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Royal Rumble Live Thread

The kickoff show starts at 7pm EST. Matches include:

The New Day vs. Cesaro & Tyson Kidd & Adam Rose in an Elimination Match
The Miz & Damien Mizdow vs. The Usos for the WWE Tag Team Titles
New Age Outlaws vs. The Ascension
Nikki & Brie Bella vs. Paige & Natalya
Seth Rollins vs. John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
30 Man Royal Rumble Match

Talk all about the show here and lets hope we get something good and some direction heading into WrestleMania. And if this thread gets far too big, I will start a second one. 

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  1. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 25, 2015 at 4:55 PM

    Oh God, I feel like I'm going to shit out a long…

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  2. The third most interesting match on the card ends up on the preshow?

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  3. It's so nice to be excited for a PPV again.

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  4. Yes. Because fuck you. Jerk.


    - WWE Creative

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  5. Bryan wins or we riot.

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  6. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    Alright, I'm ready to RUUUUUUMBLE!

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  7. You forgot the network plug.

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  8. OFFICIAL PREDICTIONS:
    New Day Win
    Usos Win
    Ascension Win
    A Women Tag Team Wins
    Lesnar Wins
    Rock Wins the Rumble

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  9. Alright, let's put some lipstick on this pig and get this rodeo started!

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  10. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    Get the riot gear ready!

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  11. :: knifes you ::


    There you go, dude.

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  12. Bryan wins or we Wyatt

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  13. Well that escalated quickly

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  14. Clever for a sign at the show.

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  15. I'll answer the question that is one every one of your minds... my numbers tonight are 4, 6, 9, 17, 24, and 27! You're Welcome!

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  16. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Please, Hoss, I'm wearing riot gear in preparation of Bryan losing. That knife will do nothing to me!

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  17. suddenly Wyatt is being discussed on other sites as a probable winner. Who out of Cena, Rollins or Lesnar could he have a WM Main event level feud with?

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  18. Just say wrestlers, goddammit.

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  19. MikeyMike, JuggernautJanuary 25, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    You all ready for the Roman party tonight?

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  20. Jesus. The promo for NXT just screams:

    "Hey, remember what wrestling used to be?"

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  21. If Rock fights and wins tonight, will they call him Rumble Johnson?

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  22. Remember kids, do not sports entertain at home.

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  23. Fun Fact: Winning number will be 21

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  24. Zack Ryder is still in the "Don't try this at home" spot. And they say he's been buried...

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  25. I actually really like this advert for the WWE.

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  26. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 25, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    Fatassery is more like it. I decided to grab a burrito from Taco Bell for lunch, then some chips and beer for tonight. We opened the chips early, and it was a poor decision.

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  27. Fair enough.


    :: runs over you with hijacked ice cream truck ::

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  28. It's ok. I only do pro wrestling at home.

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  29. Their editing team is fantastic.

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  30. Scherer pull that number?

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  31. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 4:59 PM

    Alright, predictions:


    New Day wins, Cesaro looks like a chump.
    Usos beat Miz & Mizdow. - kicks off a feud between the two.
    Ascension wins, then get punked out by the Dudleyz.
    Bellas win because of who they're fucking.
    Brock retains the WWE title
    Bryan wins the Rumble.

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  32. One burrito and some chips give you tummy problems?


    what're you, a 12 year old lil girl?

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  33. The 8 year old in me wants cesaro to win the rumble

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  34. I assume the song playing on a loop on the YT channel while I wait for the preshow to start is the official theme for the show. It's boring.

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  35. Yes, I only have a GED and thus unable to make my own prediction unless I take it from the elite section of his website.

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  36. It always has been compare WCW and WWF during the Monday Night Wars and there's no contest.

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  37. I'm mean that really got out of hand.

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  38. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    If it didn't kill the Rock in 2002, I'll survive.

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  39. ThebrazilianpsychoJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    Good evening.

