Friday, January 9, 2015

Smackdown - January 9, 2015

Smackdown
Date: January 9, 2015
Location: Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, Tom Phillips, John Bradshaw Layfield

Reviewed by Tommy Hall


This is the last show on Fridays as the show moves back to the original Thursday time slot next week. We're coming off a pretty poorly received episode of Raw where the Authority reminded us that this is their company and we're just lucky enough to be watching it. Nothing major has been announced for tonight but you can smell the big tag match from here. Let's get to it.


We open with a recap of Cena bringing back the Authority from last week and the Authority's path of rage this past Monday. They added Rollins to the Royal Rumble title match and destroyed Ziggler, Rowan and Ryback before firing them all to end the show. I'm sure they'll be back for the Rumble. This took almost four minutes.

Here's Seth Rollins to get things going. He's feeling good after the look on Cena's face at the end of Raw. It was so good that we need to take another look at it, but thankfully it's just a still here. Rollins made Cena go back on his word and now the Authority is back. If that isn't enough, Cena is responsible for three men getting fired (Rowan got the biggest reaction of those names, which makes me think some piping in is afoot).

On top of all that though, Cena is responsible for Rollins being in the main event of the Royal Rumble. Rollins isn't a bad guy though. He asks the crowd for ten seconds of silence while the bell is rung in the memory of Ziggler, Rowan and Ryback. At about six bells, here's Reigns to cut things off. Seth says it's good to see you brother but Reigns says Rollins is full of it. That would be sufferin suckatash of course. Apparently there are a lot of Sylvester fans in the audience as a brief Roman Reigns chant starts up.

Roman gets right to it and nails Seth in the jaw to put him on the floor. This brings out Big Show and Kane with the latter making Big Show/Rollins vs. Reigns, unless Reigns can find a partner. However, anyone that agrees to be his partner is going to be going against the Authority. Fan: “SANDOW!” Big Show compares his fist to the Superman Punch and promises to knock out everyone that doesn't like it. The fact is Roman is screwed.

That ends the segment and hopefully Reigns' talking for the night. I like Reigns quite a bit, but the guy just isn't ready to be on a live mic at this level. There's no shame to this as there are a lot of guys who have been unable to talk (look back to Big Show's early WCW days where he was clearly reading off cue cards) but none that are supposed to be the next top guy. It seems that he's put the pressure on himself to take that spot and it's not working. Reigns spent the first year or so of his WWE run just looking menacing and saying a few words. Now he's supposed to talk people into the building? I don't get WWE's logic here.

Miz and Mizdow come in to see Kane. It must feel wonderful to have the Authority back in power, even though they canceled MizTV tonight. They really canceled an idea they came up with a day earlier? It amazes me how fast they have to change things around here. Anyway, Miz and Mizdow don't like the idea of being in a three way tag tonight. Kane agrees, so Miz asks Mizdow for some water. The water goes on Kane instead, so the triple threat is back on.

Big E. vs. Adam Rose

Raw rematch, which really didn't need to be thrown in on Monday to give the show a chance to breathe. Cesaro and Kidd are in Rose's corner after laying out New Day on Raw. Rose takes him down and drops some knees for two before we're in the chinlock less than a minute in. Big E. fights up with a belly to belly but stops to wipe off his sweat. That's really his gimmick people. The Big Ending is countered and Rose hits a nice tornado DDT for two more. The Big Ending is good for the pin a few seconds later at 2:36.

Ascension vs. Mad-1/Spartan

Those are the only names I can find for Ascension's meal tonight. JBL's stance on Ascension this time: they're 3-0 so far but that doesn't make them the Road Warriors. That right there is all he needed to say on Raw without making the team sound worthless. Ascension brings up the Road Warriors again, saying they couldn't carry their shoulder pads. As for the Powers of Pain, Ascension's power would cause them pain. Konor kicks I think Mad-1 around the ring to start before Viktor clotheslines him on the floor. Back in and Fall of Man is good for the pin at 46 seconds.

The Usos think Monday's firings are unfair but neither is putting them in a triple threat title defense. They'll do what they do though and rise to the occasion to fight for their titles.

Alicia Fox vs. Naomi

This is due to Fox attacking Naomi on Monday after Fox replaced Naomi on Total Divas. Naomi dropkicks her at the bell and hits a running corner splash. Fox comes out of the corner with a sunset flip into a rollup and throws her feet on the ropes to pin Naomi at 1:16. I miss old school cheating like that.

