against the board and is now this empty shell of negativity?

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  37. My god, Dean will be facing Bray tonight in a Miracle on 34th Street Fight.

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  38. Technically the two games on Saturday were Thursday Night Football games and they were the best prime time games of the year.

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  39. No. He did help chase Caliber away

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  40. We all know you're some nasty guy in his late 30's/early 40s who had an unhealthy obsession with Jesse Baker to the point where you stalked him. I can't think of a more pitiable existence.

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  41. SNF has been awful

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  42. Dean slips on bags filled with letters, Sister Abigail, pin.

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  43. I am watching the show tonight just to see how Dean fucks up tonight.

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  44. I'm glad the networks allowed the dcau guys to use guns and bullets instead of stupid lasers or whatever.

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  45. I'm going to watch Bridesmaids and have sex instead.

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  46. Is this live or taped tonight?

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  47. MikeyMike, JuggernautDecember 22, 2014 at 5:56 PM

    No expectations for this show.

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  48. Oh, you'll admit it.


    You'll admit it and like it.


    Oh, yes. You will.

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  49. Listened to the Austin podcast with dave meltzer earlier today. One great point was brought up was that even though wwe has drilled sports entertainment into our brains, no one has ever said "I'm going to watch sports entertainment tonight" or "I can't wait for Ambrose to sports entertain me"

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  50. "Big Roman just wants all his Legionnaires to know we're going to march on to Wrestlemania! It won't be some Roman Circus, unlike my new move the Roman Circus, where I grab my opponent around the ankles and swing him! PS hey Cesaro Vince says you can't do the giant swing anymore."


    LOINCLOTH!!!!

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  51. Ahhhh the "trying to appeal to Dougies conscious" approach. Not bad wnyxmcneal, not bad.

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  52. MikeyMike, JuggernautDecember 22, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    I'll have to check it out. Is this a new one? I thought he'd interviewed Meltzer before.

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  53. Have your booing lungs ready, Minneapolis! This show will pale in comparison to the BoD RAW showcase coming later, where yours truly will probably *not* be humiliated in front of his hometown fans!

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  54. A week old; first half is all UFC talk

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  55. ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED???

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  56. Meltzer and Cornette talking about the NWA Mid-Atlantic Territory was a good listen today. Cornette is so much better when he isnt bitching about Russo

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  57. Cornette usually works that line into every public statement he makes, whether it has anything to do with WWE or not.

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  58. If that's Roman's phrase I'm all in.

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  59. I hope Roddy wasnt hitting the egg nog backstage.

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  60. Christmas set! Roddy Piper! Big Show in the main event! This really is a very special Raw!

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  61. You know, I think that would actually work for me.


    Which makes me die a little bit inside.

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  62. Piper?! Shit I shoulda gone to this show.

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  63. He's not kidding.


    goddammit.


    god. fucking. dammit.

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  64. I've always liked him. I enjoy people who play devil's advocate.

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  65. Ho ho Hogan.


    I have never before wanted to smite a man in a red suit.

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  66. MikeyMike, JuggernautDecember 22, 2014 at 6:02 PM

    What's Roddys blood alcohol level tonight? I'll go .18.

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  67. Like he didn't show up snockered.

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  68. That's the best shirt Lawler has worn all year

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  69. MikeyMike, JuggernautDecember 22, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    I'll skip that. Thanks for the heads up.

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  70. Not even the devil?

    (Still talking about Hogan...)

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  71. So, I don't know what it's like to be paid the kind of money these guys make, but I do remember what it's like working close to the holidays. I'm expecting a lot of bored looks, annoyed faces, leaning/not cleaning, and ample smoke breaks during Raw tonight.

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  72. That sweater.

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  73. He might not be able to afford it anymore.

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  74. I don't recall him wearing a red suit before.

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  75. Why would you even bother to commit a crime in Metropolis, really?

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  76. Give Hulk all the credit for being able to pull of the "Ho Ho Hogan" chant.

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  77. I suspect he's doing ok with his money, but I base that on nothing.

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  78. Someone probably beat me to it... But we all know ambrose is gonna get electrocuted by Christmas lights and wyatt will show up out of nowhere with sister abigail for the pin.