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  40. My stream has froze twice now.

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  41. This is one of the shittiest undercards I've seen in a long time.

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  42. My body is ready to receive the Rumble.

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  43. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfTvmbizNyQ

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  44. Is there tension at Kensington Enterprises?


    TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT TO BoD RUMBLE AND FIND OUT

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  45. Bunny miscommunication in the kickoff match leads to Rose unmasking the Bunny during the Rumble

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  46. Don't let us down, Philly crowd.

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  47. I just said that to Lindsey Lohan's agent last night.

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  48. Old WCW PPVs almost make no sense due to the lack of video packages putting matches in perspective. When you do have videos, they're poorly edited.

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  49. WWE Part Timers
    From the Makers of Mortal Kombat

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  50. heh...that had me giggling like a little girl.

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  51. ThebrazilianpsychoJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    You get HHH in a suit, deal with it!

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  52. It's actually really quite an achievement, graphically and art-direction wise. Not the most fun game ever, but impressive.

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  53. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    ... A bean burrito, half a bag of chips and Hershey's minis. I haven't had junk food in a long time.

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  54. You know why he picked 21? The 2 is for the number of homes he owns... the 1 is for the number of homes he could easily afford.

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  55. When did Adam Levine join the preshow team?

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  56. MikeyMike, JuggernautJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    Lol what happened to Riley?

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  57. My predictions.
    6 Man Tag - Cesaro lone survivor.
    tag title - USOs win, Miz smacks Mizdow, leading to them interacting in the Rumble
    Ascension squashes NAO
    Natalya/Paige win to set up 4 way title match
    Brock retains the WWE title
    Bryan wins the Rumble.

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  58. Sexy Flexy Biff KensingtonJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:02 PM

    If I can quit shitting first...

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  59. One of the things WWE never picked up on that WCW nailed perfectly was how to stack an undercard. I bought my fair share of WCW PPVs largely on the undercard alone. The main events were white hot shit, but as long as you had a tight cruiserweight title match, a TV title match, and a lucha six-man, I was THERE.

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  60. We find your optimism...amusing.


    - WWE Creative

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  61. Corey graves looks like a giant douche

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  62. Wait, is Corey Graves supposed to be handsome? He looks like a skellington.

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  63. Surprise entrant!

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  64. Corey Graves is here to fuck your girlfriend... and record it.

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  65. Adam "Colorado" CurryJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    I'm I the only one that thinks they booked that shit undercard because a dead crowd is better than a crowd just shitting all over everything? Fucking hell, I know I've said how bad it sucks, but actually seeing it? Jesus...

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  66. Who is this blonde? She is annoying but more bangable than every diva on the roster.

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  67. The DC version it's based on is fun for a 5 minute diversion.

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  68. Remember that wrestling game where it was all cartoony and shit where Undertaker would uppercut you and you'd fly 15 feet in the air while ghosts flew out of his fists and shit? I miss that game.

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  69. To all those people who said you'll never get a decent job with a neck tattoo ... Corey Graves is in a TUX at work. So yeah.

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  70. It's jsut a matter of time until Renee gets a real job.

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  71. So bad. Triple Threat title match will be really good I'm sure, but Christ what a bunch of throwaway RAW matches they have here

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  72. There's so much talent there that's just being wasted.

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  73. Adam "Colorado" CurryJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    In Your House?

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  74. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:03 PM

    HEYMAN & The Masters of the Universe sign wins the evening early.

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  75. That Heyman poster/sign in the background is amazing

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  76. all those words, and my mind gets stuck on "white hot shit."


    I have issues.

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  77. Corey Graves looks like a junkie Vanilla Ice

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  78. Renee Young, Dean Ambrose's girlfriend.

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  79. It's fun to pass the time in the bathroom.

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  80. Corey Graves looks like an ex con

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  81. Probably Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game.

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  82. That is right.

