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This hurts my brain




I know kayfabe is dead, but HHH fired all his friends on Monday! Can they at least try?

Cena is a forgiving guy, I guess.  If it makes you feel better no one is watching anyway.  

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  1. The old school guys from the 70s territory days probably see stuff like this and roll their eyes. Well, the ones that didn't get their eyes torn out of their sockets in bar fights trying to protect kayfabe. I feel like the Dallas Sportatorium crowd would have eaten Cena alive.

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  2. Easily explained: Cena is being apologetic in order to get his friends rehired.

    You owe me a no-prize!

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  3. Does this mean John Cena is the newest member of The Authority?

    TUNE INTO NITRO TO FIND OUT!

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  4. Even Cena doesn't give a shit anymore.

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  5. On the plus side, incidents of fans stabbing wrestlers have gone WAY down.

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  6. Maybe Anonymous is set to debut on Raw and their pre-debut promo is them hacking the twitter accounts of all the top faces.

    That or the guy who writes the DID YOU KNOW? factoids took off early today and this was the effort by the fill-in

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  7. WatercoolersandAirportsJanuary 9, 2015 at 9:09 PM

    "WE"RE TELLING STORIES"

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  8. WatercoolersandAirportsJanuary 9, 2015 at 9:14 PM

    At what point do they just walk out with the scripts in their hands ?

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  9. This looks like the work of the Anonymous RAW GM to me.

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  10. What's really maddening is that most of Cena's tweets are "inspirational" quotes and mantras centered on working out and lifting weights.... and then there's this tweet. I mean, WTF.

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  11. We're having fun Maggle!

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  12. Pat Patterson's first interview as Intercontinental Champion (1979):
    http://youtu.be/Xx7geOFXC04



    Now that I see this interview, the Rio De Janeiro angle makes a lot more sense. I thought it was a more serious attempt by the WWF to get the new belt over, but it was more like Pat was full of shit and was trying to say he was better than the world champion. This is kinda how the Hardcore belt was a joke and then became a real thing.

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  13. Teleprompters at the hard camera.

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  14. Cena vs Orton,one more timeJanuary 9, 2015 at 9:21 PM

    Wasn't there a RAW episode where Cena basically told the audience to go watch the NFL instead?
    He stopped giving a shit long go,I think

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  15. Cena vs Orton,one more timeJanuary 9, 2015 at 9:22 PM

    Can't you see?He's rising above hate.How much more inspirational can you get?

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  16. WatercoolersandAirportsJanuary 9, 2015 at 9:24 PM

    Teleprompter where GM post used to be.

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