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  79. Why would anyone move to Gotham City?

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  80. So when roman replaces Cena what will he call all his fans. His Romaneers? His Reign Patrol?

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  81. Foley is probably so jealous of Hogan right now

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  82. I guess Foley's out of favour again then.

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  83. A bit of it is how punk would do in UFC

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  84. Did he call Roman Reigns "Batman"?

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  85. "... right here, in the Silverdome!"

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  86. so roman reigns is now "batman"????

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  87. "Tonight you'll see that big, nasty Giant that I saw at a charity basketball game, and couldn't get visions of large bags of money out of my eyes..."

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  88. Why you wearing my colours brother?


    Bam! Cheap Shot, drops the leg.


    Mania XXXI booked!

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  89. http://youtu.be/0pP8FtjbhAE

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  90. I went shopping today, some broad tried to steal something, got caught by security...f-bombs ensued, she bit a store employee and got tackled onto a rack of mugs.

    The end.

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  91. Nah Foley said on a podcast this week that he declined to appear so he could be with his family. Hulk woulda still been the host either way.

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  92. Bad man. I... think?

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  93. No, he was asked to do something on this show, and declined - at least that's what I heard him say on Cheap Heat. Ithink the Ho Ho Hogan thing bothered him, but once they asked him to be on, he had already done something with his kids.

    He also admitted to trying to mend fences with them, and we just had a couple of segments where he hocked merch with Noelle.

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  94. I read that Foley is happy with the idea of Hulk as Santa, but really... You have a dude who is prominent in a documentary about Santa, went on the Daily Show to talk about the documentary, dressed as Santa for a year, and you don't use him.

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  95. Impressive architecture, great wages at Wayne Enterprises, fascinating psychopaths.

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  96. Fuck you Cena. Stop talking.

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  97. John Cena singing Frozen might have just hit a new low.

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  98. Holy shit that was awful Cena.

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  99. GODDAMMIT JOHN.....FUCK YOU. JUST FUCKING FUCK YOU YOU PANDERING PIECE OF CRAP.


    fuck.

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  100. Hogna should leave the wrestling business and become a grief counsellor.

    WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! *removes sunglasses* You should sit down. I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident.

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  101. ohhhhh, sorry my tv wasnt that loud atm. that name is worse, he might as well steal batman.

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  102. Cena really is the fucking Grinch. Did he really have to interrupt Santa to whine about last weeks show?

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  103. Fuck I can't imagine a worse opening.

    Fuck. A Miracle on 34th St. match. Fuck!

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  104. Dean tries to put a bomb in Bray Wyatt's stocking, but when Bray digs his hand in it, he just finds a lump of coal. Dean snatches the stocking to see what the hell happened and it blows up in his face. Bray hits Sister Abigail for the win.

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  105. Am I supposed to laugh, boo, feel sorry...?

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  106. Wait... Never mind... I read Mugs below.

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  107. Numbers indicate if you stay under the radar, you might get away with it?

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  108. Foley has said he was asked first but had something else booked tonight. Hogan was Plan B

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  109. I'm going to write for WWE. It can be as nonsensical as I want as long as it glorifies HRH John Cena. I'll have Darren Young out there singing "I Don't Know How to Love Him" to one of Cena's sweaty bowling towels.

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  110. good at least Cena will be able to get his win back from last week...

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  111. Yeah. Just read that. My mistake.

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  112. I still say it's impossible to take Seth Rollins seriously. Great wrestler, but nah...

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  113. The biggest pussy heel in history has arrived.

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  114. I always thought he would make a great life coach.

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  115. MikeyMike, JuggernautDecember 22, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    Definitely ending tonight with a Cena and Ho Ho Hogan pose down.

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  116. Which of those boxes will Dean be hiding in?

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  117. You know what's really fun? When you kindly allow family into your residence and they just start arguing and yelling at eachother while you're trying to watch football.

    What's acceptable behavior here? Can I just start slapping bitches?

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  118. Rollins isn't sniveling enough to pull off the whiny voice bit

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  119. Is this show in the can?

