OK, we'll go with this mess as the bracket, and I'll do the qualifying four-way polls tonight. Any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace:
1. Pedro Morales vs. Winner of Fatal 4-Way: Rikishi vs. Test vs. The Mountie vs. Dean Douglas
2. Don Muraco vs. Winner of Fatal 4-Way: D'Lo Brown vs. Marty Jannetty vs. Billy Gunn vs. Road Dogg
3. Honky Tonk Man vs. Winner of Fatal 4-Way: JBL vs. Albert vs. Lance Storm vs. Luke Harper
4. Tito Santana vs. 61. Big Show
5. Razor Ramon vs. 60. Mark Mero
6. Ultimate Warrior vs. 59. Booker T
7. Randy Savage vs. 58. Curt Angle
8. Curt Hennig vs. 57. The Godfather
9. Shawn Michaels vs. 56. CM Punk
10. Shelton Benjamin vs. 55. Ahmed Johnson
11. The Rock vs. 54. Ezekiel Jackson
12. Jeff Hardy vs. 53. Kane
13. Chris Jericho vs. 52. Davey Boy Smith
14. Wade Barrett vs. 51. Chyna
15. Jeff Jarrett vs. 50. Steve Austin
16. Bret Hart vs. 49. Ricky Steamboat
17. Greg Valentine vs. 48. Roddy Piper
18. Dolph Ziggler vs. 47. Val Venis
19. Kofi Kingston vs. 46. Kerry Von Erick
20. Cody Rhodes vs. 45. Carlito
21. Pat Patterson vs. 44. Eddie Guerrero
22. Ken Patera vs. 43. The Miz
23. Rob Van Dam vs. 42. Umaga
24. Randy Orton vs. 41. Ken Shamrock
25. John Morrison vs. 40. William Regal
26. Triple H vs. 39. Rey Mysterio
27. Christian vs. 38. Owen Hart
28. Edge vs. 37. Diesel
29. Goldust vs. 36. Chris Benoit
30. Big E vs. 35. Rick Rude
31. Santino Marella vs. 34. Curtis Axel
32. Drew McIntyre vs. 33. Ric Flair
2. Don Muraco vs. Winner of Fatal 4-Way: D'Lo Brown vs. Marty Jannetty vs. Billy Gunn vs. Road Dogg
3. Honky Tonk Man vs. Winner of Fatal 4-Way: JBL vs. Albert vs. Lance Storm vs. Luke Harper
4. Tito Santana vs. 61. Big Show
5. Razor Ramon vs. 60. Mark Mero
6. Ultimate Warrior vs. 59. Booker T
7. Randy Savage vs. 58. Curt Angle
8. Curt Hennig vs. 57. The Godfather
9. Shawn Michaels vs. 56. CM Punk
10. Shelton Benjamin vs. 55. Ahmed Johnson
11. The Rock vs. 54. Ezekiel Jackson
12. Jeff Hardy vs. 53. Kane
13. Chris Jericho vs. 52. Davey Boy Smith
14. Wade Barrett vs. 51. Chyna
15. Jeff Jarrett vs. 50. Steve Austin
16. Bret Hart vs. 49. Ricky Steamboat
17. Greg Valentine vs. 48. Roddy Piper
18. Dolph Ziggler vs. 47. Val Venis
19. Kofi Kingston vs. 46. Kerry Von Erick
20. Cody Rhodes vs. 45. Carlito
21. Pat Patterson vs. 44. Eddie Guerrero
22. Ken Patera vs. 43. The Miz
23. Rob Van Dam vs. 42. Umaga
24. Randy Orton vs. 41. Ken Shamrock
25. John Morrison vs. 40. William Regal
26. Triple H vs. 39. Rey Mysterio
27. Christian vs. 38. Owen Hart
28. Edge vs. 37. Diesel
29. Goldust vs. 36. Chris Benoit
30. Big E vs. 35. Rick Rude
31. Santino Marella vs. 34. Curtis Axel
32. Drew McIntyre vs. 33. Ric Flair
It's got a good beat, and I can dance to it.
ReplyDeleteRazor vs Mero is an impossibly tough first round match up. I feel Mero deserves better. His run was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteCurt Angle?
ReplyDeleteSee ya later CM Punk!!
ReplyDeleteNo worse than LOD vs Demolition.
ReplyDeleteSteamboat may beat Bret on the basis of having one memorable match in his entire WWF career. Now that would be a "tears in the eyes" moment
ReplyDelete"Not you too, Dick!" *runs away crying*
ReplyDeleteRooting for my guy Cody Rhodes. His reign in 2011-2012 was the best since Orton in 04.
ReplyDeleteDid Bobby Heenan pay somebody off for Flair's spot?
ReplyDeleteC'MON, CURT!!
ReplyDeleteNow bear in mind we are talking best reigns as champion and best overall IC champion, NOT best wrestler. Keep that in mind in the Jarret/Austin match up.
ReplyDeleteCapital G Double-O Double-N Double-E.
ReplyDeleteDude, Jarrett would get votes over Austin even in a "Better Fake Country Singer" poll
ReplyDeleteJeff Jarrett in Spring Breakers over Austin in The Longest Yard
ReplyDeleteAustin's reign MADE him, Austin won it with a broken neck!
ReplyDeleteIf the Mountie doesn't win the fatal 4 way I am done with wrestling for good!
ReplyDeleteNever saw Spring Breakers but I like the idea of Double J being in it.
ReplyDeleteIt's the most random WTF cameo EVER!
ReplyDeleteJust watched in on YouTube. That's tremendous. Better than the entirety of his WCW run.
ReplyDeleteI just noticed I spelled Kerry Von Erich wrong.
ReplyDeleteThere are a few tough first round match ups.
ReplyDeleteWe spent the morning figuring out how to get The Mountie into the tournament. I'm pretty sure he's a lock.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck is Curt Angle??? Rick Rude all the way FTW
ReplyDelete*Ric Rude
ReplyDeleteAnother spelling error.
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