HHH Comforts a Crying Child at RAW Last Night
During the main event of RAW last night, a young fan began to cry at ringside after Cena was getting beaten down so HHH went over and consoled the child by apologizing, rubbing him on the head, and smiling. Security was also seen taking the child and his father to the backstage area too. Click on the link below to view the pictures from this event.
http://wrestlingnewssource.com/news/37677/Triple-H-Breaks-Character-During-Raw-Main-Event-To/
Former WCW World Champion Appearing as a Surprise Entrant at the Royal Rumble?
According to PWInsider.com, Diamond Dallas Page may be in this year's Royal Rumble.
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0119/588672/update-on-a-former-world-champion-being-a-royal-rumble-surprise/
WWE Superstar to Return From Injury at the Royal Rumble?
Right now the plan is for Bo Dallas, who has been out since November while dealing with a foot injury, is set to make his in-ring return at the Royal Rumble match.
http://wrestlingnewssource.com/news/37662/SPOILER-Two-Surprise-WWE-Royal-Rumble-Entrants-Revealed/
NXT Star Getting Promoted to the Main Roster Soon?
There is apparently a rumor going around that Kalisto will be called up to the main roster shortly.
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0119/588667/rumor-on-a-wwe-nxt-star-getting-called-up-soon/
New Japan Signs One of the Top High Flyers in the World
The company has announced that they have signed Mascara Dorada to a one-year contract.
Credit Dave Meltzer, F4WOnline.com
And don't forget to vote in today's 3rd Round Bracket of Place to be Nation's "Greatest Song of the 90's" Tournament. Click on the link below to vote.
http://placetobenation.com/greatest-song-of-the-90s-tournament-round-three-day-four/
During the main event of RAW last night, a young fan began to cry at ringside after Cena was getting beaten down so HHH went over and consoled the child by apologizing, rubbing him on the head, and smiling. Security was also seen taking the child and his father to the backstage area too. Click on the link below to view the pictures from this event.
http://wrestlingnewssource.com/news/37677/Triple-H-Breaks-Character-During-Raw-Main-Event-To/
Former WCW World Champion Appearing as a Surprise Entrant at the Royal Rumble?
According to PWInsider.com, Diamond Dallas Page may be in this year's Royal Rumble.
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0119/588672/update-on-a-former-world-champion-being-a-royal-rumble-surprise/
WWE Superstar to Return From Injury at the Royal Rumble?
Right now the plan is for Bo Dallas, who has been out since November while dealing with a foot injury, is set to make his in-ring return at the Royal Rumble match.
http://wrestlingnewssource.com/news/37662/SPOILER-Two-Surprise-WWE-Royal-Rumble-Entrants-Revealed/
NXT Star Getting Promoted to the Main Roster Soon?
There is apparently a rumor going around that Kalisto will be called up to the main roster shortly.
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0119/588667/rumor-on-a-wwe-nxt-star-getting-called-up-soon/
New Japan Signs One of the Top High Flyers in the World
The company has announced that they have signed Mascara Dorada to a one-year contract.
Credit Dave Meltzer, F4WOnline.com
And don't forget to vote in today's 3rd Round Bracket of Place to be Nation's "Greatest Song of the 90's" Tournament. Click on the link below to vote.
http://placetobenation.com/greatest-song-of-the-90s-tournament-round-three-day-four/
The HHH thing is kinda nice and all, and good for him for doing that in a way, but that's not just killing kayfabe, that's taking a giant piss on its grave.
ReplyDeleteApparently DDP will be attending the movie premiere for Jake's doc so he won't be at the Rumble
ReplyDeleteHHH is a dad, too. Between this and the big with him and Conner the Crusher, it's clear he's great with kids. Besides, this happened off-camera. And it'll do some good PR.
ReplyDeleteAnd if this was the 1980's, it would be a serious issue.
ReplyDeleteSince it isn't, I thought it was pretty fucking cool.
He's a father now...things change when you have a family. I respect him for it immensely.
ReplyDeleteExactly, it'd be one thing if this was on camera. But it wasn't, and I'd bet most fans in the arena didn't even notice.
