Thursday, January 8, 2015

The King of Hardcore, WCW Style

I was pulling for Meng, who was locked into quite a battle with the surprisingly powerful Terry Funk. But, in the end, the Blog of Doom said that even these titans were no match for the most fearsome gladiator of all.


Congratulations to Norman Smiley, the greatest WCW Hardcore Warrior of all time!

21 comments:

  1. http://www.mandatory.com/2014/02/19/meng-stories-of-the-scariest-man-in-the-history-of-wrestling/

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  2. Longest thighs in the world

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  3. Final results:

    1. 308 Norman Smiley
    2. 191 Meng
    3. 134 Terry Funk
    4. 72 Bam Bam Bigelow
    5. 52 Lance Storm
    6. 35 Eric Bischoff
    7. 27 Crowbar
    8. 11 Carl Ouellet
    9. 6 Big Vito
    9. 6 Brian Knobbs
    11. 4 Shane Helms
    11. 4 Johnny the Bull
    11. 4 Reno
    14. 2 Shannon Moore
    15. 1 Even Karagias

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  4. I'm surprised more bookers didn't use Meng to their advantage. If I was booker I'd make Meng my #2 guy.

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  5. Who the fuck are the 4 people that voted for Reno? Jesus Christ...
    Me I voted for Funk but I can live with Smiley taking the win. I can't believe how lopsided the voting was though.

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  6. I think he would have been a huge star in the territory days a la Abdullah. Come in and be a monster for 3 or 4-months then move on to another place.

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  7. Forget Adam Bomb...Meng looked like an actual atomic bomb!

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  8. Not Meng? The guy tore Mike Barr's eye out of the socket and then popped it back in. You can't get more bad-ass than that.

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  9. Meng helped smarten me up as a young fan, because he doesn't look like anyone should be able to beat him in an actual fight, which meant he had to be letting guys pin him, which meant it had to be a worked sport.

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  10. You can call it the Norman Conquest.

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  11. *Does the Big Wiggle at work to celebrate.*

    *Gets e-mail from HR.*

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  12. I still say Reno had one of THE WORST finishers ever. It looked like he should have knocked himself out not his opponent every time.

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  13. Sweet! I voted for Mister Norman SmiLay!

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  14. I demand a recount!

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  15. It's cool to see that Evan Karagias is a reader of the BOD, though!


    I mean, I assume that's who voted for him.

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  16. Was he looking for a sharingan?

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  17. Here you go:

    1. 308 Norman Smiley
    2. 191 Meng
    3. 134 Terry Funk
    4. 72 Bam Bam Bigelow
    5. 52 Lance Storm
    6. 35 Eric Bischoff
    7. 27 Crowbar
    8. 11 Carl Ouellet
    9. 6 Big Vito
    9. 6 Brian Knobbs
    11. 4 Shane Helms
    11. 4 Johnny the Bull
    11. 4 Reno
    14. 2 Shannon Moore
    15. 1 Even Karagias

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  18. NEVER EXPLAIN THE JOKE!

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