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  83. Rumble sells itself. That's how it should be. If Brock is supposed to leave with the belt, I would have led the proverbial lamb to slaughter against him.


    If only to keep Rollins & Cena in the Rumble match itself.

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  84. I suddenly hate Dean

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  85. MikeyMike, JuggernautJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Anything can happen, MAGGLE!

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  86. Renee Young
    Dean Ambrose's Current Girlfriend, My Future Wife

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  87. Hacksaw isn't literate enough to have made that tweet.

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  88. Didn't Shawn have a mirror that he'd drop on you?

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  89. What!? Dean, my man

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  90. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Wins the evening early!

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  91. Or the face of hepatitis.

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  92. Shit they're actually discussing the Rock and building him up.

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  93. Rock tossed by Rusev then

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  94. This one was the best. Played kinda like Mortal Kombat.

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  95. Yeah. The WCW undercards were the best part of the shows.

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  96. Adam "Colorado" CurryJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    At least a giant douche is clean.

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  97. MikeyMike, JuggernautJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    I don't like the haircut Renee has on most women but she rocks it nicely.

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  98. Dude. There are not sufficient words to express my disappointment.

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  99. WCW main events were the sizzle... the undercard was the steak.

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  100. We've gotten spoiled. I'm going back and watching all the Manias. There's some hot garbage on those early undercards.

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  101. Lana throwing it down on The Rock.

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  102. Nah, if she was going to do that she'd have already jumped ship.

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  103. I was thinking the same thing. Girlfriend makes it work.

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  104. MikeyMike, JuggernautJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    Hope he wins the Rumble

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  105. Are they really going with Rusev vs Rock at Mania? Geez. Gotta build him up more for Cena I suppose. Sad.

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  106. TEW Update: After the May PPV I had Triple H suspend Roman Reigns for "assaulting an employee" after accidentally spearing the timekeeper through the barricade during a match. Then at the MITB match, he goes rogue and returns from his suspension to screw over Golden Boy Sheamus, giving Cena the win (who will uncharacteristically cash-in on Bryan a week later only to get destroyed by Brock Lesnar). Then I'll have him beat Sheamus on Raw to win his job back.

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  107. We know Rock doesn't scare you Lana... you eye fucked him the entire time you were in the ring together.

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  108. Sooooo Rock-Rusev at Mania?

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  109. It was funny how obvious it was too. Anyone could see that .

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  110. "The Eater of Worlds"? What the hell?!?!?

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  111. The UK version of the Network is 15 second behind live for some reason. Restarted it and it's exactly the same.

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  112. I can't quite put my finger on why, but I absolutely loathe Byron Saxton.

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  113. There's some hot ass garbage on this. I'd take the Red fucking Rooster getting squashed over a bunch of jobbers the WWE doesn't care about.

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  114. Is that reddit guy giving away spoilers still doing that?

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  115. There's one guy picking Reigns.

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  116. She likes caramel skinned men it seems.

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  117. Booker T chant. I want in on that.

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  118. ok, bought the network to see the boogeyman. Apparently I can only watch on my phone though

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  119. He had really bad wrestling pants.

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  120. I thought roman reigns would say suffering succatash

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  121. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    Wyatt, Reigns, Rusev all picked by the panel to win the Rumble. And Renee with the smart pick!

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  122. Gimmick infringement cried Galactus!

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  123. Nah, he got butthurt at people calling his credibility into question and bailed.

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  124. How about some Adorable Adrian Adonis vs. Uncle Elmer to tide you over!

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  125. Bryan, Reigns, Rusev, Wyatt are the preshow panel's picks. Booker T specifically throws cold water on Bryan's chances. Hmmm.

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  126. Adam "Colorado" CurryJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:07 PM

    See, I can't even get excited about the Rumble. And it's not that if Reigns wins I'll be pissed, but WWE has totally forgotten how to book it. The last 4 have been shit, and I don't expect anything better this year.