ReplyDeleteI agree. There's the part of me that has a small issue with it just because of how much wrestling has changed, but as a new Dad myself, I thought it was cool.
ReplyDeleteI kenly await jim cornette's new 12 hour shoot interview on why HHH is a rotten no good piece of shit for exposing the business like that.
ReplyDeleteYou like seeing kids cry?
ReplyDeleteDid I say that, troll?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wrestlingnewssource.com/news/37656/Chris-Jericho-Says-Wrestlers-Need-To-Look-At-Themselves/
ReplyDeleteJericho talks about how you need to reinvent yourself and look at yourself first if you want to grab those proverbial brass rings.
Very first comment on the article points out Zack Ryder, the perfect example of someone doing exactly that and getting punished for it.
Fuck Zack Ryder.
ReplyDeleteI can't sympathize with Zack anymore after finding out that after he was buried, he didn't even bother to ask why. He just bent over and took it. Vince may have hated him getting himself over, but he hates being a pushover even more.
ReplyDeleteI do.
ReplyDeleteI think Vince arbitrarily chooses what he wants to like and dislike. There doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to it.
ReplyDeleteHe could've been a solid mid-card act.
ReplyDeleteBut then, Vince and company don't seem to give a shit about the mid-card.
The DDP story has already been debunked since he will be doing an appearance with Jake Roberts that day across the country.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I didn't watch RAW last night. Chose to play Saints Row IV all night (hella fun, btw).
ReplyDeleteHow was the show, overall? Worth watching?
We can finish this convo when you get out of school, bud, ok?
ReplyDeleteHe could have at least made it look like he was
ReplyDeletehaving security kick them out when he was letting them backstage. Lousy kayfabe
breaker.
In terms of the Rumble, I think they're smart enough at least to know that everyone knows it's down to either Bryan or Reigns winning, so I'm not worried about how Bryan's being booked. They know it's them 2, so they're building Bryan up as the plucky underdog, and Reigns up as the dominant force, both to keep speculation alive. They may very well make a huge mistake and go with Reigns, but for right now I think they know what they're doing at least.
ReplyDeleteIn fairness, Zack Ryder reinvented himself in a way that you can't do anything but mock and deride.
ReplyDeleteThat kid is SUCH a mark.
ReplyDeleteI doubt they would want DDP there when HHH and steph are promoting their fitness dvds
ReplyDeletePrediction: Bray Wyatt hits someone with Sister Abigail and stands in the ring while the rest of the active participants lie in the corner. Countdown reaches zero, and... BOOM! Bo Dallas.
ReplyDeleteHe then gives a speech to Bray about how he can abandon his evil ways (calling him "brother" at one point,) and that all he has to do... is BO-LIEVE!
Then he gets destroyed and thrown out.
A 600 dollar jizz rag
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ebay.com/itm/Scarlett-Johasson-Signed-Autographed-Screen-Worn-Wardrobe-w-COA-Under-The-Skin-/121547443985?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c4ccacf11
And you KNOW that's what the winner will use it for
You are exposing the business Paul. :(
ReplyDeleteI kinda do...
ReplyDeleteTriple H's actions here are making Verne Gagne spin in his grave.
ReplyDeletei wouldn't mind that feud
ReplyDeleteI love Saint's Row I've been thinking about that 4th one. I find it amazing it started out as a small street gang to fighting space aliens. GAT IS BACK~!
ReplyDeleteThis is dumb.
ReplyDeleteAnd then took to Twitter to piss and moan about it for months. Not even passive-aggressive pissing and moaning, either. Just sad pity-party shit.
ReplyDeleteWhen they have Bray turn face (eventually), Bo should be the impetus. I picture an Austin (Bray) and Dude Love (Bo) tag team.
ReplyDeleteImagine the look of bewilderment on Bray's face during Bo's antics.
Psh. No way. Don't you know Bo Dallas was successful in NXT? We can't have those ham 'n eggers who put on a better product than WWE get hold of a microphone!
ReplyDeleteHarley Race would've spit in that child's face!
ReplyDeleteDon't try and make school kids cry, ninty.
ReplyDeleteAnd drop a headbutt on him!