HHH's sitdown interview this week focused on those guys deserved to be fired. Cena begged them to go to war but eventually brought back the Authority as he needed to. That's the kind of guy HHH wants to go to war with, at least until he changes sides and then he'll be on him like a rabid dog.

We look at the ambulance match from Monday.

Bray says Ambrose is just like the rest of the people who tried to climb out of a jar. Fate is a pretty girl with a sword in her hand and she's leading him to a new destination. In three weeks, Bray Wyatt will arrive at the Royal Rumble.

Tag Team Titles: Usos vs. Goldust/Stardust vs. Miz/Damien Mizdow

Usos are defending and it's one fall to a finish. Jey and Miz get things going but Goldust tries to tag himself in early on. Miz shoves Jey down but they go into a pinfall reversal sequence for about four near falls each. We finally settle down to Miz being caught in a headlock with Jimmy coming in off the top to keep Miz in trouble. Miz makes a quick comeback but Stardust tags himself in. A big chop puts him in the corner though and it's back to Jey for a headbutt. Goldust gets in a cheap shot from the apron (and quite the reaction) as Cole is oddly silent.

The Usos send the other brothers and Miz out to the floor (Mizdow is kind enough to do it himself) and the big dives take them down again. Stardust adds the Falling Star but Jimmy takes him out a second later. Jey gets crotched down coming back in and we take a break. Back with Jimmy enziguring Stardust but Miz tags himself in to get the two count. Mizdow tags himself in for the Reality Check and a nice nipup (Cole: “Well HBK does have a beard.”) but Goldust tags himself in to run Mizdow over.

A jawbreaker gets Mizdow out of a chinlock but Stardust keeps him in trouble. They're fully in meandering mode here. It's back to Goldust for another chinlock before Stardust kicks Miz off the apron. Mizdow gets loose but there's no partner to tag, so he dives over to tag Jey instead. A release Samoan drop puts Stardust down but Goldust saves him from the running Umaga attack. Everything breaks down and the double superkick drops Goldust but Miz makes the save. Stardust low bridges his brother by mistake and Jimmy dives on him for good measure. Back in and the Superfly Splash to Goldust retains the titles at 16:27.

Rating: C. Well I've seen worse but it's still not the most interesting match in the world. The Usos have basically cleaned out the division at this point (unless you count Cesaro and Kidd), leaving only the Ascension to fight them. That would be quite the way to make JBL think more of them, and based on his comment that the Usos are becoming the best team of this generation, I could see them going there. The match was nothing all that great though as it was getting sloppy and felt about three minutes longer than it needed to.

Here's Bad News Barrett with the good news that he's the new Intercontinental Champion. He invites Ziggler out here right now for a rematch before remembering that Ziggler is fired. Barrett officially enters the Royal Rumble and promises to win the title at Wrestlemania.

Sin Cara vs. Bad News Barrett

Non-title and Eden calls this a match instead of a contest. Barrett hammers him down to start and we're already in a chinlock. Cara fights up and hits a spinning springboard headbutt, only to walk into Winds of Change for two. Wasteland is countered into a rollup for two but Cara kicks him in the head, setting up a Swanton for the pin at 2:03. This has to be some kind of a bad running joke right? I often make jokes about how winning the title leads to a losing streak and that joke started with Barrett. Who thinks this is a good idea?

Barrett Bull Hammers him post match.

We get some exclusive comments from the three fired guys after Raw went off the air.

Ryback says he's trained every day to have this job that he loves more than anything. Now the Authority is abusing its power and taken that away from him and it's the worst feeling in the world.

Rowan says disappointment comes to mind.

Ziggler did everything he could at Survivor Series and now he's lost everything.

Daniel Bryan is back in the ring next week.

Roman Reigns/??? vs. Seth Rollins/Big Show

Jobber entrance for Show and Rollins. Reigns has no partner at first but Dean Ambrose comes out to team with him. The look on Rollins' face is similar to Vince when the glass shatters. The former Shield members clear the ring to start, leaving Seth to shout that Dean was taken away in an ambulance. After a meeting on the floor, it's Rollins vs. Ambrose for the opening bell. Dean takes over to start and quickly brings in Reigns to throw Seth into the corner.

Big Show is shouting very loudly tonight and you can hear almost everything he's saying, including “HE KNEED HIM IN THE FACE!” Show finally pulls Seth out to the floor to get him away from Ambrose as we take a break. Back with Big Show chopping Dean in the corner and kicking his leg out. Hopefully he doesn't just copy Ryback and actually sells the injury. Rollins comes back in and steps on Dean's hand before dropping an elbow on the leg. He takes too much time talking trash though and Dean hops from the good leg to nail Rollins in the face.