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  120. I love him. He's one of the best natural heels to come along in a good while.

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  121. This gets said here every year, but unless we get a Christmas creature appearance, this whole show is a waste.

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  122. Dean tries to get the jump on Bray by sneaking down his chimney. Ambrose doesn't realize he's a little too big for the chimney and gets stuck. Bray lights a match, starts up a fire and Ambrose gets his ass burned. While he's hopping around, Sister Abigail for the 1, 2, 3.

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  123. He's improved a lot though

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  124. It's live; there could be a riot.

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  125. you can always do that.

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  126. He goes after everyone. No one is off limits. I like that about him. I can't wait until I get Dougitized. I remember when that Adam Colorado guy made a post about how he went to 411 and started trolling everyone there. And Dougie wrote "what a hero!". Easily one of the top 1 funniest things ive seen here.

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  127. He should just do an hour of Goonies quotes

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  128. No, it's what they're shoving it up, though.

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  129. Don't have family.

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  130. There ya go, Seth. Lay his ass down for the 3 second tan!

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  131. Isn't the same Rollins promo he's given to Cena for the last two months?

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  132. Ho Ho Hogan is an awesome idea! If they made an action figure / plush Ho Ho Hogan I can see that being a big seller. It's too close to Christmas now that they can't do it, so as usual WWE drops the ball

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  133. Something is just missing in my opinion. I'm not sure what it is. I think he'll stumble upon it eventually.

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  134. They really need Ed Leslie as Hogan's elf.

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  135. Yeah, I'm honestly amazed by him, was blinded by the hair when he first hit the Shield. He's impressed me. Just when he tries to hit the high anger voice, it gets squeaky-ish

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  136. We need a Christmas themed street fight out of this.

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  137. I'm legitimately ready to slap my cousin. She's so insanely disrespectful to her mom and it makes me sick to my stomach. She's got a big mouth and she curses at her non-stop. Fucking drives me up the wall.

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  138. Seth is getting way too wordy

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  139. Enough about the authority.

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  140. "screw that guy..."



    now, now, Seth. PG, please.

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  141. Nothing else to do in MN.


    Wolves suck. Vikings aren't in the Playoffs. No idea with the Wild. And no baseball for 3 more months.

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  142. isnt this the show where every face wins their match???

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  143. Shame they didn't let the authority shit breathe to some time in the future

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  144. Can someone parasail into his face?

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  145. Well, to be fair to Seth, Hogan did help flush one company down the commode...

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  146. WWE has been spinning the wheels since Survivor Series. We're still getting the same matches of Team Cena guys vs. Team Authority guys

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  147. How short is mercury and noble? Rollins is really make them looking like Rey mysterio height

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  148. Is that the first use of Vigilante Sting on TV?

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  149. his starting to enter Wyatt territory?

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  150. Every time they mention Sting, I get mad we're still weeks away from new Arrow

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  151. Do we really need an elf with no face or name?

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  152. "vigilante" Sting
    WTF??????????????

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  153. That's one mention of The VIGILANTE!

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  154. The bass player from the Police?

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  155. I consider him part of the reason behind WCWs failure too so that's 2 companies for me.

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  156. I wanna see a match between THE VIGILANTE - STING and EL MARIACHI from Desperado.

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  157. Seth is losing me with this promo

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  158. Rollins is the only one keeping the Authority & Sting angles alive.

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  159. Vigilante sting < Juggernaut reigns

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  160. "Vigilante"

    Po' up
    DRANK

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  161. This is more awful scripted garbage between Cena and Rollins.

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  162. You lie, you cheated, you stole.


    Uh John, that was Eddie's schtick.

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  163. Typically fucking bullshit of John Cena trying to leach off Hogan's heat.

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  164. They've been PG-13 for a while now.

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  165. HEAD SHOT
    DRANK

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  166. Shoe sodomy can not be pg Cena

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  167. Considering how much intentionally kitsch Christmas themed star wars, peanuts, Disney, etc stuff out there, I'm surprised they never went all out with WWF Christmas ornaments.

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  168. Neon green is a terrible choice to pair with canary yellow & bright red.

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