ReplyDeleteharley race would've spit on the kid
ReplyDeleteVerne isn't dead yet, though, right?
ReplyDeleteI guess you can hate John Cena, want what's best for business, and also not like seeing kids cry.
ReplyDeleteI know he's white, but Bo would be great as New Day's leader
ReplyDeleteJesus, Triple H can't even keep kayfabe while the cameras are rolling? What is he doing as the head of a wrestling company?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI kid. That's actually pretty cool.
Then he would be nice and offer the kid a ride home. Except Harley's driving is like a TRIP THROUGH HELL!
ReplyDelete"He's just so positive!"
ReplyDelete"I LOVE IT, MAGGLE!"
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that maybe putting the delusional motivational speaker and the swamp cultist hillbilly with mythical powers and who may be possessed by the actual devil in a team is maybe not the best way to utilize both characters.
ReplyDeleteBesides, Vince doesn't "get" the Bo Dallas character, so he's dead in the water anyway as long as he's bo-lieving. Just let them do a face off in the Rumble as a wink and nod to the smarks and be done with it.
That's how make a living.
ReplyDeleteI love watching Kalisto and I hope he can succeed where Mistico failed and give fans some good LUCHA~! action.
ReplyDeleteKudos.
ReplyDeletethat's a pretty odd thought for two people to have at the exact time. Stop reading my mind. A lot of the things I think about are....unpleasant.
ReplyDeleteIf this was HHH before having kids, he would have given that kid a pedigree.
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious Vince wants that mask money back, but I have no idea if Kalisto can succeed in that same role that Mysterio did and given the track record of NXT call ups so far, I'm not optimistic.
ReplyDeleteWhich sucks, because the Ascension, Emma, Bo Dallas, etc.? Eh. Kalisto is legit, though.
In other news, Lucha Underground continues to kick all kinds of ass, and when Del Rio gets there it will be even better. Seriously, Del Rio v. Prince Puma has MOTYC written all over it.
ReplyDeleteMeh. I didn't say they have to be joined at the hip forever. No one would have thought that putting the number one tough guy redneck babyface with a colourful hippy goof would be a good idea but it was fun for a couple of months.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he brought the kid backstage just so Aurora Rose can drop a knee on him.
ReplyDeleteThe girl's gotta learn the family trade somehow...
New Day could be decent if the WWE weren't scared to use the words "God" or "Religion". It's hurt Bray's character too.
ReplyDeleteAnd Brother Love WASN'T a preacher, he was all about love - NOT God!
Did you want The Million Dollar Man to pay off the kid for trying to bounce a basketball too?
ReplyDeleteCould not agree more. Love Lucha Underground. The funny thing is I actually get it but don't get the channel TNA is on.
ReplyDeleteAztec Warfare was already a MOTYC and the storytelling makes a lot of sense. The way they introduced Cage last week, that is how you build a new character. Instant credibility.
Also really liking the NJPW show with the translated promos and English commentary.
Not Japanese enough.
ReplyDeleteWho's to say he didn't. All we know is he took him backstage...
ReplyDeleteBill Watts would have fired himself.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but Usos vs. Lucha Dragons has some awesomeness potential.
ReplyDeletewhich would be okay if you weren't a birthday clown
ReplyDeletethink the kid's parents would have gone along with that?
ReplyDeleteAgreed - that Aztec Warfare match was really awesome. Who knew you could do a Royal Rumble style match with pinfall eliminations and have it work?
ReplyDeleteAnd, assuming Cage has the goods in the ring, he's going to get snapped up by WWE in a heartbeat. That guy is a Vince wet-dream wrestler.
If they didn't, have them kicked out by security.
ReplyDeleteNo but the next nursing home resident who locks eyes with him will be.
ReplyDeleteGreat end to Raw. They have me up in the air on how they're going to go for the title match and the Rumble.
ReplyDeleteYou're literally hanging from the rafters!
ReplyDeletewhy is spinning in you grave a bad thing? Seems to me like it would be a refreshing change of pace
ReplyDeleteBaseball bat is pointed at the Network!