Seth is smart enough to go back to the knee though and Ambrose is still in trouble. The Stooges get in some cheap shots on the floor before Big Show just throws Dean around the ring. Dean won't stay down though (even with Big Show telling him to stay down) and raises the good leg in the corner to stop a charge. A tornado DDT is enough to make the hot tag to Reigns as things speed up.

Roman plants Seth with a tilt-a-whirl slam and the Superman Punch takes out both Stooges at the same time. Reigns loads up the spear but walks into a chokeslam, only to have Dean dropkick Show down (with only the good leg connecting). The standing elbow drop puts the Stooges and Kane down, leaving Reigns to spear Rollins for the pin at 12:02.

Rating: C+. Dean Ambrose just stole the show by doing things exactly like he was supposed to. It's so rare to see someone get injured and then just do their same offense before holding the injury a second later. Ambrose wrestled the second half of this match on one leg and I really liked the extra realism it brought. For a contrast, look at Ryback last week. Big Show injured his knee, but Ryback just did the same stuff, including all of his power moves, like the knee was fine. That sort of thing gets old in a hurry and seeing Dean do it the right way is so refreshing.

Overall Rating: C. This show really doesn't mean anything as it's the last show in the death slot of Friday prime time. I'm hoping the potential of a much larger audience on Thursday night makes Samckdown mean something again, because I'm getting tired of sitting through these shows where it's just wasting two hours of my time. This episode wasn't anything great but Ambrose looked good and the rest of the matches ranged from decent to too short to mean anything. In other words, this was the standard Friday episode of Smackdown: acceptable wrestling and nothing that matters.

Results
Big E. b. Adam Rose – Big Ending
Ascension b. Mad-1/Spartan – Fall of Man to Mad-1
Alicia Fox b. Naomi – Rollup with feet on the ropes
Usos b. Miz/Damien Mizdow and Goldust/Stardust – Superfly Splash to Goldust
Sin Cara b. Bad News Barrett - Swanton Bomb
Roman Reigns/Dean Ambrose b. Big Show/Seth Rollins – Spear to Rollins

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55 comments:

  1. I put it on a for a minute, saw the new IC champ get pinned by Sin Cara, and shut it right off

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  2. Charismatic eNegro Jef VinsonJanuary 9, 2015 at 8:13 PM

    Yes.

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  3. Absolutely ridiculous if anyone other than Jericho takes the whole thing.

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  4. So many bad promos on this show. Reigns, Show, Ascension, even Barrett. It was like WWE decided they needed to tailor the dialogue for an even dumber audience than usual.

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  5. I sorta liked Reigns' promo. Cracked me up with the wink and all.

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  6. I remember his classic ladder match with Jericho at the Rumble over the IC title.

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  7. All I have to say is... Smackdown was horrible (IMHO), lol.

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  8. I'm a big Jericho fan but don't really see him as better than an hbk, a Bret or a Razor Ramon.

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  9. In real life, one of the fired three would've been like, "Whatever, I'ma go work for TNA. Or Lucha Underground. I'll go to Japan. F*** this company!"

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  10. Don't know why I added a's to all those names.

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  11. In the case of Razor Ramon it makes sense. There are two of those and Jericho is definitely better than one of them.

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  12. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 9, 2015 at 8:26 PM

    It's soon gonna be run on THE ROCKET FUEL!!!

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  13. Wanted to vote for Nash, but he took better care of his hair in WCW.


    When he was IC champ, there were some matches where I could see split ends and my penis would only be semi-erect.

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  14. Jericho? For real? Why? Legit q, would love to hear the rationale.

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  15. Crikey Mate Down Under AussieJanuary 9, 2015 at 8:37 PM

    A little rehab for Ambrose's character, hopefully this gets him back on track.

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  16. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 9, 2015 at 8:39 PM

    Interestingly enough, Sin Cara just regained the WWE Linear Championship by beating the man that took it away from him almost a year ago, Wade Barrett.

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  17. Rick Rude FTW

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  18. I'm done voting w the Pedro loss. He wasn't even that bad in 1986 when Geno always called him "Mr Everything" during his matches and you guys treated it like a joke. Oh well

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  19. I'm hoping Warrior gets some love in the tourney.

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  20. "Yep Mode" Abeyance Brown ©January 9, 2015 at 8:40 PM

    He'll job to straight jacket.

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  21. Not everyone has watched much of the WWF pre 1984 stuff

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  22. Right but even when Pedro may have sort of sucked he was better than jacques, who he's title for two days.

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  23. Wait, HBK doesn't have a beard? Then why'd be marry Whisper?

