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Pedigree Of A Champion

Scott,

I know that not everyone is on board with the push Roman Reigns is receiving, but I think there's something most may not be aware of. "The Powerhouse" has a championship pedigree unmatched by any WWE Superstar in history. His father is Sika, one half of the WWE Hall Of Fame tag team The Wild Samoans and a three time tag team champion. His brother Rosey also wrestled for the WWE and is a former tag team champion. As a member of the fabled Anoa'i family, the greatness in his bloodlines doesn't stop there. His cousins include former WWE Champion Yokozuna, Rikishi, Umaga, current tag team champs Jimmy & Jey Uso, and of course The Rock.

I'm sure there's lots I've left off here, but hopefully I've gotten the point across and the BOD audience can finally get behind "The Big Dog" with the rest of the WWE Universe.

​Wait a minute, I Googled this Umaga guy and he apparently died...of DRUGS.  That's not exactly the image I want of my WWE World Heavyweight Champion (tm) and role model to children around the world.  What if some kid discovers this and then thinks that it's OK to eat marijuana?  FUCK ROMAN REIGNS.​

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  1. Personally, I love how Cole and Reigns referenced everyone in his extended family but have never once mentioned his own BROTHER, Rosey. It's uncanny.

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  2. EAT MARIJUANA~! PUT ON A CONDOMINIUM~! Mr. Bob Backlund was gold!


    Actually I'm kind curious to hear Scott's comments on Anderson Silva getting BUSTED for steroids. Diaz' pot thing isn't news.

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  3. I googled this Rosey guy and all I got in reference to him was SHIT. Imagine if the WWE Universe read such language.

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  4. Speaking of powerhouses, I'm watching Saturday Night's Main Event 1 and Orndorff has THE lamest assortment of Babyface quips ever.

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  5. "What if some kid discovers this and then thinks that it's OK to eat marijuana?"

    Then, depending on that kid is cool or a square, he's either gonna have the greatest cartoon-watching afternoon of his life or freak out like a little bitch.

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  6. As far as I'm concerned, neither should Silva's. I really don't pay much attention to MMA, but in my opinion fighters should be allowed to shove as many steroids, painkillers, horse barbiturates and whatever the fuck else they want into their bloodstream. They're paid lots of money to hurt others and willingly risk self-injury. They should be allowed to turn themselves into chemistry experiments.

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  7. Yuck Moolah's outfit showing way too much.

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  8. I'm actually thinking she'll be in the Celebrity wing of the Hall in a few years.

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  9. But he'll end up like Becky.

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  10. Isn't she already in?

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  11. DID YOU KNOW: Rosey was backstage at WM XX and made a cameo in the Rock's promo.

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  12. They're playing it out and seeing where it goes.

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  13. ROCK you sumbitch!

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  14. It also plays into her gimmick of playfully mispronouncing names like Schmoolah and Mulaney Kai.

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  15. I've also discovered that Roman's mother and father are not blood relatives with each other.

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  16. If they wanted to claw back fan support at the Rumble they should have had Rosey make the save instead of The Rock. Ain't nobody going to boo the SHIT

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  17. What if some kid Googles Katie Vick?

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  18. Eh, it was the first year of the show. I give people a pass for missing the name of "WrestleMania" the first time around.

    "SummerFest" on the other hand is unforgivable.

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  19. Cyndi Lauper is a solid manager. She notches the name calling it WrestlingMania but she sells the stories well and gives a fired up promo. One of the better celebrities involved in wrestling. Probably the best Female Celebrity by far.

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  20. Hogan steals the show in this closing interview/cake fight with his hilarious reactions to Moolah calling Lauper a scarecrow and saying her mom was ugly. Hogan was stunned and aghast!

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  21. Good, or otherwise HE'S INBRED!

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  22. What about the pedigree of Hulk Hogan? He was brothers with just about everybody that he ever fought.

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  23. Kid ROCK BawitdabadadangadangdFebruary 4, 2015 at 6:27 AM

    Seems legit to me!

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  24. Once again: The Rock and Roman Reigns are not related genetically. The Rock's grandfather Peter Maivia and Reign's grandfather Anoa'i Amituana'i were "blood brothers."

    Though that's a close symbolic relationship, it's not genetic. That means Roman Reigns is as related to the Rock as he is to Samoa Joe. And you know what about Samoa Joe? HE'S FAT!

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  25. Wow Lauper isn't in. Why not induct her the same year as Richter?

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  26. I read that topic title and immediately assumed it was about HHH going over someone.

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  27. Won't someone PLEASE think of the children??

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  28. No word of a lie, I remember during the Mega Powers Explode angle discussing with my younger brother if Macho and Hogan were really brothers. If I remember correctly, we decided maybe they're just cousins...I have no idea why we came to that conclusion.

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  29. I believe he's also had several cocktails.

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  30. Never mind the drug thing. Screw this guy because he doesn't come to the ring eating a turkey leg.
    He's no Samoan.

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  31. Oi, review a goddamn Nitro Scott, and stop posting all this Roman Reigns guff!

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  32. I think she wasn't cool with WWE for a while and didn't think it was good for her career, but she did show up on Raw a few years back

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  33. Scott seemingly is mocking Triple H on his answer to the Chyna question with his answer here. I don't like what Joanie had done with her life either, but sin doesn't go away by sweeping it under a carpet and pretending it doesn't exist. Triple H would be considered a Pharisee by his response. He may even really fear not that Chyna has done porn, but how to explain to a child that he was involved with her at one point. WWE believes in the works system. That you can work your way into heaven. But eternal life can only come from grace. Repentance to the One who died for all sins and conquered sin, death and the grave.

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  34. HowmuchdoesthisguyweighFebruary 4, 2015 at 6:37 AM

    Yeah I believe she is

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  35. Then how do you explain the promos?

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  36. Does this mean that DX will never go in the Hall of Fame because X-Pac was Chyna's co-star in her tape?

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  37. Yeah Trips - how you gonna explain that one to your little daughter? Lost people do what lost people do.

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  38. If hhh's daughter went on youtube, could she not find her own father simulating sex with a corpse?

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  39. Rosey is retired - but at least Rosey had a personality. It never got him over, but he had one. I mean I always wanted to see Rosey booked as World Champion.

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  40. Well Rosey is out of the business. And Rosey had more charisma too.

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  41. No self-respecting Samoan would pretend to be a Japanese sumo champion.

    Therefore, fuck Roman Reigns.

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  42. Even worse, she could find his match with Steiner from the '03 Rumble.

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  43. Or worsest she would find the posedown between Steiner and her father.

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  44. I've got the SNL "Colon Blow" song in my head now, only replacing Colon with Roman.

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  45. Oh, I'm sure Triple H has the mentality that little girls don't look up daddy's buddies mentality. Again it's like the Pharisees saying they caught a woman in the act of adultery - but their own law stated the man involved should also be guilty and yet he is nowhere to be found when the woman is thrown at a Jesus' feet in John 8. You might make an excuse of saying Joanie had made a career out of it - and X- PAC was only a one-time deal -- but seriously if you use Triple H's mentality then unless you show favoritism - the X-PAC should also never get in the HOF even as a group. But since Triple H lives in his own time zone --

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  46. Even for wrestling Bundy's 9 second win was nefarious.

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  47. or worsester she would find his hair during the classic Raw match with HBK.

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  48. Or Worcestershire she could find the segment where he kisses Shawn Michaels.

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