ReplyDeleteI think all good triple threat matches need a face, a heel, and a tweener. Brock is going to play the tweener role.
ReplyDeleteRAW's ending was tremendous last night. I have no idea who is winning the title match as well.
ReplyDeleteBut....Butbutbut...Triple H is a BAD man! He's BAAAAAD.
ReplyDeleteI am looking forward to this match a lot. Much more than if it was just another Brock/Cena match, for which I had zero interest.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the parents still pay me.
ReplyDeleteI still predict Cena pins Rollins, Brock murders Cena, and then Dead Rollins cashes in afterwards.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
ReplyDeleteCage has the goods. He works a lot of PWG shows. He's not the greatest, but he can hold his own.
ReplyDeleteHe's actually smaller than he looks. He's listed as only 6'0" 230, but he's crazy jacked up.
ReplyDeleteI had never heard of him so Wiki'd him and he was in developmental in '08-'09.
The thing with him in WWE is he'd be small compared to a lot of guys if that 6'0" 230 is accurate, they wouldn't be able to use him the same way.
Kalisto was one of my absolute favorites in the indies. I'm kinda sad people who have only seen him in WWE will never get to see how fast he is or some of the cool stuff he can do. But, he's going to have a huge advantage in that he's from Chicago and can speak English and Spanish fluently.
ReplyDeleteHas John Cena ever had a memorable title reign? To be a fifteen time champion, he sure doesn't have a lot of memorable title victories to his credit.
ReplyDeleteThe first one. His series of matches with JBL, Jericho and Angle.
ReplyDeleteI remember him beating the Rock. That sucked. Most were just shitty B ppv's against the same old guys. Yawn.
ReplyDeleteHe's had so many that they've all sort of run together. There's also the issue that he hasn't a good feud since 2011 (Punk) and Edge before that (2007).
ReplyDeleteWell he did beat Shawn Michaels in the Main Event of Wrestlemania during his longest reign. So there's that.
ReplyDeleteMemorable Title Victories? JBL, Edge, Batista and Rock come to mind.
ReplyDeleteClassic defenses we can add Umaga, HBK and Jericho.
I hope that now HHH finally found the one
ReplyDeleteperson who actually buys into their shitty angles this doesn’t give him confidence
in the current creative.
First two. He had a good run against Jericho, Christian, and Angle in '05 and then the initial Edge feud, then Triple H, then eventually dropping it to RVD at ONS.
ReplyDeleteWhat would make the kid feel better? John Cena winning the match, which he did, and the kid can laugh and point at Triple H because his guys lost or have Triple H hug him and pretty much tell him everything he is watching is fake? I'd go with the first option.
ReplyDeleteThose dorks who watched American Sniper and post online on how it has inspired him to want to shoot Arabs would NEVER enlist.
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of HHH to comfort Bryan after he finished telling Bryan what their 2015 plans for him are.
ReplyDeleteBooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteTJ: Is it just me, or is Mayweather's ducking of Pacquiao becoming more and more blatant by the minute? I get wanting to protect an undefeated record, but for a guy who calls himself "Money" he's passing on what would probably be the most lucrative fight ever
ReplyDeleteIndia's tiger population is up 30% and yet we're supposed to act like HHH is a great man for consoling a crying child. Give me a break.
ReplyDeleteOh TAG!
ReplyDeleteI really don't understand how this became a rallying cry for war.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Mayweather.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. He was friends with guys who held down Shane Douglas 20 years ago!
ReplyDeleteUgh. Really?? This is exactly why I didn't want to see it. I've talked to snipers and it's a *really* psychologically hard job. It takes such a toll on those guys and I don't think a 2 hour movie can adequately explore that.
ReplyDeleteEspecially considering what a piece of shit human being Chris Kyle was.
ReplyDeleteThat's grrrreat news
ReplyDeleteJarhead wasn't the best movie but Gyllenhaal's emotional journey through it as a sniper was harrowing.
ReplyDeleteI've always understood it as he's a great guy, but terrible to work with.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit this is awesome.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHx6-ekmawk
Totally agree. I forgot all about that one, but yeah, that was a great role.