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  24. It was a very important transitional title reign. Pedro was better known as World Champion, not a bad thing.

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  25. If Davey had kept the belt until Survivor Series and defended the title against greatest IC champion of all time, the Mountie like originally planned then I'm pretty sure that would put him over the top to win this bracket.

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  26. Pat Patterson's first interview as Intercontinental Champion (1979):

    http://youtu.be/Xx7geOFXC04

    Now that I see this interview, the Rio De Janeiro angle makes a lot more sense. I thought it was a more serious attempt by the WWF to get the new belt over, but it was more like Pat was full of shit and was trying to say he was better than the world champion. This is kinda how the Hardcore belt was a joke and then became a real thing.

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  27. Ffffuckk that "sufferin' succatash"/wink was terrible. What the fuck was that?

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  28. Bret Hart, Randy Savage & Shawn Michaels were all better ic champs

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  29. But he was the greatest sexual assaulter of all time.

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  30. Pat Patterson had to go through that grueling tournament. What a night that was!

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  31. The wink made me LOL

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  32. He's the first person that comes to mind when I think of the IC title; he's just the most immediately associated in my mind. Other opinions are of course valid.

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  33. I voted against him more because I thought he was a shit worker by the time he was IC champ, and especially after. Granted, I only started watching in 1986 and everything before I only saw on comps, but I can only go by what I saw. In kayfabe terms though you are right.

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  34. But compared to Jacques????

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  35. ARRRRGH THE BARBARIANJanuary 9, 2015 at 10:22 PM

    I forgot Show won the title until I remembered how he lost it.

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  36. Edge is beating Diesel 70-30? Clearly the BoD is dominated by bald and/or homeless people who don't appreciate the intricacies of fine hair care.

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  37. He's strong, but he's not brave or handsome.

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  38. As to Sin Cara winning, he's from south Texas, and they were in Laredo. It might have been an attempt to appeal to the hometown crowd.

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  39. JBL would like a word.

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  40. In that "WWE 50" book, they say they picked Rio as it was far enough away from fan interest in the pre-Internet era that no one would really be able to check to see if it was for real.

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  41. Just rewatching Razor winning the belt the first time and amazing how it just looks so perfect on him. Like Hall was one of those guys who just seems better with a title around his waist, it fit him so well and one of those guys you automatically associate the IC belt with.

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  42. I won't pretend like I watched this show, but it sounds like a good idea to make Reigns and Ambrose allies again. Both have gotten derailed in completely different ways and this could help repair both of them. Best case scenario for WWE is that this gets some fans back on Reigns side, while also getting Ambrose some wins and momentum again. I doubt all of that happens, but at least it makes some sense.

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  43. Solution to the whole firing angle and how the hell they can justify turning Randy Orton good guy again:

    On Raw, Bryan stages a massive roster-wide protest against HHH and Steph for the firings. The Authority decides to rehire the three fired wrestlers IF Bryan can beat Randy Orton. Which he DOES and does so in about two-three minutes (allowing them to sidestep Bryan not being fully healed). HHH and Steph are livid (especially since Bryan has a lawyer, mid-show, force them to sign legally binding contracts forcing them to honor the stip) and Bryan flees into the crowd. At which point, HHH and Steph take to the ring and basically bully/browbeat Orton for fucking up and losing BIG and in a humiliating fashion, which causes Orton to snap and turn on HHH and Steph taking a punt to the head to cement Orton turning on them is legit.

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  44. I at least found him entertaining before and after the Mountie gimmick, although he gained a bit of weight and became incredibly boring himself.

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  45. Schrodinger's booking.

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  46. Steph gets punted? Ok.

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  47. As opposed to almost every other show in WWE history when they intentionally book the hometown guy to lose?

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  48. Steph getting punked means HHH has his excuse for a WM match plus they can use it to bring Vince back/reveal that he paid Sting to cost HHH/Steph their jobs and to basically kickstart WM via having Vince call HHH out on his failure leading the WWE and moreso, letting Brock win the belt and abandon the WWE like he has, giving us A. Sting as Vince's avatar against HHH at WM and B. plot advancement of Vince pointing out how it is bullshit that Brock has been ducking people for months to set up him eventually losing the belt

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  49. Theberzerker Von HUSSingtonJanuary 10, 2015 at 12:14 AM

    Goldust over Benoit?? Come on...even self-righteousness can't be THAT deluded.

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  50. Well, I guess, but that ladder match against Jericho at the Rumble! Come on.

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  51. So the Ascension's gimmick is that they name drop other tag teams for no reason?

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