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  127. That would be incredible. I'd totally mark out for that. I am the problem.

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  128. That means Randy Orton wins

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  129. I'd probably go gay for The Rock.

    I mean what?

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  130. Fandango looking very rapey there

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  131. Don't want in on that chant so much anymore.

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  132. Renee is cute but she isn't that hot. She looks like your friends girlfriend or something.

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  133. Haven't we already seen that match a million times?

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  134. I love how this turns us all into nitpicking detectives.

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  135. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    Four? I say it's been shit for much longer than that. The 2009 show sucked. 2008 was saved by the Cena surprise.

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  136. Haven't been that up to date on dirt sheets lately, what NXT guys are supposed to be in the Rumble tonite of any? Philly would blow their load if Sami came out

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  137. She's attainably hot. That's why she's so desirable. Like, if I ran into her at a bar after a show, I feel reasonably certain I could make that happen.


    I mean, I couldn't. But I could envision the means by which I could.

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  138. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    Nobody thinks Ambrose can win.

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  139. That top is doing it for me.

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  140. I think I'll watch the Pro Bowl instead lol

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  141. Exactly. Her entire appeal is that she's attractive, but attractive enough than fans think "hey, if I have a good night..."

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  142. She's seen what a loser he is.

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  143. Haven't heard of anyone specifically.

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  144. I like how all the male announcers they keep getting look like guys you want to punch in the face.

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  145. ThebrazilianpsychoJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    He's The Bunny.


    Did you saw the last Cage of Death?

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  146. Much more interested in the how then the who regarding this PPV. Woohoo Rumble!

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  147. Every bitch has her price.


    Or, can be knocked out and dragged off.


    Whichever.

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  148. This backstage guy is whiter than Tebow.

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  149. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:09 PM

    Like the friend's girlfriend I slept with just for the hell of it? Yes, please.

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  150. She has ugly arms. Weird complaint I know... but it is something I look at.

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  151. Renee has a haircut, though it's sadly not the more extensive one that would indicate she's fresh off of a break-up and is ready to suck however many dicks it takes to make Dean Ambrose jealous

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  152. Renee remind me of michelle beadle

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  153. Did not. What happened at it?

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  154. PLEASE BUY THE NETWORK!!! We have investors in two weeks!

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  155. ... and she's into wrestling.

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  156. Extant1979 - Mr. Cable AccessJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    ^ Best in the world. Trying to live up to it.

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  157. He's not at the moment, but he could end up in anyway.

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  158. Her Wrestlemania outfit last year was where it was at.

    https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/renee-young-espn-wwe.png?w=650

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  159. Is she? I think its probably just a paycheck.

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  160. I'm all up in this social media lounge, ready for some Rumble

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  161. so kofi isn't in the rumble? Isn't that why he's still on the roster?

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  162. In theory: he lost his qualifier on Smackdown to Harper.

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  163. Is it possible there's some envy there, like you kinda wish you had their job, which makes you want to punch them in the face?

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  164. Is Natalya still mad at Paige for dry humping her?

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  165. Yep. That's the ticket.

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  166. Mitch, The GodfatherJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    So is Paige a face now?

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  167. Oh yeah. So really, Bryan-Ziggler-Ryback should be first 3.

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  168. ThebrazilianpsychoJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:10 PM

    I'm not the biggest CZW, but I enjoyed the ME. BLK Jeez got the belt in a 4way cage of death.

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  169. Conference call should only be year-end, so Rumble won't be included.

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  170. i'm having a social media lounge added on to my house

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  171. Nope. Yet Alex Riley is, for some reason. I imagine they need jobbers for Reigns to bounce.

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  172. HAHAHA!! He Runs in and runs to other side of the ring and falls over the top rope. No one touches him.

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  173. A hotter Beadle.

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  174. AverageJoeEverymanJanuary 25, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    On my face. Yes.

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