ReplyDeleteHave not seen the movie, Am not angered by a movie that may or may not make an elite military person look badass, am not someone who is "hey lets go over their and kill people! MErica", also I am not a "war is never the answer", Am a Micheal Moore is an attention whore jackass who is pretty sure he is the funniest smartest man of all time...having said all this. I AM SO READY TO NEVER HEAR ABOUT THIS MOVIE EVER AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteI forgot about it myself but when I read your post about the psychological difficulties, it just snapped into my head.
ReplyDeleteOh man, he's ducking AGAIN. That's sad.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to love this.
ReplyDeleteWhat was wrong with him IRL?
ReplyDeleteOf course he is ducking he has nothing to gain from the fight except more money and as long as he can keep the women he beats the shit out of from tossing his ass in jail again he has more money than he ever needs. The Pro/Con if beating Manny vs. Losing his legacy doesn't justify the fight.
ReplyDeleteAn admitted racist and he made up a lot of shit in his book, like stopping thieves in his civilian life and beating up Jesse Ventura in a bar.
ReplyDeleteI know Mayweather is filthy rich, but "more money that he ever needs" and "retired pro athlete" don't normally end up the best combination... boxers especially.
ReplyDeleteEverything Night said. From his own words, he really, really enjoyed shooting people on the basis of having skin color and religious beliefs that differed from his.
ReplyDeleteWell considering he is already scum of the earth and a serial woman abuser...how much worse can he get?
ReplyDeleteAnd that's why John Cena wont' turn heel - he gets kids to cry when he's taking a beating.
ReplyDeletehe could get all the kids to cry if he turns heel.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Problem is...there's not a babyface ready to unseat him just yet.
ReplyDeleteHe could be poor.
ReplyDeleteIF Bryan is healthy, (and he looked pretty ring rusty last night) he would be perfect.
ReplyDeleteAlright! If I drank milk I'd have a bowl of Frosted Flakes to celebrate!
ReplyDeleteEat'em dry! Like trail mix!
ReplyDelete...well then he can't buy his way out of the next woman he beats and goes to jail....I'm not hearing a down side.
ReplyDeleteI thought we were discussing this from the perspective of Floyd Mayweather?
ReplyDeleteBilly Gunn is 51 years old.
ReplyDeleteThat's kinda frustrating; I liked the movie based on it being a movie alone.
ReplyDeleteHis hair looks like shit.
ReplyDeleteThis HHH thing is a microcosm of how soft and sensitive our culture has become. Kids were crying when Jake's snake bit Savage and when Earthquake beat the shit out of Hogan.....and the camera ZOOMED IN on them. HHH, that crying kid, and we as a society are all a bunch of pussies.
ReplyDeleteOver here, we called them Frosties.
ReplyDeleteI hate Tuesday mornings. Feels like everyone's cranky.
ReplyDeleteRon Simmons ass looked HUGE in those sweat pants yesterday. It's sad to see legends age. We're all just mortals I suppose.
ReplyDeleteI think that's reading too much into it.
ReplyDeleteFUCK HHH!!!!
ReplyDeleteAt least he got rid of that hair.
ReplyDeleteHis ass got huge when was Faarooq. He had a perfectly nice proportionate ass, round and muscular, when he was Ron Simmons, probably as late as 94. But sometime between 94 and 96, his ass got huge.
ReplyDeleteDDP is 58 and going to be in the Rumble and probably eliminate at least one active guy.
ReplyDeleteI must be a terrible person because my reaction to that kid crying is to roll my eyes so hard my retinas detached.
ReplyDeleteVince doesn't like millennials, but wealthy bratty kids....
ReplyDeleteDid you see that ass yesterday? 96 Farooq ass got nothing on 2015 Ron Simmons Grandmama ass. Good lord!
ReplyDeleteFuck that kid and fuck HHH.
ReplyDeleteSELF HI-5!!!
ReplyDeleteAre they still grrrreat?
ReplyDeleteI didn't. Is it Rikishi level?
ReplyDeleteIf Bryan drew enough money to warrant an Eddie vs. Rey kind of feud (where Cena turns heel, pissed over not being better than Bryan), then they'd probably have something to work with.
ReplyDeleteMoney drives results, and if they've not pulled the trigger on something like that yet, it's because they won't want to risk the money involved with turning John.
Sadder. It wasn't just some dumb shit Samoan. It was RON FUCKING SIMMONS! And his ass was dragging on the ground and looked like he was in a diaper. Really sad stuff.
ReplyDeleteSadly in my teenage years I became unable to drink milk, and thus haven't had a bowl of cereal in a long, long time.
ReplyDeleteThe thing about the Aztec Warfare match is if TNA tried to do it or something like it, it'd unquestionably be a Wrestlecrap Gooker Award contender because the execution would just be garbage.
ReplyDeleteWhoever is laying out matches for Lucha is doing a fantastic job. Which makes you wonder, how the hell have has Lucha, who is bankrolled/produced by two guys in Mark Burnett & Robert Rodriguez, who have no background in wrestling, and I'm not even sure who the figurehead running it is (Chris DeJoseph maybe?), gotten it so right with the guys they've brought in to run it and how the hell has TNA gotten it so wrong for over a decade now.
DDP isn't going to be in the Rumble. That was debunked.
ReplyDeleteWell I'm half-joking about the HHH thing (it was nice) but really, we've become a bunch of pussies in this country
ReplyDeleteYeah me neither. I stopped drinking milk at 10 years old just because it tastes awful. I tried a bowl of cereal once when I was 22 and still hated it, so I've never been back.
ReplyDeleteLike that Austin-Angle-RVD one in 2001 that I love. RVD was in the Alliance, but he wanted Austin's belt. Plus Vince runs into Shane a thousand miles per hour and Shane looks legitimately frightened.
ReplyDeleteNo. I am neither a pedophile nor am I Sheamus.
ReplyDeleteBleh. In my day when Sting got beat down by Vader he just pointed at me and said "YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!" These younguns today I swear.
ReplyDelete"We're all just mortals I suppose."
ReplyDeleteEver hear of something called a "Spoiler Alert"???
I like Dorada's finisher, the "Dorada Exploder."
ReplyDeleteThese kids are the kids of Millenials. And everyone knows Millenials are shitty at everything, why wouldn't parenting be included. God damn Millenials!!!
ReplyDelete(checks bank account to see if wife would notice $600 is missing). Damn.
ReplyDeleteI didn't mean literally fuck the kid. Geez.
ReplyDeleteI mean that figuratively that kid and his dad can both get fucked in the ass.
Sounds too much like "Dora The Explorer"
ReplyDeleteTHE ROMAN EMPIRE BEGINS MAGGLE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGetting to go backstage just because he cried. Shameful. What a precedent! How many fathers are gonna deliberately make their kids cry now?
ReplyDeleteI think that playful alliteration is exactly what he is going for.
ReplyDelete"Dora the Exploder" would be the greatest porn star name ever.
ReplyDeleteMark.
ReplyDeleteReally? Ok. Still not very scary sounding
ReplyDeleteChildren crying means the heel is getting heat, that is a good thing. This company is soft like charmin.
ReplyDeleteI read the kid was crying because his dad was the guy who got fired in the backstage segment?
ReplyDeleteWWE announced WrestleMania XXXII will be at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, TX on Sunday, April 3, 2016.
ReplyDeleteSerious question, if Roman Reigns becomes the face of the franchise does that mean WWE Shop Zone will start selling replica kids flak jackets? Because that's pretty hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI think he was crying because he was bored out of his fucking mind. That show had to have been death for the live crowd.
ReplyDeleteHe's a Mexican flip-flopper in a mask. Scary isn't exactly what he is going for.
ReplyDeleteWill Mania be billed as Starrcade this year to further the illusion for Hunter as he attends NWA Fantasy Camp featuring Sting?
ReplyDeleteDude, I couldn't even get through reading the report of the show.
ReplyDeleteTangent: I wish they'd kept Starrcade, Halloween Havoc, and Great American Bash as PPV names. You know what, Superbrawl too (sure as hell beats Fast Lane)
ReplyDeleteSpecial Guest Referee, Dusty Rhodes. Terry Funk is there in case it goes to a Time Limit and judges have to score the match.
ReplyDeleteTexas. I ain't going there. 2017 then! Maybe. Maybe finally 2017.
ReplyDeleteTables Ladders Chairs and Stairs is a much better December PPV name than Starrcade, clown.
ReplyDeleteThey are gonna have a hard time selling 100k tickets.
ReplyDeleteHow old was the kid? I hate seeing really young kids at wrestling these days. Sure, it's not the Attitude Era anymore, but I know I don't let my three year old watch any wrestling or MMA yet.
ReplyDeleteI read a part of that book and he seemed troubled. I don't think it's a surprise a sniper would be troubled, but maybe he shouldn't have written a book?
ReplyDeleteI always thought Starrcade was an awful name for a wrestling show. It sounds like a variety that should be on between Star Search and Hollywood Squares.
ReplyDeleteHalloween Havoc, Great American Bash, and SuperBrawl are all awesome. The February PPV should be SuperBrawl, not Fast Lane.
"Daddy, I wanna go home! Daniel Bryan lost... AGAIN!!! Why does WWE hate Daniel Bryan, Daddy?"
ReplyDelete"Because Bryan is what they call a 'vanilla midget', son. You see, in wrestling, you can achieve your dreams, as long as they're mandated by Vince McMahon, and you're built like a bodybuilder with a fact that looks good on a box of Fruity Pebbles.
So, you keep pretending that you're a wrestler in your room, and me and your mom will keep laughing at you, because you won't be a wrestler -- at least not a successful one -- with YOUR genetics, no matter how good you get at talking on the mic and having matches.
Now shut up and let daddy finish his meth, then we'll head home..."
Royal Rumble
ReplyDeleteSuperbrawl
Wrestlemania
Backlash
Slamboree
Money In The Bank
Great American Bash
Summerslam
Night of Champions
Halloween Havoc
Survivor Series
Starrcade
Oh, it's a terrible name in a vacuum. Just a nod to the history at this point.
ReplyDelete70 year old Terry Funk then piledrives Sting after the match and demands a title shot.
ReplyDeleteNaw, it was a nice thing to do.
ReplyDeleteI only let my 7 month old watch NJPW on AXS now. She appreciates the work rate and the honor and tradition.
ReplyDeleteI have no problem with that.
ReplyDeleteHe has a reusable bag on HHHH's head! HHHH can't breath!!!
ReplyDeleteThe extra H is for Hurry up and let a new news story replace this bullshit with HHHHH and that crying kid.
That extra H was a typo.
My understanding is Chavo and Konnan are booking it. Konnan was a Hell of a booker in Mexico.
ReplyDeleteTNA...I feel at this point, it's systemic. I think Dixie just hires people she likes and that makes it much harder to produce good booking.
She finds Raw to be blase and TNA to be trite.
ReplyDeleteIf Daniel Bryan gets suspended for choking out someone with a tie, there's no way that bag spot gets approved.
ReplyDeleteThen again, Triple H gets around a lot of rules the other wrestlers aren't allowed to break (blood, piss tests, etc.)
I bet Vince isn't big on the name "WrestleMania" because it has the word "wrestle" in it.
ReplyDeleteHow does she feel about ROH?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to sound like a right miserable bastard here, but I'm bored of all these one-shot mystery Rumble entrants now. They come out looking like shit, add nothing and get eliminated fast. I like storyline mystery entrants (Foley '04), guys joining the roster (Haku '01) and guys returning after time off (too many to mention). I can live without seeing Jim Duggan and The Godfather.
ReplyDeleteSportsEntertainia
ReplyDeleteDid you know:
ReplyDeleteThe reusable bag HHHH was choked out with by senile old Terry Funk can do the work of over 15,000 plastic bags? It's also biodegradable with a half life of 500 years unlike traditional plastic bags which will never degrade.
DDP is man enough to be in two places in once. You know what DDP calls his chest hair? A sweater.
ReplyDeleteI would approve of the "old veterans vs. The Ascension" feud if the old veterans were the Dudley Boyz, not the New Age Outlaws.
ReplyDelete